Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
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If you can reincarnate or transmigrate into a cultivation novel world and you have a choice, would you be a protagonist, an antagonist, a side character, or a mob character?And what would you do if you are aware that you're a character in a cultivation novel?Mao Miaomiao, a 60-year-old retired professional MMA fighter got transmigrated into a mysterious cultivation world with modern technologies. He found himself in his youthful body, and he got a system as a bonus.Cliche, right?[Ding!][You have received new quests][Kill a native protagonist.][Kill a reincarnated protagonist.][Kill a transmigrated protagonist.][Kill a regressed protagonist.][Kill a time-traveled protagonist.][Kill a resurrected protagonist.]From a mob character to a villain mob, from a villain mob to a villain boss, from a villain boss to a secret character, the system forced Mao Miaomiao to evolve … and hunt every protagonist in this world.
- 1 1 Florida Man Gets Isekaied, Pollutes New World
- 2 2 Florida Man Digs Catholes in Archaeological Sites
- 3 3 Florida Man Imposing as Sage Scams Teenager
- 4 4 Florida Man Defecates in Archeological Site, Covers His Stool with Ancient Mural
- 5 5 Scammed Victim Benefits from Florida Man’s Fake Medicine
- 6 6 Florida Man Scammed While Attempting to Scam Local Cultivator
- 7 7 Florida Man Builds General Store in Forest to Sell Grass
- 8 8 Florida Man Feeds Dire Wolf to His Cat
- 9 9 Florida Man Experiments with Steak, Attracts Vegan Neighbors
- 10 10 Florida Man Angers Vegan Neighbor by Growing Plant
- 11 11 Local Cultivator Suspects Florida Man as Scammer, Gets Scammed
- 12 12 Florida Man Worshiped for Being Righteous Scammer
- 13 13 Florida Man Claims He Deciphers Cat Language
- 14 14 Florida Man Claims Coriander Juice is a New Coffee Blend
- 15 15 Uncle R. Enraged as Florida Man Cooks Fried Rice Using Raw Pine Nuts and Leaves
- 16 16 Florida Man Addicted to Nutting in Forest
- 17 17 Drug-Addicted Florida Man Invents New Meds
- 18 18 Florida Man Cooks Chemical Weapon Using Dog’s Blood
- 19 19 Chemist Intrudes Florida Man’s House, Kowtows for Forgiveness
- 20 20 Florida Man Gets Rich Selling Trash
- 21 21 Florida Man Baths in Wolf’s Goo, Complains He Smells like Testicles
- 22 22 Florida Man Cures Stray Cat’s Blindness Using Homemade Parasites
- 23 23 Philanthropist "Mr. Florida Man" Donates Meth to Neighbor
- 24 24 Florida Man Scammer Starts New Franchise, Hires Scammed Victim
- 25 25 Florida Man’s General Store Runs a Promotion – Price Increases by 500%!
- 26 26 Florida Man's Overpriced Rotten Tea Becomes Popular Among Elders
- 27 27 Local Martial Artists Mistake Florida Man as Alien Scientist
- 28 28 Florida Man Invests 1,000 Years in Simulation Game
- 29 29 Florida Man Turns National Artifact into Chair
- 30 30 Cop Called on Florida Man for Practicing Long Throw Using Cat
- 31 31 Local Criminals Scared as Florida Man Uses Cat as Weapon
- 32 32 Robbers Killed by “Cat” While Attempting to Break into Florida Man’s House
- 33 33 Armed Robbers Slaughtered in Florida Man’s Store. The Store Owner Pleads “Please Raid My Store Ag
- 34 34 Dead Robber’s Father Blames Florida Man for Retaliating Against Robbers
- 35 35 Florida Man Steals Valuable from Crime Scene
- 36 36 Florida Man’s Used Weed Sold for Millions
- 37 37 Neighbor Stops Florida Man from Turning National Treasure into Furniture
- 38 38 Florida Man Discovers New Shrooms Species in His Pocket
- 39 39 Florida Man's “Cat” Feeds on National Treasures
- 40 40 Forklift Certified Florida Man Worshiped as Immortal
- 41 41 Male Karen and Two Pets Killed by Florida Man During Pokemon Fight
- 42 42 Florida Man Hijacked Plane to Sell His Homemade Meds
- 43 43 Local Laborers Idolize Florida Man as Savior
- 44 44 Florida Man Teaches Elderly Man Nutting Techniques
- 45 45 Florida Man Discovers New Giant Potato Species, Turns Everything into French Fries
- 46 46 Florida Man Hides Expensive French Fries in Impenetrable Granary, Raided by His Cat
- 47 47 Florida Man Invents AI Robot, Neighbor Panics
- 48 48 Arrest Warrants Issued against Florida Man for Allegedly Disintegrating Corrupted Cop to Ash
- 49 49 Child Welfare Agents Concerned as Florida Man Let Infant Daughter Wander in Forest
- 50 50 Florida Man Searches for Sexy Alligator to be His Wife
- 51 51 Parents Shocked - Florida Man Seduces Underage Girl Using Fairy
- 52 52 Florida Man Revives 6-YO Girl Using Tea and Food after Allegedly Killing Her with Radiation
- 53 53 Florida Man Distributes Drugs to Underage Girls, Parent is Happy
- 54 54 Florida Man Threatens to Cut Cat’s Legs for Food
- 55 55 Florida Man Challenges Thunderstorm by Standing on Open Field
- 56 56 Florida Man Struck by Lightning Bolts, Becomes Super Florida Man
- 57 57 Naked Florida Man Challenges Lightning Storm, Waving Nation Flag and Cursing God
- 58 58 Florida Man Destroys Illegally Parked Wooden Boat, Kills the Ship Owners
- 59 59 Florida Man Complains as Thieves Refuse to Attack Him
- 60 60 Florida Man Cultivates Mushroom for New Drugs, Accidentally Turns Visitor into Zombie
- 61 61 Billionaire Florida Man Reveals Business Secret: “Free Child Labor is a Must-Have!”
- 62 62 Local Shocked as Florida Man Develops Chemical Weapon as Food
- 63 63 Florida Man Builds Recycling Center to Remove Trash, Spreads Cordyceps Zombie Virus
- 64 64 Florida Man Jumps into Nuclear Reactor Pool While Filming New Jackass Knockoff Movie
- 65 65 Meth Making is Popular among Pharmacy Company, Said Florida Man Who Successfully Converted Famous
- 66 66 Florida Man Trainee Warned Not to Insert Fingers into Electric Outlet, Gets Electrocuted
- 67 67 Florida Man Skins His Arm to Make Evening Dress for Sale
- 68 68 Officials Confused as Florida Man Draws Alligator Emoticon as His Business Signature
- 69 69 Elderly Men Interested in Florida Man's Balls, Survey Said
- 70 70 Senators Summons Florida Man for Hearing about His Balls
- 71 71 Greta Enraged as Florida Man Cut 2,000 Trees in Front of Official Agents
- 72 72 Florida Man Mistakes Emperor Envoy as Ohio Man, Offends the Officials
- 73 73 Florida Man Trainee Murders Police Officer Using Pokemon
- 74 74 Cops Panic as Florida Man Trainee Releases Wild Cat on Street
- 75 75 Hundred Police Officers Brutally Attacking Florida Man’s Pet Faces Retribution
- 76 76 Florida Man Plunders and Murders 200 Police Officers for Rare Dish
- 77 77 Florida Man Scot-Free After Murdering 200 Local Cops and Establishing Crime Syndicate
- 78 78 Florida Man Digs New River for Local Alligators, Neighbor Complains
- 79 79 Florida Man Raids Empty Police Station While Cops Raids His House
- 80 80 Kidnappers Hitting Florida Man’s House Captured and Eaten by “Cat”
- 81 81 Teens Mimics Parkour Video Game and Climb Florida Man House, Get Shot and Arrested
- 82 82 Philanthropist “Mr. Florida Man” Builds Apartment for Homeless People, Sued by Locals
- 83 83 Florida Man Teaches Children How to Brush Teeth, Eats Toothpaste and Get Hospitalized
- 84 84 20 Corpses Found Near Florida Man’s Farm, “Munch-Munch, Nom-Nom Meow” Said the Murderer
- 85 85 Florida Man Goes Picnic, Forgets Hungry Alligator at Home
- 86 86 Florida Man Travels Abroad for a Month and Leaves His Infant Daughter Home
- 87 87 Florida Man Bitten by Amazon Crocodile While Catching Wild Chickens for Dinner
- 88 88 Florida Man Practices Entomophagy While Touring Amazon Jungle, Gets Bitten by Amazonian Wasps, Ta
- 89 89 Florida Man Pays His Employee's Wage with Cooked Wasps
- 90 90 PETA Protests as Florida Man Murders Two Amazon Caimans and Seduces Unicorn
- 91 91 Florida Man Tames Unicorn by Smashing
- 92 92 Florida Man French-Kisses 100 Wild Horses and Brings Them Home
- 93 93 Florida Man Defeats Horse in Sprinting. Horse Racing Associations Invalid the Race as Florida Man
- 94 94 Florida Man Proved Innocence after Karen Neighbor Accused Him of Having Intercourse with Horse, H
- 95 95 Florida Man Robs Chinese Temple With Unicorn, Steals Only Apple Juice
- 96 96 Super Hero “Florida Man” Speedruns a Boss Fight, “Ain’t Nobody Got Time for That”
- 97 97 Vegan Cops Stalk Florida Man for Eating Meat at Home
- 98 98 Gunfire Exchanged during a High-Speed Chase after Cops Stole Florida Man’s Poke Ball
- 99 99 Florida Man on Shrooms Lights Himself on Fire, Damage the Pyramid, and Steal Pharaoh’s Golden Cho
- 100 100 Florida Man Cleans His Internal Organ Using High-Pressure Water, Suffers Brain Damage
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