Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

Hilichurl shaman?

Hearing Amber's words, everyone was stunned.

They've basically seen this kind of monster.

Subconsciously, their minds began to appear in the form of this hilichu shaman.

Then compare it with Wendy's movement posture in the light curtain.

Hiss~

It can't be said that it is irrelevant, it can only be said that it is exactly the same!

At this moment, everyone's eyes became strange.

Learn the movements of the hilichurl shaman, and then go to Inazuma to steal the dog!

Really good at playing~

Can't help it, everyone began to look forward to Wendy's sassy operation~

Thinking of this, they also quickly stopped the discussion, and then put their eyes on the light curtain again.

......

in the light curtain.

At this time, a DJ background music of Sari Lang sounded.

Ahh

Wow puff pedal pedal pedal ~

......

If anything, the original video just feels a little abstract.

Well, now, it's evolved!

Under the music of this dynamic ghost animal, the fun of the video began to rise infinitely~

At this time, he moved!

Wendy took the dog into her arms with both hands,

Then he learned from the hilichurl shaman and ran wild through Inazuma Castle in an extremely exaggerated stride.

With the rhythm of stepping on the dots and the pace of the six relatives who don't recognize each other, everyone in the chat group can't laugh.

Knock knock~

Wow puff pedal pedal pedal ~

And Wendy seems to feel that stealing dogs is not enough.

When passing by the Tianmu Forging House, he directly put down the dog, and then ran away with the apprentice Ah Chuang.

provoked Tianmu Fifteen to follow behind for a while.

...

Wan Ye, Tianmu Fifteen, and Ah Chuang were stunned when they saw this.

I'll go, carry people?

Can you still play like this?

...

in the picture.

The previous thing is just the beginning~

Wendy's boldness is growing!

Knock knock~

Wow puff pedal pedal pedal ~

Under the music of the cheerful ghost animal, he ran to Kamisato Yashiki again.

Then he ran out directly with Kamisato Ayato on his shoulders. At this time, "May 13" also sounded the Little N classic Bible~

[There is no you in this house!]

[There is no place for you in this house!]

[Ahhhh

[Ahhhh

...

Kamisato Ayato, Kamisato Ayaka, and Thoma are laughing.

After all, the music and video are so joyful.

However, when he saw this, the smile on his face suddenly froze.

Especially Kamisato Ayato!

The corners of his mouth twitched at the sights of his sister and Thomas.

I never thought that I would be persecuted again!

Or in this outrageous way......

...

in the picture.

Wendy's movement is getting louder and louder.

Knock knock~

Wow puff pedal pedal pedal ~

Under the feeling of the song, he directly knocked out Thor in front of the castle tower.

Then with a dream in one mind, he began to shop again with the pace of six relatives who did not recognize him.

At this time, there was also a burst of side sounds.

[Hahahahaha-]

[Let me try the knife~]

【Please don't hang around here!】

[Fall for me~!]

...

The castle tower.

Shadow and Miko looked at the fun of the wind god, and they couldn't laugh.

At this point, Ei's smile came to an abrupt end.

Then his face darkened.

On the side, the crumb's laughter grew louder.

...

in the picture.

Knock knock~

Wow puff pedal pedal pedal ~

Accompanied by Sarilang's ditty, Wendy arrives outside Inazuma Castle this time.

Little Klee is here.

He directly hugged Little Klee's bouncing bomb and ran away.

And the results are obvious.

Rumble~

With a loud roar.

Wendy's figure disappears from the frame.

The music came to an abrupt end!

And that's it, the video ends!

...

Knights of Favonius Confinement.

When Klee saw this, she burst into tears.

Finished~

Klee blew up Lord Barbatos~

Woo woo woo ~ ......

And many other people, after watching the whole video, laughed one by one.

Steal the dog first!

And then the apprentice who stole the iron!

Then he resisted the head of the Kamisato family, Kamisato Ayato!

After that, he even stole Thor's sword!

It can be described as arrogant!

And in the end, the bomb was stolen!

The results are also very encouraging!

It was directly blown up!

Is this the time when Mondstadt was fishing?

They can't just look at it and feel happy!

Especially with that magical BGM, the happiness is simply doubled!

Wrong!

Many, many times more!

Only the people of Mondstadt looked at each other.

They want to laugh too!

After all, the content of this fun video is really funny!

The light curtain changes the protagonist of the video to a god from another country, or an ordinary person,

Then they would all laugh heartily.

But the protagonist of this video is their own wind god!

The fun is in their own homes, who still laughs at this?

It's too late to cry......

......

【General Chat Group】

Originally, because Wendy was beaten by a lady and pulled out her heart,

The other six nations have joined together to put pressure on Solstice and the Fatui.

The atmosphere was tense for a while.

It seems that a little spark can detonate a war!

However, after watching this indecent video in the light curtain, everyone couldn't hold back.

The tense atmosphere suddenly vanished.

It's all so much fun, how can you still have the idea of going to war?

Of course, it's fun first!

[Master Mao: Well, your wind god... Poof, ahem, your god of wind, poof, hahaha, sorry, hahaha......]

[Tian Tiezui: Ahem, I'm a professional, I don't usually laugh, but this time I can't help it, hahaha~]

[Tianmu 15: Stealing dogs, stealing my apprentices, you Fengshen are too unserious, right?]

[Mio Ogura: Not only that, but also the sword and bomb of the head of the Kamisato family and the general!" (smiling .jpg)]

[Teppei: Although we Inazuma are the injured party...... But, hahahaha, it's really fun!]

[Dinarzeda: Is this the way Mondstadt touches the fish?" (laughs and cries.jpg)]

[Silver: Huh, why don't Mondstadt's friends laugh? (Serious .jpg)]

[Harry: ......]

[Ellie: ......]

[Sister Victoria: Lord Barbatos must have a reason for doing this......]

【......】

......

Hall of the Dead.

"Puff~"

Hu Taogang took a sip of tea.

However, after seeing the video in the light curtain, I couldn't help but squirt out.

"Ahem~"

After choking a few times, she slapped her chair and laughed.

"Hahaha, I'm happy to kill the master of the hall~"

"This wind god is really a talent when he doesn't do business!"

"Hahaha~"

Smiling and laughing, Hu Tao bent over and covered his stomach.

It's so joyful to laugh~

On the side, Zhongli also lost his former seriousness at this time.

There was a big smile on his face.

He was right~ (Read the violent novel, just go to the Feilu Novel Network!)

The indecent comments of old friends are really interesting~

At this time, Hu Tao wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and then smiled at Zhongli.

"Zhongli, do you know this wind god?"

"The head of the hall thinks this person's character is very interesting~"

"Doing things out of the box can bring a lot of joy to everyone. "

"If there is such a person in the Hall of the Afterlife, wouldn't it be easier for others to accept it?"

"Maybe you can even use the identity of the other party Fengshen to break into the Mondstadt market!"

Hu Tao's temperament is a little out of tune.

But I have to say that he is indeed a career-minded boss!

No matter when, I think of ways to improve the performance of the Afterlife!

This is not~

After seeing Wendy's funny talent and identity, he immediately had an idea.

When Zhongli heard this, the smile on his face was stunned.

Then his expression became strange.

Let Barbatos, a fun man, speak for the Hall of the Dead?

Are you sure it can't be worse?

But if you think about it carefully, it seems that what the hall master said also makes sense~

After all, who can say no to having fun?

Thinking about it this way, Zhongli was also a little unclear about the situation after the combination of the two.

But he didn't refuse.

"There have been a few encounters. "

"If you have the opportunity, you will introduce it to the hall master. "

"Okay, then please leave it to the guest~"

Seeing Zhongli nodding in agreement, Hu Tao suddenly became happy.

Ah~

It's comfortable to have a cyclamite~

Connections or something~

It would be better if I could complain less, and then work as diligently as Ganyu~

......

Mondstadt, an abyssal base somewhere.

At this time, it is not enough to be lively here.

"Hey~ It's really strange that this wind god doesn't do this~!"

"Indeed, the pace that these six relatives don't recognize is even more outrageous than the previous dance!"

"Hahaha, the name of the wind god is completely shattered. "

"Don't just laugh, write it all down for me, by the way, learn the walking posture again. "

"Hehe, I know, when you face the people of Mondstadt, you will taunt and walk with the steps of the hilichurl shaman!"

"When the time comes, it will be up to the people of Mondstadt to be ashamed!"

"桀桀桀桀~"

"桀桀桀桀~"

"桀桀桀桀~"

“......"

On the throne, Sora looked at his energetic subordinates below and nodded with satisfaction.

Not bad!

That's how it should be!

Since you can't make trouble from other aspects for the time being, let's start with these unorthodox reviews!

Deal a psychological blow to the enemy with taunts!

Let's see if you still have the heart to believe in the wind god in the future!

"But one wind god is not enough!"

"Gotta have more~"

"When the time comes, it's okay to see that you earthly seven consuls are embarrassed to sit on the throne of God!"

Sora looked at the light curtain with a look of anticipation.

......

Mondstadt, Basilica of the West Wind.

Originally, because of the riotous dance of Baba Tuosi, the atmosphere here was a little silent.

But later, because of the fact that Fengshen was taken out of his heart, he briefly diverted his attention.

And at this time......

After seeing Lord Barbatos who was not doing his job in the light curtain, the memory of his death came back to his mind.

The nuns were silent again.

Faith is constantly oscillating between shattering and rebuilding~

As for Barbara herself.

And again and again, and ........again, and

The expression is sluggish, and there is no pity in life~

......

Mondstadt, high in the sky.

And at this time, the parties are here.

"Slander, slander!"

Wendy was distressed.

A pitiful look of a good boy who has been misunderstood.

Dvalin, on the other hand, burst out laughing.

"Hahaha, it turns out that you don't just steal dogs when you fish. "

"Even stealing apprentices, carrying people, stealing knives, stealing bombs!"

"It's you, Bartos!"

It's not happy right now.

Because I finally saw a mess with this guy!

Whether it's real or not, it thinks it's real now!

And all of Teyvat saw it!

"That's not me, it's an indecent comment from the light curtain!"

"I haven't been here yet... Oh no, I'm a serious person!"

"How could such a thing be done?"

"The light curtain misunderstood me!"

Wendy continued to argue.

"You just wanted to say you didn't have time, did you?"

Dvalin's ears were so sharp that he could hear the loophole in Wendy's mouth at once.

I couldn't help but roll my eyes immediately.

It thought that this guy was really anxious because of the death of the society!

But I never thought it was just intentional.

It's fooling it!

Okay~

White was happy!

"No!

"You heard it wrong!"

"I don't believe you look at my eyes, how sincere you are~"

Wendy looked at Dvalin at her feet with a serious look.

Dvalin rolled his eyes angrily.

It's in this state now that the ghost can see your eyes, huh?

This guy shouldn't be called the Aeolus!

It should be called the God of Fun!

......

【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Yingmei: I've seen so many indecent comments, I thought it would be strange to meet, but I never expected it......]

[Paimon: I never expected another video to make people's eyes black!(tears.expression)]

[Xiangling: Shocked! His Excellency Fengshen went to Inazuma for this, is this a moral degradation or a distortion of human nature!]

[Charlotte: Yes! Next time I come to work with the Steambird!]

[Funina: Ah, help, is there a kind person to save me, please have a pair of eyes that haven't watched the video. (Crash .jpg)】

[Hu Tao: It's hopeless, it's better to wash and bury. Book the Afterlife Hall package now, and there are discounts~】

[Funina: ???]

Funina was speechless.

I treat you as a friend.

You actually treat me as a big customer?

[Zhongli: The scary thing is not that it makes people's eyes dark, but that with the temperament of the wind god, he can really do this!

[Na Villette: Where is this wind god? It's clearly a mad god!]

[Alice: Now I finally know why the main color of Wendy's clothes is green!(Emotional .jpg)]

[Kamisato Ayaka: Why? (Curious, emoji)]

[Alice: Because he is also a part-time grass god, it's too damn!]

【Nahida:......】

[Nahida: Understood, this grass god is not appropriate, Barbatos seniors come here. I'll go first. (Dog's head, emoticons)】

[Wendy: slander, slander, I'm a serious person!How can I do these things?(一serious.j1.1pg)]

[Alice: Serious person, good fellow!, ask yourself, don't you feel heartache when you say this?]

[Wendy: No, because my god heart has been taken out, and now I don't have a heart!]

[Yingmei: 6!]

[Paimon: 6!]

[Alice: 6!]

[Ladies: ......]

[Yae Miko: What about the people who believe in Barbatos now?How do you feel?" (sneer.jpg)

[Diona: Hmph! That's why I drank too much alcohol!In the future, Lord Fengshen must quit drinking!]

[Jean: Ahem, Lord Barbatos must have a reason for doing this, right?]

[Barbara: Already on the rooftop~ (tears, expressions)]

【......】

Because the video is too abstract, the chat group dances wildly for a while.

At this time, someone remembered the victim in the video - Inazuma.

[Yingmei: Hehe, by the way, how do the other participants feel? (Bad laugh.jpg)]

[Paimon: Let's not talk about the dogs, I don't know which one. 】

[Paimon: The apprentice of the Tianmu Forge House has been resisted and disappeared!]

【Kaedehara Kazuha: ......】

[Paimon: Kamisato Ayato, the head of the Kamisato family, was resisted and disappeared!]

[Paimon: But judging from the words of Ayaka, the guess is that she made a deal with Wendy and kicked her brother out!.jpg]

【Kamisato Ayato: ......】

【Kamisato Ayaka: ......】

[Paimon: Raiden Shogun was knocked unconscious in front of the castle tower, and then a sword was taken away from him.] 】

[Shadow: Hehe, Barbatos, I haven't seen you for a long time, I think it's necessary to have a good conversation.] (Smiling .jpg)】

[Wendy: Hey~]

[Paimon: In the end, it's little Klee!I don't know how she got to Inazuma, but she's a hateful singer!

[Klee: Woo woo woo ~ Klee's bomb blew up Lord Barbatos, woo woo woo ~ (sad · emote)]

[Venti: Ahh......hh