Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

Xumeru, Jingshan Palace.

"Okay, I won't tease you~"

Seeing Nashida trembling, Yingmei also smiled and touched her head.

"Really...really?"

Nashida said nervously.

No way~

It doesn't matter if I'm imprisoned, I'm used to it anyway.

But being beaten like a badminton...

Oh my god~

She would rather continue to be locked up in the confinement room.

"Really!"

"More real than pearls~"

Yingmei promised with a smile.

Nashida is so cute, how could she bear to use her to play badminton?

This is even more outrageous than the behavior of the great sage!

What if it breaks?

She may be a scumbag, but she still has some moral integrity~

So we have to think of other ways!

"Huh, that's good, that's good~"

Nasida patted her chest with her little hand and breathed a sigh of relief.

She chose to believe in her original sage!

I believe she still has some moral integrity~!

After Yingmei gave up making trouble, the atmosphere here returned to normal again.

But they didn't continue chatting, but looked at the light screen.

…

[Super Chat Group]

[Barbara: Badminton... Little Grass God...]

[Barbara: I really didn't expect that two unrelated people and things would be so similar! (laughing and crying.jpg)]

[Walnut: This hall master understands it, and is shocked at the same time! ]

[Yae Shenzi: It's not shocking, after all, it has appeared once! Right? Kamisato Kame? (smirk.jpg)]

[Xiao Gong: That's right! Miss Linghua and Mr. Xiaocao are exactly the same! ]

[Kamiri Linghua: ...]

The memory of death attacked me again.

How about we continue to talk about Xiaocao?

At this time,

[Navia: Five hundred years ago, the Great Compassion Tree King would never have thought that he would create a "badminton"? (laughing and crying.jpg)]

[Alice: It's just "four eight three"~ It's actually used as a ball! ]

[Alice: Woo woo woo, Nashida, you are so miserable~ (dog head.jpg)]

[Yingmei: @Qin@Ningguang, you are so bold, you dare to disrespect the gods! (Serious.jpg)]

[Paimon: Judging from the information on the light screen, it was you two who kidnapped Nashida from Xumi to Mondstadt, and then carried out the "evil" badminton activity! (Dog head. Expression)]

[Charlotte: Shocked! Jean, the acting leader of the Mondstadt Knights of Favonius, and Ningguang, the Liyue Sky Star, joined hands to kidnap the Xumi Grass Goddess, and actually wanted to do this to her! ]

[Charlotte: Is this a distortion of human form or a loss of morality! (Dog head.jpg)]

[Keqing: Hiss~ So terrifying! PleaseAsk the righteous Lord of Water, how should this be sentenced? (dog head.expression)]

[Funinna: Death penalty! Direct death penalty! (excited.jpg)]

[Qin: ...]

[Ningguang: ...]

[Ningguang: Ahem, please allow me to quibble, no, to refute. ]

[Ningguang: Actually... yes, everything was done by Miss Qin! It has nothing to do with me! (serious.jpg)]

[Ningguang: The fact that I am not in the light screen is the best evidence! ]

[Ningguang: As for the Xuanji screen... Miss Qin borrowed it! After all, she is my pen pal! ]

[Ningguang: But I didn't expect her to do such a thing! Simply... it is simply outrageous to both humans and gods! (serious.jpg)]

[Ningguang: I am deeply sorry for the trouble caused to His Excellency the Little Grass God! 】

[Qin: ? ? ? ]

Qin was confused after seeing these remarks.

No!

What is going on here?

How did she become the culprit?

Are you sure these remarks were made by Miss Ningguang?

Is it because she has changed someone else?

Or did she see a fake Miss Ningguang before?

But these remarks gave her a lot of inspiration.

Originally, Qin didn't know what to say.

Now I know what's going on!

So,

[Qin: Ahem, I'm here to argue, no, I'm here to explain. ]

[Qin: Actually, all of this was done by the people of the Abyss Cult! That's right, they are the ones! (Serious.jpg)]

[Qin: The best evidence is that there are two of me in the light screen video! But this is obviously impossible! 】

[Qin: If there was only one me, I wouldn't have played...ball! I would have definitely gone to see what the other Qin was like! 】

[Qin: So it's obvious! 】

[Qin: It was someone from the Abyss Cult who disguised himself as me, then borrowed the Xuanji screen, and then carried out a series of "evil" activities! Only they have such a talent! (Serious.jpg)]

[Qin: I'm deeply sorry for the trouble I've caused to His Excellency Little Grass God! 】

Seeing this, the other people in the chat group looked strange.

Good fellow!

Can it be explained this way?

In the past, other people's impression of these two people was that they were serious and serious high-level people.

But now,

Wow~

I didn't expect you to be such a leader Qin and such a Tianquan Star!

The character is broken~

But when I think about the fact that even the gods are almost broken,

This seems to be just like that~

But the people of the Abyss Cult are not so happy.

…

Mond, a base somewhere in the Abyss.

"No way?"

"Can this be framed on us?"

Seeing the message in the group, Sora became dissatisfied.

TogetherThe Abyss Cult is the one that takes the blame, right?

Aware of Kong's movements, an Abyss Mage stepped forward from under the throne and spoke.

"Your Highness, what happened?"

They and Kong were not in the same group, so they didn't know much.

Kong saw this and told the situation in the extraordinary chat group.

After hearing this, all the members of the Abyss Cult also became angry.

Although they are a bit bad, they don't do everything!

Especially this operation of kidnapping the Grass God to Mondstadt and using her to play badminton!

It's outrageous!

What's the purpose?

This is not the way to frame someone, right?

So they stepped forward and volunteered.

"Your Highness, there is an old saying in Liyue, you can tolerate your aunt but not your uncle! This time, we will never tolerate it!"

"That's right, Mondstadt and Liyue are blaming us, please allow us to teach them a lesson!"

"This is simply lowering our reputation! We must retaliate!"

"It seems that our recent silence has made them mistakenly think that we are no longer capable! We must let them know how powerful we are!"

"..."

Seeing this scene, Kong was speechless.

What do you mean by "you can tolerate your aunt but not your uncle"?

Who did you learn this from?

There is ambiguity here!

And reputation...

Does the Abyss Cult still have a reputation now...

But there is a saying that is right!

Mondstadt and Liyue look down on us so much, we must teach them a lesson!

Thinking of this, Kong stood up from the throne and spoke in a deep voice.

"Well said!"

"Our silence does not mean we are giving in!"

"It's time to show our true strength!"

"We will arrange people to harass Mondstadt and Liyue later."

"When you meet someone, use the improper comments of the Wind God and the Rock God in the light curtain to mock them."

"Bring some cats and seafood prepared in advance."

"Be careful not to meet the Wind God and the Rock God!"

"Remember! We are not going to war with the other party this time, but to disgust the other party!"

"Let them know that our Abyss Cult is not easy to mess with!"

"Yes, Your Highness!"

Seeing that Kong gave the order, all the members of the Abyss Cult responded.

They have been preparing for such a day.

Thinking of the scene of mocking in person later, they laughed hoarsely.

"Hehehehe~"

...

At this time,

[Yingmei: 6! You guys have made it up~]

[Yingmei: But from another perspective, this is not a bad thing, but a business opportunity! ]

[Yingmei: Through this video, the cute image of badminton version of Nashida has been deeply rooted in people's hearts! ]

[Yingmei: In this case, we can put the badminton version of NashidaBring the sport of badminton to Teyvat! Then make some badminton and badminton rackets like this and sell them! It would be best if we add some Nashida style. 】

[Yingmei: With the advertising effect of Nashida, the business will definitely be popular! 】

[Yingmei: At that time, the people can not only get closer to the gods, but also exercise! Nashida can also make money, so she won't be without Mora. 】

[Yingmei: It's simply killing three birds with one stone! 】

[Yingmei: In addition, I have thought of the advertising slogans, such as: 】

[Yingmei: Grass God brand badminton, you deserve it! 】

[Yingmei: I won't give gifts for the holidays this year, I will give Grass God brand badminton! 】

[Yingmei: Use Grass God brand badminton, hello, me, everyone! 】

[Yingmei: How about it? Is it okay? 】

This is what Yingmei thought of!

Although we can’t play the real “Nashida version of badminton”, there are ways.

For example, we can reproduce Nashida’s image on badminton.

Wouldn’t that mean we can play it?

There are other benefits!

Perfect~

Seeing these remarks, Nashida’s eyes lit up.

All good!

There’s no reason for her to disagree!

[Nashida: Good idea! You are worthy of being my first sage! ]

[Paimon: Great, my traveler! ]

[Vendy: Hey, that’s good~ In the future, we can add a badminton activity to the Mondstadt Badminton Festival~ Perfect match! ]

[Zhongli: From a general rational point of view, this is beneficial to the people! It’s a good idea! ]

[Zhen: This sport is good and can be promoted! ]

[Funina: I’ve invested in this project! 】

[Qin: We can help with sales in Mondstadt! ]

[Ningguang: The same goes for Liyue! ]

[Yae Goddess: Badminton activities? Well, it sounds interesting~ We can also do Inazuma~]

[Dolly: Hehe, Lord Grass God, leave Xumi to me~]

[That Villette: It's good to exercise! Fontaine also supports it! ]

[……]

Except for Qin and Ningguang who actively helped to compensate for the previous incident,

People from other countries saw the benefits of it.

Not only can it bring benefits, but it can also allow people to exercise more.

Why not?

After having a common goal, Nashida and others reached a verbal agreement in the group.

We will talk about it in detail later.

Seeing this scene, the people in the chat group were also very moved.

You can never imagine what the topic in the group will turn into in the end0...

Obviously, the discussion at the beginning was about the badminton version of the Little Grass God.

It was not serious!

But in the end, the group inexplicably turned into selling the Nashida version of badminton, and then countries jointly promoted badminton activities.

It's really unexpected!

Extremely exciting~

I thought the topic would end here.

At this time,

[Kaeya: Ah, I suddenly remembered something! It seems that the Lord of Grass and Klee are quite similar. ]

[Kaeya: In that case, can the badminton in the light curtain be replaced by someone else? (Dog head. Expression)]

[Alice: ? ? ? ]

[Alice: What do you mean? You want to use my baby daughter as a badminton? @Kaeya]

[Alice: Jean, if you dare to do this, hum~]

[Jin: ...]

Kaeya~

Is this something you can mention?

[Jin: Kaia, a group of hillbillies appeared near Mondstadt, go and deal with them, don't drink. ]

[Kaeya: ...]

The others laughed so hard when they saw this.

One badminton is not enough, I want to make a badminton!

But this is Alice's daughter!

It's really playing with fire~

...

Villa.

"Awesome~"

Looking at the prominent barrage in the live broadcast room, Luo Chen was also amazed.

He never thought that a funny video would make Teyvat start producing and promoting Nashida version badminton!

But don't say it, it seems that there are some business opportunities in it!

These people still know how to play~

After shaking his head, he didn't think about it anymore and continued to speak.

"After watching the previous video, I think everyone has a clearer understanding of the badminton version of Nashida."

"Next, let's comment on the pirated Nashida!"

"Well, the pirated Nashida here refers to Isaac!"

"That is, the kid who disguised himself as Nashida in the original future."

As he said this, Luo Chen played a picture of Isaac wearing the same clothes as Nashida in the live broadcast.

This picture is really funny every time you see it!

The black skin, rather than being a pirated version of Nashida, is more like the Little Auspicious Red King~

The first cosplayer in Teyvat is so terrifying~

"The original future video has been played before."

"I think you all should know something about this kid's deeds."

"Although he was a little impulsive at some times, which made people angry, and even almost made Dishia lose her arm."

"But he successfully redeemed himself in the subsequent rescue of Nashida!"

"For Isaac, playing the role of the little grass god is the glory of his life!"

"For Nashida, this is not a black spot!"

"But it is also a bit ridiculous and unserious~"

...

Xumeru, Aru Village.

Candice played with the child while looking at the information on the light screen.

At this time, after seeing this comment, I couldn't help but look at Isaac with a smile.

"Isaac, the light curtain mentioned you~!"

"I...I..."

Isaac touched his head and felt a little embarrassed.

When he saw it before, he didn't think it was a big deal.

After all, it was all for the sake of saving Little Auspicious Grass King!

But now that he took it out and looked at it separately, he suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

After hesitating for a long time, Isaac lowered his head and whispered.

5.0

"Sister Candice, did my pirated copy bring discredit to Little Auspicious Grass King?"

"No~"

"This is just an inappropriate review~!"

Candice smiled and shook her head.

But then she changed the subject and gave a serious warning.

"However, as the light curtain said, playing the role of Little Lucky Grass King is the honor of your life."

"For Little Lucky Grass King, you can't be as impulsive as before!"

"Especially the behavior in front of the light curtain!"

"Of course, you are concerned about your grandfather, which is understandable!"

"But try not to be impulsive, okay?"

Candice didn't expect that in the original future, this ordinary child would participate in the plan to save Little Lucky Grass King.

Really very brave~!

With such a mentality, as long as he is well educated, he can get rid of the bad habit of being too impulsive.

He will definitely have a good future in the future!

After hearing Candice's words, Isaac was silent for a while and raised his head seriously.

"Sister Candice, I understand!"

"Although I am a pirate, I will never embarrass Little Lucky Grass King!"

"A real man should keep his word~"

Candice said with a smile.

"Yeah!"

Isaac nodded heavily.

Then, as if he had thought of something, he hurriedly said.

"Sister Candice, do you still need me to play Little Lucky Grass King later?"

"I... I can do it!"

"No need, the future has changed!"

"I think Little Lucky Grass King will be able to come out soon..."

Candice looked out the window, her eyes seemed to drift to Xumi City thousands of miles away!

……

ps: I stayed up all night to finish the story last night, got up this morning to finish it with the controller, and didn’t sleep at noon…

My head was dizzy at night, I couldn’t stand it anymore.

I can’t stay up late to play games anymore…