Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

Inazuma, Castle Tower.

"That's enough, you homegirl who can't cook!"

"You're not much better!"

"You're the only one in Teyvat who can make three-color dumplings into black dumplings!"

"And that nine-turn large intestine!"

"You actually retained a little of the original flavor?"

"Good man, is this the kind of brain circuit that a normal person can have?"

"It's fine if you just can't cook, After all, there are many people who can't cook!"

"But look at you, do you look like a god?"

"You let the puppet general work every day, and you hide in the Pure Land of One Heart, eating three-color dumplings, drinking dumpling milk, and reading light novels!"

"I wish these three shops could be opened directly in the Pure Land of One Heart!"

"How can Inazuma have a home goddess like you?"

"I'm afraid that one day people from other countries will be fooled by these three sets!"

For the fox, she has always been the only one who teases Ying!

Now that Ying has repeatedly "ridiculed" her by "reversing Tiangang", she can't stand it anymore.

She decided to let this guy know who is the boss among the gods and their followers!

So she opened fire directly.

This time, Ying was confused.

"I...I..."

Ying's mind went blank for a moment, and he didn't know what to say.

On the side, Yingmei and Paimeng heard the smiles on their faces.

Instead, they looked stunned.

What the hell?

Did this fox explode?

So fierce?

First, Ying kept provoking and teasing, and then Shenzi started to explode and fight back!

Oh my goodness~

Is this going to be a scene of best friends "turning against each other"?

Interesting!

So interesting~

The next second, Yingmei and Paimeng looked at each other in tacit understanding.

Then they sat a little further away.

Then they picked up snacks from the [Gourmet Tablecloth] and ate them while watching.

At this time, Ying also reacted.

"This fox is really going to rebel!"

Thinking of what the other party said before, she began to grit her teeth.

But it was hard to refute!

She even felt that what the other party said made some sense.

This is outrageous!

After realizing this, Ying quickly suppressed this thought and looked at the scum fox with a bad look.

She must suppress this guy verbally today!

She must let her know the dignity of the gods!

The gods are definitely not something that can be bullied by their followers!

But the idea is good, but the reality is very skinny!

After thinking for a while, the last few words are still the same.

"You...you you you..."

"You are the one who only remembers grudges in a little notebook!"

"You are a Yae-clip!"

"Aunt Yae!"

Seeing this, the fox was not to be outdone.

Putting her hands on her hips, she also fought back.

"You are a dead otaku who can't cook!"

"All you know all day is eating tri-color dango, drinking dango milk, and reading light novels!"

"Damn, Aunt Yae!"

"Damn, dead otaku!"

"Aunt Yae!"

"Dead otaku!"

"..."

For a moment, the two who were originally good girlfriends started to fight each other directly.

It was the way they fought each other that was a bit like the quarrels of street aunties.

Yingmei and Paimon were stunned.

Goodness~

Who would have thought that the great General Raiden and Lord Yae-miyaji would quarrel like this?

If the Inazuma people outside saw this scene, they would definitely be shocked, right?

…

On the other side, the people in the [Super Chat Group] were still discussing the video on the screen earlier.

[Alice: It's just jumping high in the toilet - too much (shit)]

[Alice: Look at how many years that turtle has lived without moving! Little guys, I can't cure you! ]

[Alice: Little guys, I can't cure you! ]

[Alice: This is... a face growing on a mole? Too scary——]

[Alice: A face full of wrinkles but still acting cute, it's true that the appearance is determined by the heart! ]

[Alice: Hahaha, I didn't expect that the little fox is so mean besides being scumbag! 】

[Alice: Such a lot of golden sentences! ]

[Kamisato Ayaka: This… this, this, this is the chief priest? (Shocked.jpg)]

[Kurumi: Ah, this hall master is split, please give me a pair of eyes that have not seen this~! ]

[Nel: It is hard to imagine what kind of mental state the light curtain was in to create this video! (Laughing and crying.jpg)]

[Funina: As long as you don’t lose your life, the whole world will split for you! (Doghead.jpg)]

[Aratake Ichito: Hahaha, I didn’t expect this fox woman to have such a vulgar side! I must come here every day in the future, wahahaha~]

[Nashida: Now I know, the one who was grafted this time should be this "Nanako"! 】

[Xiao Gong: This person's voice is too brainwashing, and combined with the behavior of the Palace Master, it feels so fitting! My mind is full of the previous video now! (laughing and crying.jpg)]

[Wendy: Hey, another video that makes you feel uncomfortable if you don't watch it, but makes you feel uncomfortable after watching it for a whole day! (dog head.expression)]

[Ganyu: Huh? Where are the Son of God and the Thunder General? Why don't we see them coming out in this situation? (curious.jpg)]

[Ying Mei: Ahem, the two of them, are they now...]

【Ying: Hmm? (smile.jpg)】

【Yae Shenzi: (smile.jpg)】

Although Ying and Yae Shenzi were quarreling with each other, they were also paying attention to the light screen.

When they saw Yingmei trying to secretly tell a secret, they immediately stopped their actions and looked over at the same time.

They can quarrel with each other!

But it doesn’t mean you can say it in the group~

Looking at the meaningful eyes cast by the two, Yingmei and Paimon suddenly felt uncomfortable.

So they waved their hands quickly.

“Don’t worry, we don’t know anything!”

“That’s right, we didn’t see anything!”

After saying that, the two hurriedly looked at the light screen.

【Yingmei: Ahem, they are drinking tea and chatting! 】

【Paimon: Yes, yes, they are having a great time chatting! 】

【Wendy:? ? ? 】

[Zhongli: ? ? ? 】

[Nasida: ? ? ? 】

[Funina: ? ? ? 】

[Alice: ? ? ? 】

[……]

Everyone in the chat group had a black question mark on their faces.

Are you sure you are not kidding me?

It's good that these two people are not fighting now, and they are still chatting happily?

If so, why did they send that [smile. emoticon]!

As we all know, this emoticon has always represented bad intentions in the group!

For example, Violet once sent it to Leosli!

Obviously, something is happening between Lei Shen and Yae Gong Si now.

But Yingmei and Paimon just don't say it.

It makes everyone in the group feel itchy.

So I could only keep guessing in the chat group.

…

Villa.

"Ying and Shenzi?"

Luo Chen raised his eyebrows after seeing the prominent barrage in the live broadcast room.

He estimated that they were probably arguing with each other.

Then the sisters "turned against each other"!

It's a pity that I didn't see such a scene with my own eyes~

After all, he is the culprit!

First, let the scumbag fox teach Ying, and then let Ying punish the scumbag fox!

It really added a lot of fuel~

After secretly saying it was a pity, he smiled and spoke to the live broadcast room at this time.

"Okay, that's all for the improper comments about Yae Shinko."

"Today's comments are all over!"

"After that, I will upload the live video as before."

"Tomorrow we will continue the series of comments on the original god characters~"

"Stay tuned~"

After that, Luo Chen closed the live broadcast room.

After watching the screen go black, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Compared to yesterday's meticulousness, there are actually some things that I haven't said today.

For example, Yingbao's classic joke - a knife with milk fragrance!

But considering that this public execution is a bit bad, he still gave it up.

It's a bit of a pity~

"Forget it, when I meet Ying someday, I'll comment on her privately~"

Luo Chen shook his head and didn't think about it anymore.

Then he started editing the video.

After solving this, I'll prepare for the next god's comment!

Little Grass God Nashida!

This is a pitiful, lamentable, and pathetic character~

But it's also a slightly controversial character~

It's worth preparing for it!

...

Teyvat Continent.

When Ying and Yae Shinko saw the light curtain go dark, they couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Today's suffering is finally over~

Although it's not much, it's really hard to bear~

The character setting is completely broken...

Thinking of this, the two best friends looked at each other subconsciously.

Well, after checking their eyes, they are "enemies"!

So the next second, the two of them started to quarrel with each other again.

"Aunt Yae!"

"Otaku girl!"

"Aunt Yae!"

"Otaku girl!"

"..."

On the other side, Yingmei and Paimon continued to eat melons.

…

And the people in the [Super Chat Group] also reacted at this time.

Seeing that the discussion had no results, they gave up and started to talk about today's content.

[Yan Fei: Oh, where is our good student class representative Aren? (dog head. expression)]

[Jiu Qi Shinobu: Here it comes~]

[Jiu Qi Shinobu: Today's summary is as follows:]

[Jiu Qi Shinobu: Serious comments on the lightning general Baalzebub - "main experience", "tragic color", "eternity", "God's lover"! 】

[Shinobu Kuki: An inappropriate comment on the Thunder General Baelzebub - "Keep your word", "No Mora", "Cooking demonstration (Nine-turn large intestine)", "Daily life of a homegirl"! 】

[Shinobu Kuki: An appropriate comment on the Thunder God's follower Yae Shinko - "Childhood events", "Shrewdness"! 】

[Shinobu Kuki: An inappropriate comment on the Thunder God's follower Yae Shinko - "Scrap", "Childhood events", "Yae Caizi"! 】

[Ichito Aratake: Shinobu did a great job! (thumbs-up.jpg)]

[Wendy: Daily summary (×) Repeated whipping (√) (dog head.expression)]

[Alice: Huh? How come the stinky-faced general only has four inappropriate comments! Isn't that too few? 】

[Villet: Indeed! The God of Wind and the God of Precious Gold have six and seven respectively! The difference is a bit big! 】

[Kujo Sara: This shows that the general is a serious god among the seven gods! The light curtain confirms it! (proud.jpg)]

[Kamisato Ayaka: As expected of the general! ]

[Hu Tao: It also shows once again how unserious Ke Qing and Wendy are! (spreading hands.jpg)]

[Zhongli: Ahem, actually that's not the case! ]

[Zhongli: From a universal point of view, gods and followers should be one and the same! ]

[Zhongli: Although Baalzebub has few inappropriate comments, she has many followers! Generally speaking, they are similar to us! (Serious.jpg)]

[Wendy: The old man is right! (Dog head. Expression)]

[Nasida: Yes, what the two seniors said makes sense! (Dog head. Expression)]

[Funina: Yes, that's right! (Smirk.jpg)]

[Ying: ...]

Ying was a little happy to see that he was a little more serious than other gods. ......

But after seeing this, his mood suddenly became bad.

So he rolled his eyes at the scumbag fox opposite.

"It's all your fault!"

"We've made our dishonesty almost as bad as those two."

The scumbag fox was speechless after hearing this.

If you have the guts, why don't you compete with others in governing a country?

What's the point of a god being more serious?

Isn't this brain too stupid?

So,

[Shadow: It's all because this fox is too dishonest. There are two more than Twarin and Redo Dragon King! ]

[Shadow: Otherwise, he would definitely be more serious than you two, Barbatos and Morax! ]

[Yae God: Humph, this shows that I'm more popular than them~! ]

[Yae God: It's you, Shadow. You can't compare to them in governing a country, and you can't compare to them in making dishonest comments! ]

[Yae God: Woo woo woo, so pitiful~]

[Twarin: That's right! Yae-no-miya is right! ]

[Lotus Dragon King: That makes sense! ]

[Wendy: Hey, that's so right! (dog head. expression)]

[Zhongli: The truth of the world! (dog head. expression)]

[Ying: ...]

After seeing this, Ying was stunned.

It's not good to govern the country, she confirmed this!

But when did people feel proud of having more inappropriate comments?

Didn't people feel proud of having fewer inappropriate comments before?

Also, why do they all support the scumbag fox?

This is easy to understand!

Tevalin and Lotus Dragon King are the "idols" and "big sisters" who support them!

This is a question of stance!

And Wendy and Zhongli!

Since the two of them have made so many indecent comments, they naturally have to say good things to their side~

The more indecent comments, the better~

So they all echoed the Eightfold God Child.

At this time,

[Alice: Hey, stop arguing~ If you ask me, no one can compare to my Master Ke! My Liyue Thunder God has six indecent comments! ]

[Alice: See? This is the real Thunder God! (dog head. expression)]

[Yae Shen Zi: That's right! Whether it's cooking or indecent comments, Master Ke wins! This is the realThor! (smirk.jpg)]

[Yingmei: Master Ke, come to Inazuma quickly, this is your destiny~ (dog head. expression)]

[Paimon: Come quickly, come quickly, after this job, Inazuma will return to Liyue! (dog head. expression)]

[Ying: ...]

[Keqing: ...]

At this moment, not only Ying 0.2 was numb, but Keqing was also numb.

Why did you involve her?

Can't you let her eat melons quietly?

If you keep joking like this, she might believe it herself...

So Aqing quickly changed the subject.

[Keqing: Ahem, well, I only have six items! Maybe there will be more later! Then who will be the real Thor! ]

Sure enough, this topic quickly attracted the attention of the group members.

[Barbara: Currently, only the God of Rock has more than six items! It should be difficult to get more in the future, right? ]

[Hu Tao: Yes~ Seven improper comments can indeed be said to be unprecedented and unparalleled! Ke Qing is really good~ (smirk.jpg)]

[Zhongli: Ahem...]

[Ying Mei: Not necessarily! I think the little God of Grass can fight! ]

[Paimon: Yes, she is the God of Grass, the God of Life and Fuck! She will definitely win the championship! (dog head. expression)]

[That Violet: And Lady Fininna! I think she is not much behind! ]

[Claurinde: That Lady Violet is right! (Serious.jpg)]

[Nasida: ...]

[Funina: ...]

Who wants this leader?

They don't want to be anything indecent...

However, the people in the chat group showed a lot of interest.

So they started to discuss it with great interest.

And at this moment, a mechanical sound suddenly sounded in the minds of everyone in Teyvat.

[Ding! The review is over~]

[The person being reviewed will receive a reward at random. ]

[The reward includes but is not limited to food, strength-enhancing items, resurrection items, wear-removing and other magical items. ]

Hearing this, the people in the chat group were stunned at first.

Then they suddenly reacted.

Is this a reward coming?

After realizing this, they all stopped their actions.

The same is true for Ying and Yae Shenzi!

The two of them had nervousness and anticipation in their eyes.