Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

[Nahida: What? The Wind God is gone?

[Hu Tao: What?

[Yingmei: Fengshen is assassinated, block the audience!(Dog's head, emoji)]

【Ningguang: ......】

[Paimon: The Wind God is assassinated, the oil is boiled!, wait, what's wrong?" (muttering .jpg)]

[Funina: Fengshen is assassinated, and the court trial starts!

[Alice: Uh-huh, who do you want to judge?]

[Funina: Ahem, of course it's Dvalin! As a family member of the god of wind, he didn't protect the god of wind well, and he was sentenced to death!]

[Dvalin: ......]

[Dvalin: That's okay? Then you might as well judge Wendy! Not only did he fail to protect Barbatos, but he also stole Inazuma's things!(A serious .jpg)]

[Yae Miko: Woo woo, the righteous water god must be the master of our Inazuma~]

[Kamisato Ayato: Ahem, that makes sense!]

[Shadow: Agree, execute immediately!]

[Funingna: Don't worry, it's on me!Then try Wendy, punish you for several crimes, and death to death!]

[Wendy: I'm not convinced!What does the surname Ba have to do with my surname Wen? I'm not his dependent?(Dog head.expression)]

[Wendy: I'm going to hire a lawyer! Yanfei, hey, can you help?]

[Yanfei: No problem!]

[Yanfei: What I said makes sense! A surname Ba, a surname Wen, not a person, it doesn't matter!(Dog head.expression)]

[Yanfei: So the accusation is not established!]

[Yanfei: In addition, His Excellency Fengshen fell in Inazuma, and Inazuma needs to bear the responsibility for dereliction of duty!

[Yanfei: At the same time, Inazuma made indiscriminate accusations against us without evidence, causing serious psychological damage to us. (Dog's head, emoticons)】

[Yanfei: The former has nothing to do with us, but the latter needs to make up for our money!

【Kamisato Ayato: ......】

[Shadow: ......]

[Yingmei: Amazing, it's obviously a victim, but in the end, I have to compensate!]

Paimon: It's Yanfei!, the strongest lawyer and consultant are out. This is a normal play, acquitted. Give full play to it, and maybe you can send this water god in. (Bad laugh .jpg)]

[Funina: ......]

[Fwina: Ahem, I don't think Mr. Wendy is guilty, so it's better to try Dvalin!]

[Dvalin: ... 17...】

[Dvalin: I want a lawyer!]

[Wendy: Hey, Miss Yanfei is already my exclusive lawyer~]

[Navillette: Court trial, start!]

[Funina: Death penalty, execution, execution!

[Dvalin: ......]

After some jokes, Alice didn't forget her good daughter at this time.

So he hurriedly said.

[Alice: Don't be sad baby girl, the god of wind is gone, it's gone, let's just choose one more, so we have the god of wind again!(A serious .jpg)]

【Piano:......】

[Barbara: ......]

[Klee: Huh... Be... Is that so? (doubt.jpg)]

[Wendy: Hey, yes, that's right!]

[Yingmei: Then the question is, who should you choose?

[Dvalin: I'll vote for Wendy!Barbatos is gone, Wendy can take on the role!]

[Wendy: Hey, I'm just an alcoholic, how can I take on such a big responsibility as the god of wind?]

[Wendy: The wind god can only be held by a well-behaved and cute little guy like Little Klee, I vote for Klee!]

[Kaeya: That's right, there's no better person than Little Klee to be the current Wind God!" (laughs.jpg laughs)]

[Diona: Klee doesn't drink, well, I also support little Klee!]

[Paimon: Me too~]

【......】

[Alice: Wow hahaha, okay, the god of wind is my daughter, and Mondstadt will be the world of our mother and daughter in the future~]

thereupon

Under the leadership of Wendy, who doesn't do his job, and at the instigation of other fun people.

Little Klee has been crowned the "new god of wind"!

What the?

You say she's a Fire Vision?

The "former" god of freedom didn't do anything serious and went to Inazuma to steal dogs.

Can't the "incumbent" still have a fire-type vision?

...

Meanwhile, the Mondstadt Lockdown.

Little Klee's eyes widened cutely as she looked at the content in the chat group.

"But... Klee has become the Aeolus?"

She didn't get it.

Obviously, he blew up Lord Fengshen, how can he still become a Fengshen?

Could it be that this is the war between the adults and the demon gods in the light curtain?

Little Klee's mind was a little dizzy for a while.

But a child is a child after all, and she can't figure it out and quickly stops care.

Instead, he focused on another "business".

What if you're the god of wind?

Isn't it possible to fry fish anytime and anywhere?

Thinking of this, little Klee's eyes suddenly lit up.

Immediately, he picked up his small schoolbag and ran towards the door.

"Brother Wood, open the door, I'm Klee~!"

“......"

If people from other countries see this scene, they will definitely look at each other.

The former Fengshen doesn't do business.

The "new Fengshen" will not do this as soon as he takes office~

Freely!

It's so free~

This Mondstadt eats jujube pills~

......

Villa.

"Nahida abdicates, and Barbatos ascends to the position of grass god......"

"Inazuma's complaint was almost sent to prison by an extrajudicial fanatic......"

"The god of wind is gone, and Klee in Mondstadt is the new god of wind......"

Seeing the conspicuous barrage in the live broadcast room, Luo Chen's expression was extremely exciting.

You're a fucking genius!

Mi Fuyou and the second creator of "Genshin Impact" didn't choose you to be a copywriter, it's definitely a loss!

After watching it happily for a while, he didn't forget his business.

So he spoke again.

Through this video, you also have a clearer understanding of Fengshen's daily thinking about fishing. "

"There are many more people who don't do their jobs like this. "

"If I have a chance in the future, I will have a good review. "

"Now, we continue to make unserious reviews. "

"The fourth item of the immodest review - no Mora~"

"This is a very interesting and indecent review~"

"But the timing is a little inappropriate, and we'll take it out and talk about it together when we talk about other gods later. "

......

【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Xiangling: No Mora? Huh, what does this mean?]

[Keqing: Does it mean that the god of wind does not have Mora? This is unlikely, right? (doubt.jpg)]

[Kamisato Ayaka: yes, and he also has the identity of a bard, so he can make some money, right?]

[Yingmei: Hehe, he can earn a little, but after earning it, he will go to buy wine and drink. So there is indeed no Mora~]

[Paimon: That's right! In Mondstadt, Ying and I invited the singers to drink~]

[Diluc: I can prove it!, and Fengshen has no money to pay the bills after drinking many times......]

[Kaeya: Oh, it's really our new wind god Klee, who is a little more powerful! She has a full 50 Mora a month~ (dog head, emoji)]

[Klee: Hmph~]

[Diona: Hmph, I've heard these rumors about Anemo as well.] 】

[Zhongli: In terms of universal rationality, it is indeed something he can do~!]

[Shadow: Wine Mengzi, understandable~]

[Nahida: But there is no Mora in a country, and there are still some ......]

[Navia: It's a miserable ......]

[Venti: Slander, slander, where do I have Mora? Isn't it all?]

[Wendy: Picture .jpg]

[Dvalin: That was given to me by the Knights of Favonius some time ago......]

[Wendy: ......]

......

Mondstadt, on the way to the Grand Goethe Hotel.

After seeing the speech in the chat group, Qin immediately raised her forehead and sighed.

"Lisa, the previous one was not enough, we have to set up a Fengshen Fund later. "

"Otherwise, it's not the way to go on like this. "

It is their dereliction of duty to let their own wind god not be able to take out a single Mora.

You have to take care of it.

Otherwise, it would be too embarrassing......

How can a god be without Mora?

"Hmm~"

Lisa nodded with a smile on her lips.

Then, her gaze continued to look at the light curtain, and a hint of curiosity flashed in her beautiful eyes.

What does it mean to have bad timing?

Could it be that in addition to his own wind god, other gods will also have no Mora?

......

At this time, there were other people in the chat group who thought about this problem.

So he immediately asked a question in the chat group.

[Alice: Hey, wait, the light curtain just said that the timing is not right, wait for the other gods to talk about it later.] 】

[Alice: Does this mean that the gods of other countries do not have Mora?" (Wicked laughs.jpg)]

As soon as these words came out, they were immediately refuted by several countries!

[Ningguang: It's hard to say about other countries, but it's impossible for the Emperor of the Rock King!] (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

[Keqing: That's right!Mora is named after the Emperor, so how could Morax not have Mora?]

[Hu Tao: That's it, isn't this the same as saying that the god of wisdom has no wisdom, it's just a big joke!]

[Kujou Sara: The Shogun is the commander of a country, so naturally there will be no shortage!]

[Nilou: The same goes for the little grass god!]

[Funina: Wow hahaha, let alone me!As the most popular big star in Fontaine, it's definitely not bad for money!]

[Tartaglia: The entire Northland Bank belongs to Her Majesty the Empress, so Her Majesty is even less likely to be short of money!]

[Wendy: Hmph, this is a light curtain!, it can't be wrong!]

[Wendy: I'm not a Mora, right? I'm going to see if you guys have Mora~]

Hearing this, except for Funina, the mood of the other gods became a little delicate.

Hiss~

It seems to be true!

If it's just Wendy's and Mora, that's nothing.

But if the seven gods can't make a Mora together, then the joke will be big!

Thinking of this, several people hurriedly took some Mora and put it beside them.

Feeling the heavy weight, Zhongli and Ying suddenly breathed a sigh of relief. []

There is only one exception!

Nahida looked at the "cages" around her, and then touched her pockets that couldn't be cleaner.

The small mouth suddenly deflated.

She didn't know if Aeolus had Mora, but she certainly didn't have a point......

Thinking of what she had just said in the group, her little face collapsed.

"The clown turned out to be myself......"

......

Villa.

Luo Chen continued to speak at this time.

"Next, we move on to the last unorthodox review. "

"The fifth item of the indecent review - afraid of cats!"

"Yes, you're not wrong!"

"Although Barbatos likes to take off the wire, likes to fool others, likes not to do business, and there is no Mora~"

"But he's afraid of cats!"

"As long as he has a cat around him, or even thinks about a cat, he will sneeze constantly!"

Because of this, Barbatos usually hides from the cat in Mondstadt. "

"But the cats in Mondstadt love this god of wind who doesn't do his job~"

"Everyone, if you want to deal with the wind god, remember to take the cat directly~"

......

Mondstadt, high in the sky.

"Huh?"

"Even this was exposed?"

Wendy was dumbfounded.

It's broken~

In the future, if he doesn't do his job, then wouldn't the others be able to take the cat......

As soon as he thought of this, he couldn't help but start sneezing.

Ah sneeze~

Ah sneeze~

Ah sneeze~

......

Dvalin listened to the movement with a strange expression.

This is not a cat yet, and it sneezes?

Really?

So effective?

Wait a minute!

If it is true, then it will not be able to ......

......

Somewhere in the Abyss base.

"What? Afraid of cats?"

"Hahaha, I didn't expect you to be afraid of cats!"

Sora was stunned for a moment when he heard the light curtain's words, and then burst out laughing.

The Seven Archons of the Earth are afraid of cats!

It was the biggest joy he'd ever heard in years!

It's even more outrageous than the previous Wendy stealing dogs!

Why didn't the Tower King discover this guy's weakness back then?

If you knew?

Then the result is not easy to say~

But laughing back to laughing, Sora didn't forget to get down to business.

He stood up and commanded his men under the throne.

"Do you remember what the light curtain said before?"

"Fengshen is afraid of cat 853!"

"It's his weakness!"

"So I'm going to raise some kittens later, you know?"

"If we have a conflict with the other party, this kitten is our secret weapon!"

Hearing this, the members of the Abyss Sect looked at each other for a while.

Aren't they the biggest "bad guys" in Teyvat?

Having a cat?

Is this stupid and cute style of painting a little inconsistent with their style?

But on second thought,

That's not right!

They're the "bad guys"!

Since he is a bad person, it would be good if he achieved his goal!

If the painting style collapses, it will collapse!

As long as you can deal with the wind god smoothly!

Just imagine,

Later, when facing the enemy of the wind god, they didn't say a word, and directly used the cat.

Then the other party suddenly trembled.

Then, he sneezed incessantly.

After that, he ran away!

Thinking of that scene, the members immediately became happy.

"Yes, Your Highness the Prince, we will live up to expectations!"

"That's right, we're going to get a good cat as a secret weapon!"

"When the time comes, see how arrogant the wind god is!"

"桀桀桀桀~"

“......"

......

【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Yingmei: Shocked! The dignified wind god is actually afraid of cats? Is this a moral degradation or a distortion of human nature!]

[Charlotte: I'm shocked and numb, let's change the title next time~]

[Yingmei: Hehe, wait for the master to think about it~]

[Paimon: I really didn't expect it! A singing artist who flickers around all day long and doesn't do anything is actually afraid of cats?]

[Xiangling: Cats are so cute, why should you be afraid?]

[Diona: No wonder I haven't seen Lord Barbatos at the Cattail Tavern, that's what happened!]

[Yae Miko: Huh, it seems that we Inazuma have a big killing weapon against the wind god!" (Bad laughs.jpg)]

[Yae Miko: You're right, Kirayo?

[Sangonomiya Kokomi: Qi Liangliang is a cat and a pure cat monster!

[Shadow: That makes sense!] Let's let Kira go to Mondstadt. 】

[Qi Liangliang: Woo woo, I... I'm just passing by.,It's nothing to do with me.,Meow~!(shivering.jpg)]

[Alice: Oh, in this way, Mondstadt, Liyue, and Fontaine also have "nemesis"!]

[Yingmei: Diona, carved cat, Linette, (smiling .jpg)]

[Diona: Ahhhh

[Keqing: You want to eat my offal sword... Oh no, eh, wait, what kind of swordsmanship am I?

[Lynette: ......]

Wendy looked helpless when she saw this.

These fun people!

Can't you be like him and be a serious person?

Ay~

Then......

[Zhongli: Having said that, this doesn't seem to be an ordinary fear of cats. After all, under normal circumstances, you don't even think of a cat and sneeze. 】

[Yingmei: It's okay, I have a plan! I will definitely solve this matter perfectly!]

[Venti: Oh, sigh!]