Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

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A figure was rapidly moving in the direction of Tianheng Mountain.

It's none other than Xiao.

At this time, he stopped again.

Looking at the picture in the light curtain that was even more outrageous than the last time, Xiao couldn't help but widen his eyes.

Click~

It was as if something was about to shatter in my heart.

But suddenly, he snapped back to his senses.

"Although some... Some... It's a little weird, but the emperor must have a reason for doing this!"

Xiao began to comfort himself in his heart.

It's like the last time I danced with the Fontaine Dragon King.

On the surface, he doesn't do business, but in fact it's for Liyue!

The more Xiao thought about it, the more he felt that it was possible!

I think it's the same this time!

It's just that he can't understand it with his shallow knowledge!

"I'll ask that Tianquan Star in the group later!"

Xiao said secretly in his heart, and then turned into a wisp of wind.

Then he hurried up again.

......

Hall of the Dead.

At this time, the atmosphere in the lobby was silent.

Neither the gods nor the dragon spoke, but the expressions on their faces were extremely exciting.

Apparently created by the video in the light curtain!

After a while, Hu Tao's gaze was withdrawn from the light curtain, and his expression became strange.

"Is this the extra money that Keqing picked up when he traveled to Mondstadt?"

"It's... Is... It's so special!"

Her mood at the moment was extremely chaotic.

I don't know how to describe it.

I can only use the word "special"!

One thing is certain, though!

That's glad I didn't use that requirement before!

Compared with dancing in the form of a guest dragon, this "Zhong Li" is much more interesting~

It's just that you have to wash your eyes after seeing it~

Because it's so spicy for the eyes!

Thinking of the other party pretending to be stupid and cute in front of him, Hu Tao suddenly couldn't help but laugh.

Even his body kept shaking.

"Special?"

"It's really special!"

"And it's not only special, it's also fun~"

On the side, Wendy touched her chin, a flash of interest flashing in her eyes.

"Fun?"

Hearing Wendy's words, Hu Tao turned his head to look at him, looking surprised.

"That's not it, look at the old man, how much fun you have to fight hilichurls~"

Wendy smiled.

Hu Tao thought back for a moment after hearing this.

I found out that this is really the case!

Although the content of the video is a bit raw, abstract, but his own guest Qing is really having fun in it.

I don't know if it's because I'm in a foreign country, it's not like it used to be at all.

There is a posture of completely letting go of oneself~

Then

Hu Tao suddenly thought of something and looked at Wendy with a strange expression.

"Wait, aren't you thinking about another wave of this kind of operation?"

"What do you mean by operation?"

"Let go of your shackles, find happiness, and be truly free!"

Wendy corrected in a serious manner.

Hearing this, Hu Tao and Dvalin rolled their eyes in anger.

What to let go of the shackles?

What gets free?

You're just not doing serious things and you're addicted, looking at this fun, I want to have fun~

It's you~

The ultimate fish monster~

Wendy smiled at this, and then looked at Zhongli, who had been silent on the side.

"Hey, old man, this extra fast is good!"

"Call me next time~"

Zhongli: "......"

At this time, his whole person has been numbed by this video~

That's too, isn't it?

Even the words "raw", "spicy eyes", are no longer enough to describe them.

It's really how to praise the previous serious reviews, and now how outrageous are the unserious reviews!

For a while, he was a little helpless.

And at this time, there are still people who take the initiative to want this extra money?

This guy is too unserious, isn't he?

What the?

Is it Barbatos?

Oh, that's no problem......

"Old man, what's the matter?"

"Do you want to be together then?"

"Mondstadt can't do it, hey, it's not bad to go to Inazuma~"

"Maybe Sumeru?"

"Forget it about the winter~"

Seeing that Zhong Li didn't say anything, Wendy spoke again.

"Okay!"

"I'll make you feel happy~"

Zhongli smiled slightly.

That's how you want to experience happiness, right?

That's fine!

Wait for the review to let you have a good experience!

But it's not the pleasure of light curtains~

It's the joy of learning!

Martial God personally accompanied the discussion, I think I will be happy to come to Barbatos~

......

【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Yingmei: Oh my God, this video is too spicy, isn't it? I have accumulated virtue and done good deeds all my life, why did I brush this video!(I want to cry without .jpg tears)]

[Paimon: Isn't it, how can I be able to watch such a video of the underworld at such a beautiful time in the middle of the day?...... (Crying .jpg)]

[Funingna: Sumeru is empty, and the grass god is in the world!

[Nahida: Hey, there are too many grass gods in Teyvat, and this grass god should not be appropriate~ (sigh, expression)]

[Shadow: Where is this extra fast? It's clearly Morax's wear! It's terrifying~]

[Navillette: This should be the most abstract and indecent comment to date......]

[Ruota Dragon King; in comparison, I suddenly feel that my current situation is not bad?]

[Dvalin: At least you haven't done this outrageously for the time being......]

[Venti: Hey, at that time, Mondstadt was infested with fish in the seas and grass gods in the mountains, and the Emperor of the Rocks summoned bombs to return Mondstadt. Legend has it that when the emperor went out on the expedition, he once said, "Jump bomb!" (dog head .jpg)]

[Yae Miko: The emperor must have a serious illness in this way!(Kotou .jpg)]

【......】

At the beginning of seeing the video, the people in the chat group already had a strong urge to complain.

However, because of the coherence of the video, it was temporarily suppressed.

And as the video plays, this emotion accumulates more and more!

Until the moment the video ended, it exploded directly in the chat group.

One by one, they are outrageous and can't stand it~

And after venting for a while, they began to discuss the content of the video.

[Kamisato Ayaka: Ahem, have you noticed that this video is weird. It seems that the main character of this video was supposed to be a child. It's precisely because of this that it's replaced by the rock god, cough cough. 】

【Piano:......】

[Jean: Miss Ayaka is right! If it were Klee, it would be her daily life. (Helpless .jpg)】

[Amber: Ahem, little Klee is like this! Every day she either thinks about going to fry fish, or she is locked up in a confinement room. 】

[Lisa: This is little Klee~ (Picture .jpg)]

This was taken by Lisa in the confinement room next door.

In the picture, little Klee is carrying a small schoolbag and tilting her little head.

It looks so cute.

Seeing this photo, the hearts of the people in the chat group suddenly melted.

This little guy is too cute, isn't he?

But then, in connection with the words of the people of Mondstadt, it dawned on them.

So that's what happened!

The original video was supposed to be the daily life of this little Klee.

But it was replaced by Morax by the indecent comments of the light curtain!

That's why we have the video now!

Subconsciously, everyone compared the videos under different protagonists in their hearts.

Under Little Klee, the whole video instantly became reasonable!

Full of children's laughter and innocence!

It makes people feel like an aunt is smiling after looking at it.

But after changing to Morax, the whole video instantly abstracted!

Under the premise impression of its seriousness and domineering,

How to look at the underworld!

These two are exactly two extremes!

I don't know how the light curtain associates these two together.

What a fucking genius~

[Alice: That's true!, I just said how it looked abstract and a little familiar at the time!]

[Alice: Okay, you Morax, you actually stole my baby daughter's life!(Dog head, emoji)] (Read the violent novel, go to the Feilu Novel Network!)

[Alice: Little Klee, I'll take you to Liyue when the time comes!!All costs will be paid by Lily!(Arrogant.jpg)]

[Klee: Okay~]

[Paimon: Lily, Zhong Lili, what an awkward name......]

[Wendy: It's a little, otherwise it's called Yan Lili!(Dog's head .jpg)]

[Shadow: Yan Lili, huh, this is good, just like Barbatos' Wendy!

[Funina: This is good, this is good!(thumbs up.jpg)]

【Zhongli:......】

What the heck?

Zhong Li is just that?

Why is there another Yan Lily now??

Thinking that it was he who gave Barbatos "Wen'ti" before,

Now Barbatos has given him another "Rock Lily......

The corners of Zhongli's mouth twitched slightly.

Okay, it's flat~

As for Ms. Alice...... []

Zhongli: Welcome to Liyue, but the movement is still a little smaller. 】

[Zhongli: As for the related expenses, the bill will be sent directly to the ......]

【Walnut: ???】

[Zhongli: Just send it directly to Northland Bank!]

[Yingmei: 6!]

[Shadow: 6!]

[Nahida: 6!]

[Funina: 6!]

[Rich: ......]

【Tartaglia: ......】

Alice nodded in satisfaction.

If she gives face like this, then she won't make much movement with little Klee behind her.

In a happy mood, her happy mentality came up again.

Thinking of the discussion in the previous video, the corners of her mouth rose again.

[Alice: People from all over the group have discussed, but what about the people from Liyue? What do you think of "Zhongli"? (sneer.jpg)

Seeing this, Liyue Immortals and ordinary people touched their noses in embarrassment.

What else can you think of this?

However, this time they learned the lesson of the last time and did not remain silent.

thereupon

[Liuyun borrows the wind Zhenjun: The emperor naturally has his reasons for doing this!

[Cutting the Moon and Building the Sun True Monarch: The Emperor naturally has his reasons for doing this!

[Lishan Stacked Water True Monarch: The Emperor naturally has his reasons for doing this!

[Xiao: Ningguang, only you, the Tianquan Star, can understand the deep meaning of the emperor's behavior!]

When Ningguang saw this, the corners of his mouth twitched.

What's the deeper meaning of this?

It's clearly the bad taste of the light curtain!

But seeing that all the immortals had raised her, she couldn't help but answer.

In desperation, I could only draw a scoop according to the gourd.

[Ningguang: Ahem, the emperor naturally has his reasons for doing this!]

[Ningguang: There are two reasons why I did this!]

[Ningguang: First item, little Klee is the pet of Mondstadt, and her identity background is strong!]

[Ningguang: The Emperor wants Liyue to have a stable and strong ally!]

[Ningguang: The second item is that the emperor wants to take this opportunity to fly, no, it is to empty himself, so as to achieve the purpose of slowing down the wear and tear!]

[Ningguang: So all of the Emperor's actions are for Liyue!]

[Xiao: That's right!]

[Zhongli: Ahem, that's true! It's worthy of being the third generation of rock gods!(A serious .jpg)]

Although this statement is very.

But if you can justify yourself!

It's a glazing!

Raise wages!

Zhongli, the big boss, said that he was very satisfied!

When the others saw it, their expressions suddenly became wonderful.

Boy!

Is that okay?

But don't say it, just like last time, at least it looks okay on the surface!

Thinking of this, many people pondered in their hearts.

Thinking about whether to wait for his turn to come to such a wave of commotion.

......

Villa.

Luo Chen also saw Ningguang's explanation at this time.

Suddenly couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.

"'Yes!'"

"It is worthy of being a celestial star who is specifically responsible for the law!"

"In that case, let's see how you deal with this last one!"

Thinking of this, he didn't hesitate and said with a smile.

"After talking about Zhong Li, I think you all have a certain understanding of Morax's wonderful retirement life. "

"Next, let's continue to make serious comments!"

"The fourth and last item of the imserious review - Lao Deng blossoms!"

......

Seeing that there was new movement in the light curtain, there was interest in the chat group.

【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Yingmei: Is it the last item?But what is this "Lao Deng Blossom"? (curious.jpg)]

[Shadow: "Flowering" is easy to understand, that is, the flowers are blooming, but "Lao Deng"... Is that Morax meant?]

[Nahida: Morax's predecessor is the ruler of Iwa, and he is not a flower god and a grass elemental ability, so he shouldn't have the ability to make flowers bloom, right?]

[Funina: Hey, hey, this is a serious comment! Even if Morax had this ability, it would definitely not be this!]

[Navillette: Lady Funina is right! It seems that there is another mystery in this!]

[Hu Tao: Zhongli, Keqing, do you know any useful information?]

【Zhongli:......】

[Zhongli: The existence of the light curtain, how can we figure it out?]

[Alice: Hehe, it doesn't matter! As long as you know a little, it must not be easy to put it in the final finale!(Bad laugh.jpg)]

【Zhongli:......】

Come on, come on~

There are already so many immodest reviews, and this last item is not bad!

What's more, with the previous "Zhong Li", where can this "Lao Deng Blossom" be outrageous?

With different thoughts, everyone's eyes focused on the light curtain again.

......

Villa.

Luo Chen also pointed out a new video at this time.

Soon, the light curtain began to flicker.

In the background is the private room of the Crescent Pavilion.

Ganyu was eating her meal inside.

Traveler Yingmei and Zhongli hide in a flower pot behind them.

After a while, Ganyu left.

Seeing this, the two hurriedly ran out.

"It's now, grandpa, get on!"

Yingmei shouted at Zhongli.

...

【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Yingmei: Why did ??? suddenly have a grandfather?]

[Paimon: Hee-hee, Zhongli is over 6,000 years old, and it's more than enough to be your grandfather~]

Since the traveler has seen the Kareya Cataclysm, he is at least five hundred years old. I just don't know how long I lived before coming to Teyvat. 】

[Nahida: Able to travel through the world, and able to fight with the maintainers of heavenly principles!In its heyday, it should be more powerful than the seven gods!Even the seven gods can live thousands of years, so can travelers!]

[Funina: Good fellow! Look at it this way, the traveler is not a few thousand years old, but tens of thousands or even higher!(surprised.jpg)]

[Lisa: Oh, it's really ~ It seems that I can't call you cute in the future~ (Spread hands .jpg)]

[Yae Miko: The same, you can't call it a little guy anymore~ You have to call it Aunt A-(.jpg with a bad smile)]

[Wendy: Auntie can't do it~ Such an age is at the ancestral level!(Dog head.expression)]

【......】

Seeing this, Yingmei was dumbfounded.

What's going on?

She's obviously a cute girl with a young and beautiful appearance!

Why did you become an aunt?

Or even an ancestor?

It's outrageous, isn't it?

What girl doesn't care about age?

What are thousands tens of thousands of years old?

Inexistent!

[Yingmei: What nonsense, I've just turned eighteen years old~ No, I've just turned 500~]

[Everyone: ??? Light]

......

PS: Mixed Card Pool......

The little author is estimated to be crooked in the future, and it is uncomfortable.