Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

[Yingmei: That’s right! It’s my brother Kong! ]

[Yingmei: I’m telling you guys! He’s actually a very sloppy person who likes to eat random things! That’s why he often gets upset! ]

[Yingmei: Once, he felt uncomfortable in his stomach and felt like farting, but he didn’t believe in evil. ]

[Yingmei: Then he did it in public... you know what I mean! (狗头.jpg)]

[Yingmei: It’s because of so many painful experiences that he has summed up so much experience. That’s why I know so much! (狗头.jpg)].

Yingmei became more and more excited as she spoke.

As for the authenticity of the information?

Of course, there are some true and some false!

Well~

Except that he likes to eat, everything else is false!

What?

You said she made up a story about her brother?

Just kidding~

Which sister doesn't persecute her brother?

If the brother doesn't use it to tease and joke, it will be meaningless!

I really like it!

Of course, in addition to this, Yingmei has another deeper idea.

That is to spread this information through the mouths of people in the chat group.

If the scope is wide, there may be a chance that it will spread to her brother's ears.

With his temper, he will definitely not be able to tolerate it.

He will definitely jump out to clarify at that time.

At that time, she will also know about Kong's situation!

Yes!

The purpose of Yingmei doing this is largely to inquire about Kong's current situation!

After knowing that the other party came to Xumi five hundred years ago, she felt a little uneasy.

She must know what happened!

So she had an idea and arranged such an embarrassing story.

Seeing these comments, the faces of other people in the chat group became strange.

Good fellow!

Is the traveler's brother so... so special?

They couldn't describe those things well, so they had to use "special" instead!

Really?

Many people showed a trace of suspicion on their faces.

After all, the traveler's personality is so scumbag!

It's not impossible to make up stories at will!

But think about it!

It's hard to say~

After all, they are siblings!

It's not impossible that one is a little scumbag and the other is a little special?

But whether it's true or not, this behavior can only be said to be against the will of heaven!

[Wendy: Hey, you are worthy of being the brother of the executioner! (dog head.jpg)]

[Kumi: Hahaha, this guy has already become famous before he even joined the group, but this reputation~ (dog head.jpg)]

[Paimon: Woohoo, Ying is so pitiful, having such a brother~ (dog head.expression)]

[Kamisato Ayaka: Fortunately, my brother is relatively normal! Otherwise...]

[Linette: Yes! Otherwise, there would be no place for them in this family! ]

[KamisatoAyato: ...】

[Linnie: ...】

...

Mond, a base in the abyss somewhere.

"Ying... Ying this guy..."

Seeing the comments in the group, Kong's whole body trembled.

Damn it!

This stinky sister!

In the past, it would have been fine if she chased him and beat him up.

After all, he is the brother, so he should give in to his sister.

The most important thing is that the two of them know about this.

But now it's different!

This guy actually openly made up stories about me in the group!

He made up such an embarrassing story that he had diarrhea in public!

Jane... It's just too much!

If the tiger doesn't show its power, you think I'm a sick cat, right?

In a rage, Kong immediately started typing in the chat group.

Prepare to give a good fight to his good sister.

However, at the moment when he was about to send it out, he suddenly thought of something and his movements suddenly froze.

"Wait!"

"Something is wrong!"

"Ying is a scumbag, but..."

"I understand, she must want to make me angry and then blow me out!"

Kong reacted at this time.

Yes!

That must be it!

Thinking of this, the corners of his mouth twisted.

Hehe~

As the saying goes, the devil is one foot high and the way is ten feet high!

Stinky sister~

I saw through your plan!

Compared to your brother, you are still too young~

Kong felt that he had crushed Ying in terms of IQ, and he was secretly happy.

So satisfying~!

"If that's the case, there's no need to fight that guy."

"But we can't just let it go."

"I have to let her know that my brother is not so easy to manipulate!"

"Otherwise, who knows what this girl will do later!"

Thinking of this, Kong first deleted the comments in the chat box, and then looked at his subordinates under the throne.

"Well..."

"In addition to Mondstadt and Liyue, you can find some people to find my scumbag sister 々｀."

"No need to fight her!"

"Just like those two countries, use the other party's embarrassing things in the light curtain to mock her!"

"Do you understand?"

Hearing this sudden order, all the members of the Abyss Cult were also confused.

What's going on?

Why did his own prince suddenly want to attack his blood relatives?

Or in such a disgusting way?

Could it be that the person said something bad about His Highness in the [Supernormal Chat Group]?

They were extremely curious.

But seeing that Sora had no intention of explaining, they buried their doubts in their hearts.

Then they leaned forward and responded.

"Yes, Your Highness!"

But then, an Abyss Mage standing in front seemed to have thought of something, and thenHe stepped forward and whispered.

"But Your Highness, we don't know where your blood relative is now..."

Hearing this, Kong was stunned.

Then he recalled the information in the chat group.

Ying went to Mondstadt first.

Then he went to Liyue as a guest.

Then he went to Inazuma as a guest!

He should still be there now.

"Ying is a big guy who can visit so many places as a guest."

He smiled and shook his head, then looked at the Abyss Mage and said.

"She should be at Inazuma Kamisato's house now."

At present, only Kamisato's family and Xiangling knew that Yingmei and Paimon went to Jingshan Palace.

So Kong thought they were still in Inazuma.

"Yes, Your Highness!"

After getting the confirmed location, the Abyss Mage leaned over again to respond.

……

Villa.

"Rashida?"

"Between Kong and Tartaglia..."

Looking at the prominent comments in the live broadcast room, Luo Chen's face became strange.

These people in the extraordinary chat group are really geniuses!

How did they come up with these tricks?

He felt a little amused.

This guy made a lot of fun.

After shaking his head, Luo Chen retracted his mind and ignored it, then continued to speak with a smile.

"After talking about Nashida's unique hobby, let's continue with the informal comments."

"The fourth informal comment - I will build you into a mushroom!"

……

[Extraordinary Chat Group]

[Amber: I will build you into a mushroom? Wait! Why does this sound so familiar? 】

[Ganyu: This seems to be the words of the Thunder General of Inazuma...]

[Yingmei: Indeed! I can prove it! But the original words should be "I will build you into the statue"! 】

[Paimon: This is what the puppet general said to us, it is so impressive! (dog head. Expression)]

[Ying: So... why did the puppet general's words end up in the improper comments of the little grass god? 】

[Wendy: Hey, this is probably similar to "Liyue Thunder God" and "Zhong Li"! Your words were applied to the little grass god! 】

[Funina: Built into mushrooms... Hahaha, this sounds so funny~]

[Alice: I can already imagine that kind of funny scene~ (dog head. Expression)]

Others' eyes lit up when they saw this.

It seems interesting~

So they all looked at the light curtain impatiently.

……

Villa.

Luo Chen seemed to feel everyone's expectations and said with a smile.

"Next, let's see it~"

As he said, he picked up the mouse and started to control it.

Soon, the light curtain moved.

…

In the picture.

The background is the same as the original Thor inThe scene of collecting the 100th God's Eye in front of the Thousand-armed Hundred-eyed Statue is somewhat similar.

But there are two differences.

One is that the one inside is not the Thunder God, but the Grass God Nashida!

The other is that the Thousand-armed Hundred-eyed Statue is gone!

Instead, there is a huge mushroom!

After seeing the traveler Yingmei snatch the God's Eye and save Thomas,

Nashida walked down the void steps from the air with an expressionless face.

"You don't need the God's Eye to drive the elemental power."

"You... are an exception!"

"Exceptions... are the enemies of wisdom!"

After saying that, she put her hands in front of her chest and began to gather the elemental power.

Soon, a powerful force broke out on the field.

Nashida looked up and floated in the air, with green grass elements circling around her.

The next second, a giant onion as tall as a person slowly floated up from its chest.

Seeing this, Nashida pulled out her right hand and raised it high to the sky.

She looked down at Yingmei below her with disdain.

"I will put you in a mushroom!"

She gestured with the onion in her hand!

The video ended here.

...

After watching it, everyone in front of the screen couldn't hold back.

They had seen this famous scene of the original Thunder General!

Although she was not good at governing the country, her military power was really unbeatable!

The sense of oppression and majesty of the sword-drawing scene still impressed many people.

But if it was the Little Grass God...

Well, how to say it.

Although the Little Grass God also had a serious expression.

But the problem is that she looks too cute!

No sense of oppression at all!

If that's all, it's nothing.

The key is that what she pulled out was not a knife, but a green onion!

When seeing this scene, many people felt their cerebellums shrink.

What the hell?

It was actually a green onion?

Is it reasonable?

Whose weapon would be a green onion?

He even hid it in his chest!

But it's unreasonable, isn't it?

This is the God of Grass!

The God of Grass pulled out a green onion?

Well, it seems to make sense~

But it's still outrageous when you think about it!

Add to that the last line of the little God of Grass - I'm going to put you in a mushroom!

These three things together are like a child holding a green onion on the roadside to learn how adults fight!

Thinking of this, everyone couldn't help it anymore.

Puff~

Everyone laughed out loud.

……

The castle tower.

Not long ago, Ying came back with the scattered soldiers.

After temporarily imprisoning him in the prison of the castle tower, he returned to the castle tower.

Continued to watch the light curtain with his friends.

When she learned that the grass god was going to perform the famous scene of the puppet general,I can't wait.

At this time, after watching it,

Poof~

One of them couldn't help it, and Ying directly sprayed out the milk in his mouth.

But the others around didn't care.

Because they were all amused by Nashida in the light screen at this time.

"Nashida is really cute~"

Looking at the baby-voiced Nashida in the picture, a gentle smile flashed in her eyes.

It's just that the other party is not in front of her.

Otherwise, she would have held this little guy in her arms and amused him.

But there is still a chance!

There will be a gathering of the five gods later!

We must seize the opportunity when the time comes!

"Yes~"

"Little Grass God is still as cute as ever~"

After hearing what Zhen said, Yae Shenzi smiled and nodded.

Then, as if he had thought of something, he looked at the stunned Ying and joked.

"｀ ~ If our silly Ying was so cute, why would the traveler save anyone?"

"Just surrender!"

After hearing this, Kitsunayagiya adjusted the position of the cigarette in his hand and winked coquettishly.

"Not only that~"

"Maybe the moment the [Eye Hunting Order] was issued, the people below would voluntarily surrender!"

"Why would we need to search so hard one by one!"

Seeing this, Hanasari also "helped" to explain.

"In fact, your highness can be very cute!"

"For example, the one who commented in a frivolous way in the light curtain before!"

"If it was that highness, the effect would definitely not be bad."

Hearing this, Shin, Shenzi, and Kitsunayagiya also nodded secretly.

Indeed!

The Ying (Your Highness) in that non-serious review is really cute and silly!

It makes people's hearts melt.

Thinking of this, she really held back her laughter and looked at her sister seriously.

"Ying, you missed a good opportunity before!"

"But it's not too late now!"

"How about you become the otaku Ying in the light curtain later?"

"You are so cute and silly, you will definitely be liked by the people of Ina-sama!"

"Then everything will go smoothly."

"For example, eat tri-color dumplings, drink dumpling milk, and read light novels without Mora!"

Ying: "..."

Hearing what these people said, she had a black line on her face.

You four are really enough~

And become the silly otaku Ying?

Are you going to play her like a badminton next?

There is not a single serious guy!

They are all people who like to have fun!

I really can’t stay in this house any longer…

Looking at the depressed Ying, Zhen, Shen Zi and others all laughed.

The castle tower was once again filled with a happy atmosphere~

…

Xumeru, JingShan Palace.

"Pulling green onions from the chest?"

"Hahaha, I'm so happy!"

"Nashida, you are so cute!"

"If it was you instead of Ying, I would have surrendered!"

After watching the video on the light screen, Yingmei laughed so hard that she fell backwards.

It's really the light screen~!

It's so funny!

On the side, Paimon was also rolling in the air with laughter.

But after hearing Yingmei's words, he also smiled and agreed.

"(Qian Zhaohao) Yes, yes!"

"I surrendered a long time ago!"

"What's wrong with being stuck in a mushroom?"

Seeing this scene, Nashida looked helpless.

She didn't expect that the light screen would make such a funny scene for her.

Is she awesome?

Yingmei and Paimon were paralyzed with laughter.

You said she was not powerful, right?

They both surrendered!

Even General Raiden couldn't do this!

Well~

It turns out that cuteness is also a "weapon"!

At this time, Yingmei had almost finished laughing and came back to her senses.

Seeing Nashida squatting on the ground with her chin in her hand, she smiled and said.

"Actually, your main problem is that green onion!"

"If you change the weapon, it will be different!

"Change the weapon? ”

Nashida thought about it and it made sense.

She also thought that green onions were not good.

After all, who would use this as a weapon?

It’s too abstract!

Even branches are better than this!

Thinking of this, she turned her head and looked over.

“What weapon should I change to?”

“My Thousand Nights of Floating Dreams?”

“Oh, Thousand Nights of Floating Dreams is my weapon!”

As she said that, Nashida stood up and took out her weapon to show it.

Yingmei shook her head after taking a look.

“This is not suitable!”

“Who would take this from the Huns?”

“And this is obviously a mage’s equipment, it’s not deterrent enough!”

“What should I change to? ”

On the side, Paimon became curious.

“A knife like Shadow?”

After hearing this, Yingmei touched her chin and pondered for a while.

But soon shook her head again.

“Okay!”

“But Shadow already has it, which doesn’t reflect the specialness of Nashida!”

“Let me think about it again…”

As she said this, she frowned and paced back and forth.

Suddenly, her eyes lit up.

Then she looked at Nashida and Paimon excitedly.

“I got it!”

“I figured it out!”

“What?”

The two became curious.

Seeing this, Yingmei smiled mysteriously.

“It’s a sickle!”

“Sickle Nashida!”.