Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

About the improper comments on the gods "without Mora"...

Needless to say about Barbatos and Morax.

As for Baalzebub, the previous [Legendary Quest] has also reflected some of them.

So everyone has a certain understanding of this.

However, the three gods without Mora gathered together...

This is a completely unexpected path~

Thinking of that scene, many people's eyes lit up.

So they looked at the light curtain expectantly.

…

Under Luo Chen's control, the light curtain soon began to move.

The background is in an open space.

At this time, there are three strange groundhogs in the open space.

Among them, two groundhogs are fighting.

A groundhog is next to them to persuade them to fight.

The reason why it is called strange is that the two groundhogs fighting have the avatars of Wendy and Zhongli.

The groundhog avatar next to them was Ying.

…

Seeing this, Wendy, Zhongli, and Ying's faces turned black.

What the hell?

Can they still have a party like this?

The others in the chat group were all laughing.

Is the groundhog version of God okay?

For a moment, they were even more excited about the content that followed.

…

In the light curtain.

At this time, the groundhog (Wendy) started to push and shove with the groundhog (Zhongli) and quarrel.

"What do you mean?"

"Will Morax have no Mora?"

The groundhog (Wendy) said with a dissatisfied look on his face.

"It's not a question of whether there is Mora!"

The groundhog (Zhongli) fought back and explained seriously.

Seeing this, the groundhog (Shadow) looked helpless.

He could only keep trying to stop the fight.

"Stop arguing, stop arguing, talk nicely!"

At this time, the groundhog (Zhongli) spoke again.

"It has nothing to do with Mora, it was agreed that you would treat us!"

"I said I would treat you, but I didn't say I would pay~"

The groundhog (Wendy) looked surprised.

This tone directly made the groundhog (Zhongli) angry.

"How can you treat someone without paying?"

So the fight between the two groundhogs became more intense.

The groundhog (Shadow) became anxious after seeing this.

"Stop fighting, stop fighting."

"Calm down, calm down!"

But it didn't work.

Instead, the noise of the fight became louder and louder!

"Liyue is a vast land with abundant resources. Lord Yan can't even afford the food, right?"

"Mondstadt's Free City, their gods are just cheating people out of food and drink?"

"No, just ask the young master to pay, don't fight!"

…

Prison.

Tartaria is watching happily.

Although he is in hell, it still doesn't stop him from having fun.

Seeing the funny way these three people fought, he couldn't help laughing.

But after hearing the last sentence, the smile on his face froze.

"Really?"

"You can even mention me in this?"

"Is my reputation as a 'wallet' really irreversible??"

Thinking that the Seven Gods might ask him for money in the future, Tartaglia couldn't hold it in~

…

In the light curtain.

At this time, a groundhog with Xiangling's head passed by the three people.

"Everyone, make way, I'm going to the kitchen!"

After a while, she ran to the side to study her recipes.

"Fire Slime, is it better with pepper and salt or garlic?"

For the "God of Food", the three still have some respect.

So they all stopped.

After waiting for it to pass, the three groundhogs continued their previous funny fight and quarrel.

"My money is all earned by hard work, who is here to cheat?"

"Not only did you cheat, you also tricked others into stealing things!"

"It was broken, who doesn't know what happened?"

"That's enough! Hey! Morax...Barbatos, stop fighting!"

"It's better than you! Is that what you call retirement?"

"You held your own funeral, are you crazy?"

Seeing that his persuasion was ineffective, the groundhog (Shadow) could only sigh helplessly.

"The scenery of the floating world remains the same for thousands of years, and wear and tear is a terrible thing!"

But the other two continued their funny and cute fights!

"What's wrong with a little ceremony for retirement, barbarian!"

"It's better than having your heart of God taken out by someone!"

Seeing this, the Tibetan Rat (Shadow) sighed and continued to join in.

"You can't kill anyone like this, so don't fight on the street!"

"Old antique, pretending!"

"Little liar, don't know what's good for you!"

"Why don't you fight in the dance studio? Fighting on the street is embarrassing!"

"Prodigal Dragon, are you cursing again?"

"Slacker, can you be a little nicer?"

"Rotten God!"

"You're the rotten one!"

Seeing that he refused to listen to advice again and again, the Groundhog (Shadow) finally got angry.

"Stop talking!"

"Everyone is rotten! "

Hearing this, Groundhog (Wendy) and Groundhog (Zhongli) finally stopped.

Then they all looked at Groundhog (Shadow).

"What did you just say?"

Groundhog (Wendy) said unkindly.

Groundhog (Shadow) was stunned when he saw this.

Then he said subconsciously.

"Well... well, everyone... is poor?"

Seemingly being hurt by this, Groundhog (Wendy) began to gesture to Groundhog (Shadow).

"Who are you calling poor?"What? Fat otaku? " On the side, Groundhog (Zhongli) saw this and hurried over to "separate them". "Hey, Wendy, don't tell the truth!" Groundhog (Ying) had already been annoyed enough. After seeing such a provocation, he could not bear it anymore. "I will build you into the statue! ”

Then, a flash of lightning flashed.

The groundhog (Wendy) and the groundhog (Zhongli) were directly built into the statue of the Thousand-Handed and Hundred-Eyed God!

The video ends here.

…

After watching it, except for some cooks, such as Barbara, Xiao, and Kujo Sara,

The expressions of everyone in the chat group became exciting.

My goodness, this is too funny, right?

Another funny fight in the form of groundhogs!

Another Just like the quarrels and revelations of ordinary people!

Plus the identities of each god!

This video is amazing~

It is worthy of being called the light screen!

Everyone said that they were very satisfied with this melon~

The heavy mood caused by the sadness of Inazuma was swept away in an instant~!

However, the mood of the main characters in the video became a little subtle~

…

Wangsheng Hall.

"Hahaha, the dignified wind god and rock god actually started fighting because there was no Mora!"

"Hahaha, this hall master is laughing to death~! ”

“Now all of Teyvat knows about this~”

Walnut sat on a chair, holding her belly and laughing.

There are strange things every year, but this year there are more~

She felt that she would be laughed to death by the light curtain sooner or later.

On the side, Tevarin and King Rota were also laughing and crying after hearing this.

After a while, Tevarin put away his smile and sighed.

“Barbatos is such a person who doesn’t do his job.”

“Rota, I’m sorry to embarrass you!”

“Oh, what are you talking about?”

King Rota waved his hand casually, and looked helpless.

“I didn’t expect that Morax would become such a person after not seeing him for thousands of years!”

“Alas, it’s a shame for our family to have such a god! ”

“Isn’t it?”

Tevarin agreed.

“Forget it, ignore those two marmots, let’s drink together!”

“Makes sense, come on!”

“…”

Noticing this, Wendy and Zhongli twitched their lips.

Honestly, what does this have to do with them?

They are clearly the victims!

“First it was me, then you, this time it’s our turn with Baalzebub!”

“It’s bad, old man, I feel like this improper review won’t work.”

“When I review other gods later, I guess they will be whipped again~”

Wendy looked helpless.

After hearing this, Zhongli also sighed.

"Yes!"

"But Barbatos, you've got the upper hand!"

"If you didn't have any Mora, how could Baalzebub and I be persecuted like this~"

Hearing this, Wendy raised her eyebrows.

"Hey, hey, old man, that's not what you said!"

"What's wrong with me, a bard, having no money?"

"Isn't this normal?"

"But you, old man, Morax has no Mora, which is the most outrageous, isn't it?"

"You cheated me for food and drinks!"

"You ate without paying!"

"Your Heart of God was taken away!"

"You gave your Heart of God away!"

"Haha, what does that have to do with me, Zhongli?"

"Then Barbatos has nothing to do with me!"

"You..."

"..."

For a while, the two old men began to "fight" with each other.

Hu Tao, Tevalin, and the Dragon King Ruota widened their eyes when they saw this.

Okay~

The indecent comments are really from reality~

…

Castle tower.

"Fat otaku~"

After watching the video on the screen, Yingmei and Paimon looked strange.

Wendy and Zhongli, these two guys are really good at causing trouble!

They actually said such things to women...

It's really not unfair to be built into the statue~

At this time, the fox couldn't help but laugh.

"Hey, my old friend, no one listened to my good-natured persuasion, and I was ridiculed as a fat otaku~"

"In the end, I could only get angry~"

"Woo woo woo, so pitiful~"

After a wave of "sarcasm", the pink fox seemed to feel satisfied, so he added another sentence with a bright smile.

"Oh, not like me~"

"Just an ordinary lady of Yae Palace with both beauty and wisdom~"

After hearing this, Ying's face darkened.

"Beauty and wisdom?"

"When you were a child, you could only act cute!"

"It's okay, at least you're not a fat otaku~"

The scumbag fox said with a smile.

"You were teased by Alice and cried and made a fuss!"

"It's okay, at least you're not a fat otaku~"

"You... you're just a silly fox who is easily tempted by fried tofu!"

"It's okay, silly foxes are better than fat otaku~"

"..."

Hearing these consecutive answers, Ying's defense was broken directly.

You, a fox, only know the word "fat otaku", right?

Damn it!

If Yingmei and Paimon weren't there, she would have taught the fox a lesson anyway!

And the smile on the fox's face became even brighter.

Hey~

It's really fun to tease Aying~

……

[Super Chat Group]

[Alice: Be goodMy goodness, is this the scene of the gathering of the three gods? Haha, I am dying of laughter~]

[Yingmei: Hahaha, we were supposed to get together to bond, but we didn’t expect to fight because we had no money to pay the bill! ]

[Paimon: In groundhog form! (Funny. Expression)]

[Nasida: The defeated demon god: “I lost to these things back then”? (Dog head. Expression)]

[Funina: You are a failure in learning, I will not pay for dinner in the future! Don’t ask! If you ask, it’s the Mondstadt Wind God Cult! (Dog head. Expression)]

[Barbara: Ahem, Lord Barbatos must have his reasons for doing this! ]

[Wendy: Hey, there is no law that stipulates that you must pay for dinner, right? (Dog head. Expression)]

[Zhongli: Humph, if you don’t have money, just say so! If you are like this in the future, you don’t have to call me for dinner! (dog head. expression)]

[Shadow: Hey, hey, hey, I remember you did this too, Morax? You wanted to treat the traveler to a meal when Morax was not in the light screen! ]

[Yingmei: That's right! I can testify! You just want me to pay! ]

[Zhongli: ...]

[Xiao: Ahem, the emperor must have his reasons for doing this! ]

[Zhongli: Ahem, in fact, if Baalzebub paid directly, it would be fine! (serious.jpg)]

[Vendy: Hey, the old man is right! I agree! (dog head. expression)]

[Baalzebub: ? ? ? ]

[Baalzebub: Xiangling is here, the location should be in Liyue! In addition, Barbatos invited us, but you let me, a guest, pay? 】

[Yae Shinko: To translate, it means ".¨ I don't have money either, you can't help me"~]

[Shadow: ...]

[Kujo Sara: Ahem, the general must have her foresight in doing this! ]

Looking at the scene of the three gods "fighting each other" in the chat group, everyone was so happy.

Although not as good as the groundhog version of the light screen, this is reality!

It's so interesting~

It's okay that the three gods can't even get a Mora~

Seeing that the group couldn't come to a conclusion, at this time,

[Alice: Stop arguing, I say, it has nothing to do with you! All this is Tartaglia's fault! ]

[Alice: If he hadn't been imprisoned, how could you have no money to pay the bill? (dog head. expression)]

[Wendy: Ahem, that makes sense, Ms. Alice is right! (dog head. expression)]

[Zhongli: In terms of universal rationality, that is indeed the case! (serious.jpg)]

[Shadow: I understand! Let Tartaglia out next time we eat. Lock him up again after paying the bill.]

[Tartaria: ? ? ?]

Tartaria was confused again.

No way?

Again?

When he was arrested yesterday, it was outrageous enough that the Water God sentenced him to death because he had no money to pay the bill at Wanmin Hall!

Now he is in jail.

They still won't let him go even though he is here? ?

They even let him out when he has to pay the bill, and then put him back in after he has paid the bill? ? ?

Oh my god, please be a human being~!

"Oh my god, oh my earth~"

"I clearly didn't do anything,"

"Why am I being persecuted all the time..."

Tadalia wanted to cry but had no tears.

If God could give him another chance, he would never come to Liyue!

Whoever wants to come can come!

…

Although Alice used Tartaglia to resolve the "dispute" over who should pay the bill this time.

But the matter was not completely over.

At this time, Yingmei's eyes rolled around, as if she had thought of something interesting.

So she spoke up immediately.

[Yingmei: Ahem, although the "culprit" has been found this time, such a problem may occur again in the future. So there must be a necessary solution! ]

[Yingmei: In my opinion, let's see who is the richest among you! Whoever has money should pay the bill! (dog head. expression)]

[Paimon: That's right! Although we are all poor, there must be a difference between high and low! ]

[Alice: So who is the richest and who is the poorest among the three of you? (smirk.jpg)]

[Wendy: Ahem, Traveler, you know me! I'm just a poor bard! Not even a Mora! ]

[Wendy: One of them has a "wallet" and the other has a castle tower to pay, so they must be richer than me! (dog head. expression)]

[Zhongli: No, no, no, the money in the "wallet" is not mine, it is borrowed to some extent! I can pay it back in other ways later! And I don’t understand the concept of money, I often spend lavishly. So I’m already in debt! 】

[Zhongli: Barbatos has a job, as long as he drinks less, he can save some money! Needless to say, Baalzebub! He is rich enough to rival a country, and he has no shortage of money! (Serious expression)]

[Shadow: ? ? ? ]

Shadow was just dumbfounded.

How dare these two guys say that?

In that case, don’t blame her for being rude!

[Shadow: I am rich enough to rival a country? Impossible, that money belongs to Inazuma, it has nothing to do with me! I don’t even have a Mora! ]

[Shadow: Barbatos and Morax! Judging from the information in the previous group chat, Mondstadt and Liyue now have special support funds for gods, so they are definitely richer than me! 】

[Wendy: Ah this...]

[Zhongli: ...].