Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

[Super Chat Group]

[Yingmei: Isaac? I remember this little guy! In the original future, when we were in the desert, we almost had problems because of him! ]

[Paimon: Yes, yes! The confrontation with Rahman was really thrilling. I was so nervous watching it. (scared.jpg)]

[Candice: I'm sorry, Dishia! You almost suffered. (sorry.jpg)].

[Dishia: It's okay, after all, he cares about grandpa~]

[Dishia: And he also made a lot of efforts to save the little lucky grass king in the end, which made up for his sins~]

[Nashida: Well, overall, he is still a very good kid! ]

[Alice: That's right~! ]

[Alice: It's much better than those naughty children and parents in the other world! 】

[Alice: Those kids did bad things, but their parents not only didn't discipline them but also said some disgusting words. 】

[Alice: For example, "He/she is just a child!", "What do children know?", "Why doesn't he bully others but you?"...】

[Alice: It's so disgusting! 】

Hearing this, many people in the chat group were speechless.

Good fellow!

Is this something a human can say?

My blood pressure rises just by listening to it!

He is still a child?

Heh~

It is recommended to give such a child a big slap in the face!

[Qin: Huh~ From this point of view, Xiao Keli and Ms. Alice are still very good! 】

[Barbara: Yes! Xiao Keli is sweet and corrects her mistakes! Ms. Alice is also reasonable! 】

[Barbara: Well, it would be better if there were fewer bombs~]

[Alice: Humph, impossible~]

[Amber: Diona is also very well-behaved~, but a little bit arrogant! (snickering.jpg)]

[Diona: Not... not arrogant! 】

[A Ping: Yaoyao is also a very reassuring child! In comparison, Ganyu is a little worse, and still needs Yaoyao to take care of her. 】

[Ganyu: Ah this, this... (covering face.jpg)]

[Bai Shu: Qiqi is very well-behaved except for her bad memory! 】

[Yae Shenzi: Zaoyou is also very cute~ but she likes to sleep in! 】

[Zaoyou: Not... not sleeping in! I just want to grow taller! 】

[Leosli: The head nurse is also very gentle to the patients, but the food she cooks is a little...]

[Navilette: We can't help it! The tastes of the Melusin race are different from ours. 】

[Siegwen: I... I will definitely work hard to improve! 】

[...]

Seeing this, everyone felt relieved again.

Not bad!

Although there are many naughty children and naughty parents, there are also well-behaved children~

At this time,

[Walnut:But then again, this pirated Nashida and the genuine Little Grass God look very different, right? Why didn't the people from the Ministry of Education see it? 】

[Zhongli: Hall Master, Little Grass God has been imprisoned in Jingshan Palace for many years. Very few people have seen her, and at most they can tell by her clothes. 】

[Coral Palace Xinhai: The Ministry of Education locked up Her Excellency Little Grass God in an attempt to weaken her influence, but unexpectedly this became the key to the plan to save Her Excellency Little Grass God! It's really ironic... 】

[Charlotte: Isn't it? If Her Excellency Little Grass God had some influence, the guards wouldn't be unable to tell her apart. 】

[Charlotte: After all, the difference is so big! 】

[Navia: Indeed! One is white and tender and cute, and the other is dark-skinned! Anyone with eyes wide open can tell the difference! 】

[Yingmei: Pirated Nashida? (×) Black Auspicious Grass King! (√), Little Auspicious Red King (√)]

Black Auspicious Grass King?

Little Auspicious Red King?

Seeing these two names, people in the chat group couldn't help laughing.

This nickname was given.

As expected of you, the Executioner!

The reputation of Little Grass God and Red King has been damaged~

[Alice: This cosplay is not good~ If I were to say, if it were our precious daughter who cosplayed, even if the people in the Order Institute had seen Little Grass God, they would definitely not recognize her! ]

[Kamisato Ayaka: cosr? What is that? (curious.jpg)]

[Alice: Wearing Little Grass God's clothes like Isaac and imitating her actions is cosplay! ]

[Xiaogong: So this is cosplay! You know what, Little Klee and Little Grass God do look alike! 】

[Xiao Gong: If she were to cosplay, I might not be able to recognize her! 】

[Albedo: No! 】

[Albedo: If it was Klee, she would not have run away, but would have directly taken the bomb to blow up the Church of God...】

[Jin: That's exactly what she said... (holding her head.jpg)]

[Sugar: Master Albedo is right...]

[Noelle: Hmm... That's exactly what little Klee would do. 】

[Amber: That's right! The Church of God might be the one running away! (dog head.expression)]

[...]

Seeing this, many people, including Nashida, became curious.

Who exactly is this little Klee?

She actually made the Mondstadt people in the group feel the same way!

Is she really that scary?

For some reason, they were looking forward to the day when the light screen would comment on this little cutie~

...

Villa.

Luo Chen continued to speak with a smile.

"After talking about the badminton version of Nashida and the pirated version of Nashida, let's continue with the informal comments."

"The third informal comment - going to the toilet!"

"Among the gods of the previous countries, each has a relatively unique hobby~"

"For exampleThe God of Wind likes to drink, he is an alcoholic!"

"The God of Rock likes to go shopping, he is a street slicker!"

"The God of Thunder likes to stay at home and read light novels and eat tri-color dumplings, he is a homebody!"

"And Nashida's unique hobby is going to the toilet!"

"In the original future, when she saw the traveler, she repeatedly reminded her whether she wanted to go to the toilet. ”

……

[Super chat group]

[Yingmei: After the wonderful metaphor, Nashida has another strange point~]

[Paimon: Yes! Who reminds others to go to the toilet? (Spreading hands.jpg)]

[Alice: The four gods’ way of entertaining:]

[Alice: Wind God: Let’s go and drink!]

[Alice: Rock God: Let’s go and eat!]

[Alice: Thunder God: Let’s go and eat tri-color dumplings and read light novels!]

[Alice: Grass God: Let’s go to the toilet So! (dog head. expression)]

[Hu Tao: Hahaha, I am so amused, the style of painting suddenly changed! (laughing.jpg)]

[Kamiri Ayaka: Others treat us to dinner and drinks, but the grass god treats us to the toilet! (laughing and crying.jpg)]

[Nashida: But I heard that humans feel refreshed after using the toilet, and even sleep better. (doubt.jpg)]

[Tardaglia: Ahem, this is not wrong! ]

[Tardaglia: There are two most uncomfortable points in a person's life! One is extreme One is sleepy, the other is stomach discomfort! 】

[Tardaglia: The former just wants to sleep, the latter just wants to go to the toilet! 】

[Tardaglia: Especially the latter! Nothing is happier than finding a toilet at that time! (feelings.jpg)]

Seeing this, many people in the chat group nodded secretly.

Indeed!

Finding a toilet at this time is a refreshing thing!

Otherwise it would be a disaster~

At this time,

[Lady: I ​​understand! Tartaglia once Because he couldn't find a toilet, he had diarrhea right there! ]

[Sanbing: Spread the word, Tartaglia had diarrhea in prison! ]

[Ningguang: Ahem, there is a toilet in the prison! I hope this prisoner doesn't pee and poop anywhere! (Serious.jpg)]

[Tartaria: ? ? ? ]

Tartaria is so confused.

No way?

Can this be a rumor?

If he had known this, he wouldn't have accepted it...

…

Xumeru, Jingshan Palace.

"So, is it right or wrong to ask someone to go to the toilet? "

Nashida was a little confused.

She originally thought that this was a way for humans to relax, so she suggested it.

But now it seems that it is indeed!

But it seems that this suggestion is a little inappropriate.

On the side, Yingmei saw this, thought about it and suggested.

"This is easy!"

"Say this after you've eaten!"

"That's absolutely appropriate!"

Paimon nodded repeatedly after hearing this.

"That's right!"

"There's no better time to go to the bathroom!"

"Is that so?"

Nashida suddenly realized.

She understood!

...

Villa.

At this time, Luo Chen continued.

"Then the question is, how does Nashida go to the bathroom?"

"You'll know after watching the next video~"

After saying that, he picked up the mouse and started to control it.

Soon, the light screen moved.

...

In the picture, the background is a modern school.

Accompanied by a cheerful little song, Nashida ran quickly in the corridor, holding her stomach.

The expression on her face was extremely anxious.

At this speed, she soon trotted to the toilet in the corridor.

When she saw the toilet, Nashida's eyes suddenly lit up.

Then she rushed in.

She closed the door, sat on the toilet, and showed a happy expression on her face.

Of course, only the upper half of the picture was shown.

However, at this moment, a voice suddenly sounded.

She was startled.

Nashida looked in the direction of the voice in panic.

On top of the toilet, Lanaro was playing a huge speaker.

The sound just now came from the speaker.

Now, the sound is still continuing.

"Come on! Try! Pull hard!"

"It doesn't matter if you can't poop, at least poop!"

"Come on! Try! Pull hard!"

"..."

Hearing this, Nashida, who was sitting on the toilet, had a numb expression.

The video ends here.

……

After watching it, everyone laughed so hard.

[Barbara: "Come on! Try! Pull hard!", "It doesn't matter if you can't poop, at least poop!"……]

[Barbara: I originally thought that going to the toilet was a way to relax, but this...]

[Xiangling: I never thought that I would be cheered on by people watching me while I was going to the toilet! It's so scary! (covering my face.jpg)]

[Kujo Sara: This is even scarier than fighting a war...]

[Coral Palace Xinhai: Indeed! 】

[Navia: I am most afraid of being urged by others to go to the toilet...]

[Alice: No, no, no~ This is not urging! This is encouragement from love! ]

[Alice: Lanaro was worried that Nashida would have difficulty going to the toilet, so he did this! ]

[Alice: Are there other such considerate followers in Teyvat? ]

[Alice: Woo woo woo, I am really crying~! (dog head. expression)]

[Nashida: ...]

She doesn't want such encouragement either....

[Paimon: Look at his followers! Look carefully, learn from them! @Tevarin@Rota Dragon King@Yae Shenzi]

[Tevarin: That makes sense, I'll learn from him later! (dog head. expression)]

[Rota Dragon King: Count me in~ (dog head. expression)]

[Yae Shenzi: Tsk tsk, it seems very interesting~]

[Yingmei: Wait! ]

[Yingmei: I have a question! Do gods go to the toilet in real life? ]

Hearing this question, many people in the chat group were also stunned.

Huh?

It seems to be a question!

[Wendy: Hey, since we are all gods, of course we don't need it~]

[Zhongli: From a universal rational point of view, it is indeed true! Even not eating or drinking is OK! ]

[Zhen: Yes! Otherwise, Ying and Xiaocao Shen can't stay in the same place for five hundred years! 】

[Hu Zhai Palace: If you need to go to the toilet, then Yixin Pure Land and Jingshan Palace will be in a mess. Just think about that scene, tsk tsk... (dog head. expression)]

[Ying:...]

[Nasida:...]

Thank you!

I'm offended...

Tevalin, Ruota Dragon King, and Yae Shenzi felt a little pity when they saw this~

Why don't gods go to the toilet?

If they go to the toilet, they can also learn the way of Lanaro in the light curtain.

It must be very interesting.

What a pity~

At this time,

[Then Vilet: Gods don't need to go to the toilet? Then why did I see Ms. Funina go to the bathroom frequently? (doubt.jpg)]

[Walnut: I understand! In fact, Funina is not a water god, but an ordinary person! (dog head.expression)]

[Yingmei: Gods don’t need to go to the toilet, ordinary people do! So Funina = ordinary people! Nothing wrong! (dog head.expression 783)]

[Navia: Except for special cases, have you ever seen an ordinary person who can live for 500 years? (spreading hands.jpg)]

[Claurinde: That’s right! How can I think that Lady Funina is the water god! As for going to the toilet...]

[Charlotte: What’s the matter? The wind god, rock god, and thunder god also eat and drink~! ]

[Funina: That’s right! Whether eating, drinking, or going to the toilet, it’s all up to the gods! ]

Originally, when Funina saw the comments in the group, her heart was lifted.

She is not a god, but a human!

Just some special people!

That’s why she can live for 500 years!

That's why I need to go to the bathroom!

If it weren't for the dog head emoji added after the comments of others, she would have thought that the truth had been discovered by others.

Luckily, she fooled it.

But this concealment can't be kept for long.

Thinking of tomorrow's comments, Funina's relaxed heart became melancholy again.

…

After a simple joke, Yingmei thought of something and continued to speak.

[Yingmei: Judging from the information in the video on the screen, Nashida should have diarrhea. ]

[Yingmei: If that's the case, then it's not right to run like this! ]

[Nashida: Eh? Why? (doubt.jpg)]

[Yingmei: Because diarrhea is different from other types of going to the toilet, this situation is very dangerous! ]

[Yingmei: It's best to clamp your legs, lift your anus, and then walk slowly to the toilet. Don't be impatient! ]

[Yingmei: It's especially important that you must not let out P easily at this time! ]

[Yingmei: Because at this time, the most likely thing you let out is not P, but...]

[Yingmei: Otherwise, the end will be the same as Tartaglia! Diarrhea on the spot! ]

[Yingmei: At that time, it will not be Nashida, but "Laxada"! (Dog head. Expression)]

[Tadalia: ? ? ? ]

No way?

This can also be mentioned?

So besides "wallet", he has another weird nickname?

And Nashida suddenly realized.

So there are so many ways to say going to the toilet!

I learned it!

Although this is of no use to her, it is knowledge after all~!

But Rashida...

Can you not use this name?

Nashida felt offended...

And the others in the group laughed so hard.

[Wendy: Hey, judging from what the Traveler said, he seems to have a lot of experience~ (dog head. expression)]

[Paimon: Oh, could it be... (dog head. expression)]

[Yae Shinko: Oh, I didn't expect that the famous Traveler would also have such an embarrassing thing~ (smirk.jpg)]

[Charlotte: Oh, big news, big news! (excited.jpg)]

[Yingmei: ...]

[Yingmei: What are you thinking about? I'm not as stupid as Tartaglia~]

[Yingmei: Actually, this is related to a friend of mine! ]

[Tartaria: Is this friend you? (dead fish eyes.jpg)]

[Yingmei: No! He is my brother - Sora! (smile.jpg)]

Everyone: ???

Sora: ??? .