Dimensional slime

"It's finally over!Yo roar!~(▽)/~"

As soon as Miriam returned to the meeting place through the portal, she couldn't help but cheer, and as soon as she stopped, another portal was opened next to her, and the next second, Miriam, Captain Yang and others rushed out of the portal.

"Mepru-chan!"

Seeing this, Miriam pounced directly, hugged Mepru and rubbed her face affectionately: "You're done too......?" It's still a little slower than me!"

"Ahh......h

Mepru felt that her face was about to be rubbed off a layer of skin, and she couldn't help but let out a cute cry, and Miriam, who heard the voice, not only did not stop, but rubbed harder, as if she wanted to listen to it a few more times.

Mei Pulu was in pain and happy, and finally could only stretch out her hand, rub Miriam's little head, and sighed helplessly: "Yes, yes, Miriam-chan is the most powerful, much more powerful than me~"

"Hey, hey, hey...... Actually, it's not that exaggerated, it's just a little bit more powerful. "

Miriam spoke modestly, but her little upturned nose had betrayed her completely, and she was very satisfied with Mepru's compliment.

It didn't take long for Luo Xue and Lin Ai to return safely with their respective teams, and Lin Ai waved his hand as soon as he passed through the portal: "Milim-chan, Meipulu-chan, how are you guys?

"Funny weird?!"

Milim and Mei Pulu's eyes lit up instantly, and they hurriedly ran to Lin Ai's side and asked, "What's interesting and weird? Quickly show us the "Nine-Eighty-Seven" insight!"

"Hey...... Then voila!"

Lin Ai unceremoniously laid out all the gains on his side, and hundreds of strange items fell on the ground and piled up into a small mountain, and at the same time, with a wave of his hand, all the frozen states of all the strange items were lifted.

Of course, even if the seal was lifted, the weirdness didn't make any abnormal movements, just the momentum they unintentionally released by standing next to them was enough to suppress all the weirdness, and the seal of the ice gun was just the second insurance.

"Look at this paper!"

Lin Ai took out a roll of seemingly ordinary rolling paper, hooked a wicked smile at the corner of his mouth in the puzzled eyes of everyone, and explained: "This roll of paper looks ordinary, but as long as you wipe your butt with this thing after going to the toilet, it will get dirtier and dirtier, and even after too many bad times, it will bleed!!"

"Hiss~"

The three of Miriam gasped, and their eyes looked at the rolling paper with a touch of fear, and they couldn't help but imagine what would happen if they put it in the toilet and use it to wipe their butts after the unknown person finished going to the toilet...... Gollum, don't be too scary!

"Wait. "

Luo Xue suddenly thought of a key question, and politely raised her little paw and asked, "Xiao Ai, it doesn't seem that our union needs to go to the toilet, right?"

"Huh...... Yes?!(0Д0)?!"

Lin Ai was slightly stunned and reacted, the weakest in his guild were already at the god level, and there was no need to go to the toilet for a long time, and what he ate would be completely converted into energy, and the toilet didn't exist at all.

And if you don't go to the toilet, who will have nothing to do with this thing to wipe your butt?

Mei Pulu was silent and asked, "Xiao Ai, will this paper have the same effect when used to wipe other places?"

"Nope. "

Lin Ai replied expressionlessly: "This thing can only wipe the buttocks, and if it is used to wipe other places, it is no different from ordinary paper, that is, multiple buffs that cannot be used up." "

Silence shrouded the top of everyone's heads, and the fear brought by the rolling paper disappeared in an instant, Lin Ai pouted and divided the rolling paper from the original [treasure] into the [waste], and threw it a hundred meters away with her backhand, she didn't want to bring back this kind of waste to the extreme.

"Alright!"

Lin Ai rubbed Luo Xue's face, and within two clicks, she returned to her energetic appearance again, and began to take out new weirdness to continue to show off......

"Is it really okay for them to play like this?"

The captain of the fourth squad twitched wildly out of the corner of her eyes not far away, although she knew that this group of people could not be understood by common sense, but was it really okay to play weird like this?

That's the weirdness that almost wiped out humanity, not Princess Buddy and Taibi the Bear!

"Don't worry, there will be no problem. "

Team Yang didn't know when he stood next to the other party, patted the captain of the fourth team on the shoulder, lit a cigarette next to him, and smoked lazily, looking more relaxed than ever.

Team Yang took a deep puff of cigarette, spit out the smoke ring and said slowly: "They are living gods, they may be weird and terrifying to people, but they are just ants to gods, not to mention...... They're not just gods. "

The captain of the fourth team had the heart to refute when she heard this, but when she opened her mouth, she couldn't make a sound, because she knew that this was a fact that could not be refuted at all, and in the end, the words full of words could only turn into a helpless sigh.

It's not that she is dissatisfied with Rimuru and the others, in fact, everyone present is full of gratitude, if it weren't for Rimuru and their help, it is very likely that the human race will be completely exterminated in the future.

And the reason why she wants to refute is actually just that she is unwilling.

Since the strange resurgence, countless heroes have followed one after another, sacrificed their lives and fought weirdly, and only after paying an unknown price did they let humanity survive to this day.

It is true that the human Assassins have won the final victory, but this victory is not a victory won by their own hands, or even a victory by the charity of the gods, and it is not as happy as once imagined, because they are still weak and humble, and they are still unable to control their own destiny.

"I'm back~"

With a brisk cry, Rimuru, who had vanished from the very beginning of the mission, stepped out of the void and floated gently to the ground.

"Dear friends!"

"Rimuro-chan!"

"Sister-sama!"

..............................

A few people who were playing immediately turned their heads in surprise, and after confirming that it was Limuru, they all pounced on it, and Limulu had just landed on his feet before he could stand firmly, and he was hugged tightly by several people.

"Really, it's only been a few hours since you see it, do you need to hug it so tightly?"

Rimuru rolled her lovely eyes, and at a glance she knew that these fools were actually just trying to beg for a snack, and if she didn't give them to them, they might be able to rub them like this all day...... Well, that's not bad though.

Limuru said angrily: "Don't rub it, it's not sincere." "

"Who said it wasn't sincere!"

Lin Ai immediately retorted: "I really love my sister!"

"That's right!"

Miriam nodded her little head: "Although I haven't seen you for a few hours, I'm like a year, and I want to kill you!"

Miriam and Luo Xue didn't speak, but their sparkling eyes had already answered—they definitely didn't do this because they were hungry for snacks!

"Hehe......"

Rimuru rolled her lovely eyes, although she could only believe half of these words, but after all, her ears were comfortable when she heard it, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but rise slightly, and then she took out a bunch of small snacks and said, "Take what you want to eat, and I'll make something for you when I go back to the guild when things are done." "

"Rimuro-chan Saigao!~(▽)/~"

"My favorite best friend!~(▽)/~"

"Long live my sister!~(▽)/~" (read the violent novel, go to the Feilu Novel Network!)

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The four of them cheered, and after getting the snacks, they couldn't wait to open them and nibble on them in front of everyone.

"Ahh......h The squid made by my best friend is getting better and better!"

Milim enjoyed a small squid very much, and it was not until she had eaten two or three skewers that she realized that there was a tightly bound ...... next to Limulu when she licked her lips Pig-headed people?

Miriam asked curiously, "Best friend, who is this guy?"

After hearing Miriam's question, all the personnel present noticed this person, and Team Yang, who was originally talking to the captain of the fourth team, found out that his expression was instantly tense, and after taking a deep breath, he stepped forward with a serious face.

"Lao Yang, what are you doing...... What's the situation?"

The captain of the fourth team looked at Team Yang a little overwhelmed, and followed with a little hesitation, and the rest of the players present looked at me, I look at you, and they all slowly surrounded them with curiosity.

"Miss Rimuru. "

Team Yang stepped forward, and although he was asking Rimuru a question, his eyes were fixed on the pig-headed man who was tied up in a ball and never left half a step.....

After taking a deep breath, Team Yang held back the anger in his heart and asked, "May I ask this guy, is this guy the real culprit behind the weird recovery?"

"What?!won't it?(0Д0)?!"

Before Rimuru could answer, the members of the Trickster Squad who had gathered around them out of curiosity instantly exploded, all of them looking at the people on the ground in disbelief.

"That's right. "

Rimuru nodded and said: "This guy is indeed the culprit of the weird resurgence, all the weirdness in your world was created and put by him, just when you were sweeping the weird just now, this guy ran into outer space out of fear and wanted to escape, and after I caught him, he still wanted to resist, so I beat him like this." "

"What a guy!"

"Bastard!I'm going to kill you!!"

"you second uncle! I'm ...... I'm going to you!"

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If most of the people just looked at them with suspicion when they heard Team Yang's words, then after seeing Rimuru nodding his head in confirmation, all the tricksters exploded completely.

The suppressed emotions buried deep in the bottom of their hearts were all released, and all kinds of unbearable words were scolded one after another, looking at the pig-headed man's eyes were bloodshot, if there was still a loss of reason, I am afraid that now they would rush up and torture the eighteenth congress on each other ten times, only in this way can they solve the hatred in their hearts!

"Whew...... Call...... Whew......"

Team Yang was the most rational person among the tricksters present, but even so, his eyes were bloodshot at this time, and his lips had been bitten, and it took a long time to suppress the anger in his heart, and he looked at Rimuru in a tone that was almost pleading: "Miss Rimuru, I know this request is excessive, but can you ...... Can you leave this guy to our world to deal with on its own?"

"Sorry, that doesn't work. "

Rimuru shook her head slightly, such a simple action made the eyes of all the tricksters present lose their highlights.

Rimuru explained: "It's not that I won't leave it to you to deal with, although the power in this guy's body has been sealed by me, but the essence of his life is already a source of weirdness, if he stays in this world, then weirdness will continue to be born, so it's better to leave him to us to deal with." "

Although the Yang team was disappointed, after listening to Limulu's explanation, he also knew that what the other party said was the truth: "I'm sorry, it's our request that is a bit excessive. "

However, Rimuru's voice suddenly changed: "It's not ......"

Team Yang instantly ignited hope: "But what? Is there any condition of 0.9?"

"Not a condition. "

Rimuru waved his hand and said, "I'll put this guy in the guild's dungeon prison, if you want, you can go to him for trouble yourself, if you're really bored, you can brush him 1,000 times a day." "

"What do you mean?" (00)?"

All the tricksters were stunned at the same time, unable to understand what Rimuru meant by the dungeon, or whether Team Yang was the first to understand the meaning of Rimuru's words, and said in shock: "You mean we can join your guild?!"

"Of course. "

Rimuru smiled and said, "You don't think that the entry threshold for our guild is very high, do you? I'm really sorry, in fact, our guild is an open union, as long as you have a good heart, then you can join our union, and your world is ......

Rimuru paused for a moment and then continued: "Although I have corrected the rules of your world, but if your world wants to recover as before, I am afraid that it will take at least a few hundred years, so I actually suggest that you join the union, and when the time comes, I can also introduce Brother Zheng, Lao Liu's gang, it should be easy to get their assistance, your world can recover faster, how about thinking?"

"Brother Zheng, that's ......"

Such a familiar title made Team Yang stunned again, and when he remembered it, his eyes instantly widened: "! The First Emperor Yingzheng? Is he really not dead? No wonder he sent me a text message a few years ago asking me to transfer 20,000 yuan to him as a travel fee, it turned out to be true!"

Rimuru: ".................."

Trickster Squad: "..................".