Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

Kamisato House.

"I just turned 18~ Oh no, I just turned 500~"

"Eh——"

After hearing this, Paimon felt goosebumps all over his body.

It's okay for a guy who is thousands or tens of thousands of years old to pretend to be young,

How dare you do this?

So disgusting~

When Yingmei saw this, her eyes narrowed.

Then she grabbed the little guy in her arms and rubbed him hard.

"Oh?"

"Are you talking about my age?"

"I'll give you a chance to reorganize your words!"

Seeing the dangerous look in Yingmei's eyes and thinking about his future meals, little Paimon quickly flattered her.

"No way~"

"I mean, although you are only 500 years old, you will always be as young and beautiful as an 18-year-old girl~"

"Ying is the cutest, Ying is the best~"

"Ying is the best in the world!"

"Ying is the best in Teyvat!"

"..."

At this moment, Paimon used all the words he could think of!

It can be said that he racked his brains!

But the effect is obviously very good!

After hearing this, Yingmei looked satisfied.

"Well, not bad!"

"Since you told the truth, the ban on using [Gourmet Tablecloth] for three days is lifted!"

Hearing this, Paimon's eyes lit up.

And this unexpected surprise?

In excitement, he flattered her again.

On the other side, Linghua, Lingren, and Thomas were also somewhat amused after seeing this scene.

What a funny couple~

…

Light screen.

Seeing that Zhongli was still dawdling, Yingmei was somewhat speechless.

"I'm almost fainting from hunger, and Lao Deng is still pretending to be serious."

At this time, the boss of Xinyuexuan came over.

"You two stinky beggars, get out of here!"

"Sorry, we'll leave right away!"

Yingmei said hurriedly.

But Zhongli was not happy.

"Is this how you treat your guests?"

Yingmei had no choice but to hold the boss back and let Lao Deng pack up quickly.

After packing, the two of them went all the way to the wild.

"My dear granddaughter, Grandpa has osteoporosis recently and needs more calcium."

"Just so you need to eat more vegetables."

"So..."

As he spoke, Zhongli took out a plate of green vegetables from the large pile of vegetables he packed and gave it to Yingmei.

He kept the rest for himself.

Then he started to eat like crazy.

Yingmei: "..."

But soon, something unexpected happened.

Zhongli suddenly ran towards the nearby jungle.

"Old Deng, what's wrong with you?"

Yingmei asked hurriedly when she saw this.

"I have a stomachache. I'm going to the toilet first."

Leaving this sentence, he ran into the jungle without looking back.

Until his figure disappeared.

But then a foul smell came.

Fengmei 727 quickly retreated.

"It stinks, what's wrong with Lao Deng?"

...

Seeing this, many people in the chat group looked weird.

[Alice: Ah this... The Rock God of the Seven Rulings of the Earthly World is actually urinating and defecating on the side of the road? (smirk.jpg)]

[Wendy: Ahem, old man, this is a bit too much, at least build a wall! (dog head. expression)]

[Shadow: Ugh~ Morax you..., now I have even less appetite...]

[Nasida: Come to Xumi next time, you can go to the toilet here~]

[Funina: It's so annoying~]

[Lotus Dragon King: Don't tell others that you know me in the future, I can't afford to lose face! ]

[Walnut: Hey, guest, you have to be careful next time! ]

[Yingmei: Hehe, I let you eat the food alone, now you are suffering, right? (evil smile.jpg)]

[Paimon: The emperor must have some serious illness to do this! (dog head. expression)]

[Zhongli: ...]

What else can he say?

That's good!

All the face and dignity are lost...

...

In the light curtain.

"What happened to Lao Deng?"

Yingmei looked depressed.

I thought he just had a stomachache.

But he didn't expect that after three or four days, he still didn't get better.

In desperation, she could only choose to ask a doctor to come and see him.

So she invited her good friend, the famous prayer priest Barbara from Mondstadt.

"Lao Deng, Barbara is here, you are so lucky now!"

Yingmei was a little happy.

But who knew that Barbara would refuse directly after approaching.

"No!"

"It stinks, it can't be cured."

Yingmei looked helpless.

But she couldn't ignore Lao Deng.

So she took action again.

This time, she invited Bai Shu, a famous doctor from Liyue.

This guy is really reliable!

As soon as she arrived, she rushed in.

Then she asked about the situation.

"Doctor, how is my grandpa?"

"Don't worry, a small operation will be fine!"

Bai Zhu said with a comforting look.

"That's great!"

Yingmei was relieved when she saw this.

Lao Deng, you must make it through!

After a while, Bai Zhu came over and said with a smile.

"The operation was successful, your grandpa is fine!"

After that, a figure walked out from inside.

Seeing this figure, Yingmei was dumbfounded.

...

Not only Yingmei, but everyone in the chat group who saw this scene was dumbfounded.

What the hell?

Morax turned into Ningguang?

What kind of operation is this?

Northland Bank.

"Puff~"

Ningguang was drinking tea.

But when she saw this scene, she couldn't help but sprayed it out.

She lost her previous calmness and elegance.

You can imagine the shock this scene brought to her!

As for Zhongli...

She fell silent again at this time.

[Super Chat Group]

[Yingmei: Hiss, ah this...]

[Paimon: What's going on? Zhongli turned... turned into Ningguang? ? (Shocked.jpg)]

[Alice: Grandpa turned... turned into grandma? (Doghead.jpg)]

[Ningguang: ? ? ? 】

[Fu Nina: My goodness, this surgery is too exaggerated, isn't it? 】

[Hu Tao: Hey, it's fine that you are competing with this hall master for business, but why did you turn my old man, ah no, my guest official, into this? Bai Shu]

[Bai Shu: ...]

[Bai Shu: Can I say I don't know anything? (laughing and crying.jpg)]

Although he can perform surgery, they are all minor surgeries.

How can he do such a thing!

[Hu Tao: Humph, do you think this hall master will believe you? 】

[Hu Tao: Qi Qi, see, there are bad guys around you! Hurry up and come to this hall master, otherwise you will become someone else when you wake up! (serious.jpg)]

[Bai Shu: ...]

[Qi Qi: You... you are the biggest bad guy! (shivering.jpg)]

She is just a little zombie.

It is okay even if she has surgery.

It is better than being buried...

[Hu Tao: Hehe, this hall master is not a bad person, this promise is valid at any time~]

...

In the light curtain.

After returning, Zhongli (Ningguang) changed the previous situation.

Give all the delicious food to Yingmei.

And he ate vegetables.

Yingmei suddenly felt something was wrong.

"Grandpa, why did you become like this?"

"My dear granddaughter, eat quickly, I want to lose weight recently~"

Zhongli (Ningguang) smiled slightly.

Yingmei was not used to this and looked sad.

She didn't have a grandfather who didn't fight with her for food.

So, he went directly to Bubulu to defend his rights.

"Quack, it's all your fault!"

"My grandpa is not like that at all!"

"Give me back my grandpa!"

Bai Shu looked calm.

It was a small matter.

He could also give a set of acupuncture treatment.

Then the scene changed and they came to an open space.

After Bai Shu performed a few void acupuncture treatments on Zhongli (Ningguang),

The situation suddenly changed!

Zhongli (Ningguang)stood up,

Then in the next second, it transformed into a huge ancient rock dragon lizard!

…

Seeing this scene, everyone in the chat group stared with their eyes wide open.

What the hell?

Changed again?

Or turned into an ancient rock dragon lizard?

Is this acupuncture so outrageous?

… (To read the exciting novel, go to Faloo Novel Network!)

In the light screen.

"How could this happen..."

"Grandpa has mutated?"

When Yingmei saw this scene, she was stunned.

I'm sorry, Grandpa...

The tone makes you live in humiliation like this, it's better to leave in style!

So she took action decisively with pain!

After a fierce fight, the ancient rock dragon lizard was eliminated!

But then, she turned her spearhead towards Baishu.

"Quack, you killed grandpa!"

Facing Yingmei's accusation, Baishu looked calm.

"Silly boy, your grandpa is here~"

He pointed in a certain direction.

Yingmei looked in the direction of his finger.

There was a flower with hidden gold. []

Amidst the shocking background music, a face suddenly appeared in the middle of its pistil.

It was Zhongli's face!

Yingmei was surprised.

"Sure enough, Liyue's medical skills are reliable!"

The video ended here.

...

Originally, after seeing Yingmei beat the ancient rock dragon lizard to death,

the people in the chat group thought it was over.

After all, the real owner was gone, what else could happen?

But I was a little confused as to why I didn't see the so-called "Old Deng blooming"!

However, who knew that the video did not end.

After seeing this last scene, everyone was stunned!

Ah?

Hmm?

What the hell?

What the hell? ?

What the hell? ? ?

So "Lao Deng blooms" actually means this? ! ! !

This... this scene can't be described as abstract or raw.

Awesome!

Awesome!

…

[Super Chat Group]

[Yingmei: From Zhongli to Lao Deng, from Lao Deng to Ningguang, from Ningguang to Ancient Rock Dragon Lizard, and finally from to Hidden Gold Flower, and then came a wave of "Lao Deng blooms"! ]

[Yingmei: Especially the last one! Good guy, it turns out that this is how it blooms! Even though I have been through many battles, I can't hold it anymore...]

[Paimon: It's amazing, it's amazing! This is the most amazing video I've ever seen, no doubt about it!]

[Shadow: It's hard to imagine the situation in which the person in the light curtain created such a video. Is there no bottleneck?]

[Nasida: Is this the knowledge from another world? Too...]

[Funina: It's explosive, it's too explosive! It's really explosive!]

[Wendy: Hey, although the process was a little bit weird, the result is still good! Look, you just tell me whether he was saved or not? (Dog head. Expression)]

[Barbara: Ahem, Lord Barbatos is right! Mr. Baishu's medical skills are amazing, at least I'm definitely not good enough! (Dog head. Expression)]

[Hutao: Huh? That's true! It's amazing that he was able to bring back Lao Deng, no, Keqing, after all the trouble he had! ]

[Coral Palace Xinhai: Liyue is really full of talents! ]

[Tinari: Ahem, I hope to ask you for advice when I go to Liyue in the future! (Dog head. Expression)]

[Baishu: ...]

He was so numb.

If he had such an outrageous medical skill, he would have made himself immortal long ago...

At this time, Alice took action again!

[Alice: Tsk tsk, other people in Liyue, come out and speak! What do you think of this "Old Deng blossoming"? (smirk.jpg)]

Seeing this statement, the immortals and people of Liyue felt a little tired.

Why does this person like to watch the fun so much?

Didn't you see that they were all numb from the shock?

But in this situation, they can only find Ningguang again!

However, Ningguang seemed to have thought of this and spoke first.

[Ningguang: The emperor must have his reasons for doing this, but this time it involves my blind spot in knowledge, so...]

She is numb now.

How can she think of a reason?

Not to mention, this video is too outrageous, there is no reason at all!

Seeing this scene, Liyue Immortal and others were helpless.

This person couldn't do anything, so how to deal with it?

At this time,

[Alice: Oh, it seems that Tianquanxing can't do anything this time. In this case, why not let the real master explain his great truth! Zhongli (smirk.jpg)]

[Zhongli: ...]

He was completely dumbfounded at this time.

I thought that after so many indecent comments, there would be nothing more outrageous!

But I never expected that I still underestimated the bad taste of the light curtain!

When he saw the scene of "Old Deng blooming" in the video, his heart seemed to stop for a beat or two.

Just like what the light curtain said, it's against the sky, too against the sky!

Except for these two words, no words can describe it.

“Hey, this is not a serious review…”

Zhongli smiled bitterly.

Most people can’t stand it.

Seeing that Alice was making trouble again, he looked helpless.

After thinking for a while, he imitated someone.

[Zhongli: No, no, no, the one who “Lao Deng Kaihua” is the grandfather of the traveler, what does he have to do with me, Zhongli? (Serious.jpg)]

[Yingmei: ? ? ? ]

[Everyone: ? ? ? ]

6!

I didn't expect that Morax, a man with thick eyebrows and big eyes, would learn this trick from Barbatos!

But you know what, it seems to make sense!

After all, the names of Morax and Zhongli were not mentioned in the light screen.

As for the resemblance?

Sorry, it's just a coincidence~

I've learned nothing~

...

Villa.

Luo Chen glanced at the prominent barrage in the live broadcast room and smiled in his heart.

Even Ningguang retreated and Zhongli lied with his eyes open,

It shows the shock brought by this improper comment!

After coming back to his senses, he continued with a smile.

"After watching this video, I think everyone has a certain understanding of Lao Deng Kaihua."

"At this point, all the improper comments about Morax are over."

"Next, we will start the improper comments about Morax's follower, Ruo Tuo Dragon King!"

...

Wangsheng Hall.

"Huh, it's finally over!"

Zhongli breathed a sigh of relief.

This is even more torturous than the hundreds of years of demon wars...

If there are one or two more, he is afraid that he will really abdicate.

Otherwise, he will be too ashamed to see anyone.

Fortunately, it is Ruo Tuo's turn now.

Thinking of Ruo Tuo, Zhongli's eyes lit up.

As the saying goes, we share the joys and the sorrows!

He has been tortured for so long,

As his family and friend, Ruo Tuo must come and give him a hard time, right?

Thinking of this, he quickly looked at the light curtain with expectation.

…

Under the Fulong tree.

"It's... my turn?"

Hearing the words in the light curtain, Ruo Tuo looked a little scared.

It's impossible not to be scared!

The miserable state of Morax before was right there!

Even such a decent person was made to do such an indecent thing,

Then it...

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration came to its mind, as if it had thought of something.

"Wait!"

"I have been sealed here and never left."

"In this case, even if the light curtain wants to comment on me improperly, it should not be that easy, right?"

Thinking of this, the eyes of the Dragon King Ruotu suddenly lit up.

Yes!

That must be the case!

Hey, from this point of view, being sealed is actually quite good~

The Dragon King Ruotu suddenly became confident.

If other people knew what this person was thinking, they would definitely shake their heads.

Naive!

Too naive~

Do you think that if you hide here, the light curtain can't do anything to you?

You will cry later~

……

ps: You can't stay up late, otherwise you will be in a daze all day~

So you have to go to bed early and get up early, and exercise more! .