Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

[Supernormal chat group].

[Wendy: Ahem, Baalzebub, your calculation is meaningless! Maybe you will have a special support fund from the gods after you retire~]

[Zhongli: In terms of universal rationality, this is the truth! (serious.jpg)]

[Shadow: OK! That doesn't count as external forces! It's all up to yourself! ]

[Shadow: I have no money and no job, and I have to find a way to buy fried tofu for the Son of God, so I am in debt! ]

[Shadow: You won't let me, who is in debt, pay the bill, right? (dog head. expression)]

[Zhongli: Ahem, I have already said my situation before, it is also a debt! ]

[Zhongli: So I shouldn't pay the bill! ]

[Alice: Okay! The situation is obvious! The otaku and the street urchin are in debt! Only the drunkard can make money! So from now on, Wendy will pay the bill! (dog head.expression)]

[Wendy: ? ? ? ]

What's going on?

Why did he pay the bill?

Although he can make some money, he spent it all on buying alcohol!

Where is Mora?

Okay!

You are both in debt, right?

[Wendy: Ahem, to be honest, I often drink without paying in Mondstadt, so I am also in debt. ]

[Wendy: In my opinion, we poor guys should stop fighting! Why not find a rich god to help! ]

[Wendy: Hey, how about the little grass god? (dog head.jpg)]

[Nashida: Eh? ]

The little grass god was dumbfounded.

Why did it involve her?

But it's not impossible to pay.

But the key is that she doesn't have any money either!

When Nashida didn't know what to do, I took action!

[Yingmei: ? ? ? ]

[Yingmei: Let's not talk about whether Nashida has money after being imprisoned for so many years! ]

[Yingmei: Let's talk about age! ]

[Yingmei: How dare you, a few thousand-year-old seniors, let the five-hundred-year-old juniors pay the bill? ? ]

[Paimon: That's right! You should take the initiative to pay for Nashida! You should even give her a red envelope! ]

[Zhongli: Ahem, what the traveler said is right! But this is all Barbatos's idea, it has nothing to do with us! ]

[Shadow: Morax is right! Even if I starve to death, I can't let the little grass god pay! 】

[Wendy: ...]

Didn't I find a way to pay our bills?

Okay~

I'm the bad guy!

You guys are the good guys~

Thinking of this, Wendy rolled his eyes.

But he didn't give up.

Since the little grass god can't do it, then the next one!

Thinking of the next one, his eyes suddenly lit up.

[Wendy: Ahem, the most popular star in Teyvat! The most righteous god of justice in Teyvat, I wonder if you are willing to donate generously and provide a little support for our gods' gathering? 】

Seeing this statement, Zhongli and Ying's God 730 moved.

This one seems to be good~

Although she is not very old, she is rich!

She is currently recognized as the richest god in the chat group!

If we bring her in, won't the bill problem be solved directly?

Thinking of this, they also agreed one by one.

[Zhongli: Ahem, big star, we are all your fans! I think big stars should not let fans pay the bill, right? ]

[Ying: Ahem, that's right! And as elders, we can also treat you to a meal, but you just have to pay the bill! ]

[Nasida: Uh, the three seniors are right! (dog head. expression)]

[Funina: Σ(△|||)︴]

Funina was confused.

What's going on?

Isn't she a melon eater?

Why is it her turn to pay the bill?

At this moment, she finally understood the feelings of the Fatui executive Tartaglia.

But Finina is different from Tartaglia and Narcida.

She is really rich!

Plus, these people are fans and speak so nicely, she suddenly felt a little proud~

Who can have four gods as fans?

Only Finina!

So,

[Finina: Isn't it just a dinner? It's a piece of cake! ]

[Finina: From now on, I will pay for all the parties! (拍雄.jpg)]

Seeing this, Wendy and others' eyes lit up.

It's done~!

[Wendy: Wow, thank you boss, you are generous! 】

[Zhongli: Thank you, boss, you are so generous! ]

[Ying: Thank you, boss, you are so generous! ]

[Nasida: Thank you, boss, you are so generous! ]

[Funina: Hahaha, it’s just a small matter, a small matter~]

“Hahaha, look at Violet!”

“Not only are they all my fans, they also call me boss~”

Funina said with a smile.

Violet: “…”

Other gods are thinking of not paying, so our gods are joining in…

With the spending power of these gods, Ms. Funina is afraid that she will bleed a lot later…

But seeing how happy Funina was, Violet didn’t say anything in the end.

Just sighed helplessly in her heart.

That’s all~!

It’s okay to be a sucker~!

As long as Ms. Funina is happy!

…

Thus, the drama of who will pay the bill at the gathering of gods finally ended!

But no one expected the final result!

It was not Wendy, Zhongli, and Ying, but the water god Funina who was eating melons!

This made everyone in the chat group who had been eating melons and watching the drama laugh and cry!

Awesome!

These three are really good at playing!

Although it was a little unexpected, the result was still very interesting~

Everyone was very satisfied!

Among them, Tartaglia was even more excited!

With this water god, he finally didn't have to be a wallet anymore!

God opened his eyes~

However, his idea was doomed to fail...

After all, who would want to lose a wallet?

...

Villa.

After seeing the prominent barrage in the live broadcast room, Luo Chen's expression became strange.

These three old-timers are great!

They belittled themselves in order not to pay the bill.

They even started looking for external help.

Nasida escaped.

Poor Fufu~

"Sure enough, gods still can't have money~"

"Otherwise, they will be targeted by other poor people!"

After sighing for a while, Luo Chen shook his head and didn't think about it anymore.

Then he continued to speak.

"I think everyone has seen the interesting scene of the gathering of the three gods!"

"But this is not the end!"

"There will be gatherings of the four gods and the five gods in the future!"

"Stay tuned~"

"Next, let's continue with the informal review!"

"The third informal review - cooking demonstration, nine-turn large intestine!"

...

Castle tower.

Although the previous matter of Lun Mora paying the bill was just a joke.

But Ying has a strong personality.

So when she saw that she successfully got others to pay the bill, she was very happy.

However, after hearing what Guangmu said at this time, the smile on her face froze.

What?

Cooking demonstration?

It's broken~!

Isn't this a public execution?

Compared to Ying's embarrassment, Yingmei, Paimon, and Xiehuli laughed.

Except for Kujo Sara, the three of them knew Ying's cooking skills best!

But they had all suffered in this regard!

Now they could see Ying suffer for this, and they were looking forward to it!

At this time, Yingmei suddenly thought of something and asked curiously.

"Hey, wait!"

"What is the nine-turn large intestine that the light screen mentioned?"

"Is it this on the table?"

As she said, she pointed to the black food in the corner of the table.

"No, that's a three-color dumpling!"

Ying shook her head.

Yingmei: Σ(△|||)︴

Paimon: Σ(△|||)︴

The two looked at Ying, then looked down at the food on the table,

Then they were dumbfounded.

Oh my god?

Are you sure this black thing is a three-color dumpling?

What about the color?

The fox found it a little funny to see the two people's shocked expressions.

But thinking of the other party's doubts, he couldn't help but look at Ying.

"Ying, according to the light screen, do you have the cooking skills of nine-turn large intestine?"

"This..."

"I don't remember making this dish?"

Ying frowned slightly, her eyes were a little confused.

At present, she can only make a three-color dumpling.

But inexplicably, she had a bad feeling in her heart.

After all, this is not a serious review!

Who knows what kind of tricks will appear!

Thinking of this, Ying looked at the light screen with a nervous look.

Yingmei, Paimon, and Xiehuli also looked over!

But their eyes were full of expectations~

...

[Super Chat Group]

[Barbara: Huh? It's General Leidian's cooking! ]

[Keqing: There was a discussion about General Leidian's cooking before, but I didn't expect to see it so soon! 】

[Xiangling: Hehe, it's good to see it in advance! ]

[Vendy: Hey, don't you realize something is wrong? (Dog head. Expression)]

[Ganyu: Eh? What's wrong? ]

[Zhongli: From a general rational point of view, if the cooking skills are good, then it should be put in a serious review, but now it is not a serious review! ]

[Hutao: It's nothing, right? The light screen is just talking about a dish! Just like Xiangling's "Qingxin Fried Slime Condensate"! ]

[Funina: Hahaha, Hutao, you really don't like this dish! You keep complaining! ]

[Hutao: You will know when you have a chance to try it next time. (Dog head. Expression)]

[Alice: Oh, why don't you just ask the relevant people directly! 】

[Alice: @影@八重神子@萤妹@帕蒙@九条沙羅, what do you think? 】

Seeing the news in the group, several people felt guilty.

Before, the other party didn't know, they could still fool them.

But now the light screen is about to be exposed!

How can this be done?

So one by one, they kept silent and pretended to be dead.

Seeing that these people didn't respond, the people in the chat group felt something was wrong.

What's going on?

Didn't they say that General Lei Dian's cooking skills are great?

Why don't they talk?

Did they fool them before?

In fact, General Lei Dian's cooking skills are not only bad, but also very poor? ?

Thinking of this, everyone's mood suddenly became subtle.

Immediately, they thought about continuing @

But when they saw the light curtain moving, they temporarily gave up this plan.

They turned to look at the light curtain.

I believe they will find the answers they want here!

...

Villa.

Luo Chen also knew the feelings of the people of Teyvat, so he did not keep them in suspense.

Directly controlled the mouse to start playing.

Soon, a new video appeared on the light curtain.

The background was the Hall of All Peoples.

At this time, a voice-over beganrang.

"Entering the pressure competition, different from the previous carelessness,"

"Today, Baalzebub showed unprecedented serious efforts!"

"Can she achieve the perfect unity of speed and quality?"

After the voice fell, Ying came to the judge Xiangling with a pot of nine-turn large intestine.

On the second floor, Wendy, Zhongli, Nashida, Yingmei and others were watching.

…

Seeing this, the people in the chat group also knew what was going on.

This video is a food competition!

The contestants are the God of Wind, the God of Rock, the God of Thunder, the God of Grass, and the Traveler!

The judge is the chef Xiangling!

Now it is the contestant General Lei Dian, who takes his work to the judge Xiangling to taste.

After sorting out the clues, they set their sights on the food in the hands of the God of Thunder.

After seeing it clearly, everyone was stunned.

What the hell?

If they remembered correctly, the food they were going to make should be the Nine-Turn Large Intestine, right?

But why is the food in this bowl purple?

There is even lightning flashing on it?

Are you sure this thing is edible?

As one of the parties involved, Xiangling also subconsciously swallowed her saliva at this time.

Not because of greed, but because of panic!

But she couldn't do anything now.

She could only mourn for herself in the light curtain.

…

In the light curtain.

Xiangling glanced at the dishes on the table, then looked up at Ying and said.

"Did you taste it yourself?"

"I tasted a piece."

Ying said honestly.

"How does it feel?"

Xiangling continued to ask with a smile.

"I removed most of the fishy smell of the intestines."

"But I kept some of it."

"I think it's because I kept some of the intestines that I know you're eating large intestines!"

Ying looked confident.

"Did you keep it on purpose?"

Xiangling asked again.

"Yes!"

"During the cleaning process, I kept some of it on purpose!"

Ying's tone was very sure.

"Was it intentional or accidental?"

Xiangling asked again.

"Yes, intentional!"

Ying raised his head and chest, his expression full of confidence in his food!

Xiangling saw this, and her expression froze.

After a long silence, she trembled and picked up a piece with chopsticks.

Then she put it in her mouth and tasted it.

The next second, Xiangling's eyes widened instantly.

As if he had eaten something horrible, his expression suddenly twisted.

He quickly picked up a piece of cloth and spit it out, then he looked at Ying with gritted teeth.

The video ended here.

……

After watching it, all the Teyvat audiences in front of the light screen were dumbfounded.

They thought that making the large intestine into purple and with lightning was scary enough!

Never expected that the key point was what was inside the large intestine!

Is it okay to keep part of the taste of the large intestine?

Is this a method that a normal brain circuit can think of?

What's inside is...

Thinking of certain scenes, people who have eaten large intestines and are eating large intestines suddenly felt nauseous.

Some even vomited directly.

It seems that they will not dare to touch large intestines again in the short term.

Just one dish has such a huge impact!

On the continent of Teyvat, who else can be the shadow?

...

Temple of the People.

Others are just spectators at most.

And Xiangling is the one who really experienced it to some extent!

The moment she saw herself eating in the light curtain, she ran to the yard and vomited.

It was so painful to vomit!

She vomited out everything she had eaten at noon.

But she still didn't stop.

At this time, Master Mao also rushed over.

When he saw his daughter's uncomfortable look, he hurriedly said with concern.

"Xiangling, are you okay?"

Xiangling didn't say anything, just waved her hand.

After a while, she had almost finished vomiting.

Then she sat down on the ground next to her.

She didn't care about her pale face and shook her head at her father.

"Dad, the large intestine in the store behind will be handed over to you for the time being."

"I... I won't touch it..."

Master Mao could understand this.

The large intestine that was not completely washed...

Although he didn't really eat it, it was almost the same as eating it.

If it were him, he would probably vomit for a while.

Then I will never touch it again in the short term!

My daughter is really miserable~

Thinking of this, he nodded.

"Just take a good rest."

"As for the large intestine, we won't make it again for a while."

Master Mao estimated that many people now have a shadow on the large intestine.

So just take this dish off the shelf for the time being.

"Huh~"

"Thank you, Dad!"

After hearing this, Xiangling was relieved.

It would be best if she could completely avoid touching the large intestine.

However, when she thought of the scene of herself eating on the screen, her stomach suddenly surged again.

Then she quickly got up and vomited again.

Master Mao and Guoba looked helpless when they saw this.

Ah, what a mess this is...

It's an unexpected disaster~

I can only say that the cooking skills of Mr. Thunder God are too terrible.