Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

Castle tower.

At this time, Yingmei and Paimeng were shocked.

I thought the black tri-color dumplings were already a masterpiece!

Never expected that there would be something even more ruthless!

Keep the original flavor of the large intestine...

Isn't this operation too outrageous?

Look at Xiangling's expression in the light curtain.

If Ying's strength was a little weaker, he would probably be beaten up!

For a moment, the two looked at Ying with strange eyes.

On the side, Shenzi looked at his friend with a speechless look.

This guy's cooking skills really refreshed her cognition again and again!

Looking at the other party's thoughtful look, she couldn't help but said.

"Ying, don't you have anything to say?"

Hearing Shenzi's words, Ying also came back to his senses at this time.

Said with a surprised look.

"What?"

"I think I did nothing wrong in the light screen!"

"Isn't it right to keep the original taste of the food?"

Son of God: "..."

Feng Mei: "..."

Paimon: "..."

The three of them were stunned at this moment.

What the hell?

Is there really such an outrageous person in the world?

Why does it feel like his thinking is not in the same world?

It seems that this person is not just a simple problem of not knowing how to cook!

In fact, he has a fundamental cognitive problem in cooking!

No hope~!

Son of God sighed with his hand on his forehead, feeling a little helpless.

Faced with this situation, she didn't even have the idea of ​​joking.

Because they couldn't talk to each other at all.

Your joking words may be seen as compliments to the other party...

Yingmei and Paimon,

After the two looked at each other, Yingmei finally said something strange.

"So you feel okay eating the large intestine yourself?"

"You know, there is something in the large intestine that is not cleaned clean..."

"Of course not..."

Ying nodded subconsciously.

However, she suddenly stopped talking when she was about to speak.

Because she suddenly reacted at this time.

What else can be in the large intestine that is not cleaned clean?

Isn't it just...

Thinking of this, Ying's eyes suddenly widened.

For some reason, she had an urge to vomit.

It was as if something was about to pour out.

Ying felt that she couldn't bear it anymore.

She moved directly.

The next second, he disappeared directly into the castle tower.

Yingmei and the other two were left staring at each other.

…

[Super Chat Group]

[Barbara: Is this… is this General Raiden’s cooking skill? It’s too… too…]

[Ganyu: Deliberately retaining a little of the original flavor of the large intestine… This is the first time I’ve heard of such a method in thousands of years…]

[Kamisato Ayaka: General,The method is really unique! (laughing and crying.jpg)]

[Nielu: More than unique, normal people can't think of this operation...]

[Alice: Hey, intestines destroyed red, Ming Shen forever~ (dog head.expression)]

[Yingmei: 6! Now I can't even look at the original slogan! (covering face.jpg)]

[Kujo Sara: Ahem, the general must have her reasons for doing this! ]

[Wendy: Hey, that's right! Just ask if you think of the ingredients themselves when you eat! (dog head.expression)]

[Zhongli: In terms of universal rationality, Barbatos is right! This impression is not ordinary deep! (serious.jpg)]

[Nashida: Hiss, I understand! We are on the first floor, but Senior Baalzebub is on the second floor! (dog head. expression)]

[Funina: Hehe, the price is a bit high~]

[Hutao: Xiangling: How can I be so worthy? Thunder God actually ate a piece of it himself just to let me eat it! (dog head. expression)]

[Yan Fei: Xiangling made a lot of money by making General Lei Dian pay such a price! (dog head. expression)]

[Yae Shenzi: Ying made a lot of money by making such a chef have to eat it! (evil smile.jpg)]

[Yingmei: Oh, let's toast to the two warriors~]

[Paimon: Cheers~]

[Ying: ...]

[Xiangling: ...]

Seeing that the two were silent, for a moment, the chat group was suddenly filled with a happy atmosphere.

At this time, Xiangling seemed to have thought of something and hurriedly said.

[Xiangling: @Yingmei, you lied to me! Obviously, General Raiden's cooking is so... so unique, and you still say it's good! ]

[Xiangling: I treated you to a meal, but you actually wanted to trick me into eating such large intestines at Inazuma! (depressed.jpg)]

[Barbara: Yes, yes, yes, that's what happened! Wait! I remember when we asked the traveler why she didn't post pictures, she said she had finished eating! ]

[Barbara: Now it seems that she didn't finish eating at all? It's obvious that the pictures are not good enough! ]

[Alice: Not only did you get into trouble, but you also wanted to drag others into the water! The executioner is not honest~! ]

[Alice: And you! @Yae Shenzi @Kujo Saro @Paimon, you are all accomplices! (eating melon. expression)]

Being named like this, Yingmei and others felt a little embarrassed.

At the same time, they felt helpless.

This light curtain is not ethical!

How can you reveal someone's true identity right after you have fooled them?

This is embarrassing~

[Shadow: Ahem, it's not their fault! It's mainly because I want to learn some cooking skills from Miss Xiangling. ]

[Shadow: I wonder if Chef Xiangling will have time to come to Inazuma later. ]

[Shadow: Just treat it as a food culture exchange between the two countries. ]

[Xiangling: No problem! As long as it's not the Nine-Turn Large Intestine, everything is fine! ]

Xiangling agreed immediately.

The gods had asked so much, how could she not give them face?

Besides, she was feeling very uncomfortable now.

It was a good opportunity to go out and relax.

By the way, go to Inazuma to see if there are any special ingredients.

If there are, maybe we can make a lot of new dishes.

Seeing Xiangling agreed, Ying was very happy.

[Ying: That's great! Linghua, you go and pick up Miss Xiangling later. ]

[Kamisato Linghua: Yes, General! ]

Seeing this, everyone's expressions became strange.

Never expected it to end like this!

Xiangling taught General Lei Dian to cook?

Will this really work?

Thinking of the confident operation of the Thunder God in the light curtain, many people were skeptical about it.

I’m afraid that he will come up with another magical operation similar to the Nine-Turn Large Intestine at the end.

Huh?

If that’s the case, wouldn’t it be more exciting?

Thinking of this, everyone suddenly began to look forward to it.

Well, it’s decided~

Pay more attention to the chat group later~

…

Villa.

“Ying Xiang Xiang Learns Cooking from Xiangling?”

Seeing the prominent barrage in the live broadcast room, Luo Chen looked strange.

This reminded him of a secondary creation video with Chinese quintessence in his mouth.

But this shouldn’t happen in reality…?

But inexplicably, he still had some small expectations in his heart~

But this is all for the future.

I still have to continue commenting at the moment.

Thinking of this, Luo Chen spoke directly.

"Through the last video, I think you have all seen Baalzebub's cooking skills!"

"Well, it's unique in the whole of Teyvat!"

Hearing this, the people in the chat group also laughed in their hearts.

Isn't it unique~

How can a normal person think of such an outrageous operation~

At this time, Luo Chen continued.

"Okay, then let's continue with the informal comments."

"The fourth and last item of informal comments - the daily life of the otaku girl!"

"I talked about the lazy life of Jiumengzi and the retired life of the slippery boy before."

"Now let's comment on the daily life of Baalzebub as an otaku girl!"

...

[Super Chat Group]

[Yingmei: The daily life of the otaku girl? Hehe, is this going to be a big move? (evil smile.jpg)]

[Paimon: I don’t know about Shadow for now, but the singer and Zhongli are really fucked! (dog head. expression)]

[Nashida: I remember that Senior Barbatos’s life of slacking off was to go to Inazuma and steal dogs, and even Tevarin was beaten by Paimon! (dog head. expression)]

[Tevarin: …]

[Wendy: Hey, how can it be as exciting as the old man! He ate without paying, danced with that Villette, and...Zhongli's! (dog head. expression)]

[Funina: That's right! That "Islam" is really hilarious every time I watch it, hahaha~]

[Zhongli: ...]

[That Violet: ...]

[Alice: Hehe, the street singers and street urchins are so exciting, so the otaku girls must be no different, right?]

[Yae Shenzi: I guess it's like this: the otaku girl is so angry that she can't read light novels and eat dango milk at the same time, so pitiful~]

[Shadow: ...]

You fox keep repeating the same sentence all day long...

Can't you change the sentence structure?

After silently complaining, she felt uneasy again.

"The life of a homegirl?"

"Do you mean my life in the Pure Land?"

"But I'm just meditating there, it shouldn't be too outrageous, right?"

But when she thought of Barbatos stealing a dog and Morax dancing, Ying's luck was immediately swept away.

With a nervous mood, she looked at the light screen again.

The same goes for the others!

But they are just watching for fun~

...

Villa.

Luo Chen seemed to feel the audience's impatience, so he didn't delay.

He said with a smile.

"As usual, let's watch the video."

"After watching it, everyone should be able to understand the daily life of a homegirl in Baalzebub~"

After saying that, he picked up the mouse and started to control it.

This is a video composed of two clips.

Soon, the video began to play on the light screen.

Clip 1: A Ying's ordinary daily life as a homegirl~

Background, castle tower.

A lovely scene appeared in the picture with a relaxing and cheerful background music.

The shadow was lying on its side hugging a pillow, one eye closed and the other blinking.

It looked very cute.

Especially this shadow, it was not a queen-like wife shadow, but a child-like dumpling.

At first glance, people wanted to hold it in their arms and give it a good rub.

…

Seeing this scene, many people's eyes lit up.

Hiss~

Is this the homegirl shadow?

Although it does not have the domineering power of "slashing into the statue", it is extremely cute~!

Many people's hearts melted!

…

In the light curtain, the picture continues.

The otaku Yingbao blinked her eyes and found that it was daybreak.

So she turned over and sat beside him to prepare to eat something.

A bowl of rice, a fried egg, and a portion of miso soup.

Then she started eating.

Although only her profile could be seen, the "smacking" chewing sound made people laugh.

Then, the scene changed.

The otaku Yingbao lay on her side on the bed, holding her head with one hand and flipping through a light novel with the other.

One of the short legs would occasionally rub the other short leg.

It looked very comfortable.

From the angle of the sunlight and the change in color, it was obvious that they had been watching for a whole day.

Then, the scene changed again.

At this time, the sky darkened.

The otaku Yingbao lay on her back on the bed and fell asleep.

She was lying on the bed with her body tilted, her left hand naturally flat, and her right hand lifted her clothes and touched her chest.

There was no sleeping posture at all.

But what was even more outrageous was that she was snoring loudly.

It was like someone was sawing trees loudly in the castle tower.

…

Seeing this, the people in the chat group couldn't hold it anymore.

Everyone was about to die of laughter.

However cute it was before, how silly it was here!

It turns out that gods snore when they sleep!

Not only did they fight, but they also fought loudly!

The person involved, Ying, turned even more pale.

However, the light curtain had not ended yet, so they continued to watch while laughing.

…

In the light curtain, the scene continued.

It seemed that the snoring had alarmed others.

At this time, a figure whose feet were only visible came over.

Then he kicked Yingbao, the otaku, over.

Leaving behind a loud snoring sound.

At this point, the first segment ended.

Then came the second segment: How could General Raiden be so cute~

Background, the castle tower.

At this time, the puppet general and Yae Godko were facing each other, as if they had something to discuss.

Faced with the puppet general's indifference, Yae Godko suddenly took out a bag of tri-color dumplings.

......... . .......

The puppet general still had no expression on his face.

But the otaku Yingbao in her heart was restless.

Her eyes were wide open, and her saliva was about to flow.

She was obviously seduced.

At this time, a burst of exciting music began to sound.

Then the scene changed, and the otaku Yingbao came out and took the food directly.

Then she took a string of three-color dumplings in each hand, and started to eat them directly from left to right.

With one bite, the three three-color dumplings on her left hand were gone.

With another bite, the three three-color dumplings on her right hand were gone.

Then she closed her eyes, raised her head and chest, and began to enjoy it happily.

On the side, the fox laughed secretly after seeing it.

Seeing that the other party had finished eating, she handed over another bottle of dumpling milk.

The otaku Yingbao didn't care about it, and directly picked it up and drank it "gulp gulp".

After the fox smiled secretly again, he handed over a few more light novels.

The otaku Yingbao took them again.

Then she covered herself with a blanket and began to read them seriously.

Seeing this, the fox was very satisfied.

She began to repeat the same thing.Come on!

Directly, the three-color dumplings, dumpling milk, and light novels!

The otaku Yingbao also accepted them all!

From then on, she began to eat three-color dumplings, drink dumpling milk, and stay up late to read light novels.

But she also enjoyed it.

Until...

The arrival of the traveler and Paimon!

Perhaps because she felt the embarrassment of the scene, the background music suddenly became weird.

At this time, the otaku Yingbao, because of eating too much, from a normal-looking queen,

became chubby~

A ball of lightning!

Yingmei looked at the beautiful and domineering picture of the Thunder General in her hand, and then looked at the chubby otaku Yingbao lying on the ground opposite,

She was numb~

Paimon on the side was also!

At this moment, the two finally realized what "the picture is for reference only, please refer to the real thing" means!

At this time, the background music changed again and returned to the previous exciting rhythm!

The otaku Yingbao seemed to have reacted.

Waving her hands vigorously on the ground, she began to accuse.

Telling the conspiracy of the fox!

Looking at this scene, the dumbfounded look on Yingmei's face disappeared.

A hint of disdain began to appear at the corner of her mouth.

So cute~

At this point, the video ends.

...

After watching it, the Teyvat audience in front of the light screen did not come back to their senses for a long time.

At this time, the expressions on their faces were extremely wonderful.

This one is different from the previous two gods.

Of the previous two,

The wind god's idle life is not doing serious work!

Although it's outrageous, I feel relieved when I think of the other person's personality.

And the retirement life of Rock God is raw and fucking!

Each of them is extremely abstract!

Completely subverted the serious and old-fashioned image of Rock God!

And the current Thunder God...

Compared with the previous two, he didn't do anything serious.

Stayed in the castle tower the whole time.

Either sleeping or eating tri-color dumplings.

Either drinking dumpling milk or reading light novels.

Just like the title of Guangmu's unserious review, the daily life of a otaku girl.

But the problem is that the contrast with the mighty and domineering image of General Thunder is too big!

At the same time, the image of the otaku girl Yingbao in the video is too cute!

Eating and chewing with a "smacking sound",

Snoring loudly,

Eating tri-colored dumplings with pride,

Reading light novels under a blanket,

And the chubby homegirl Yingbao at the end!

While making everyone laugh until their stomachs hurt, they also shouted that they couldn't stand the tri-colored dumplings.