Dimensional slime

As we all know, there are two times when the Dimensional Guild is the most lively every day - lunch and dinner, and whenever this time the union is always lively, either at a party or on the way to a party, since the establishment of the union there has been no exception.

Today, however, the long-standing record finally came to an unexpected ......

It was obviously dinner time, but the guild at this time was surprisingly quiet, everyone sat around the table without saying a word, if it weren't for the faint sound of everyone's breathing, I am afraid they would think that the people in the guild now are all wax figures in disguise.

"Hey, little Fugui. "

Uncle Whitebeard was the first to break the silence with a sigh, and pointed to the indescribable items on the table with a sad face: "Although we do often pluck your head when we have nothing to do, no matter what, we won't poison the food, right?"

"Actually, it's okay to be poisoned. "

Roger took the groove and continued: "The key is that we can't see how well you poison you, right? But if you look at these dishes, which one of them looks normal and can make people mouthful? Others add two spoonfuls of poison to a pot of soup, but you add two spoonfuls of soup to a pot of poison!"

It's not really Roger using [exaggerated] rhetorical devices, it's really the dishes on the table...... No, to be precise, it should be something that is on display, and it is unappetizing to look at one of them!

It's either green or blue, or it's moldy when it goes up, and even some dishes have a weird fluorescence, and the smell is even more terrifying than the thousand-year-old stinky tofu buried in the hundred-year-old stinky sock pile, and a scoop of 10,000-year-old canned herring juice is drizzled.

"I really didn't poison it!"

Xiao Fugui scratched his head a little crazy, and said very aggrievedly: "This is all Sister Xiao Ai's pot, I used the tricky kitchen utensils she gave me to cook today, and all the dishes became like this after they were made." "

When everyone heard this, they put a question mark on the top of their heads: "What the hell is that kitchenware?" (00)?"

"It's not a ghost, it's a trick, a weird trick. "

Rimuru helped explain: "Didn't we go out to do a mission yesterday? The mission world has produced something called weird due to the mutation of the law, with all kinds of special abilities, and tricky kitchen utensils are one of them, so we brought it back and gave it to Xiao Fugui. "

"So ......"

The baby turned his clever head and came up with the final answer: "This is actually your poison?!(0Д0)?!"

"It's not poisoned!"

Limulu was not angry enough to hold Feng Baobao's face, holding it in the palm of his hand is all kinds of rubbing, and he didn't mean to stop for several minutes, but became more and more energetic.

And at the same time as Limuru ravaged, Virudra raised his hand and said, "I said, everyone, we won't really eat this thing for this meal, right?"

Everyone up and down the guild fell into silence, looking at the indescribable things on the table, it was really more than enough strength and not enough heart, because ...... I really can't convince my heart to say it!

"Ahem, cough, cough, ......"

Miriam coughed lightly twice to attract everyone's attention, and also turned his smart head melon and said: "I don't think we should eat by appearance, just like stinky tofu, will these things just look bad, but actually taste delicious!"

"This ......"

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but think, although the possibility of what Miriam said was almost none, but it really couldn't be ruled out, if it wasn't, there would be no problem, but if this was the case, wouldn't it mean that they would miss out on a rare meal full of weird flavors?!

This is undoubtedly a fatal blow for foodies!(▼ヘ▼)

"I think it can be like this!"

Sakata Gintoki slapped the table and said, "It's better to choose one person to taste first, if it's really okay, then it's not too late for us to eat!"

"That's a good idea!"

This statement was immediately agreed by everyone, but then a new question arose, that is, "Who will be the first person to eat crabs?"

As soon as Rimuru's words were spoken, the atmosphere of the union suddenly changed, and the original relaxed freehand was vanished at this moment, and everyone squinted their eyes and looked around, revealing a strong vigilance in their eyes.

Not to mention that Uncle Whitebeard lost his smile, even the most noisy little Klee shrank weakly into a small ball at the moment, trying to reduce her sense of existence, for fear of being noticed by others accidentally.

This is very evident and has now reached a life-or-death moment when the first person to eat may be the first to taste the delicious food, but it is more likely that it will be ...... Today next year, everyone will remember to give you incense on time, and only promise to burn tens of billions more.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"

Rimuru coughed lightly and glanced at the crowd: "Everyone, now is the time to test whether everyone has the spirit of sacrifice, so who is willing to raise their little claws and take the initiative to try it now?

Rimuru blinked expectantly, feeling that there would definitely be one or two people in the huge guild who were willing to sacrifice themselves to fulfill everyone, after all, this was a super loving dimensional guild under her wise leadership!~(▽)/~

"Gaga...... Ga...... Ga...... Ga ......"

Three minutes passed, a large-billed finch flew overhead, and Rimuru, who had been full of expectations, was now covered with black lines on her forehead, and sure enough, she shouldn't have such expectations for everyone!

Damn, why can't we learn from her self-sacrificing virtues?

"Best Friends~"

Miriam showed an innocent and cute appearance, but in fact, her heart was extremely evil: "I remember that your poison resistance seems to be very high, and as the president, you should naturally lead by example, so why don't you try it yourself!"

"Yes, yes, as it should be!"

When the people who were still like stone statues just now heard this, they immediately lifted their petrified state and quickly nodded in agreement.

"No, it won't. "

Lim waved his hand expressionlessly and refused: "Slimes can't eat this kind of thing, if they do, they will evolve into evil and ugly ghost slimes, so it's absolutely impossible for me to eat this kind of thing." "

"Is that so?"

Everyone strongly questioned the authenticity of this matter, but before everyone could ask about it, Rimuru directly changed back into her slime form, and then jumped into Aster's arms and said nothing.

Just kidding, she's the president of Tangtang's trade union, so she doesn't do this kind of risky thing!

"Cut ......"

Everyone expressed their disdain in the most direct way, but the problem had to be solved in the end, and no one was willing to take the initiative to try, so they could only enter the legendary unfair, unjust, and non-public selection stage according to Article 372 of the trade union's rules and regulations!

Roger presided over the meeting: "Who do you think is up to this dangerous job? Please don't have any worries, raise your hands enthusiastically, and kill your teammates!"

Feng Baobao: "I recommend Dad!~(▽)/~" (read violent novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"What?!(0Д0)?!"

Uncle Whitebeard's eyes almost popped out, although he thought that he would be backstabbed, but he really didn't expect the backstab to come so suddenly, and the person who backstabbed him was still his most trusted baby daughter!

Facing the family ethics dispute, Roger suddenly became excited, but as a literate One Piece, he still held back the restlessness in his heart and said: "Please state the reason for the recommender!"

"Because daddy is big!"

The baby opened his hands and gestured, and said with a serious expression: "I often watch the animal world, and it is said that the venom of elephants can poison dozens of people, but it cannot cause life-threatening to larger whales, so the larger the volume, the higher the poison resistance, and the father is so tall, even if it is poisonous, he will definitely be able to carry it...... I'm a witty guy!"

As soon as the words fell, the baby raised her little nose triumphantly, don't look at her usually stupid and not very smart, in fact, she is not ordinary smart!

"Where's the applause!"

Roger, Karp, Sengoku and other friends can't wait to applaud, for fear that others won't know that they are gloating now, the corners of their mouths are about to crack to the root of their ears, and the rip girls in urban legends are not as big as their mouths.

"You bastards......"

Not to mention Whitebeard's face at the moment, even the iconic white crescent moon beard is about to turn black at the moment.

Bishop Otto couldn't help but laugh a little, and teased: "Lao Bai, you are what everyone expects!"

Uncle Snake couldn't help but nod from a scientific point of view: "The larger the body, the higher the anti-toxicity of the organism, which is true, so Lao Bai is indeed the best candidate." "

"What the hell!(▼Dish▼)"

Whitebeard's teeth were trembling, and he took a deep breath and pointed to Virudra, who was eating melons, and said, "Isn't it said that the bigger the body, the higher the poison resistance?

"What are you doing with me?!(0Д0)?!"

Virudra, who suddenly lay down on the gun, was so frightened that she saw that everyone was already staring at her, and cold sweat kept flowing down her forehead like a waterfall.

At this critical juncture, he didn't usually think much about it, and he quickly turned his brain into action, and finally came up with a reason-sounding flawless: "I've been on a diet to lose weight recently, so I can't eat." "

"You believe it when we believe it! I don't want you to lie like this, do you? I have a little excuse to believe it!"

Everyone couldn't help but slap them on the forehead, this excuse was simply insulting the intelligence of all of them.

Although the title of the [strongest foodie] in the 237 guild has not been determined so far, the most qualified personnel to compete for this honor have already been recognized by three people, that is-Miriam, Virudra, and Tang Sanzhuang.

Instead of believing that Virudra is going to lose weight, they would rather believe that Rimuru is a kind and cute, cut-out white slime!

"Eh.................."

Verudra's embarrassed toes were on the ground and pulled out 3 bedrooms and 1 living room, just as the so-called potential is forced out, seeing that Whitebeard and the others held down their hands and feet together, Bishop Otto came to the front with an indescribable object, and when Miriam opened his mouth and was about to feed him personally, he finally thought of a way to break the game!

"Wait!"

Virudra shouted, "The bigger the body, the higher the poison resistance, this kind of thing is completely unreasonable!"

The members of the science side raised their eyebrows, feeling that the other party was challenging their authority, so Dr. Tesla said, "What's unreasonable?

Virudra grabbed the straw that saved her life and hurriedly shouted, "Brother Zheng is a bug!"

Brother Zheng, who ate melons and watched the play, didn't expect the war to burn on him, and he was very confused: "What's the matter with me? Why am I a bug?(00)?"

"Lao Zhao!"

Virudra continued: "Didn't you eat those elixirs practiced by alchemists every day? My friend introduced them to me at that time, and those elixirs were made of quartz, gold, silver, mercury, lead, gypsum, mica, sulfur, realgar, etc., all of which are poisonous to people, and some of them are still highly poisonous!"

"And you knock a pill a day, which is equivalent to taking chronic poison every day, and you can still live to be 49 years old, this poison resistance is simply outrageous! This is enough to prove that poison resistance and body size are not necessarily related, I am not necessarily the best candidate!!"

“.................."

Brother Zheng and all the members of the science side were collectively silent.

Ein: "In terms of universality, it is true that an ordinary person can live so long eating these things with the physical fitness of the average person...... Somewhat outrageous. "

Uncle Snake: "Is it because of the genes, or is the toxicity of the elixirs refined by those alchemy techniques weakened?"

Tony: "That does make sense...... Lao Zhao, are you really so ruthless? Why did you live so long?"

Brother Zheng said that he didn't want to speak, if he had to say it, he just wanted to say: "Tell Meng Tian that I want to eat fish!"