Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

[Super chat group]

[Alice: Huh? Another story about the little fox's childhood? ]

[Barbara: Judging from the meaning of the light screen, it should be different from the content in the previous serious comments. ]

[Yingmei: Hiding the reason for rebellion? What does it mean? Could it be...]

[Paimon: Could it be that in this non-serious comment, the son of God was abused as a child? So he has "hatred" towards Ying and wants to rebel? ]

[Funina: It should be, but it's not abuse! But it's certain that he has suffered a lot! ].

[Ying: Really? (Excited.jpg)]

Her wish came true?

Thanks to the light screen!

Thinking of this, she couldn't wait to look at the light screen.

In addition to her, many people in the chat group also had their eyes lit up.

Then they looked over quickly.

As for Yae Goddess...

She suddenly felt a thump in her heart.

No way?

She just said that she would come out with a smile, but now she is about to be slapped in the face?

If it is true, won't Ying and the others laugh to death later?

Thinking of this, the fox suddenly felt a little uneasy.

But escaping is not a solution.

She could only bite the bullet and continue to watch.

…

In the light curtain.

The background is the castle tower.

Amidst a slightly cheerful background music, Xiaoying and Xiaohu stood under the shower.

"The general wants to help Xiao Yae wash."

After saying that, Xiaoying pressed the shower gel in her hand.

Then a stream of pink foam hit Xiaohu's eyes directly.

Instantly, Xiaohu's hair stood up.

"Look... I can't see it!"

Xiaoying was a little panicked when she saw it.

No!

I have to rinse it with boiling water!

So she quickly pressed the water heater switch next to her.

Instantly, a stream of boiling water fell from the shower head above and poured directly onto the little fox.

The little fox was instantly scalded from pink to deep red.

The next second, a shrill scream resounded throughout the castle tower!

"It's so hot——"

Xiaoying was stunned.

Hot?

So she quickly pressed the shower head again.

This time it was not hot water, but ice water!

Instantly, another miserable fox cry sounded in the castle tower!

"It's so cold——"

Xiaoying was stunned again.

Is it cold?

So he quickly adjusted the shower again.

So it was hot water-ice water-hot water-ice water-

Take turns!

"Too hot-"

"Too cold-"

"Too hot-"

"Too cold-"

"..."

Just like that, the little fox suffered from both ice and fire!

HeavenOne after another miserable fox cries rang out in the guardhouse~

…

Seeing this scene, the faces of the people in the chat group became strange.

This little Thor still doesn't look very smart.

But this little fox...

Although they had a little psychological expectation, after seeing this scene,

Many people laughed so hard!

When have you ever seen such a scene of this Yae Palace Master?

Too funny!

Among them, Ying even laughed so hard that he fell directly on the table.

As for the person involved...

Needless to say, at this time, his expression was already sluggish.

…

In the light screen, the picture continued.

After repeatedly washing with cold and hot water, the little fox sat on the small stool with a blank look on his face.

Seeing this, Xiaoying couldn't help but curl her lips.

"Yae, why don't you tell me clearly whether you want cold water or hot water?"

The little fox couldn't hold back any longer after hearing this.

The grievance in his heart burst out directly~!

"Idiot——"

But no matter how much he complained, he still had to continue taking a bath!

"Next, let me help you rub your back!"

As he said that, Xiaoying squeezed a little Inazuma God Oil on the brush.

Then he stood behind the little fox and rubbed it hard from the top of his head.

Swish~!

The little fox didn't feel the comfort he expected, but instead felt a sharp pain!

The next second, a scream that was even more shrill than before resounded throughout the castle tower!

"Ah!!!!!!!"

Then the scene changed.

The little fox lay miserably on the pillow.

There was a red scar on her back.

It was caused by Xiaoying's brush.

"It hurts so much..."

The little fox couldn't help crying.

"I'm sorry, Yae-chan~"

Xiaoying came over with a large band-aid.

"Let me help you put on the band-aid!"

"Hmm? Band-aid?"

The little fox was stunned for a moment.

"Hmm!"

Xiaoying nodded.

Then she put it on directly.

But the next second, she found something was wrong.

"Oops, it's crooked!"

So she reached out and tore it off.

Tear~

The little fox was stunned, and the next second, a sharp pain came from her back.

Then, the familiar miserable sound resounded again inside and outside the castle tower.

“Yay!!!!!! Ya!!!!!!!”

After that,

“I pasted it wrong, try again!”

Tear it apart~

“Yay!!!!!! Ya!!!!!!!”

“I pasted it wrong, try again!”

Tear it apart~

“Yay!!!!!! Ya!!!!!!!”

“…”

Being repeatedlyAfter the "abuse", the little fox was furious.

He got up and took a pen to write it down in his grudge notebook.

While writing, he angrily listed the other party's sins!

"The little notebook is number 114514!"

"The general did a stupid thing!"

"The band-aid was put on crookedly and then torn off!"

"My back hurts now!"

Behind him, Xiaoying felt a little guilty.

"I'm sorry!"

The little fox got even angrier after hearing this.

"Is it enough to just say sorry?"

Then the scene changed again and came to the bed.

Xiaoying and the little fox slept together in the same bed.

Feeling the comfort of her body, Xiaoying closed her eyes with a satisfied look on her face.

"Ah..."

"Sleeping with Yae-chan, the quilt is warm!"

On the side, the little fox gritted her teeth and endured.

Endure!

Endure!

Obviously still annoyed by the previous incident.

But Xiaoying didn't notice it.

Seeing that the other party didn't speak, she asked curiously.

"Yae-chan?"

"Yae-chan?"

The little fox was enduring very hard at this time, and a lot of sweat oozes out of her face.

"I want to break up with you!"

The little fox said hoarsely.

"Hmm?"

"Who are you going to break up with?"

Xiaoying looked confused.

But soon she didn't care.

Because she found something cute.

"Hey, Yae-chan's sleeping posture is so cute~"

She stretched out her hand and fiddled with the other's face twice.

This time, the little fox couldn't bear it anymore.

She got up and left the bed directly.

Then she ran out of the castle tower and ran all the way.

Until she finally arrived at Narukami Taisha.

She put her hands on her mouth and then talked loudly to the shrine.

"The general is a big fool——"

The video ends here.

…

In the past, Yae-chan gave everyone in the chat group the image of a fun person, a scumbag, a prankster, and a shrewd person.

For example, the traveler, Aratake Ichito, Goro mentioned in the previous indecent comments,

Even the god Raiden General, have all been teased and teased by her.

Others are fine, but it is the first time in Teyvat that the followers tease the gods!

There is even a joke about the followers taming the gods~

As for other images, there is only the little fox mentioned in the previous serious comments.

But the light screen there was just a passing mention at that time, so people did not have a deep impression.

More of the previous ones!

But this video completely overturned everyone's views.

I never thought that the scumbag fox who always rebelled against Tiangang would also be punished one day!

Being scalded by hot and cold water in turn!

BeingContinuously tearing off the band-aid!

Being nagging and fiddling with Xiaoying's face!

Thinking of the miserable fox calls in the screen, everyone in the chat group laughed so hard.

And "hostile" forces like Ara Taki Ichito and Goro felt even more happy!

General, you did a great job!

That's how it should be done!

…

Inazuma, the street.

Kujo Sara is buying dango milk from Tomoki's stall.

Since this stall was exposed by the light curtain, the business has exploded instantly.

Everyone wants to try this dango milk that the general likes!

Just like the celebrity endorsement advertisements in Blue Star!

But Ying's "endorsement" effect is even more exaggerated!

Before, when she came, the number of people in line was endless.

But when they learned that Kujo Sara was buying dango milk for the general, they immediately gave up the first seat.

Kujo Sara didn't hesitate and ordered a few directly.

While waiting, she was also staring at the light screen.

Seeing the scene of Yae Shinko being "disciplined" by Ying, she couldn't help laughing.

"Palace Master, I didn't expect you would have such a day!"

"General did a great job!"

As a loyal cook of General Raiden, she was very dissatisfied after seeing Yae Shinko's behavior of rebelling against Tiangang.

But there was nothing she could do.

Now seeing the general revive his godly nature and "discipline" the scumbag fox, she felt so happy!

This fox should know who is a god and who is a follower!

But inexplicably, Kujo Sara also felt a little envious.

It would be great if she could be treated like this~

At this time, the stall owner Zhishu had already packed the dango milk.

"Kujo-sama, these are what you want!"

"How much?"

Kujo Sara came back to his senses and said.

"No, how can I charge money!"

"It is my honor to serve desserts to the general!"

"Not to mention that my stall is popular because of the general's appreciation!"

Zhishu waved his hand quickly.

Kujo Sara thought about it and didn't argue too much.

After nodding, he took the dango milk and left.

After seeing the castle tower, her mood became happy again.

"It is enough to buy desserts for the general!"

…

Castle tower

As the target of God's pranks, Yingmei, Paimon, and Ying all have a "deep hatred" with this scumbag fox!

This time, the three of them laughed so hard at the funny scene of seeing their "enemy".

"Hey, isn't this the wise and beautiful Yae Gongsi-sama?"

"Why is he so pitiful?"

"Because the little fox was so stupid at that time.~”

“Poor little God Child, because he was beaten up by Ying Pang, he ran to Mingshen Taisha at night and cried and made a fuss. So pitiful~”

“Hahaha~”

“…”

Yingmei and Paimon, the lively couple, talked back and forth, just like a crosstalk.

It was so funny.

Ying almost laughed out of tears after seeing it.

Thinking about the scene when she was "tamed" by the God Child before, and looking at the current one, she felt very happy.

That's right~

How can a follower ride on the head of a god?

This is the correct way for a god to treat his follower!

Looking at the God Child who was keeping silent with his head down, Ying's eyes flashed with a smile.

Then he sat over and got close to the other person and joked.

“Huh?”

“Why don't you laugh? ”

“Aren’t you happy after hearing the indecent comments just now?”

“Do you want me to help you wash your hair?”

“Don’t worry, I won’t use boiling or ice water this time!”

“I’ll make sure you wash comfortably!”

“Huh? Why don’t you talk?”

At this point, she paused, then pretended to be enlightened.

“Oh, I understand!”

“There shouldn’t be a grudge book, right?”

“Well, I’ll give you a book later.”

“If there are any unhappy things in the future, just write them down!”

“If there are too many things to remember, I’ll give you a few more books! ”

Hearing Ying’s words, Yingmei and Paimeng laughed so hard that they collapsed on the ground.

What is shrimp and pig heart?

That’s it!

I didn’t expect you to be such a Ying!

Seeing this scene, the scumbag fox still showed no expression on the surface.

But he was very angry inside!

The fox was bullied by the dog when he fell into the plain, right?

Missed, completely miscalculated this time!

I didn’t expect the light curtain to be able to do such a thing!

Her previous personality was changed by this The video crashed.

But there was nothing she could do!

At this moment, Foxy looked at Ying, who was smiling, and felt that he deserved a beating.

But she forgot.

When she teased her friend before, she also had this expression~

It can only be said that things change~

With no other options, Foxy could only use the same old trick.

So she closed her eyes and meditated.

She ignored Ying's provocation.

"So cunning! ”

Seeing this, Ying rolled her eyes in annoyance.

Then, she looked at the chat group.

…

[Super Chat Group]

[Ying: This wave, finally let this scumbag fox know what gods and followers are!]

[Aratake Ito: Wow, the general did a great job!]

[Goro: Ahem, it’s wonderful!]

[Sanbing: It is a great pleasure to see the non-serious side of this fox! ]

[Wendy: Hey, well done! A follower is a follower, how can he ride on the head of a god? (dog head. expression)]

[Zhongli: In terms of common sense, it is true! Followers should do follower's things! It is not appropriate to imitate others' personalities! (serious.jpg)]

[Tevarin: ? ? ? ]

[Rhodra Dragon King: ? ? ? ]

Who are you two hinting at here?

It is not appropriate to imitate others' personalities, right?

Followers should do follower's things, right?

Heh~

They will learn from this role model among followers in the future!

They will learn from this Yae Palace Master and start their own god training!

But this can be done secretly.

No need to point it out directly!

At this time,

[Alice: Hahaha, not bad, not bad, the stinky-faced general finally regained his masculinity, oh no, it's femininity! ]

[Alice: Hehe, I finally saw the embarrassing look of the little fox! ]

[Ganyu: Son of God: Hot water and ice water, you are evaporating here~ (dog head. Expression)]

[Nashida: If she went to see a doctor, she would probably be puzzled, how could she get frostbite and burns after taking a bath! (dog head. Expression)]

[Barbara: That's it! (dog head. Expression)]

[Xiangling: But speaking of it, isn't this operation a bit like cooking? 】

[Xiangling: Look, first use boiling water to remove the hair, then rinse with cold water, so that the meat can become tighter! (Dog head. Expression)]

Seeing this, everyone in the chat group was stunned.

Oh my god?

Can you still think so?

But don’t say it, don’t say it!

It seems that there is a little bit of resemblance!

It’s you, Xiangling!

Sure enough, you are one of the few people in the chat group who left a deep impression!

At this time, Yae Shenzi could no longer hold back, and his expression was dull.

Is this the way a normal person can think?

Is everything really edible?

After the people in the chat group realized it, they all happily agreed.

[Alice: Huh? That makes sense! Let’s see who dares to say that I, the stinky-faced general, can’t cook in the future! Isn't this good? (smirk.jpg)]

[Kujo Sara: Ahem, that's right! The general will not make a move, but once he does, it will definitely shock the whole of Teyvat! ]

[Guizhong: Hehe, it really shocked the whole of Teyvat! Ordinary people really can't do it! ]

[Yingmei: I understand! I have an emergency food with me, I will go back and learn to cook it! (dog head.jpg)]

[Paimon: ? ? ? ]