Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

Villa.

Luo Chen smiled and said.

"Speaking of the Ruota Dragon King, it has many improper items, such as fat!"

"But let's focus on another item here."

"That's dancing!"

"Yes, as a follower, the Ruota Dragon King is as good at dancing as Morax!"

"Next, let's enjoy it~"

As he said, he picked up the mouse and started to control it.

Tsk tsk, this fat dance is much more exciting than Morax's dance~

I don't know what kind of reaction those people will have after watching it...

...

[Super Chat Group]

[Yingmei: Huh? Dancing again? I didn't expect this pair of gods and their followers to be so talented~ (狗头.jp-g)]

[Paimon: Balanced development~ (狗头.expression)]

[Wendy: Hey, I just don't know what this person's dance looks like? ]

[Shadow: Same idiot as Morax and Navilete before? Uh no, it's idiot dance? ]

[Zhongli: ...]

[Navilete: ...]

[Nasida: It shouldn't be possible. If it was, the light curtain should have put the three of them together. ]

[Funina: Hehe, since the light curtain emphasized it, it must be not simple~]

[Navilete: Ahem, looking forward to a wave of similar wonderful performances~]

[Tevarin: Yes, it must be very beautiful. We have to appreciate it. (Dog head expression)]

[Lotus Dragon King: ...]

What do you mean by expecting a good performance from the same kind?

What do you mean by appreciation?

I don't trust you!

You obviously just want to see me have fun!

But dancing...

Thinking of this, the confidence of Lotus Dragon King disappeared, and he felt a little uneasy.

Because he didn't remember that he could dance at all.

Could it be that... he forgot because of wear and tear?

But seeing the light screen start to flash, he didn't care to think too much and looked over quickly.

The same was true for other people in the chat group.

...

With Luo Chen's operation, the video had already appeared on the light screen.

[Morax, please look at me carefully~]

The background of the picture is the sealed place under the Fulong tree.

In the picture, Ruo Tuo is different from the previous prone position.

At this time, it is standing on its feet like a human, with its back to the camera.

At this time, it gently turned around and slowly spoke.

"Morax, please look at me carefully~"

As soon as the voice fell, the BGM of "White Egret Dance" began to sound melodiously.

Ruo Tuo also began to dance to the accompaniment of the music.

…

The audience in front of the light curtain was originally curiously eating melons..

I want to see what kind of dance this Ruotu Dragon King can dance.

Is it as abstract as the previous "Two Hundred Dances"?

But even though I have made some mental preparations, after seeing this scene...

Qin's hands trembled and the tea spilled;

Zhongli couldn't help it and the wine in his mouth sprayed out;

Paimon's eyes widened and the food in his hand fell;

Funina shuddered and knocked the small cake beside her down;

...

But they didn't care about the embarrassment around them, and their eyes were fixed on the light screen.

After making sure that they had heard it correctly, they were stunned and dropped their jaws.

What the hell?

Isn't this the "White Egret Dance" of the eldest lady of the Kamisato family of Inazuma?

Because the dance is so outstanding, everyone is now very impressed!

There are even many people who watch the uploaded videos several times every day.

They had all kinds of ideas before,

but they never expected that the light curtain would do this!

Let the big guy Ruotu Dragon King dance the dance of the eldest daughter of the Kamisato family...

This is just like the previous "Zhong Li", too outrageous!

How can they be connected together?

And in the shock of everyone, the video continued to play.

...

In the light curtain.

"Dengdengdengdeng~"

"Dengdengdeng~"

"Dengdengdeng~"

Under the melodious and moving music, Ruotu stretched out his short hands and began to dance in ecstasy.

Sometimes swaying, sometimes stretching legs, sometimes squatting down~

Although the dance is funny, every move reflects its seriousness and its heart.

They are all deep feelings for Morax~

After it turned around, the music reached its climax.

At this time, Ruota raised his hand with all his strength.

The next second,

Swish~

Swish~

Swish~

Rock ridges appeared around it in an instant.

Just like the scene when it was sealed.

At this point, the music ended and the dance ended.

The video ended.

……

After watching it, everyone didn't come back to their senses for a long time.

Nothing else~

It was really shocking!

If the dance of the eldest daughter of the Kamisato family is as beautiful as it can be,

then this scene is as abstract as it can be!

As raw as it can be!

As eye-catching as it can be!

Sure enough, there is no most against the heavens, only more against the heavens!

This pair of gods and their followers is simply amazing!

…

[Ordinary chat group]

[Harry: I thought the dancing of the Fontaine Water Dragon King was the best in Teyvat, but I didn't expect it~]

[Lawrence: Tsk tsk, this dance, you guys,The Dragon King of the Moon is really amazing! (thumbs up.jpg)]

[Swan: Well, although our Mond dance is also very popular. But our Four Wind Guardians are indeed not as good as you in this regard! (thumbs up.jpg)]

[Erin: Mond lost this time, I feel ashamed! (thumbs up.jpg)]

[Effie: Although I am a loyal fan of Lord Vilet, this time, I still think that the Dragon King of Rota is more powerful! (dog head.expression)]

[Xavier: Ahem, indeed! This dance is absolutely amazing! In comparison, Lord Vilet is still a little worse. ]

[Tepei: Yes, yes, I think it is even more perfect than Miss Ayaka's dance! (dog head.jpg)]

[Ogura Mio: Ahem, that makes sense! (Dog head. Expression)]

[……]

If it were any other time, the people of Liyue would be so happy to hear people from other countries say that they are inferior to them.

But now…

The mood is extremely complicated.

They really don’t want such admiration and inferiority!

The emperor’s previous improper comments were outrageous enough!

Now there is another one from the Ruota Dragon King…

The people of Liyue are simply numb…

You know, before today’s official comments, they swore that there would be absolutely no improper comments here!

And now?

Pa pa pa~

The face is swollen…

……

Kamizato House.

Originally, there was laughter and laughter here, and the atmosphere was extremely lively.

But at this time…

It became strangely quiet.

After a while, Yingmei, Paimon, Lingren, and Thomas finally came back to their senses.

But there was still a look of shock on their faces.

This light curtain was indeed beyond their imagination!

Who could have expected that Ruotu Dragon King would dance like this?

Thinking of Feitu's chubby body dancing such a beautiful dance,

The expressions of several people were very strange.

It was really too inconsistent~

But after all, this is "White Egret Dance"!

The main character was sitting next to them!

So, after the four of them looked at each other, they looked at Linghua's position tacitly.

At this time, Linghua looked dazed and blank.

Who am I?

Where am I?

What am I looking at?

Isn't this her dance?

Why did she see a fat monster dancing foolishly?

Where was her beautiful egret dance under the moonlight?

When Lingren saw her sister like this, she immediately showed concern.

"Linghua, are you okay?"

But Linghua still didn't move.

Seeing this, Yingmei's eyes moved, probably guessing what Linghua was thinking.

So she smiled and comforted.

"Don't worry, Linghua. "

"Although you are dancing the same dance, Ruo Tuo is Ruo Tuo, and you are you!"

"Even if you dance this dance again, no one will associate you with Ruo Tuo!"

"Really...really?"

Hearing this, Linghua finally reacted.

Looking sideways at Yingmei, her eyes full of expectation.

"Of course!"

Yingmei patted her chest, indicating that she never tells lies. (To read the violent novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Seeing this, Linghua's uneasy heart eased a little.

Then she looked at Yingmei with a touched face.

You are worthy of being my good friend~

Thinking of this, she said with a smile on her lips.

"Ying, how about I dance "White Egret Dance" for you again later? ”

“Okay, then…”

Yingmei was just about to nod her head in agreement.

But because she was so impressed by the previous video, the Ruotu version of “White Egret Dance” instantly appeared in her mind.

Thinking of that funny dance,

Puff~

Yingmei couldn’t help but burst out laughing.

Paimon: “…”

Kamisato Ayato: “…”

Thomas: “…”

Kamisato Ayaka: Σ(△）[]

…

Wangshengtang.

Zhongli was numb again and again.

He thought his improper comments were over, and he could relax and then watch Ruotu’s fun.

But he never expected that this would involve him…

[Morax, please look at me carefully? 】

Thinking of Ruo Tuo's eye-catching dance, he felt a little tired.

He felt the strong evil taste of the light curtain towards him...

Zhongli couldn't help but sighed weakly.

Then he poured himself a glass of wine and drank it directly.

The bitter wine made me depressed~

On the side, Walnut, Wendy, and Tevalin were also persecuted.

They all said they were blind.

But when they saw Zhongli's scene, they laughed again.

Especially Tevalin!

For it, this is twice the happiness~

Cool!

So it also prepared to drink to have fun.

But at this time, it found that there was no wine.

Seeing this, Wendy was moved.

Then he secretly poured the previously obtained Kuchikamzushi into an empty bottle beside him, and then approached with a smile.

"Come on, I'll pour it for you!"

As he said that, he filled Tevarin's glass.

Tvarin didn't doubt it, and just took it and drank it all.

But after drinking it, he felt something was wrong.

"Huh?"

"This wine?"

0Seeking flowers

"How is this wine?"

Wendy became a little curious.

"Hmm..."

"It's different from the previous wine, but it tastes good!"

"It has a unique taste."

Tevalin savored it carefully.

"Oh?"

"So this chewed wine is pretty good!"

Wendy stared at the bottle in her hand with a surprised look.

It seems that it really can't be wasted.

What?

Kou... chewed wine?

Tevalin: w(?Д?)w

"Barbatos, I...%! %%"

After expressing his inner feelings in a friendly way, it could no longer hold back,

directly picked up an empty wine bottle and vomited.

On the side, Zhongli and Hu Tao saw this and quietly moved away.

...

Under the Fulong tree.

At this time, the Dragon King Ruota sat on the ground with a dull expression.

Good news: the self in the light curtain did not leave the sealed place.

Bad news: I danced an extremely abstract and heaven-defying dance!

Even it was silent.

Thinking of myself in the video, thinking that everyone in Teyvat saw this scene,

Ruota collapsed.

"Ahhhh, that's not me!"

"I didn't dance for Morax!"

"Slander, slander! ”

At this moment, it finally realized the miserable state of Morax.

Just like the people who were commented on in the past, it would never leave with a smile...

...

[Super Chat Group]

[Alice: I thought "Lao Deng Kaihua" and "Zhong Li" were already the best in Teyvat in terms of immorality, but I never expected that there would be even more ruthless ones!]

[Funina: Isn't it? This one is better than the other people who were commented on!]

[Yae Shenzi: Sure enough, there is no most against the sky, only more against the sky!]

[Yingmei: One Rota Dragon King, one Zhongli, Liyue's fucking element is bursting!]

[Paimon: Hehe, after this job, Liyue will return to Xumi~ (dog head. Expression)]

[Hu Tao: Ah, this is too hot, this is too hot, this is too hot! I'm blind. I'll have to find Miss Ayaka's genuine "White Egret Dance" to cleanse my eyes later! ]

[Navia: Genuine - Kamisato Ayaka? No, it's Kamisato Ward! (dog head. expression)]

[Xiao Gong: Kamisato Ward? Miss Ayaka's reputation is damaged again! (laughing and crying.jpg)]

[Kamisato Ayaka: ...]

[Barbara: Is this wear and tear? Too scary~ (dog head. expression)]

[Wendy: No, no, no, this is not wear and tear! In fact, this is the truth about the sealing of the Dragon King Ruota! ]

[Wendy: It was sealed because it danced this dance for the old man, so it has such a strong hostility towards the old man! Thanks to the light curtain for revealing the truth! (dog head. expression)]

[Navilet: So that's it, the case is solved~ (a bookSerious.jpg)]

[Shadow: It seems that Morax sealed it for a reason! (dog head.jpg)]

[Tevarin: Indeed! It should be sealed! (dog head.jpg)]

[Lord of the Dragon: ...]

Looking at the comments in the chat group, it was shivering with anger.

That's not what you said before!

Where's Shui Yanhuan?

Where's the party we agreed to have?

Now you're just dancing, and you're going to be sealed?

At this time, Alice once again showed her fun-loving mentality.

[Alice: Zhongli, others danced a special dance for you, shouldn't you say something? (smirk.jpg)]

[Yingmei: That's right! When Linghua danced for me, I praised her repeatedly, shouldn't you show your appreciation? (dog head.jpg)]

[Zhongli: ...]

What do you want him to say?

Say it's good-looking?

That's simply against one's conscience!

Say it's not good-looking?

Ahem, after all, it's a dance that Ruo Tuo specially dances.

If he said that directly, wouldn't it hurt the feelings of his friends?

Fortunately, at this time, Xiao Shou!

I saw him speaking in the same way.

[Xiao: Yours is Zhongli, not Emperor, so you asked the wrong person! Alice]

[Zhongli: Ahem, that's right, that's it! (Serious pg)]

Well done, Xiao!

Good job~

When the others saw this scene, their expressions became weird.

It's fine that the two old-timers, the Wind God and the Rock God, like to do this.

I didn't expect that Xiao, an honest man, would also learn this trick!

You've learned bad things from those two guys~

...

Villa.

Luo Chen looked at the prominent comments in the live broadcast room and was also happy.

Sure enough, these people were shocked by this dance.

In fact, there are many such secondary creations of "White Egret Dance".

For example, Tevarin's and North Wind Wolf's.

In addition to this dance, there is another dance that is more abstract.

That is "Dangerous Party"!

The outrageousness of this can be called the most secondary creation of "Genshin Impact"!

What Xiaogong's father and Xiangling's father danced together is child's play.

Mora and the Stone, the Explosive Tree and the Frost Tree, Mondstadt and Liyue...

These are the highlights!

They are truly lethal!

"The dance video this time has received a good response. You can consider putting these up later."

"Tsk, that must be very interesting~口".