Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

[Supernormal Chat Group]

[Zhongli: From a universal perspective, gods have long life spans and should not be viewed in the same way as humans! ]

[Zhongli: Although the Little Grass God is five hundred years old, she is only five or six years old when compared to humans. ]

[Zhongli: She is definitely underage at this age! (Serious.jpg)]

Seeing this, the others in the chat group nodded secretly.

That's true!

Five hundred years is very old for humans!

But for gods, it's just the beginning!

Not to mention the childish size of the Little Grass God and the mentality of being confined for many years!

She is definitely underage! .

[Shadow: Five years old, only five years old! She is so young, and you took her to drink! So irresponsible! (dog head.jpg)]

[Funina: Bringing minors to drink! Death penalty! (dog head.jpg)]

[That Villette: The court trial has started! ]

[Diona: Just... even if it's Lord Barbatos, you can't do this! ]

[Diona: Damn it! Sooner or later, Mond Wine will go bankrupt! (cat is angry.jpg)]

[Qiranliang: Come on ヾ(???)?? Meow~]

[Tevarin: Hey, Barbatos is worthy of it. Even his children are so indecent~ (sigh.jpg)]

[Alice: Poor kid, I just want to eat a meal because I'm hungry. Why is it so difficult~ (dog head.jpg)]

[Yae Shenzi: Isn't it full? Well, I'm talking about the northwest wind~ (smirk.jpg)]

[Wendy: ...]

Looking at the series of "accusations" in the group, Wendy was numb.

"Accusing" me, right?

Okay, okay!

You are "aloof"!

You are "awesome"!

I want to see what you two can bring out!

[Wendy: Humph! Old man, Baalzebub, don't be too happy too soon! ]

[Wendy: I ​​was slapped in the face, I can't do it! But you may not be much better! (cold snort.jpg)]

[Zhongli: Haha, it doesn't exist! (smile.jpg)]

[Shadow: Barbatos, you should be ready to pay for the meal! (smile.jpg)]

[Wendy: Humph, then we'll see! 】

Seeing the competition getting more and more exciting, everyone in the chat group couldn't help but look forward to it.

So he quickly looked at the light curtain again.

...

In the light curtain, the picture continued.

The picture changed and the time came to the next day.

At this time, the background was a street stall in Liyue.

Obviously, it was Zhongli's turn to take care of the baby this time!

"Come and take a look~"

"They are all new things~"

"Take a look~"

At this time, the stall owner began to shout.

Zhongli was listeningAfter arriving, he immediately came over with Nashida.

"Boss, order!"

"Boss, this milk powder, this baby car, this toy, this hat, this dress..."

"And this big gold chain!"

"All the best!"

"The bill will be recorded in the North Country Bank."

"Just say it's a diplomatic investment!"

"Huh?"

The stall owner was dumbfounded when he heard it.

...

Seeing this, many people in the chat group looked strange.

Buy the best~!

And the bill will be recorded in the North Country Bank's bill!

Okay!

This is very rock god!

But the people in the North Country Bank are not happy!

[Super chat group]

[Rich man: No, why can the money for taking care of the baby be recorded in the North Country Bank? 】

[Rich man: And you call it diplomatic investment? Aren't you afraid of corrupting your children? 】

[Tadalia: (eating melon.jpg)]

[Lady: Why didn't you react? @Tadalia]

[Tadalia: It doesn't matter~ Northland Bank is not mine anyway~ Just keep the account~ (Little Bear spreads his hands.jpg)]

[Rich man: That's good! The subsequent expenses will be deducted from your salary and bonus! (smile.jpg)]

[Tadalia: ? ? ? 】

What the hell?

Can it be like this?

Is this something a human can do?

As expected of a black-hearted capitalist!

But despite the scolding, when he saw that his own interests were involved, Tartaglia still stood up.

[Tadalia: Ahem, Mr. Zhongli, you are the God of Rock, it is a bit inappropriate to do this! 】

[Tadalia: It is not good for children to buy expensive things, as it can easily cultivate a luxurious lifestyle! 】

[Tadalia: It would be fine if you paid for it, but recording the account in the Northland Bank will set a wrong example for the child! It will have a bad impact on her future! (Serious.jpg)]

[Xiao: Ahem, the Emperor must have his reasons for doing this! 】

[Wendy: Humph, Xiao, don't defend the old man! 】

[Wendy: Nashida is a minor! 】

[Wendy: The old man's behavior has an extremely bad influence on minors! 】

[Wendy: What if the Northland Bank does not recognize the debt, won't Nashida have to hide from the debt with you? Too irresponsible! (Doghead.jpg)]

Wendy was so happy to complain!

Let the old man use a minor to deal with me!

Hehe~

Now you know how it feels, right?

[Hu Tao: That's right! But don't even think about sending the bill to the Hall of Rebirth! (doghead.jpg)]

[Ying Mei: Tsk tsk, it seems that Zhongli is not good at taking care of children~! (doghead.jpg)]

[Paimon: Papapapa~ Another one who got slapped in the face! (doghead.jpg)]

[Zhongli: ...]

Seeing this, he fell into deep contemplation.

Is his behavior really wrong?

But he didn't think there was anything wrong with it!

Look!

Buy the best things!

Doesn't this show that he cares about his children~

Then he recorded the account in the Northland Bank!

That's because he has no money!

Well, it makes sense!

No problem!

But judging from the attitude of the people in the group, it seems that there is a big problem...

At this time,

[Shadow: Hahaha, one takes a minor to drink, and the other takes a minor to buy the most expensive things, but the bill is recorded on someone else! ]

[Shadow: Tsk tsk, your way of raising children is really hard to describe~ (dog head.jpg)]

[Shadow: The result is now determined! You two must have performed the worst! 】

[Ying: Now we have to wait for Nashida's final judgment! (Proud.jpg)]

Ying is so happy now.

I wanted to keep the second place and fight for the first place!

I never thought that the opponent would be so bad!

She hasn't made a move yet, and these two people are so vulnerable!

Then, as long as you take care of the children, you will win!

Wendy and Zhongli were originally quarreling with each other!

But after seeing these remarks, they stopped tacitly.

So,

[Wendy: Hey, this is not necessarily true~ After all, the light screen has not finished playing~]

[Zhongli: In terms of general rationality, the person who dances the most often gets slapped in the face harder in the end! (Smile.jpg)]

[Shadow: Hum, let's wait and see~]

At this point, the competition has reached a white-hot stage!

The people in the chat group became more and more curious about the results.

However, judging from the performance of the first two gods, the Thunder God behind will not be able to get anything good either...

Thinking of this, they stopped watching the fun and quickly looked at the video on the light screen.

The same is true for the three gods!

...

In the light screen, the picture continues.

The picture changes and the time comes to the third day.

The background is the castle tower of Inazuma.

Obviously, it is Shadow's turn to take care of the children this time.

As soon as he entered the picture, a cheerful background sound suddenly sounded in the video~

Full of a happy atmosphere~

At this time, Nashida has been changed into a pot-crust style dress by Shadow.

Somewhat like Koumako wearing a hamster suit.

At this time, Ying handed over a string of tri-color dumplings.

"Do you want to eat dumplings? ~?"

"Eat!"

Seeing the string of delicious food in front of her, Nashida's eyes lit up.

Nodded quickly.

Seeing this, Ying nodded with satisfaction.

Then he handed over another light novel.

"Would you like to read the novel?"

"Read it!"

Nashida nodded again.

After seeing the little guy take it, Ying turned around and brought another bottle of Tuanzi milk.

"Do you want Tuanzi milk?"

"Yes~!"

Then, the scene changed and came to the fourth day.

Yingmei and Paimon finally came back from work.

"Ah..."

"Finally done..."

Although very tired, when she thought of the lovely Nashida at home, her face was suddenly filled with a happy smile.

"Hehe, I don't know how my Nashida is doing~"

With this thought, the two hurried back to Jingshan Palace.

At this time, the three gods had sent Nashida back.

The smiles on Yingmei and Paimon's faces froze when they saw Nashida.

At this time, Nashida was wearing a pot-baked suit, sunglasses on her face, and a big gold chain around her neck.

She still had a bunch of unfinished tri-color dumplings in her hand.

She posed in a cool pose after seeing the two people who had returned.

Then she spoke.

"Boss, I'll pay for all your dango milk~"

"The bill will be charged to the North Country Bank!"

The three gods stood aside, looking embarrassed.

Seeing this scene, Yingmei and Paimon were dumbfounded.

It seemed as if something was broken in their hearts.

Ah...Ah...

Who is this naughty kid?

Where is my cute and innocent Nashida?

The video ends here.

...

After watching it, the people in the chat group laughed so hard.

Tri-color dumplings!

Light novel!

Dango milk!

Thor's homegirl three-piece set!

As expected of you!

As they had guessed before, this Thunder God also failed to take care of the baby~

This is going to be interesting~

…

[Super Chat Group]

[Yingmei: Wow, where is my lovely Nashida? How... how did she become like this? ]

[Paimon: Wow, give me back the original Nashida! (tears.jpg)]

[Vendy: It’s all Baalzebub’s fault! Not only is he a homegirl, but he also taught Nashida to be a homegirl! (dog head.jpg)]

[Zhongli: In terms of universal rationality, Barbatos is right! ]

[Zhongli: Minor children should be exposed to the outside world more! But Baalzebub did the opposite! ]

[Zhongli: It has brought a great negative influence to the children! 】

[Zhongli: Ahem, in comparison, Barbatos and I behaved much better! (Serious.jpg)]

[Wendy: Hey, that's right~]

[Ying: ...]

...

Inazuma, castle tower.

"Ahem, there seems to be something wrong..."

Ying looked a little embarrassed at this time.

Some things are put on their own, she couldn't feel it.

But if it happened to someone else, the clues would be seen immediately!

Compared to the well-behaved and smart Nashida, there are indeed some problems in the light screen...

Looking at this scene, I felt helpless.

"We must never let Ying teach children in the future!"

"Otherwise, I'm afraid she will become a silly otaku again."

Hearing this, Xie Huli, Husaigong, and Hua Sanli agreed deeply.

Letting an otaku teach children...

If she's not an otaku, what else can she be?

Just like the two gods in front!

It's a pity that the three of them were so confident before!

The result was that they were all slapped in the face~

Ying: "｀ ˇ..."

…

[Super chat group]

[Alice: Sunglasses, big gold chain, tri-color dumplings, boss, I pay for everything, the bill will be charged to the North Country Bank...]

[Alice: Tsk, tsk, you really learned the essence of the three gods! (smirk.jpg)]

[Yae Shenzi: No! There is also Barbatos's drinking and Ying's cooking~ (smirk.jpg)]

[Yae Shenzi: Think about it, Nashida now knows how to drink like Barbatos, how to spend money like Morax, and how to cook like Ying... (smirk.jpg)]

Following the words of the scum fox, everyone imagined the scene in their minds.

Suddenly, everyone's expressions became weird.

Good guy!

If that's the case, it's too outrageous~

Why are you raising poison here?

Or maybe you can save yourself thousands of years and enter retirement life in advance, right?

[Hu Tao: Summary: The three gods are not reliable! If you follow the three gods, you will be hungry for nine meals in three days! ]

[Funina: This water god has finally understood it! How can this be persecution of the grass god? It is clearly persecution of the three gods! (dog head.jpg)]

[Zhen: Ahem, it doesn't matter! The most important thing now is the previous competition! ]

[Zhen: The light screen video has ended, and now give the three of you some time to make statements! ]

[Zhen: Later, it will be judged by Nashida and the final result will be given! ]

Seeing this statement, the people in the chat group couldn't help but brighten their eyes.

And the three gods also prepared one by one.

They don't want to be the worst performers!

Although they all performed badly, as long as they were a little better than others, it would be fine.

It's like you and your friends are being chased by a bear in the wilderness.

You don't need to run the fastest!

You just need to be faster than your friends! (Funny.jpg)

At this time, the three gods regarded each other as the biggest "enemy"!

Just kidding~

Colleagues and friendships are more important than Mora~ (Doghead.jpg)

After a while, Zhen spoke again.

[Zhen: Ahem, let's follow the order of the children in the light curtain. Barbatos, you start first! ]

[Wendy: Okay~]

[Wendy: Ahem! Hello, referee Little Grass God, hello to all the witnesses in the chat group. ]

[Wendy: I'm glad to be here on such a day...]

Seeing (Wang Wang's) Wendy start to talk a lot, Tevarin immediately became angry.

[Tevarin: Barbatos, get to the point! ]

[Wendy: Hey, no problem! ]

[Wendy: Ahem! First of all, underage drinking is wrong! I never admit this. ]

[Wendy: But the problem is that Nashida didn't drink in the end! Thanks to Master Diluk~ (dog head.jpg)]

[Wendy: In short, I didn't have any merits, but I didn't pass it either! ]

[Wendy: But the other two guys, one gave Nashida a wrong example of money, and the other turned Nashida into a homegirl! The impact is huge! (dog head.jpg)]

[Wendy: Compared to them, I am much better~ (proud.jpg)]

[Wendy: Speech is over! (dog head.jpg)]

Hearing these statements, many people in the chat group felt that there was some truth in them.

But they did not express their opinions, but looked at the next person.

At this time, it was Zhongli's turn.

[Zhongli: Ahem! Hello, referee Xiaocao Shen, and hello to all the witnesses in the chat group. ]

[Zhongli: Regarding the situation of raising children, I will briefly say two points. ]

[Zhongli: First, Barbatos's speech. ]

[Zhongli: I dare not agree with all his words. ]

[Zhongli: Although Nashida did not drink the wine, the account is not calculated in this way! ]

[Zhongli: There is also a crime in the law called "attempted murder"! 】

[Zhongli: Barbatos's drinking has had a huge negative impact on Nashida! He is seriously at fault! (Serious.jpg)]

[Zhongli: Then it's Baalzebub! Well, Barbatos was right about her! He did have a bad impact! (Serious.jpg)]

[Zhongli: Finally, it's me! ]

[Zhongli: There is a saying that "ignorance is not a crime"! ]

[Zhongli: After the comments of the light curtain, everyone knows that I can't understand the situation that I don't have Mora! So it's helpless to keep accounts on the Northland Bank. ]

[Zhongli: As for buying the best things, it's naturally because I want to give the best to my children! ]

[Zhongli: In summary: my behavior in raising children is not appropriate, but not much! ] Stretch.