Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

Villa.

"I want to buy osmanthus flowers and carry wine, but it's a pity that my old friend has become fat as a ball!"

"Ying (×) Jing彡 (√)"

"The domesticated life of the gods!".

"..."

Looking at the prominent barrage in the live broadcast room, Luo Chen laughed even harder.

These people really know how to play~

Poor Yingbao~

Too miserable!

In order not to let Yingbao be alone, Luo Chen decided to send the fox in with him.

So he spoke directly.

"Okay, that's all about the improper comments on Baalzebub."

"Next, it's the improper comments of the Thunder God's follower Yae Shinko!"

...

Castle tower.

Hearing this, Ying couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Her torture was finally over.

But thinking of the next scene, she suddenly became excited.

"Son of God, it's your turn this time~"

"Hehe~"

Hearing this, the smile on the fox's face froze.

It's bad~

She was too happy before.

How could she forget about this?

Thinking of Ying's previous outrageous operation, she suddenly felt a little uneasy.

Could it be that some improper comments from her, Miss Fox...

Noticing the somewhat uneasy look of the Son of God, Ying was immediately satisfied.

Then she looked at the light screen with expectation.

She wanted to see what improper comments her friend had!

On the side, Yingmei and Paimeng, two bystanders, were the same.

But it had nothing to do with them!

Just watch the whole thing and enjoy the show~

And you can enjoy the show live~

It's so exciting! ~

At the same time, the other people in the chat group also looked over.

……

Villa.

Luo Chen smiled and said at this time.

"The first item of the improper review is - shitty!"

"This aspect has been mentioned in previous reviews!"

"Among them, she and Ying are called the two most shitty people in Teyvat."

"Shitty Ying and shitty Fox!"

"But the 'shitty' of these two people is a little different."

"Ying's 'shitty' is the kind that tends to make fun of herself."

"For example, the classic [I am Kamisato Ayaka's dog]!"

"But Yae Shinko's 'shitty' is the kind that tends to play tricks on people."

"For example, the video played earlier!"

"I think you should be able to understand a little bit through this."

Hearing this, everyone in the chat group nodded secretly in their hearts.

Isn't it~

General Raiden is staying well in the Pure Land of One Heart.

She was seduced by this fox with tri-colored dumplings, dumpling milk, and light novels.

Then she was tamed into a chubby homegirl~

CaughtIt was so miserable~

At this time, Luo Chen continued.

"But just this point, you may not have a thorough understanding of this scumbag fox."

"Next, I will give a few more examples!"

"Example 1: Withholding the royalties of Traveler and Paimon in disguise~"

"In the original future, Ying and Paimon wrote a novel "Traveler's Bizarre Adventure" in Yae Hall to help Yae Shenzi."

"The novel performed very well and received a lot of royalties!"

"And later, because of one thing, Shenzi lured Traveler and Paimon to treat her to a meal. meal."

"The two naturally agreed."

"But the scumbag fox actually picked the most expensive ones!"

"For example, the fish near Qinglai Island, and the fine wine that she usually doesn't even want to drink."

"When asked, 'Are you afraid of not being able to pay the bill?', she smiled and said that there was still a lot of royalties~"

"Now, Yingmei and Paimon understood instantly!"

"It turns out that the fox's original goal was their royalties!"

...

Inazuma, Castle Tower.

"What?"

"Use the royalties to treat guests?"

"And the most expensive ones?"

Hearing the words of the light screen, Yingmei was dumbfounded.

She thought she was just a melon eater.

Never expected that the melon eater would actually eat herself!

Thinking that the money she had worked so hard to write for her novel was deducted, Yingmei felt very distressed.

So she looked at Shenzi unhappily.

"Shenzi, my master and Paimeng invited you to dinner with good intentions, and this is how you treat us?"

"That's right!"

"It's the same as that guy Zhongli!"

Paimeng put his hands on his hips, also looking dissatisfied.

After all, that was all the money they worked hard to earn!

Seeing this, Xiehuli didn't look panicked at all.

Just smiled cunningly and waved his hand.

"Hey, you misunderstood me~"

"On this continent of Teyvat, there are very few people who can be treated to a meal by a famous traveler."

"It's either the God of Wind or the God of Rock!"

"It's rare to have a small person like me~"

"If you order too low, wouldn't it lower the level of the two of you?"

"Besides, we are all friends, it's not normal to treat me to an expensive meal~"

Yingmei: "..."

Paimon: "..."

Knowing that this is a sophistry, the two don't know how to refute it.

As for friends...

With such a guy who orders expensive dishes, they are afraid that they will go bankrupt sooner or later.

"Forget it, let's not worry about the future."

"But you can't deduct the agreed royalties in disguise!"

Yingmei said helplessly.

"Don't worry~"

"You saved meThe hero of our Inazuma~"

"How could I possibly deduct your royalties~!"

The scumbag fox said with a smile.

After hearing this, Yingmei and Paimon looked at each other and were skeptical.

In the past, they really saved Inazuma!

Under such circumstances, this fox dared to deduct!

Not to mention now!

The two decided to keep a close eye on the back!

So as to avoid being fooled by this fox again!

……

[Super Chat group]

[Tartaria: Hahaha, I'm not the only one who acts as a wallet, Traveler has done it too! ]

[Yingmei: Phew, luckily my wallet is not in prison! (dog head. expression)]

[Tartaria: ...]

[Alice: By the way, do you feel that this wave of operations is familiar? (dog head. expression)]

[Nasida: Familiar? Huh? It seems that Senior Barbatos and Morax Seniors were like this before! 】

[Funina: Be more confident! Remove the word "seemingly"! 】

[Paimon: That's right! These two guys, one wants to treat but doesn't pay, and the other wants to treat without bringing any money, both have their own plans! 】

[Yae Shenzi: Woo woo woo, they are the ones who led me, a little fox, astray! 】

[Walnut: Oh, it's unfortunate for my family! Warning to all the children and adults in front of the light curtain, don't learn These two old men are doing this~]

[Shadow: One more thing! Never invite these two to dinner easily! ]

[Tevarin: Oh, shame on you, don't say I know Barbatos! ]

[Lotus Dragon King: Same for me! ]

[Wendy: Hey~]

[Zhongli: ...]

...

Villa.

Luo Chen smiled and continued.

"Let's continue!"

"Example 2: Competition with Ara Taki Ichito!"

"One day, Ara Taki Ichito went to a snack stand after getting his paycheck and prepared to eat something delicious."

"But he never thought that the position he had set his sights on was taken by the Son of God!"

"So the two of them started a verbal dispute!"

"Then it evolved into a competition! ”

“One person from each side chooses the competition format, and one person decides the specific content.”

“Finally, Aratake Ichito chose the ‘Big Eater’ competition!”

“And Kamiko chose Fox Ramen!”

“Now here comes the problem!”

“You know, Fox Ramen has fried tofu!”

“But Aratake Ichito is allergic to beans!”

“As for the final result, Aratake Ichito won!”

“But he didn’t win!”

“Because he stayed in bed for more than a month!”

…

[Super Chat Group]

[Barbara: By the way, Ms. Kamiko should know that the other party is allergic to beans, right?]

[Ganyu: Be more confident, remove the "should"! ]

[Yingmei: Okay, this is very Shenzi! (dog head. expression)]

[Arataki Ichito: So what if I'm allergic? So what if I lie down for a month? I beat that fox woman! (proud.jpg)]

[Kyuki Shinobu: Boss, didn't you see? The purpose of the palace minister is not to win or lose, she just wants you to lie in bed... (covering face.jpg)]

[Arataki Ichito: What? ? ? ]

[Yae Shenzi: Hey, Shinobu, you're joking, how could I do that~]

[Sanbing: Hehe~]

[Kujo Sara: Although the palace minister's methods are a bit inappropriate, the results are good! At least Inazuma Castle has been quiet for a month! ]

[Arataki Ichito: Hey, hey, hey, what do you mean, Kujo Tengu? Are you saying that I am noisy? If you have the guts, try sumo wrestling with me at the street corner? 】

[Kujo Sara: Boring! ]

[Kyuki Shinobu: Ahem, the boss is a bit persistent, please don't mind it, just keep watching the screen and listen to the indecent comments of the chief priest! ]

[……]

……

Villa.

Luo Chen continued to speak at this time.

"Example 3: Ms. Hina!"

"People in other countries may not be familiar with this person, but most people in Inazuma know her!"

"This person's reputation in Inazuma is similar to Barbara's in Mondstadt and Yunjin's in Liyue!"

"As for the relationship between Yae Shenzi and this person..."

"Here's the thing!"

"In the "Monthly Leisure Magazine" published by Yaedo, there is a Q&A column."

"Readers often send letters to ask about various troubles."

"And the one who helps solve these troubles is none other than Goro, the general of the Umi Island Resistance Army!"

"Because of his understanding and willingness to help, he is unanimously praised by all readers."

"Later, Xie Huli saw this and secretly changed the sender Goro to [Hina]."

"Although the Yaedo editor concealed the name and gender of this person, and other information."

"But because of the other party's gentle reply, all readers think that Hina is a gentle and kind big sister."

"This is the origin of [Miss Hina]!"

"After that, just like Barbara, she gradually had a fan club."

"There was even a flyer like this."

"[The strongest and most intimate sister in Teyvat

Gentle and beautiful, answering all questions

Solving your troubles wholeheartedly]"

"Since then, [Miss Hina] has gradually become popular in Inazuma and has been greatly sought after!"

"Among them, Ara Taki Ichito is also one of them!"

"Even on one occasion, even if the budget for holding a festival is very tight, enough publicity expenses must be left for [Miss Hina]. "

"It can be seen how much he loves [Miss Hina]!"

"If it were just like this,That was all, but later, Shen Zi started to have evil ideas again. ”

“One day in the original future, she directly revealed Ms. Hina’s official image!”

“But it’s not Goro, but Goro in women’s clothing!”

“Well, that’s it! ”

As he said this, Luo Chen put two photos in the live broadcast room.

One is Goro, and the other is a female version of Goro!

…

Hearing this, everyone took a deep breath.

If the first two are still within the normal range, then this one is completely beyond the standard!

A man was directly turned into a female [Miss Hina]!

It even got the approval of the Inazuma people!

Good guy!

This operation is awesome!

It would be fine if the Inazuma people didn't know the truth.

They would still think that Miss Hina is exactly the same as the kind-hearted big sister in their ideal!

But once they know

Many people inexplicably looked forward to the reactions of those Inazuma people.

At this time, all the Inazuma people were stunned.

Just as the light curtain said, Ms. Hina has a great reputation in Inazuma.

They have all heard of it more or less.

Even under the influence of the fan club, everyone who knows Ms. Hina thinks that Ms. Hina is a kind big sister.

But now you tell me that she is not a big sister, but a man? ?

This...this joke is too big, right?

[Ordinary chat group]

[Xinbo: Isn’t Ms. Hina a kind big sister? How could she be a man? (Shocked.jpg)]

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[Hiroshi: Impossible, absolutely impossible! How could a man have such a gentle reply? (confused.jpg)]

[Yuka: Ah, I must not have slept well, so I had fantasies, it must be like this! ]

[Nishiguchi: Woohoo, my Miss Hina, my dream is shattered! ]

[……]

Seeing the reactions of the Inazuma people in the group, people from other countries laughed one by one.

[Lawrence: Hahaha, you guys started imagining that she was a big sister at 030 without seeing the real person! It turned out to be a big mistake! ]

[Tetsuzui: That Yae Miyaji is really a wonderful person! (laughing and crying.jpg)]

[Dina Zedai: Oh, now those readers are probably going to have their fantasies shattered. ]

[Albert: Humph! If they are shattered like this, then it means that their will is not good enough! ]

[Albert: What's wrong with men? Can't men be Miss Hina? I'm so angry, when will men stand up? ]

[Albert: Superficial! ]

[Erin: 6! ]

[Master Mao: 6! ]

[Zheping: 6! ]

[Liben: 6! ]

[……]

Seeing Albert's remarks, the people in the chat group took a breath.

I thought this was just an ultimate madman of Miss BarbaraHot fans, stalkers!

I didn’t expect there would be such views!

This is to make the Inazuma people welcome the men!

A capital 6!

And the Inazuma people were even more speechless.

…

Inazuma, the Aratake faction.

“What?”

“Miss Hina is… Goro? A man?”

When Aratake Ichito heard this, his eyes widened.

Isn’t this a joke too big?

This huge contrast made him completely unable to accept it for a while.

He just stood there for a while.

Thinking that he had to save money to promote Miss Hina in the most difficult time,

Aratake Ichito collapsed.

He knelt on the ground and cried.

"Ah, my money~!"

"Wuwuwu, my Miss Hina, Miss Hina..."

"Damn fox woman, it's all your fault!"

"Wuwuwu..."

On the side, looking at his boss crying, Jiuqi Shinobu couldn't help but sigh.

Trouble~

This time, I'm afraid it will be a bigger blow than the last time I ate fox ramen!

After all, one is physical and the other is psychological!

Physical illness is easy to cure, but mental illness is hard to cure~

It's impossible to invite Miss Hina over, right?

Let's not talk about whether we can invite her. Even if we really invite her,

It may be a cure or a death~

Let's let the boss handle it himself!

...

Inazuma, Coral Palace

"What...what?"

"I...I am Miss Hina?"

After hearing the words in the light curtain, Goro was dumbfounded.

He had heard of this name.

But he never expected it to be him!

Thinking that it was the scumbag fox who did it, he became angry.

"Damn it, damn it!"

"That woman is so hateful!"

On the side, Coral Palace Xinhai couldn't help laughing at this time.

Turning Goro into Miss Hina who is loved by everyone.

The ideas and methods of the Yae Palace Master are really amazing!

Thinking of this, she glanced at the picture in the light curtain again.

Looking at it, the ornamental fish laughed out loud.

"Hehe, Goro, you look pretty good in women's clothes~!"

"No wonder Ms. Hina is so popular!"

"By the way, how about you wear something like this in the future?"

Goro: "???".