Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

Question: Which country is most affected by the improper comments of gods!

Answer: Of course, it is the people of the corresponding country!

People in other countries just watch for fun, but the people of this country are the most faithful people! .

So when they see their own gods making improper comments, they are shocked the most!

Just like when the people of Mondstadt watched Barbatos's idleness!

And, the people of Liyue watched Morax's retirement life!

At this time, the people of Inazuma also had the biggest reaction!

Compared to the people of other countries who watched for fun, at this time, they all looked at each other in bewilderment.

[General Chat Group]

[Ogura Mio: In my impression, the general is majestic! It is worthy of our respect, but now...]

[Dacheng Hotaru: But now the image of the general in my mind is all the chubby look of eating tri-color dango, drinking dango milk, and reading light novels... (laughing and crying.jpg)]

[Dacheng Hotaru: Oh yes, and the magical nine-turn large intestine! (dog head.expression)]

[Sachiko: Now I can't tell which one is the general in my mind! (covering face.jpg)]

[Nanako: Impossible, absolutely impossible! How can my general look like this! Ah, I must not have slept well! I'll go to sleep first!]

[Shikano Nana: Ah, general, please forgive my offense! But you look so cute in the light screen! Ah, I'm dead~]

[Tianmu Fifteen: Although not as abstract as Mondstadt and Liyue, the image of the general has been completely destroyed... (bitter smile.jpg)]

[Lawrence: Hahaha, under the light curtain, all beings are equal, I knew that you, the Inazuma gods, can't escape! ]

[Master Mao: Hehe, I asked you to tease our gods before, what about now? Are you still teasing now? ]

[Tian Tiezui: Hahaha, the video on the light curtain is so funny, why don't you laugh? (dog head. expression)]

[Dina Zedai: That's right, let's have fun together~ (dog head. expression)]

[Inazuma people: ... "340"...]

Sure enough, "doing bad things" will have retribution!

How refreshing it was to laugh at and tease Mondstadt and Liyue before.

How helpless it is to be laughed at and teased now.

But there is no way.

They can only bear it.

When the light screen comments on other countries, they will make fun of them and laugh back!

…

Mond, a base in the Abyss.

At this time, the place was once again filled with a happy atmosphere.

The members of the Abyss Cult were all amused by the video in the light screen.

"I thought the God of Wind and the God of Rock were already extremely abstract, but I didn't expect the God of Thunder to be no less!"

"If you encounter the God of Thunder or her subordinates in the future, just throw this video over, it will definitely break their will!"

"Hahaha, Jiumengzi, street urchins, nerds~ these images of the Seven Gods are completely gone~"

"The light curtain did a great job! It is recommended to increase the intensity, hehehe~"

"That's right! Let them lose face in front of all of Teyvat! ”

“…”

As enemies, the enemy’s dishonesty is their greatest pleasure~!

The members of the Abyss Cult were so happy watching this!

On the throne.

Seeing his subordinates’ excitement, the elder brother-in-law Kong nodded with satisfaction.

Very good!

It can not only strike the opponent in terms of image, but also gather the fighting spirit of the Abyss Cult!

Kill two birds with one stone!

Guangmu’s dishonest comments are indeed good!

But watching is watching, serious things still need to be done!

So he stood up from the throne, coughed twice, and spoke.

“Laughing is laughing, but don’t forget the point!”

“Although Guangmu didn’t say it explicitly, judging from the content of this dishonest comment,”

“Three-color dumplings, dumpling milk, and light novels are the weaknesses of the Thunder God! ”

“That fox has demonstrated this to us very well!”

“So you all remember this!”

“Prepare some for me later, just like the cats and seafood before!”

“Got it?”

“Yes, Your Highness!”

All the members of the Abyss Cult responded.

Thinking of the “intimidation” against the three gods in their hands, they looked at each other and laughed sinisterly.

“Hehehehe~”

…

Inazuma, the street.

“What…what?”

“This…is this the general? ? ”

Kujo Sara was on her way to Tomoki’s snack stand.

She was going to buy the general her beloved dango milk.

However, after seeing the video on the screen, she was stunned.

No!

Where is my mighty and domineering general?

How did he become such a silly, chubby otaku?

This huge contrast made Kujo Sara a little unresponsive for a while.

But a cook is a cook!

As long as the general She likes everything about the general!

After coming to her senses, Kujo Sara looked at the light curtain again.

Although this image was completely beyond her imagination, it must be said that it was really cute~

As she looked at it, a hint of an auntie's smile appeared on her face.

"General is so cute~"

But suddenly, she also reacted.

So she confessed her guilt one after another.

"General, Sara definitely has no intention of disrespecting the general."

But after saying that, her eyes looked at the light curtain again.

Then an auntie's smile appeared at the corner of her mouth again.

The main character is a person who is dishonest in words but honest in body~

But it's not her fault~

After all, which Ying fan can resist such a cute little Ying~

…

The castle tower.

Ying had already returned to the castle tower at this time.

After seeing the video on the screen, her eyes widened.

“This… is this me?”

Although she had expected it before, she knew that there would be outrageous scenes.

But she didn’t expect it to be so weird!

Except that the place is the castle tower and she likes to eat three-color dumplings and drink dumpling milk, what else is the same?

She looks like an adult woman, how could she be the chubby and silly one in the light screen?

Also, she used to be in Isshin Pure Land, where has she read light novels?

Not to mention the snoring!

When she saw that scene, Ying wanted to die!

Shame, too shameful!

The image of a majestic god is gone...

At this moment, Ying finally understood the mentality of Barbatos and Morax.

Oh no, it's Morax's mentality!

Because Barbatos is a person with that kind of personality!

This thing can't be understood unless you experience it yourself!

Ying wanted to find a place to hide in.

Thinking of this, she suddenly thought of the Pure Land of One Heart.

The puppet general seemed to have noticed Ying's thoughts, so she quickly conveyed her will.

"You did those things, and they have nothing to do with this body!"

"Don't think about hiding in the Pure Land of One Heart."

"This body, I will meditate here!"

Although the puppet general didn't understand humans very well, he obviously knew the abstractness of these deeds.

She had her own will and didn't want to take the blame for Ying.

Ying: "..."

This guy!

He was thinking about competing with her for the body before.

Now that he has a chance, he runs faster than anyone else.

For a moment, Ying was very depressed.

When she thought of the chubby self in the light curtain, she couldn't help but cover her face.

I really don't have the face to see anyone~

On the side, the fox laughed so hard after seeing this scene.

"Hey, Ying, I didn't expect your life as a homegirl to be so interesting~"

"And your image is much cuter than you look now~"

Yingmei and Paimon nodded repeatedly after hearing this.

Just like them in the light curtain.

Although I feel that it is a little inconsistent with the picture, I have to say that the chubby otaku Ying is really too cute~

Just looking at it makes me want to hold it in my arms and give it a good rub~

Hearing the joke of the fox, Ying couldn't bear it anymore.

Immediately took it down, and then "scolded" the pink fox.

"You are still laughing?"

"It's all your fault!"

"If it weren't for your instigation, how could IMaybe he was tempted by tri-color dumplings, dumpling milk, and light novels? "

"Now it's good, my image has completely collapsed~!"

"From now on, people will no longer think of General Raiden as a majestic person, but a chubby otaku!"

Ying didn't dare to complain to the light screen, so he could only catch Shen Zi and preach to him!

But this is not unfair to the other party!

Because based on her understanding of the other party, this fox can really do this!

Seeing Ying's depressed look, the smile on the fox's face became brighter.

"Okay, okay, this is mine!"

"What about the snoring in front?"

"That snoring that seems to be in the castle tower, it can't be my fault, right? "

She shrugged as she spoke.

Snoring like sawing a tree?

Hearing this vivid metaphor, Yingmei and Paimeng both burst into laughter.

As expected of you, you scumbag fox!

This metaphor is quite appropriate!

And Ying, Σ(△|||)︴

She was numb~

She wanted to refute, but she couldn't say a word.

Because she herself was surprised by the image!

Thinking of this, Ying felt bad.

But she didn't give up.

She started to think and soon thought of a breakthrough point.

"Then why did you kick me?"

"The pair of feet that can't see the face in the video are yours, right?"

"How dare you do that to me in public? ”

“Where is my face as a god?”

As he said this, Ying put his hands on his hips and became aggressive again.

Hearing this, the scumbag fox rolled his eyes in annoyance.

“Can you blame me for this?”

“You snore too loudly!”

“It even disturbed the Naruto Taisha Shrine!”

“So, it’s still your fault!”

Shadow: (ー〃)

Seeing Ying’s defeat, Yingmei and Paimon couldn’t help laughing anymore and burst out laughing.

The scumbag fox also laughed so hard that her stomach hurt.

But she couldn’t help but comfort Ying who looked confused.

“Well, she’s just a homegirl~”

“It’s nothing!”

“Compared to Barbatos and Morax, you’re much better! ”

“If you don’t believe me, ask the Traveler and Paimon!”

Seeing this, Ying subconsciously looked at the two people who were laughing.

Looking at Ying’s gaze, Yingmei and Paimon nodded repeatedly.

“Yes, that’s right!”

The main reason why Ying is so unserious is that he is too different from the original majestic image of the Thunder General!

But if we really talk about abstraction and rawness, the first two are better!

It is estimated that it will be difficult for anyone to break it in the future!

But it is not certain!

Maybe the little grass god can do it!

After all, this is the grass god - the god of rawness~ (dog head. expression）

"Is that so?"

Ying was a little uncertain. .....

At this time, seeing this, the fox started to speak seriously again.

"Besides, don't think this video of the otaku girl is funny, but it has an unexpected magical effect!"

"Weren't you worried that the people were too afraid of you and didn't dare to contact you?"

"It will be much better after this video!"

"They found that the general had such a lovely side."

"Naturally, they won't be too afraid of you!"

"Instead, they will respect and love you more!"

"Look, doesn't this bring us closer?"

Hearing this, Ying blinked.

Huh?

There is also this effect?

But it seems to make sense!

If this is the case, then to some extent, it is still a win!

Thinking of this, Ying's mood began to improve.

Seeing this scene, a sly look flashed in the eyes of the scum fox.

And Yingmei and Paimon looked strange.

This pink fox is perverse~

Not mentioning the consequences of Ying's character collapse~

Poor Ying,

He was fooled again~

…

[Super chat group]

[Alice: Eating with a smacking sound, like thunder sawing trees, eating tri-color dumplings and drinking dumpling milk proudly, staying up late to read light novels under a quilt, and looking chubby~]

[Alice: Hahaha, I didn't expect that the stinky-faced general would have such a life as a homegirl! ]

[Wendy: Hey, no wonder Baalzebub stayed in the Pure Land of One Heart for five hundred years without coming out. If it were me, I wouldn't come out either! (dog head. expression)]

[Zhongli: I understand! So this is the true "eternity" that Baalzebub pursues! (serious.jpg)]

[Nashida: I want to buy osmanthus flowers and carry wine together, and laugh at my old friend getting fat like a ball! (dog head. expression)]

[Funina: Ball lightning, right? (dog head. expression)]

[Yae Goddess: Shadow (×) Jing彡 (√) (smirk.jpg)]

[Barbara: Ahem, Miss Goddess's metaphor is too vivid...]

[Nielu: No wonder the puppet general didn't let Lord Lei Shen use this physical body! So that's how it is! (dog head. expression)]

[Liuyunjifeng Zhenjun: Ahem, Lord Lei Shen's scene reminds me of Ganyu's childhood. At that time, she was also so chubby and cute! 】

[Keqing: Yes, if they met when they were young, they must have a lot of topics to talk about, right? (Dog head. Expression)]

[Ganyu: ...]

[Ganyu: Why don’t we discuss Lord Lei Shen! ]

[Ying: ...]

Ying’s mood just improved.

After seeing the content in the group at this time, people were numb again.

However, if it were soThe topic is still going on.

[Alice: I didn’t understand why there were so many thunders in Inazuma before, but now I understand! ]

[Alice: It turns out that it was General Sour Face who was snoring! (evil smile.jpg)]

[Yingmei: Inazuma people: Ah, today is another day covered by thunder~ (dog head. expression)]

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[Paimon: The Son of God is still awesome! He solved the thunder for the people of Inazuma with one kick! (dog head. expression)]

[Tevarin: This guy is really awesome! He completely controlled Lord Thunder! ]

[Lord of the Rota: Yes, the poor General Thunder was played around by this fox! ]

[Navilet: It is suggested to change it to "Early Video of the Son of God Training General Thunder" (serious.jpg)]

[Funina: The domesticated life of the gods? Hahaha, then Villette, that's fine! ]

[Ying: ? ? ? ]

[Wendy: Hey, so why did we need any bargaining chips at that time? We could just let the travelers bring the tri-color dumplings, dumpling milk, and light novels to the Pure Land. ]

[Zhongli: From a universal rational point of view, that's true! (serious.jpg)]

[Coral Palace Xinhai: That's right! This is much better than the resistance! (dog head.jpg)]

[Yingmei: No! ]

[Yingmei: If Ying really looked like this in reality, I would surrender to the enemy on the spot! ]

[Yingmei: Ah ah ruarua Yingbao, Tuantuan is so cute~! 】

[Yingmei: Don't be stingy with me, build me into the statue~]

[Ying: ...]

When the others saw this scene, they couldn't stop laughing!

So mean~!

As expected of you, the executioner!

At this time, Kujo Sara couldn't stand it anymore and decided to argue for the general, no, to explain.

[Kujo Sara: In fact, the general's significance is to guard Inazuma! In the absence of a major disaster like the 500-year disaster, cough cough, it's normal to have a life like a stay-at-home girl! 】

[Kamisato Ayaka: cough cough, you're right! 】

[Yoya: That's right! That's true! 】

[Yae Kamiko: Hey, it doesn't matter~! Just be cute! I want to be like Yingbao, too, Tuantuan is so cute~! 】

[Shadow: ...]

[Shadow: Don't worry, it's your turn soon! (Smile.jpg)]