Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

Chapter 103

Wendy is a natural musician.

The character has always been very free and easy.

Only the cat is an animal that gives him a headache.

As it says in the light curtain, as long as he has a cat by his side, he will sneeze even when he thinks of a cat.

But the cats in Mondstadt still like to be near him.

Wendy had to hide from the cat.

How serious is this?

It was so serious that even a drunkard like him would never dare to go to the Cattail Tavern.

Just because there are cats there!

As a result, Wendy has almost never tasted Diona's concoctions.

This makes him regret many times.

And now, the traveler actually says that there is a way to solve it!

This made Wendy look forward to it.

...

【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Wendy: Quick, sniffle~ (looking forward to emoji)]

[Yingmei: Hehe, that's naturally fighting poison with poison, or joining if you can't beat it!]

[Yingmei: As long as Wendy becomes a cat, such as a cat-eared lady or something, aren't you afraid of cats.jpg?

[Paimon: Hiss~]

[Diona: Hiss~]

[Keqing: hiss~]

[Lynette: hiss~]

【Kira Liang: Hiss~】

【......】

Seeing this, many people in the chat group gasped.

They thought the traveler would give some serious approach.

I'm still curious!

I never expected such a show~!

Let the dignified wind god become a cat-eared girl?

Hiss~

Terrifying!

Is this something that a normal brain circuit can come up with?

Sure enough, they are still too naïve~

The executioner is crumbs~

The light curtain does not deceive me!

But shock is shock, and the fun still has to be made!

[Zhongli: At first glance, the theory of the fulfillment seems to be a bit bizarre, but in terms of universal reason, it seems to make sense. 】

[Nahida: That's true, as long as I become a part of you, then naturally I don't have to be afraid of sneezing!" (A serious .jpg)]

[Liuyun borrowed the wind Zhenjun: Yes, Ganyu was afraid of people when he was a child, but he got much better after he transformed. 】

【Ganyu: ......】

[Navillette: Reasonable, it seems that this move is feasible!]

[Yae Miko: Hey, in that case, then we Inazuma are going to help! After all, we have the most professional cat~]

With the help of Kira, Barbatos will definitely be able to become a member of the cats. 】

[Kamisato Ayaka: Ahem, I can provide "any door". 】

[Qi Liangliang: (shivering.jpg)]

[Kaeya: Ahem, we have that in Mondstadt. 】

[Diona: It's not a cat, it's not a cat!

[Keqing: There are no cats in Liyue!(.jpg seriously)]

[Linny: Neither is Fontaine!(Serious face.jpg)]

[Lynette: ......]

【......】

......

Mondstadt, high in the sky.

"Turning into a cat ......"

"Cat-Eared Lady ......"

Wendy was numb when she heard it.

Good for you, a thick-eyed convict!

I'll treat you as a friend!

I'm spicy, I believe you!

You've got such a bad idea!

Let me become a serious wind god and become a cat-eared girl,

Is this something that a friend can come up with?

And the old man, you people in the group!

Just watch the excitement!

You still want the cat to come to me?

Friend, are you going to kill me?

While Wendy was a little confused, Dvalin burst out laughing.

"Hahaha, Barbatos, that's a good idea~"

"You don't care if it's weird or not. "

"You just say it doesn't make sense, right?"

Venti: "......"

Ahem, it makes a bit of sense~

I just don't know if it's feasible~

Because he hasn't tried it either.

But this involves a matter of dignity, is it something that you say will change?

Does he want to lose face?

......

【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Venti: Traveler, is there any other way? This is too serious!]

[Yingmei: What's this? You just say it's really possible, right?]

[Paimon: Singing, you're not a serious person in the first place!]

[Yae Miko: Indeed~ Where would a serious person cross the sea to Inazuma and steal a dog!

[Alice: Didn't you say before that you would rather become a woman in order to join the idol group? Now it's about the same~]

[Zhongli: In terms of general reason, this is true. But it becomes a cat... After the cat-eared mother, the current name is not appropriate. Well, why don't you call it "Windy Ti"?

[Funina: Wendy, tsk, good name~]

[Wendy: ......]

Wendy?

Boy!

Even the name is ready, right?

You people just have fun!

[Wendy: I, Wendy, will never become a cat-eared girl!

Wendy swears by it.

And then......

"Dvalin, don't go to the old man until you get back to Stanley's soul. "

"Let's go find a place to hide. "

"Well, then you go find a cat. "

"Ahh

"Secret?"

"Got a cat?"

Dvalin was stunned by Wendy's sudden manipulation.

But suddenly, it reacted suddenly, and it looked weird.

"Wait!"

"Barbatos, you shouldn't ......"

"No, you're thinking too much!"

"Travelers are my friends!"

"She gave me a solution, so I had to try it. "

"Otherwise, wouldn't you have disappointed the other party's kindness?"

Wendy is a serious one.

The corners of Dvalin's mouth twitched when he heard this.

No!

Does it make any difference?

Aren't they all about becoming cat-eared girls?

Who swore just now that he would never become a cat-eared girl?

That is, it stays on the continent of Teyvat.

If it were in Blue Star, it would know such a cosmic truth!

That's it – the law of true incense!

No matter who you are, you can't get rid of it~

It's the same with the gods!

"Do you remember what you said in the chat group?"

Dvalin said angrily.

"That's Wendy, what's the matter with my Bartos?"

Wendy was surprised.

Dvalin: "......"

6 Ah!

It's you, Barbatos!

But complaining and complaining, Dvalin was also inexplicably looking forward to it.

Barbatos's cat-eared girl~

Hiss~

......

Villa.

Luo Chen glanced at the messages in the chat group, then shook his head with a smile.

Wendy's big fool can't believe a word!

He secretly became a cat in private.

After all, it's Wendy who swears, not me Barbatos~

As for Wendy......

It can only be said that there is fate in the dark~

After coughing lightly, Luo Chen came back to his senses, and then smiled and spoke again.

"It seems that everyone is very interested in this characteristic of Barbatos~"

But at this point, the inappropriate comments about him are over. "

"Next up is Dvalin, the Anemo God's family. "

"About its indecent comments, after watching the video below, you will know~"

As he spoke, Luo Chen manipulated the mouse and clicked out his last inventory video.

Soon, a video appeared in the live broadcast room.

Paimon vs. Dvalin

Seeing this, everyone was stunned.

it?

Paimon?

After rubbing his eyes to make sure that he was not mistaken, his eyes became weird.

......

Liyue, Jade Pavilion.

Paimon was happily eating offal and drinking drinks.

Then look at the music in the light curtain, and chat occasionally.

It's simply not too comfortable.

However, she never expected to eat melons and eat herself!

The moment she saw the title in the light curtain, she was stunned.

"Paimon vs. Dvalin?"

"What the hell is this?"

On the side, Yingmei, Ningguang, Keqing, and Ganyu were also surprised.

Paimon Linkage isn't once or twice.

But looking at the title this time, it doesn't seem to be the kind of character who plays soy sauce.

Just the big battle of Dvalin......

Paimon?

Thinking of this huge difference in size, the four of them couldn't help but look at Paimon's gaze in a strange way.

"You... What do you want to do?"

Sensing the strange gazes of several people, Paimon couldn't help but shiver a little.

"Hey, nothing. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"I think with the strength of one-fifth of your wild boar, and this small size,"

"How do you fight Dvalin?"

"I'm afraid I'm not going to be hung up unilaterally!"

Yingmei smiled and gestured.

Ningguang, Keqing, and Ganyu nodded again and again after hearing this.

Apparently they think so too.

Paimon was a little confused and scared.

But after hearing this, he suddenly became unhappy.

She knew she wasn't Dvalin's match, but your words hurt her self-esteem a bit.

Immediately, Paimon raised his head and crossed his hands on his hips.

"What do you mean by one-fifth of the strength of a wild boar?"

"What do you mean by a small body type?"

"What do you mean by being hammered?"

"I'm also powerful, okay!"

"For example, preemptively, swift as a sword!"

As she spoke, she gestured with her hands, and then shook her body back and forth a few times.

It looks like a master.

Seeing this, Keqing's face became surprised.

Isn't this her offal swordsmanship, ahhh

It's Yunlai swordsmanship!

When did Paimon, this little guy secretly learn the past?

Not to mention, it's really decent!

Yingmei also saw it at this time.

Immediately gave a serious thumbs up.

"Not bad!"

"I was wrong!"

"Dvalin is not a hammer for you!"

When Paimon heard this, his little face immediately became satisfied.

However, at this time, the words suddenly changed.

"It's not a hammer for you, it's a little thumb that can beat you flat!"

"This unserious comment should be Dvalin's combat power show!"

"And Paimon, you're the backdrop!"

"As for the ...... of indecency"

"Just see how it beats you in every way!"

"You... You, you, you—"

When Paimon heard this, he was all bad.

Stretched out his hand and pointed at Yingmei, her body was trembling~

Can't you say something nice?

Damn!

"Hmph, ignore you guy!"

With that, Paimon flew to the other side.

Then the offal was gone, and the drinks were gone.

Holding Hun in his hands, he looked at the light curtain.

But at the same time, she began to pray inwardly.

"Woo woo, the great existence in the light curtain!"

"Don't let Paimon get beaten up too badly!"

"As long as I can save some face for Paimon, I... I'll dedicate it to you!"

"Well, it's not a dedication~"

"Hehe, but if you want to, my little Paimon will definitely help you!"

Yingmei doesn't know what Paimon thinks.

Seeing that she looked depressed, she also smiled and didn't make any more jokes.

After all, how can a joke be as interesting as it looks directly?

So he hurriedly looked at the light curtain.

The same is true for the other three daughters.

......

Mondstadt, high in the sky.

Wendy and Dvalin were thinking about something.

One wonders if he really doesn't sneeze after becoming a cat-eared girl.

One wonders what Barbatos will look like when he becomes a cat-eared girl?

For a time, one god and one dragon had different thoughts.

At this moment, after hearing the words of the light curtain, the faces of the two of them were stunned.

Paimon vs. Dvalin?

This is not a serious review......

"Paimon?"

"It's the little guy next to the Traveler, right?"

Dvalin thought for a moment and spoke.

As one of its life-savers, it is still a bit impressive.

"Well, it's time to be in Liyue with the Traveler. "

Wendy nodded.

"Since it's it, then there is no suspense in this video. "

"I've got to win!"

"Even if it's a serious review, it's the same!"

"At most, the process is a little tortuous~"

Dvalin burst into amusement.

No one wants to be killed.

Dragons are the same!

It's not too nice to be able to end in such a way now~

Wendy, though, doesn't see it that way.

"It's not necessarily~"

"Hey, Dvalin, don't forget Miss Navia's bombardment of the Dragon King yesterday~"

Bombardment of the Dragon King......

When Dvalin heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched.

Yesterday's review it naturally read.

That kind of Fontaine is too miserable~

The dignified Water Dragon King was bombarded by a human woman......

At that time, it also taunted him and made him withdraw from the group......

Isn't it going to be in this situation?

Thinking of this possibility, Dvalin's heart suddenly became a little apprehensive.

Instead, Wendy laughed.

Had Dvalin seen so much of his amusement before.

Now I'm finally going to be happy to come back~

Hey~

So, he hurriedly looked at the light curtain.

At the same time, the other people in the chat group, with all kinds of speculations, looked at the light curtain together.

......

light curtain, at which point the video is just starting to play.

in the picture.

The first thing that catches your eye is a series of subtitles in the center of the screen.

【Top Secret of the Shogunate】

【Inazuma Top Secret Files】

...

【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Yingmei: Huh, this time it is related to Inazuma again? (surprised.jpg)]

[(Okay) Koto: It seems that we in Mondstadt and Inazuma are really destined!(Crying and .jpg laughing)]

[Shadow: In that case, can you strengthen business contacts in the future?]

[Qin: Naturally, after all, this is also a mutually beneficial thing for both parties. 】

[Wendy: Hey, I'll talk about serious things later, but it's not serious now~]

[Funina: That's right, that's right, what do the words in this light curtain mean?]

[Hu Tao: hiss~ the top secret of the shogunate, the top secret file of Inazuma? Is it a major event sealed in the dust of history? (surprised. expression)]

[Yae Miko: Oops, it seems that the things that the shogunate wants to hide this time can't be hidden~]

[Kamisato Ayato: Ahem, Miyaji-sama is right, it seems that it is time for the events of that year to be known to the world. 】

[Sangonomiya Kokomi: Ahem, yes, that incident almost caused a huge disaster back then~]

[Kujou Sara: Yes... Ahem, yes, it's true! It's really scary!]

When the others saw this scene, they were stunned.

Really?

Inazuma still hid such a thing?

For a while, many people began to discuss.

However, at this time......

[Ei: Hmm, did the shogunate have such a secret? Why haven't I heard of it?" (doubt.jpg)

【Yae Miko: ......】

【Kamisato Ayato: ......】