Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

The screen continued.

"Because I am... the God of Grass!"

Nasi Da blinked cutely again.

Wendy was stunned when she heard this answer.

It makes sense... bullshit!

"So according to you, don't I like to drink wind?"

Behind him, Ying nodded with a look of course after hearing it.

"It makes sense!"

Wendy was silenced by what he said.

"Okay, let's ask the next question."

After coughing twice, he continued to look at Nasi Da in front of him.

"You haven't won any awards?"

"Any award is fine~"

"Yes, I have an award!"

Nasi Da said softly.

"Very good!"

Wendy smiled slightly.

"Now, I declare that you cannot join this tanking conference."

"Why?"

Nasi Da was puzzled.

"You have won an award!"

"What kind of tanking god are you?"

Wendy folded her arms and said with a smile.

"But I won the tanking award."

Nasi Da blinked.

Wendy: "..."

The God of Freedom was silenced again.

But he soon thought of a reason again.

"But it still won't work!"

"Because you are still a child!"

Seeing this scene, Nasi Da stopped talking.

After a while, she released her ultimate move.

"I... I don't have Mora!"

Hearing this, Wendy was stunned at first, and then a bright smile appeared on her face.

“Welcome to join!”

The video ends here.

…

[Super Chat Group]

[Barbara: First, it was Inazuma’s words from Rock God, then Lord Barbatos’s, uh, strange request, and finally the Tank Show…]

[Barbara: It’s so different from the meeting of the four gods I imagined! (laughing and crying.jpg)]

[Keqing: It fits my view on the improper comments of the light curtain! (dog head.jpg)]

[Kamisato Ayaka: Yes! If it was a normal meeting, it would be wrong! (dog head.jpg)]

[Nielu: In short, the purpose of the three gods meeting Lord Little Lucky Grass King is for Mora! And the purpose of Lord Little Lucky Grass King meeting the three gods is to join the Tank Show! (dog head.jpg)06]

[Navia: It's hard to imagine that this is a meeting between gods, so abstract... (laughing and crying.jpg)]

[Yingmei: One without Mora, slacks off and drinks all day; one without Mora, wanders the streets all day; one without Mora, stays in the Pure Land all day reading light novels and eating tri-color dumplings! ]

[Yingmei: Isn't it just a bad meeting~ (dog head.jpg)]

[Paimon: Nashida has learned bad things~（狗头.jpg）】

[Nashida: Learn from the three seniors! (狗头.jpg)]

[Alice: Tell a joke, you can’t join the Tank Conference if you eat grass or get the Tank Award, you must have no Mora! (坏笑.jpg)]

[胡桃: Suggest to change the name to “No Mora Conference”! (狗头.jpg)]

Seeing this, many people in the chat group laughed.

Isn’t it~

Three gods, oh no, four gods can’t make up a Mora!

It seems that this is the true meaning of the conference!

It’s called Tank, but in fact it’s moneyless!

At this time,

[Xiao Gong: Wait! Since the Grass God eats grass, what about the other gods? ]

[八重神子: Isn’t this simple? Then the Thunder God is struck by lightning every day! The Wind God drinks the west wind every day! As for the Rock God and the Water God~]

[Wendy: Hey, the Rock God naturally eats rocks~]

[Then Villette: Then the Water God is drowned! (Serious.jpg)]

[Shadow:...]

[Zhongli:...]

[Funina:? ? ? ]

When the others saw this scene, they were all stunned.

The Grass God eats grass every day?

The Thunder God is struck by lightning every day?

The Wind God drinks the west wind every day?

The Rock God eats rocks every day?

The Water God is drowned every day?

Hiss~

It looks a bit funny, but it is inexplicably reasonable~

Thinking of this, everyone couldn't help but laugh out loud.

At this time,

Alice seemed to have thought of something and suddenly spoke.

[Alice: Wait! This Tank Conference can only be joined by gods without Mora. 】

[Alice: What about the water god Funina? She is so rich, won’t she be able to join later? 】

[Wendy: No no no~! It is a conference after all, and it still needs funds! 】

[Wendy: Otherwise, how can the Tank Conference be started? We can’t just stand there, right? 】

[Wendy: Hey, to put it simply, we need the water god! The four of us are responsible for the Tank Conference, and the water god is responsible for providing funds! (dog head.jpg)]

[Yingmei: Got it! It’s just me and Paimon killing people! I’m responsible for killing people, and Paimon is responsible for killing people~ (dog head.jpg)]

[Paimon: ? ? ? 】

[Zhongli: From a universal rational point of view, Barbatos and the Traveler are right! 】

[True: A serious gathering of gods cannot be without the water god, and the same is true for the Tank Show! (狗头.jpg)]

[Shadow: The water god Funina has been an inseparable part of our Tank Show since ancient times! (单正正.jpg)]

[Nashida: Tank Show cannot be without the water god Funina, just like Traveler cannot be without Paimon! (狗头.jpg)]

[Funina: ...]

Seeing this scene, she was a little amused.

Never thought that one day she wouldBeing sought after by other gods because of being rich!

This feeling is really...great~

She, Fenina!

All the gods in Behemoth, Liyue, and Inazuma are rich!

Although it's just a joke!

But it's enough to make her happy~

[Fenina: Hehe~No problem! As long as this water god has money, your gatherings will not be without money~]

[Wendy: Wow, thank you boss~]

[Zhongli: Ahem, thank you boss~]

[Shadow: Thank you boss~]

[Nasida: Thank you boss! ]

[……]

Seeing this scene, Fenina was even happier~

Hehe~

They call me boss~

On the side, Villette looked at this situation and was also helpless.

It seems that we have to find a way to increase the national income in the future!

Otherwise, this Fontaine may not be enough for Ms. Funina to defeat...

...

Villa.

Luo Chen couldn't help laughing when he saw the prominent comments in the live broadcast room.

So many things can be discussed in one video.

What a talent~!

Only he doesn't rely on the emotional value of Blue Star to make a living.

Otherwise, he would have to edit these comments and upload them to the small broken station!

I think it must be very exciting!

After watching it with relish, he regained his mind and started to continue his business.

"Through the previous video, I think you have all seen the fun of the four gods meeting each other."

"Next, let's continue with the informal comments."

"The sixth informal comment - three gods taking care of a baby!"

"You will understand the details after watching the video below~"

After that, Luo Chen picked up the mouse and started to control it.

…

Three gods taking care of a baby?

Hearing this, the Teyvat people in front of the light curtain were shocked.

Who is this baby?

That's naturally the Little Grass God!

After all, the drunkard, the street kid, the homegirl, and the idiot~

According to the literal meaning, these three should take care of the Little Grass God.

Just like parents taking care of their children!

But the problem is, this is an informal comment!

Can these three take care of the baby well?

Everyone expressed deep doubt.

Perhaps not only did he not lead well, but he led it crookedly!

Thinking of this, their curiosity became more and more vigorous.

They did not bother to discuss and looked at the light curtain.

…

Soon, there was a new movement on the light curtain.

In the picture, the background was Jingshan Palace.

At this time, the three gods looked down at the lovely Nashida in front of them and fell into deep thought.

After a while, Wendy touched his chin and continued to look at Nashida while speaking.

"Grandpa, what's going on?"

Zhongli sighed softly after hearing this.=|"Hey~"

"The Grass God has become smaller because of overdrawn power."

"But the traveler has important things to deal with these days, so he left her to us to take care of."

"Hearing this, Ying showed a trace of difficulty on his face. "I have no experience in taking care of children."

"Seeing this, Wendy thought for a while and said. "How about this."

"The three of us take care of her for one day each!"

"How about it?"

"At this time, Nashida suddenly pulled Wendy's braid childishly.

"Haaaaa——"

"I don't care!"

"I! Just! Want~!"

"I want what other kids have!"

"Buy it for me, buy it for me!"

"I want to eat it, I want to eat it!"

Feeling the pain of her braid being pulled, Wendy almost cried.

She quickly asked for help from the two people around her.

But at this time, Zhongli and Ying looked at each other in bewilderment at this scene.

"From a universal rational point of view, I think Barbatos's suggestion is OK!"

"Is it really OK..."

...

Seeing this scene, the extraordinary chat group laughed.

[Alice: Tsk tsk, it turns out that the three gods are leading the little grass god~]

[Paimon: Traveler, how can you be so depressed! They actually let the three gods who sing for money take care of Nashida...]

[Hu Tao: That's right! I'm afraid that the little grass god will be led astray! (dog head.jpg)]

[Ying Mei: There's nothing I can do~ The master in the light screen has something to do~ (Little Bear spreads his hands.jpg)]

[Wendy: Hey, that's not right! What do you mean by led astray?]

[Wendy: Take care of a child for a whole day! Isn't that easy?]

[Zhongli: In terms of universal rationality, Barbatos is right!]

[Zhongli: As long as we get in touch with her, I think the little grass god will be easy to take care of!]

[Ying: That's right!]

At this time, the three gods are quite confident!

Although this is not a serious comment!

But it's only one day after all!

How outrageous can it be?

Seeing this scene, the other people in the chat group couldn't help but raise their eyebrows.

[Zhen: It seems that the three of you are very confident! In this case, why not have a simple competition~]

[Zhen: Let the results of the three of you leading the Little Grass God in this light curtain be judged! ]

[Zhen: The person involved, the Little Grass God, will be the referee! ]

[Zhen: The worst performer will treat everyone in the group to dinner later! ]

[Zhen: How? (smile.jpg)]

[Funina: Competition? This is OK, this is good! (excited.jpg)]

[Barbara: Lord Barbatos will definitely not be the last one! ]

[Xiao: The emperor is as caring as a father, he must be good at raising children! ]

[Kujo Sara:Master Ying will never lose! 】

[Yae Shenzi: Oh, it's great that we can have food no matter we win or lose~ (dog head.jpg)]

[Mona: That's right! It's great to have Bailai... ahem, it's great to be able to witness it with my own eyes! I will definitely be there! 】

[……]

For the people in the group,

Except for the diehard fans of the gods, such as Barbara, Xiao, and Kujo Sara, who firmly believe that their gods will win,

Everyone else is watching the fun with great interest.

Just like what the fox said!

It doesn't matter who wins or loses~

Anyway, there's food to eat!

There's food to eat and fun to watch!

It's just too perfect!

And Wendy, Zhongli, Ying...

They have no objection to this!

They all think the same!

I don’t think I will definitely win, but I will definitely not be the worst!

I think at least one of the other two is worse than me!

A sure win~

So,

[Wendy: Hey, no problem, I agree~]

[Zhongli: What’s there to be afraid of? Come on! ]

[Ying: It’s just taking care of the kids! No big deal! ]

[Zhen: Great! Then the competition is officially established! No contract will be signed this time! Instead, everyone in the group will supervise! ]

[Zhen: In addition, Little Grass God, you will judge the performance of the three of them! ]

[Zhen: I believe that as the person involved, you will definitely give the most fair evaluation! ]

[Nashida: Yes, okay! ]

Nashida was also very curious.

Although she was the one being led, she also wanted to see the performance of the other three senior gods.

I wonder what I will learn from them in the light screen?

At this time, Yingmei suddenly thought of something and spoke up.

[Yingmei: Wait! I suddenly thought of a question! ]

[Yingmei: None of you three have Mora, so how can the worst performer get the money to treat us? (dog head.jpg)]

[Wendy: Worst performance? Hey, it can't be me! So you should ask the other two 507! ]

[Zhongli: In terms of universal rationality, this situation cannot be lost! So it should be Barbatos and Baalzebu who have a headache! ]

[Ying: Headache? Not possible! In the end, the one who treats us must be Barbatos and Morax! 】

【Yingmei:...】

Okay~

These three are so confident now!

It's useless to ask!

It seems that we can only wait until the video on the light screen is played before we can make a conclusion!

Thinking of this, Yingmei and the others in the group looked at the light screen again.

...

The picture continued on the light screen.

The first day!

Background, Mondstadt.

Wendy stood on the corner of the street and looked at the scenery.

At this time, Nashida pulled his clothes behind him..

"Eh?"

Wendy felt the movement and looked over.

"Hungry..."

Nasi Da touched her stomach and said pitifully.

The stomach also made a gurgling sound at the right time.

Wendy smiled when she saw this.

"Hungry?"

"Let's go, I'll take you to find something delicious!"

Then the scene changed and they came to the Rose Tavern of Angel.

"Hahahahaha~"

As soon as he entered, Wendy laughed happily.

After finding a seat and sitting down, he ordered dishes to the boss.

"Boss, give me a side dish!"

"Give us each a bottle of cider!"

"Hehehe~"

Nasi Da was originally looking forward to it.

But after hearing this, his expression suddenly changed like this:

Σ(△|||)︴

What about the meal?

Why did it become drinking?

Just when Wendy was laughing, a figure came from behind him.

And punched him on the head.

"We don't sell alcohol to minors in our tavern!"

Diluk said coldly with a fist.

Seeing Wendy lying on the table with his head in pain, he turned his eyes to Nashida again.

After a slight look, he whispered to the bartender.

"Go notify the Knights!"

"Someone will take care of the children!"

...

Seeing this scene, many people in the chat group laughed.

Take the little grass god to drink!

This is indeed something the wind god can do!

As expected of you, Jiumengzi~!

And the Mond people covered their faces one after another.

Lord Barbatos...

[Super Chat Group]

[Barbara: Lord Barbatos, the little grass god is still a child! How could you take her to the tavern to drink? (helpless.jpg)]

[Yingmei: That's right! You are so irresponsible to minors! Look at Master Diluk! (serious.jpg)]

[Paimon: You said you took good care of her before, but you took Nashida to drink right away. You are really something, a singing stuntman (dog head.jpg)]

[Wendy: ? ? ? ]

[Wendy: No, a 500-year-old minor? ? 】

……

ps: Oh no, the weather is so hot and cold, I caught a cold~

I feel so dizzy!

Readers, please take good care of your body! .