Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

[Super chat group]

[Yingmei: "Flower girl", of course it is used to describe a pretty girl~ (dog head.jpg)]

[Alice: That's right! That's it! (dog head.jpg)]

Seeing this, the people in the chat group became speechless.

If you didn't add the expression [dog head.jpg], they would really believe it!

But now that it's added, there's something wrong with it.

After all, they know the meaning of [dog head.jpg] very well.

In a sense, the reputation of Rock God and Inazuma was persecuted~.

And Zhongli...

At this time, he sighed in his heart.

Although the traveler didn't say anything specific, it seemed to have said everything.

He now felt that the hall master next to him looked at him strangely.

This made him a little tired.

Why was he persecuted again?

Why did you say that the person in the light screen was rushing to ask?

Wouldn’t it be better to let Barbatos say it?

…

However, in fact, to a certain extent, Yingmei really didn’t lie.

“Flower girl”, the original meaning is actually a commendatory word!

It is used to describe a beautiful, virtuous and gentle woman.

In the language of cherry blossoms, it is also used to refer to the bride (flower bride).

It’s just that due to some circumstances, the meaning changed later...

Of course, as time went by, it became a similar teasing remark.

But there is no need to say it specifically~

At this time,

[Nashida: Flower girl! A girl like a flower! Well, it makes sense! ]

[Nashida: So I’m not a flower girl, traveler, oh no, Ying-chan is! (dog head.jpg)]

[Alice: Yo! Ying-chan... you, a flower girl's work! (dog head.jpg)]

[Paimon: Yo! Ying-chan, you, a big, flower girl's work! (dog head.jpg)]

[Barbara: Yo! Ying-chan, you, a big, flower girl's work! (dog head.jpg)]

[Walnut: Yo! Ying-chan, "947" you, a big, flower girl's work! (dog head.jpg)]

[Yae Shenzi: Yo! Ying-chan, you... don't want others to know that you are a flower girl, right? (evil smile.jpg)]

[Nel: Yo! Ying-chan, you... don't want others to know that you are a flower girl, right? (smirk.jpg)]

[Funina: Yo! Ying-chan, you... don't want others to know that you are a flower girl, right? (smirk.jpg)]

[Ying-mei: ? ? ? ]

Looking at the chat group's continuous screen swipes, Ying-mei was numb.

Isn't this the Teyvat Extraordinary Chat Group?

Why does it smell like Sakura Country Daizo?

And why is she the one being persecuted?

Shouldn't it bePersecute Zhongli or Nashida?

She doesn’t understand this~

In fact, because of his own deeds, the Traveler is a very special existence in the chat group!

He has a relatively close relationship with all countries.

In addition to his sloppy personality, he is considered a "group pet" in the group~

For a period of time, everyone may mainly tease the person being commented on today.

But most of the time, it will be transferred to the Traveler!

The main point is a "care" from all countries!

Yingmei doesn’t know these, she just feels bitter~

She is only 18 years old~

She has to bear the pressure that does not belong to her age~!

This is intolerable~

Adhering to the principle of joining if you can’t beat them,

So,

[Yingmei: Baka! 】

Seeing the traveler's defense break, the people in the chat group immediately burst into a happy laugh~

But seeing the light curtain continue to move.

So they stopped joking and chatting and continued to watch.

...

In the light curtain, the picture continued.

At this time, the picture changed, and Zhongli, Wendy, and Ying seemed to have figured out Nashida's identity.

The same is true for Nashida.

So this scene appeared.

The three gods held their chests with both hands and looked at the little grass god in front of them strangely.

And Nashida put her hands in front of her chest, her eyes were confused, and her ears kept moving up and down.

Obviously she was a little nervous.

I didn't expect to see the legendary three gods so soon!

Oh, what should I say~

Don't look at me like that, I don't know what to do.

At this time, Wendy stretched out her hand and greeted with a smile.

"Hey, kid~"

"Want a bottle of cider?"

After hearing this, Ying was speechless.

Zhongli even reminded him quickly.

"Hey, she's only 500 years old!"

After hearing this, Wendy turned her head back and forth frantically.

"Then I don't know what kind of wine to drink at 500 years old!"

Zhongli: "..."

Is that what he meant?

You are worthy of it, Baba Tous!

…

Then, a second goal!

After a brief embarrassment, the scene returned to the previous state.

It was still the three gods with their arms folded, looking at Nashida, while Nashida looked at the three gods in confusion.

At this time, Ying began to have a spiritual connection with Nashida.

"Hey, a new cute girl is here?"

"You are so young, can you cook?"

"You will definitely not grow tall if you eat grass every day!"

Hearing this, Nashida felt unhappy.

"Oh, I am not the worst cook in Teyvat!"

After the words fell, Wendy suddenly smiled and said.

"Why are you talking?"

"I amIt's not that I can't hear it!"

Ying saw this and his eyes became dangerous.

Zhongli reminded again in a low voice.

"This is a girl's whisper!"

Hearing this, Wendy turned her head back and forth frantically again.

"What!"

"I don't care! I want to join in too!"

Zhongli: "..."

…

Then, three goals!

The four people in the picture returned to their original appearance again!

Wendy folded her arms and seemed to be thinking about something.

I didn't think about the first two questions, so I must come up with a suitable one this time!

After a moment, his eyes lit up.

So he stretched out his hand and smiled.

"Well... do you have Mora? "

After the words fell, Ying's eyes became unhappy.

And Zhongli was shocked.

"Are you crazy?"

"She's still a child!"

After hearing this, Wendy turned her head back and forth frantically again.

"Then you pay, you pay, if you can do it, you go!"

Zhongli: "..."

...

Then, four goals!

Wendy folded his hands and continued to look at it.

After a moment, he sighed lightly, then smiled and said.

"Is the third missing one coming?"

Ying: "..."

Zhongli was speechless and brought out the previous words again.

"She's still just a child. ”

Seeing this, Wendy turned her head back and forth frantically again.

“This is a puzzle game!”

“Besides, do you have money to pay for losing?”

Zhongli: “…”

…

Then, five goals!

After taking a deep breath, Wendy continued to look at the little grass god in front of him.

After a while, an idea popped into his mind.

“Maid cafe?”

Wendy smiled.

Ying narrowed his eyes.

And Zhongli…

After a light sigh, he said helplessly.

“She is only five hundred years old…”

Wendy couldn’t bear it anymore, and turned back to the two guys behind him.

“Who told you two not to go to work? ”

“Three gods can’t make up one Mora!”

“It’s been a long time since we’ve been laughing!”

“Finally, the Grass God has appeared!”

“Another reason to eat!”

“Isn’t this a good opportunity to turn things around? ——”

“I brought cider!”

“It’s okay that the little girl has no money, but you two old guys don’t bring any money either!”

Zhongli was silent after hearing this.

After a moment, he looked weird.

“Didn’t you finish the cider yourself?”

Wendy: “…”

Hey~

…

[Super Chat Group]

[Yingmei: Giving Nashida alcohol, eavesdropping on girls' private conversations, asking Nashida if she has Mora, whether Sanqueyi will come, and the maid cafe...]

[Yingmei: Oh my goodness! Is this the meeting of the four gods? ]

[Paimon: Nashida: I didn't expect the three gods to be so stupid! My fantasy is shattered~ (dog head.jpg)]

[Alice: You three gods are not good! You don't go to work without Mora, but actually go to Xumi to ask for Mora from the little grass god! ]

[Alice: Even trying to earn Mora from her! ]

[Alice: Tsk tsk, you seniors are so good~ (smirk.jpg)]

[Funina: That's right! Fortunately, the little grass god doesn't have Mora! Otherwise, I would have been deceived by you! (contempt.jpg)]

[Tevarin: That's right! (disdain.jpg)]

[Lord of the Rota: That's right! (disdain.jpg)]

[Yae God: That's right! (disdain.jpg)]

Seeing this, Venti, Zhongli, and Ying were a little confused.

This plot is not going well!

Based on the previous situation, shouldn't the main point of this improper review be that the God of Grass doesn't have Mora?

Why are they the three being persecuted?

It's all right now!

All Teyvat knows that the three of them can't get a Mora!

And then "force" the young God of Grass to get Mora...

No!

This can't be the case!

So Zhongli and Ying started to act!

[Zhongli: Ahem! In terms of general rationality, Barbatos talked the most in this video! 】

[Zhongli: He persuaded Little Grass God to drink! He eavesdropped on the girls' whispers! He wanted to pull Little Grass God to three people! He asked Little Grass God for Mora! He wanted Little Grass God to have a maid cafe! 】

[Zhongli: It has nothing to do with us! 】

[Zhongli: What's more, I have been persuading him! (Serious.jpg)]

[Ying: Compared to them, I didn't say a word...]

[Ying: Besides, eavesdropping on girls' whispers is shameful! 】

[Ying: So I will never take the blame for Barbatos! 】

[Zhen: That's right! Although my Ying is a little silly, her cooking is terrible, and she is a homebody! But this time it really has nothing to do with her! (Serious.jpg)]

[Ying: ...]

Sister, just say the last sentence!

There is no need to add those prefixes...

When Wendy saw this, she was dumbfounded.

No!

What's going on?

Aren't we standing together?

Why did you two betray?

No way!

He can't bear it alone!

At least one person has to be dragged into the water!

Baalzebub has a bad temper, so there is no way to drag him into the water 0...

So...

[Wendy: OthersI admit it! But the charge of eavesdropping is debatable! 】

[Wendy: Obviously, besides me, the old man also eavesdropped! 】

[Wendy: Otherwise, how would he know the content? 】

[Zhongli: ? ? ? 】

Seeing this, Zhongli was numb.

Never expected that Wendy would do this!

Drag him into the water!

Too much!

But he couldn't refute it.

For a moment, he felt as if he couldn't breathe.

So he looked at the drunkard beside him.

Wendy blinked when he saw this.

"Hey, old man, you are the one who blamed me again~"

"Huh?"

"Why did I say 'again'?"

"How am I blaming you?"

"It's clearly the truth!"

Zhongli said unhappily.

"Hey, the truth is that you, old man, eavesdropped!"

Wendy said with a smile.

Zhongli: "..."

Looking at the smiling face in front of him, he had the urge to throw a stone at it.

But he gave up in the end!

He wanted to defeat the other party at the place where he was most proud!

So, Zhongli raised his eyebrows and pointed to the drinks beside him.

"No need to talk too much, let's see who falls first!"

"No need for divine power, let's see who falls first!"

"Okay!"

"I'm not as good as you in terms of martial arts, but when it comes to drinking, hey, you're still far behind~!"

Hearing this, Wendy's eyes lit up.

So she agreed decisively.

Instantly, the two old men looked at each other with sharp eyes.

Sizzle~

It seemed that there were fierce sparks!

However, there was not much wine on the table at this time. ,

So the two of them looked at Walnut, who was sitting not far away.

Hu Walnut didn't understand what was happening.

After rolling her eyes cutely, she got up to get the wine.

And after passing by the two old men, she left a low muttering sound.

"I never thought that the dignified God of Wind and God of Rock would actually eavesdrop on girls' private conversations~"

"Ah, the world is really going downhill, people's hearts are not as good as they used to be~"

Vendy: "..."

Zhongli: "..."

…

[Super Chat Group]

[Yingmei: That makes sense! It has nothing to do with Ying, it's all the fault of Venti and Zhongli! (dog head.jpg)]

[Paimon: Those things look like something a street singer could do! But Zhongli...]

[Xiao: Ahem, the Emperor must have his reasons for doing this! ]

[Guizhong: Hehe, we won't talk about the reasons! But if you really want to listen to the private conversations, it's not impossible~! ]

[Guizhong: For example, Morax can just walk as a woman! (smirk.jpg)]

[Alice: Hiss~ A cross-dressing man, I'm afraidHorrible~]

[Lotus Dragon King: My evaluation is that it is not as good as "Yanlili", oh that is "Zhongli"! (dog head.jpg)]

[Funina: If Barbatos wants to join, it will become Barbatos or cat-eared girl Wendy! (dog head.jpg)]

[Wendy: Hey~ As long as the old man agrees, I have no objection~]

[Hutao: The master has no objection either! (excited.jpg)]

[Zhongli: ...]

[Zhongli: Ahem, well, the light curtain video is still going on, after all, this is the home court of the little grass god! ]

Facing the group of 0.2 people in the group, he really had no choice.

He could only change the subject.

And the fact proved that this trick was indeed useful!

After all, the improper comments of the light curtain are the most important!

So, everyone put aside this interesting topic for the time being and continued to watch the light curtain.

…

In the light curtain, the picture continued.

At this time, the four gods once again returned to their original posture of holding their chests with both hands.

But Wendy learned his lesson at this time.

Seeing that his questions were repeatedly frustrated, he decided to hand the topic over to the little grass god himself.

So he spoke.

"So, why are you here?"

"Hey, did you know we were coming, so you came to pick us up?"

Nasida did not remain silent this time, and spoke softly.

"I also want to participate in the tanking conference!"

Hearing this, the three gods were a little surprised.

This grass god is good?

You can know this?

So,

"Okay, let us test you!"

After Wendy finished speaking with a smile, she directly sent a voice message to Ying.

"Baalzebub, go!"

"She'll die of difficulty with the questions!"

How can ordinary gods join the Tanba Conference!

The three of them are the best among them!

So this grass god must know the difficulty!

"No!"

"You've never told me how to make others die of difficulty!"

Ying refused directly.

Wendy was stunned when she heard this.

"If I don't tell you, you won't know it?"

Ying was silent for a moment, then nodded with a look of course.

"Yes!"

Wendy: "..."

Seeing Ying like this, he had no choice but to give up.

Decided to go on his own!

Looking at Nashida who looked at him with her head down, Wendy smiled and said.

"First question, what do you like to do?"

"Eat grass!"

Nasida blinked.

Hearing this, Wendy was stunned.

"No!"

"Why do you like to eat grass?".