Dimensional slime

"Brother Zheng, since your poison resistance is so high, then this important task can only be handed over to you!"

A certain slime patted Brother Zheng's shoulder with a solemn face, and then waved his little hand without saying a word, and the whitebeard who was pressing Verudra and the others instantly understood, teleported to Brother Zheng's side, and took advantage of the other party's failure to react, and held his hands and feet firmly with lightning speed.

"What do you want to do?!(0Д0)?!"

Brother Zheng was a little panicked, more than a hundred times more panicked than when Jing Ke assassinated him.

No matter how awesome Jing Ke is, he will kill himself once, and he can only let himself die physically, but this group of guys in the guild can completely let himself die and live, live and die, live and live, live and die, etc., it can be said that it is endless over and over again!

And the devil knows what it will taste like if you eat it, if the taste is comparable to the small cake made by Kiana, even if you don't lose your soul, it will definitely leave a serious psychological shadow!

"Okay, Brother Zheng, don't be stubborn, accept your fate obediently~"

Rimuru laughed as she picked up a plate of green vegetables, picked up what seemed to be meat with her chopsticks, and prepared to send it to Brother Zheng's mouth.

"Woo woo woo woo !!"

Brother Zheng was terrified, biting his lips and refusing to open anything, he insisted on stalking with Rimuru for dozens of seconds while his hands and feet were bound.

Seeing that Brother Zheng was so uncooperative, Limu raised his eyebrows and gave Milim a look, and the other party immediately came to the side and smiled evilly at Brother Zheng: "Brother Zheng, it's better to open your mouth quickly~"

As soon as the words ended, Milim couldn't wait to stretch out her wicked little claws, as if she wanted to help pry Brother Zheng's mouth open.

Faced with the crisis of life and death, even Brother Zheng couldn't care about being reserved at the moment, and hurriedly shouted: "Meng Tian, Wang Qian, you two chaos come to the rescue!"

"Your Majesty!!"

Wang Jian and Meng Tian, who were eating melons and watching the play, finally remembered their identities in the call of Brother Zheng, and after two or three bites of the remaining watermelon pulp, they threw away the watermelon skin and took out a big gun, and they were ready to come forward to rescue the driver.

Wang Jian roared with a sad and angry expression: "Thief, don't hurt my master!"

Before the words fell, he stepped on a meteor and rushed towards Rimuru, his resolute eyes revealed his will to see death as home, and everyone who saw it could not help but shout: "General Wang Jian is really a god who will be reincarnated, unparalleled in the world!"

Rimuru narrowed her eyes dangerously, she didn't expect that there would be one more person in the union who dared to challenge her authority as the president (in fact, there were many), was it because her motherhood was not enough to deter.

"Ah~"

Suddenly, before Limulu could recover from his short thoughts, Wang Jian who was sprinting suddenly froze, and then put the spear and pestle on the ground as a support, holding his old waist and wailing with pain on his face: "Oh, yes, my waist flashed, my waist flashed, I haven't fought for many days, and my waist is a little rusty." "

The expression is in place, the voice is loud, the words are clear, and the plot is coherent, General Wang Qian's performance of "Veteran Flashing Waist" can score at least 90 points, if you go to Qin Ming's film factory for a few more months, it will definitely not be a problem to win a Best Newcomer Award!

General Wang hugged his fists in remorse and said: "Your Majesty, the old minister accidentally flashed his waist today, and he can only recover after 7 days of empty rest, and please hold on for another 7 days, and when the minister recovers, he will come to the rescue on time again!"

After speaking, without waiting for Brother Zheng's reply, General Wang Jian turned around and ran away, the speed was even faster than just now, but he had already run to the edge of the sky in the blink of an eye, leaving only the voice slowly floating from a distance: "Your Majesty, holding on for 7 days is victory, wait for me to ......."

"Wait for you ghost!(▼Dish▼)"

Brother Zheng's face is half white and half black, you have to take 7 days off at the critical moment of saving the driver, you can take a vacation, but Limuru and they obviously don't take a vacation!

And how good the time card is, no more, no less, just seven days, so you are ready to come back to participate in my first seven jumps after recuperation...... No, is it supposed to be the First Seven Bundy Party?

Then you will call a few more descendants of your Wang family by the way, it is best to form a team, and when the time comes, we will carry the coffin together and bury it, then how magnificent it is!(▼ヘ▼)

Seeing that Wang Jian had run away, Brother Zheng could only put his last hope on Meng Tian: "Meng Aiqing, save the car!"

Meng Tian immediately responded: "Your Majesty, don't panic, I'm here!"

After saying that, he also raised his spear and charged, but as soon as he ran two steps, he presented a very magical operation for everyone - the left foot tripped the right foot!

"Bang!"

With a loud bang, General Meng Tian, who had fought countless battles, fell to the ground and inlaid himself alive into the floor made of the World Tree.

"Hiss......"

The audience couldn't help but gasp when they watched it, the World Tree was far harder than Edman Alloy, Zhenjin and other metals, not to mention that the floor of the union still underwent a special process, even if it was the Big Bang, don't want to leave a trace on it.

And now Meng Tian not only smashed the floor with such a fall, but the most important thing is that the other party actually hit the ground with his face, just thinking about it hurts to death!

“........................"

Brother Zheng fell silent and didn't know what to say, you Meng Tian is also the god of war of Great Qin, and he was invincible in the battle on horseback when he destroyed the Six Kingdoms with me before he cultivated, but now he has cultivated into an immortal, and you fell flat when you ran for me?

Do you think I'm a fool or do you think you're funny!Bastard !! (▼Dish▼)

Meng Tian didn't move for a long time, still firmly embedded in the floor, obviously he also knew that it was better for him to do nothing now, otherwise he would really be embarrassed to cut out the three-bedroom and one living room.

"Oops~"

Rimuru shook her head lightly: "Brother Zheng, don't struggle, finish eating early and finish it early, if it's really not delicious, we can make another meal while it's still early, otherwise we'll be really hungry at night." "

After saying that, Rimuru stretched out his chopsticks again, and Milim immediately stretched out his evil little claws with lightning speed, pinching Brother Zheng's open mouth so that it could not be closed.

"No...... Not ......"

In the midst of unparalleled fear and despair, Brother Zheng could only watch as the meat caught in the chopsticks was sent into his mouth, intimate contact with his fragile taste buds......

"Huh?!"

Brother Zheng's eyes widened suddenly, just when everyone thought that Brother Zheng was about to faint because the food was too unpalatable, not only did he not faint, but squinted his eyes and chewed carefully, and finally looked at the food on the table and said in disbelief: "This is really delicious, what's the situation?" (Read the violent novel, just go to the Feilu Novel Network!)

"Delicious?!"

Everyone was shocked when they heard this evaluation, Limuru gritted his teeth again and again, and also picked up a piece of meat and put it in his mouth to taste it, but he was instantly surprised and said, "It's really delicious!"

"Is that so?"

Seeing that Rimuru was like this, everyone's hanging hearts finally let go, followed by a strong curiosity, and they started to taste the strange food on the table with chopsticks.

"It's delicious! It doesn't look good, it tastes great!"

"Ahh......h Delicious...... This one is delicious, too...... It's all delicious!"

"Gollum...... Sure enough, it doesn't look good and it tastes good!"

..............................

The quiet guild is lively again, I didn't expect these delicacies made with tricky kitchen utensils, although they look very weird on the outside, but there is really no problem with eating, but there is an indescribable special taste.

It's like stinky tofu, it looks black and smells stinky, but it tastes very good!

Rimuru couldn't help but joke: "That weird kitchenware is really interesting, it seems that this weird also pays attention to the quality of life~"

"But one thing to say, these things seem really hard to put into words. "

Ning Linai stuffed it into his mouth and said, "If it weren't for Brother Zheng's fearless spirit of sacrificing himself, I'm afraid we would have missed this rare delicacy!"

"That's right, thanks to Lao Zhao's sacrifice!"

Roger smiled and climbed on Brother Zheng's shoulder, raised his wine glass and said loudly: "Come on, let's make a toast to Lao Zhao and thank him for his dedication!"

Rimuru was the first to raise his glass: "Cheers!~(▽)/~"

"Cheers!"

Everyone stood up and cheered for Brother Zheng, but Brother Zheng, who was the person concerned, was not happy at all, rolled his eyes and said speechlessly: "Hehehe, are you willing to treat me as me?"

"Don't care about such trivial things~"

Roger raised his eyebrows playfully, of course, Brother Zheng was not really angry, how did he not know who the people in the union were after joining the guild for so long?

Don't look at him as the First Emperor, but there is no difference between him and ordinary people in the union, there is no so-called preferential treatment, and there will be no discrimination, and the union under the leadership of Rimuru can be said to be truly equal to everyone, even Rimuru as the president...... Well, you can see that from the fact that she is bullied every day.

To tell the truth, he actually admired Rimuru a little, obviously she had the power above all things, but she didn't want to be a god, but was willing to treat and help all the creatures he met with an equal attitude, which he didn't think he could do.

The goal of creating a guild is not to develop forces to dominate the heavens, but simply to have a place where you can play and get along with your friends, and at the same time help all the unfortunate creatures in the heavens and all worlds, help each other to rewrite that misfortune, and turn all the bad stories into what they expect!

Of course, Rimuru is not really without any shortcomings, for example, sometimes she is very careful, whoever dares to say bad things about her behind her back and is caught, if she is a man, she will definitely be poured a bottle of Nianghua Spring, while the words of a girl will be relatively gentle - she will be ravaged alive into her shape!

Maybe it's because her influence is too strong, causing everyone in the union to be a little unmotivated, either thinking about what to do tomorrow or thinking about what to eat for the next meal, even the legendary utopia is probably less than one-tenth of the guild's.

"But such a guild ...... Not bad. "

Brother Zheng shook his head and chuckled, drank all the beer in the cup, and after drinking, he instantly lowered his face and sneered at a certain two people beside him: "Meng Aiqing, Wang Aiqing, weren't you two just flashing your old waist and the other falling to the ground and having a concussion? Why are you drinking so vigorously now?"

"Your Majesty!"

Wang Jian had already drunk a few glasses of wine, his face was not red and he was not panting: "I just went back to see a doctor, and the doctor said that I need to drink more alcohol for this disease, and I drink purely to recover as soon as possible!"

Brother Zheng couldn't help but roll his eyes, he didn't believe half a word of what this old guy said, and then moved his gaze to Meng Tian, he still remembered the cute man on the other side just now!

"Uh... Grunt... Your Majesty. "

Meng Tian was still a little young after all, his face was slightly red, and his expression was a little embarrassed: "I also went to the doctor just now, and he told me that I had a concussion...... Drink more alcohol...... Probably. "

"Then you'd better drink more, it's better to drink to the point of cerebral hemorrhage!"

Brother Zheng didn't bother to pay attention to the two, obviously he was such a good subordinate before, and he never deceived himself, but now he ...... Hehe, all of them were damaged by this group of scum in the guild!

"Dingdong ....................."

The long-lost prompt sound sounded in everyone's minds, and everyone who had entered party mode froze for a moment, and when they got their attention, they heard the second half of the sentence-

"Welcome to the guild!".