Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

[Super chat group]

[Wendy: Eh? Cooking emergency food? Hey, I want braised Paimon! (dog head. expression)]

[Zhongli: From a general rational point of view, steaming Paimon might be better! (serious.jpg)]

[Nashida: Wouldn't that be too cruel? How about making a Paimon sandwich? (dog head.~ expression)]

[Funina: I think it's more appropriate to make a cake Paimon! (dog head. expression)]

[Navia: Macaron version of Paimon is also fine~ (dog head. expression)]

[……].

As Yingmei made her move, the people in the chat group started to think wildly.

For a while, the group was filled with all kinds of dishes related to Paimon.

When Paimon saw this, he was dumbfounded.

"Damn it, it's all your fault, Ying!"

The next second, after reacting, Paimeng glared at Ying, who was laughing secretly,

Then he hurriedly explained.

I have to explain!

What if this continues and someone with ulterior motives, such as Xiangling, takes it seriously.

Then she will really become food!

[Paimeng: Damn it! Paimeng is not emergency food! ]

[Paimeng: Humph, I'll remember this grudge! (Crazy.jpg)]

Seeing Paimeng's crazy look, the others in the group laughed so hard.

This little guy is so cute!

At this time,

[Ying: Yes! When it comes to food, it has to be my little fox! (Doghead.jpg)]

[Yae Shenzi: ? ? ? 】

[Kujo Sara: Ahem, actually the previous behavior of the Palace Master who turned against Tiangang was all fabricated! ]

[Kujo Sara: This is the real one now! It is the early video of the General taming the Palace Master! It's a pity that it was hidden by the Palace Master. Thanks to the light screen for us to see it again! (Serious.jpg)]

[Alice: No wonder the little fox became so disdainful and rebelled later! It turned out that it was not because of the Fox Palace, but because of the stinky-faced general! (Doghead.jpg)]

[Yingmei: Don't persuade the fox to be good without experiencing its suffering! The Son of God just talked nonsense and asked me to slap Ying twice. I cried to death~ (Doghead.expression)]

[Ganyu: @Yae Shenzi, Shenzi sister, don't you have anything to say? (Dog head. Expression)]

[Yae God: ...]

[Yae God: Slander, it's all slander! ]

[Yae God: And you! This grudge will be remembered by this palace clerk! ]

[Eula: ...]

First it was Paimon, then it was Yae Palace clerk.

By the way, don't you have your own catchphrase?

In the group, seeing that Yae God finally broke through the defense, everyone was so happy!

It was as if they had won a victory~

The chat group was suddenly filled with a happy atmosphere.

...

Villa.

"GuoOf course, the gods and their followers must be neat and tidy~"

Seeing the prominent comments in the live broadcast room, Luo Chen's face was also full of joy.

In this case, let's have another fierce one!

Thinking of the next one, the corners of his mouth rose slightly.

This secondary creation is to the Eightfold Son of God what "Zhong Li" is to Zhongli!

It is the kind that you can't get enough of without watching it, and your eyes will turn black after watching it!

It's so fucking!

I think the fox will be very happy after watching it, right?

Thinking of this, Luo Chen didn't stop and spoke directly.

"After watching the previous video, I think you all have a certain understanding of the Eightfold Son of God's childhood."

"Next, let's continue with the informal comments!"

"The third and last item of the informal comments - Eightfold Caizi! ”

……

Seeing the movement in the light screen, everyone in the chat group looked over.

[Super chat group]

[Qin: Eh? Yae Caizi? What is this? (curious.jpg)]

[Keqing: I don’t know, but it must be something special to be able to be placed last! I have a feeling it must be a big job! (dog head. expression)]

[Ying: Big job? Big job is good, big job is good! (excited.jpg)]

[Kamisato Ayaka: I feel like this non-serious comment is a bit familiar...]

[Funina: I know, I know! It's similar to "Naviraita", "Babatos", and "Zhongli"! ]

[Wendy: Hey~]

[Navilette: ...]

[Zhongli: ...]

Except for Wendy, who is a weirdo, both Naavilette and Zhongli are speechless.

Why do you only remember this? ?

Just staring, right?

At this time,

[Nashida: These three are homophones! But how come "Yae Caizi" doesn't sound like a homophone? (doubt.jpg)]

[Yingmei: Maybe it's similar to "Zhongli", a character is grafted onto the Son of God? (guess.jpg)]

[Hutao: Oh? So, this hall master is excited! (dog head. expression)]

[Ruotu Dragon King: So far I can't forget Morax's raw fucking video, haha, looking forward to it~]

[Arata Ichito: Wow hahaha, I'm the same~]

[Goro: Ahem, watch it~! ]

[Sanbing: Fun for fun people~ Interesting~]

[……]

For a while, everyone in the chat group was looking forward to it.

When the fox saw this, her heart was numb again.

"No way?"

"Is it really going to be like [Zhong Li]?"

She witnessed this video with her own eyes yesterday!

At that time, she and Ying laughed so hard in the castle tower.

I laughed at Morax a lot in private!

But now when I think of this kind of thingThe situation might happen to her, and the fox was in a bad mood.

But she couldn't control the light curtain.

She could only watch it again.

...

Villa.

Luo Chen didn't let everyone wait for long.

After saying that, he directly controlled the mouse to play the video.

Soon, the screen began to flash in the light curtain.

Background, Narukami Taisha.

With a melodious and relaxing background music, the screen came to the sacred cherry tree.

At this time, a little witch was reporting the situation of Yaetang light novels to Yae God.

"Reborn, and then transformed into Lord Yae-no-Miyaji."

"Arrange the shrine maidens to handle the divine affairs."

"Sit and drink tea, and meditate."

"Occasionally appear to listen to the wishes of worshippers."

Hearing this, Yae-no-Miyako closed the light novel in her hand,

and then spoke.

"This story is disgusting, open the door to disgusting!"

"It's disgusting!"

...

Originally, the people in the chat group were a little puzzled when they saw the normal Yae-no-Miyaji on the screen.

Wasn't it "Zhong Li" as agreed?

Why didn't it change?

However, after hearing these two sentences, they were all stunned.

Those who were drinking water choked~

Those who were eating almost choked~

Those who were walking almost fell~

Everyone was shocked!

If it was just a simple sentence, then everyone would at most feel that it was weird and vulgar, and felt that it was a bit inconsistent with the character setting.

No big problem!

But the problem is that the voice of the speaker is wrong!

This is not the voice of the Yae Palace Master at all!

Instead, it sounds like the voice of an old woman!

But if it was really an old woman, it would be fine!

But in terms of appearance, it happened to be the beautiful Yae Palace Master!

The beauty of the Yae Palace Master + the vulgar words of the old woman...

This...

The faces of many people in the chat group became weird.

The light curtain is really good at playing!

And the person involved...

The fox was looking at the screen at this time, his face twitching involuntarily.

The fist in his hand was clenched, and it kept making a "crunching" sound.

It can be seen how much his mood exploded!

...

In the light curtain.

The vulgar words of Yae Shenzi continued.

She walked to the side of the little witch, and then spoke while turning around.

"Your mouth is rented, are you in a hurry to return it?"

The little witch hurriedly said when she saw this.

"No, Lord Palace Master!"

However, before she finished speaking, she was blocked by the light novel by the Palace Master Yae.

"Even you are mine!"

Seeing this, the little witch seemed to understand something, and her expression became a little embarrassed.

"Well, editor-in-chief!"

Yaejinko nodded with satisfaction.

Then she retracted her action and continued to speak in the voice of an old woman.

"Because I read a book recently."

"The story will be changed from now on!"

After the voice fell, the scene changed.

It came to the story scene described by Yaejinko.

At this time, she was in a wilderness somewhere in Inazuma.

A group of sea ghosts surrounded her.

But she did not show any fear on her face.

"Today, you are too noisy!"

"It's like jumping high in the toilet - too much (shit)! ”

After saying that, Yae Goddess took out the imperial coin.

Then she used the old woman's voice to clip it.

"I am Nanako~"

Then she began her beautiful monster-killing scene.

But it was accompanied by another rough mocking speech!

"Wow, the barrage is cracked~"

"Little top!"

"Little pineapple! Little motorcycle! Little camel!"

"Yo~"

"Hehe~"

"Ah——"

"Life lies in stillness!"

"Look at how many years that turtle has lived without moving!"

"Little guy, I can't cure you!"

"Don't you have eyes!"

"Your IQ is also nine hands, right? ”

“The mother is weak, and the father is bald!”

“Is this… a face growing on a mole?”

“Too scary——”

“She has wrinkles all over her face but she still acts cute. It’s true that the appearance is determined by the heart!”

“You are a miniature, but your heart is still wretched!”

“You little fool, you will be struck by lightning if you lie!”

“Go to hell——”

After a fierce battle, some of the Kairangui fell, some died, and only the last one was left half-kneeling on the ground.

Looking at the Yae God who was slowly walking towards him, he spoke hoarsely.

“This old lady is so mean. She lives alone, right? ”

“Hahahahaha~”

Yae Shenzi, let out a cheerful old woman cry.

Then she bent down slightly and looked down.

“Hmph~”

“I’ve been sweeping the floor for a month!”

“Finally I swept you out!”

“To put it mildly, I’ll be shot twice!”

“Then…what about the heavier punishment?”

Hairan Gui raised his head subconsciously.

Yae Shenzi stood up and turned back, then turned his head slightly, a trace of disdain flashed across his face.

“Use the artillery to bombard! ”

Then, the screen went black, followed by a miserable cry.

“Ahhhhhhhh——”

· ·····Please give me flowers···· ······

Then, the screen changed and they came to the sacred cherry tree again.

“Too… too immersiveFeeling!"

After hearing this, the little witch widened her eyes.

Then she seemed to have thought of something and asked hurriedly.

"You haven't really done anything like this, have you?"

"It doesn't matter! ”

“We are all thousand-year-old foxes, why are you playing Liao Zhai with me~”

Yae Shenzi smiled slightly.

The video ended here.

…

After watching it, the audience in front of the screen laughed again.

The previous indecent comments only subverted their image of this Yae Palace Master in their hearts!

I think she will be "beaten" one day!

But this video is completely different!

It is truly indecent!

In terms of the degree of rawness, it can be compared with yesterday's "Zhong Li" and "Lao Deng Kaihua"!

If the image of this Yae Palace Master could be saved a little bit before,

then there is no chance at all now!

It completely collapsed!

Seeing this, several young shrine maidens of Narukami Taisha were dumbfounded.

…

|= |

[Ordinary chat group]

[Sachiko: This... is this the Lord of the Palace? Impossible, absolutely impossible! How could our Lord of the Palace speak such vulgar... vulgar words! ]

[Shikano Nana: Yes, this is an indecent review, it should be fake! By the way, isn't there Hotaru Mi on it? Hotaru Mi, what's going on? @Daocheng Hotaru Mi]

[Daocheng Hotaru Mi: I... I don't know either! I reported the light novel to Lord of the Palace, but the scene was not like this! (panicked.jpg)]

[Yanxiao: Ahem, maybe you remembered it wrong! (dog head.jpg)]

[Tian Tiezui: That's right, memory is the most unreliable! (dog head.jpg)]

[Sarah: Yes, yes, who would have thought that the reason why Lord of the Palace "rebelled" was actually because he was "abused" by General Raiden when he was a child! (dog head.jpg)]

.... ... 0

[Murata: The reputation of the chief priest has been persecuted... (laughing and crying.jpg)]

[Tianmu Fifteen: First it was the general, then the chief priest, the image of Inazuma has collapsed! (bitter smile.jpg)]

[Lawrence: It's okay, our Mondstadt and Liyue are almost collapsed! ]

[Master Mao: That's right! Welcome Inazuma to join the big family, now we are waiting for the countries behind! (laughing.jpg)]

[……]

Seeing this, people in Xumi, Fontaine and other countries began to tremble.

……

The headquarters of the Thorn Rose Society.

"Huh~"

"Finally, I am not the only one who suffers this! ”

After watching the video on the screen, Navia breathed a sigh of relief.

She also used the same vulgar language in the previous video "Bombarding the Dragon King".

When I heardAfter that, everyone was dumbfounded.

The temperament of the eldest lady was destroyed!

Until now, many people in Fontaine looked very strange when they saw her.

Even some friends used those words to tease her.

It made Navia smile bitterly in her heart.

So after she saw this video, she felt very familiar.

Good!

Great!

Finally, she was not the only one whose image was destroyed!

Even, she felt a little relieved in her heart.

After all, the vulgar words of this Yae Palace Master were much more rude than hers...

More importantly!

Her video was her own voice!

And this one was an old woman...

Navia didn't dare to imagine how her heart would explode if she was in this situation at that time.

"Huh~"

"Thanks for the mercy of the light curtain~"

"Otherwise, my wild rose would have withered~!"

She secretly thanked him in her heart.

Thankfully, Navia felt much happier.

So she stood up and waved to the butler and servants behind her.

"Myles, Silver, I want to make a few more macarons!"

"Well, this time I'll make one in the shape of Paimon~"

"Yes, Miss!"

...

Castle Tower.

At this time, the atmosphere here became quiet again.

Yingmei, Paimon, and Ying looked at Yae Shenzi with strange faces.

It seemed as if they had gotten to know each other again.

After a moment, Yingmei suppressed a smile.

"I didn't expect it!"

"I thought the Son of God was just a bit of a scumbag, but I didn't expect there was such a side to him!"

"Yeah!"

On the side, Paimon also echoed with a smile.

"It's the clamp again, the old woman's voice, and a series of golden sentences again!"

"I almost broke apart~"

When Ying heard the golden sentences, his mind instantly recalled what was in the light curtain just now,

He immediately laughed and fell on the table.

"Hahaha, Son of God, what on earth have you done in the past five hundred years?"

"I think you should just change your name to, um, Yae Clamp or Yae Auntie!"

Ye Clamp?

Auntie Yae?

Hearing these two words, Yingmei and Paimon's eyes widened instantly.

What the hell?

What kind of stroke of genius is this?

Great, my Ying!

Who dares to call you a fool in the future?

Can a fool come up with such insulting words?

The scumbag fox was already enduring with difficulty.

After hearing Ying's "friendly words", he couldn't hold it anymore.

"You, a homegirl who can't cook, that's enough!"