Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Yingmei: Poof~ Hahaha, I'm happy, Wendy, you know how to fool~!]

[Alice: What's the fool? Just ask you if this is the reason, right? (Wicked laughs.jpg)]

[Zhongli: In terms of general reason, a surname Wen and a surname Ba are indeed not a person!(A serious .jpg~)]

[Paimon: Got it~ If I catch Wendy again later, what does that have to do with what I sing?

[Dvalin: This surname is "sold", right?]

[Wendy: Hey~]

[Tartaglia: Haha, it's useless! I'll say so when I encounter a situation in the future!]

[Tartaglia: What does the arrest of the Fatui have to do with me, Tartaglia?

[Nahida: What does the capture of the grass god have to do with me, Nahida?

[Funina: What does the capture of Navilleette have to do with my Naville otter?(dog head.emoji)]

[Navillette: ......]

[Liuyun borrowing the wind Zhenjun: What does the capture of Ganyu have to do with my coconut sheep? (dog head .jpg)]

【Ganyu: ......】

[Zhongli: Catch the Rock King Emperor and I ......]

[Hu Tao: What are you talking to? (curious.jpg)]

[Zhongli: Ahem, it's nothing. 】

Zhongli was a little lucky.

almost revealed his identity according to other people's speeches.

This chat group is really a bit "evil".

But there's a curtain of light,

He also knew that he couldn't hide his identity.

But if you can hide it for a while, will you......

[Kamisato Ayaka: But then again, it's clear that it's His Excellency Fengshen who is not seriously commenting this time, but General Kujo has suffered inexplicably. 】

[Yoimiya: Traveler, ah no, the executioner said that he was very good]

[Yingmei: Ye is used to it! Ye wants to see how he persecuts me again behind the light curtain!(.jpg hands on his hips)]

[Nilou: In this way, it seems that even if you are not the person being commented on, there will be a risk in the future.] 】

[Funina: Not necessarily! Look at Clolynd and Leosley, don't they also star? and take the opportunity to do the above once!

[Leosley: Hahaha, that's true!How can ordinary people tease the water dragon king Navillette, oh no, that Ville otter!]

[Clorinde: (Eating melon .jpg)]

[Navillette: ......]

[Navillette: Leosley, I'll continue to train with you later.] (Smiling .jpg)】

【Leosley: ......】

[Sigwen: Hey, I have to go and get some medicine again...... (Covering his face.jpg)】

[Yoimiya: In such a comparison, the Kujou generals are really miserable. 】

[Kamisato Ayato: It's good that we know about it, but we don't know about this person, so I'm afraid I really think that Kujou Yamaji is that kind of person......]

[Arataki Itto: Hahaha, miserable, miserable! I can see the stupidity of the nine turtles, this feeling... It's amazing!, wahahaha~]

[Kuki Shinobu: Boss ......]

[Kujou Sara: Arataki Itto, you shut up for me!]

[Kujou Sara: This is not a serious comment! Not true!]

[Kujou Sara: Shogun, I'm by no means the silly character in the light curtain. 】

[Yae Miko: Oh, really, I don't believe it!]

[Kujou Sara: Miyaji-sama will take the test directly, and I'll continue! Let the people in the group see if I'm really that stupid!]

Seeing this, the corners of the crumb fox's mouth raised slightly, and a hint of a playful smile flashed in his eyes.

Little Jiujo, now you can be in my hands~

[Yae Miko: Ahem, okay, then I'll ask at will.] 】

[Yae Miko: Hmm——, if one day, a man named Balzebu fights with Raiden Shogun who is sitting in the castle tower, who will you help?]

Seeing this question, the corners of Shadow's mouth twitched.

And Wendy, Zhongli, and Nahida, who knew the insiders, turned even more weird.

Balzebu and Raiden Shogun fight?

Boy!

You know how to ask~

[Kujou Sara: That must be the Shogun!]

[Kujou Sara: Anyone who dares to be disrespectful to the Shogun, I will fight for the Shogun to draw his sword!]

Compared to other countries, the names of Inazuma gods are poorly understood.

It is widely known as the "Raiden Shogun".

So Kujou Sara didn't know what was going on inside.

Because of this, I directly fell for the pink-haired fox!

Meanwhile......

[Kamisato Ayaka: This question should be easy to answer, right?]

[Yoimiya: Yes, the Shogun is our god, so naturally we should fight for her!]

[Arataki Itto: That's right! Although Uncle Ben doesn't deal with this nine turtles, I think what she said this time is right!]

【Qi Liangliang: Meow~】

[Venti: That's it, beat this guy called Balzebu!(Bad laughs.jpg)]

[Zhongli: In terms of universal rationality, one surname Ba, one surname Lei, the surname Lei is his boss, then he must help the surname Lei! (A serious .jpg)]

[Nahida: The above two are right!(Eat melon .jpg)]

[Shadow: ......]

When the crumb fox saw this scene, the smile on his face suddenly brightened.

I wanted to play a trick on one.

I didn't expect four more to come at once~

[Yae Miko: Ahem, bold! Kujou Sara, you dare to commit the following again!]

[Yae Miko: Say!Did you have the heart of rebellion a long time ago?!(A serious .jpg)]

【Kujou Sara: ???】

Kujou Sara had a black question mark on his face at this time.

Why did she do it again?

Didn't she draw her sword and fight for the general?

Wait a minute!

At this time, Kujou Sara suddenly thought of something, and his expression was stunned.

"One surname Ba, one surname Lei ......"

"Why is this scene so familiar?"

"Could it be that ... The General's real name is Balzeb??"

Thinking of this possibility, her face darkened.

Boy!

She also previously said that she was not as stupid as she was in the video.

As a result, it showed the same operation as in the light curtain......

In the light curtain, he treats Barbatos and Wendy as two people.

It's about the same on her side......

"Why did Miyaji-sama come up with such a problem......"

Kujou Sara looked a little annoyed.

It's really embarrassing in front of the general.

Does the Shogun think that he is not so loyal?

Will the Shogun feel that he is not attentive enough?

Will the Shogun ......

For a moment, she felt a little uneasy in her heart.

"I still don't pay enough attention to the general!"

"When you come to the general later, you must take good notes and memorize them by heart. "

Kujou Sara thought to himself.

Immediately, she looked at the chat group again.

[Kujou Sara: Eh, dare to ask if the name of the Shogun is Balzebu?]

[Shadow: Nature!]

[Kujou Sara: Shogun, subordinates... The subordinates are stupid, please punish the general!]

At this time, Ayaka, Yoimiya, Arataki Itto, and Kira were also dumbfounded.

it?

The general is actually Balzebu?

It's broken~

Yae Miyaji's problem is really not that simple.

I've been fooled.

[Kamisato Ayaka: Ayaka is stupid, please punish the general!]

Yoimiya: Please... Please punish the general!]

[Arataki Kazuto: Uh... , This, Uncle Ben really doesn't know. 】

[Kuki Shinobu: Please read it for the sake of the boss who doesn't know, and please take it lightly. 】

[Qi Liangliang: Will... The Shogun's life!(shivering.jpg)]

Ying looked at this scene and spoke a little helplessly.

Is it really that scary?

Or is it that Inazuma's Lei Wei in the past was too depressing?

After sighing in her heart, she looked at the chat group again.

[Shadow: It's okay, you don't have to care. 】

Hearing this, several people breathed a sigh of relief in their hearts.

Subsequently......

[Kujou Sara: Yae Miko, Miyaji-sama, I didn't know before. Nowadays, natural selection does not help each other. 】

[Yae Miko: Bold! Thorgod Balzebu is in trouble, and your subordinate doesn't help? (a serious .jpg)]

[Yae Miko: Say, do you have a rebellious heart?!(A serious expression)]

【Kujou Sara: ???】

[Kujou Sara: Miyaji-sama, Balzebu is the general, and the general-sama is Balzebu. If both sides want me to go, how can I help?]

[Yae Miko: No, no, no~ Balzebu is a general, but the Raiden Shogun sitting in the castle tower is not necessarily Balzebu~ (Bad laugh.jpg)]

【Kujou Sara: ???】

【Kamisato Ayaka: ???】

【Yoimiya: ???】

【Arataki Itto: ???】

At this point, all the Inazuma people and the uninformed were shocked.

Just now, Kage admitted that his name was Balzebu.

Why isn't the General Balzeb now?

For a while, many people's heads were a little dizzy.

Seeing this, a sly smile flashed in the fox's eyes, and then spoke.

[Yae Miko: To put it simply, Shadow, that is, Balzebu, inherited the position of Thor and is the Raiden Shogun. 】

[Yae Miko: But then she made another puppet, and then made the puppet as a raiden shogun in the outside world, and she entered the Pure Land of One Heart. 】

[Yae Miko: Things are a little complicated inside. You will know the details when you review the film in the future. 】

...

"Co-author... Am I choosing the wrong one again?"

The corners of Kujou Sara's mouth twitched as he figured it out.

chose the wrong choice twice, and for a while she was a little suspicious of her IQ.

Could it be that the content of the inappropriate comments in the light curtain is true?

Is she really that stupid?

...

Hiss!~

And the others couldn't help but gasp after seeing this speech.

How can there be such an operation?

In addition to being shocked, they also understood the words of this Yae Palace Division.

No wonder the general is not necessarily Balzeb.

Because it may also be a doll~

After figuring it all out, look back and see that there is a big hole in this question! (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

At first, you feel like you want to help Raiden Shogun.

As a result, you are told, you are wrong!

Because Thor's name is Balzeb.

Okay~

Since they are all one person, it is better not to help each other.

But who knows it's wrong again!

Because Balzebu is Raiden Shogun, but Raiden Shogun is not necessarily Balzeb, the real Thor!

The right answer, should help Balzebu!

Thinking of this, everyone felt a little sympathetic to Kujou Sara.

originally wanted to take the opportunity to prove that he was not as iron-clad as in the video,

But as a result, he was made even more innocent by the palace secretary.

But Kujou Sara can't be blamed for this.

Because how can ordinary people know these inside things?

Should I say it or not, this fox is crumbs![]

It is worthy of being able to match or even surpass the executioner on one of the "crumbs"!

Inexplicably, everyone is beginning to look forward to the follow-up light curtain comments on this one!

It will be interesting then~

......

Villa.

After watching the video, Luo Chen also looked at the conspicuous barrage in the live broadcast room.

After seeing the content of the chat inside, his face suddenly became weird.

I thought it was Wendy's big fool who was ridiculed by everyone.

Unexpectedly, it was Kujou Sara who was unlucky......

It's a crooked topic......

"It's you, crumbs fox~"

"Little Kujo, the people who were cheated by you are stupid. "

Luo Chen sighed silently in his heart.

But he didn't forget that this time it was Wendy's home stadium.

So he spoke again and pulled the topic of the chat group back.

"Ahem, there's a lot to show you just now. "

"But through these, you should be able to clearly know what it means to be fooled by the wind god!"

When everyone heard this, they secretly said in their hearts, didn't they!

There is not a word of truth in this mouth!

Proper big flicker!

If you divide the strength by "flickering", this one has already beaten Teyvat invincible!

At this time, Luo Chen continued.

"After learning about this, we went on to make a serious comment. "

"The third item of the indecent review - don't do the right thing~"

As mentioned earlier, Barbatos is not in Mondstadt except for helping Mondstadt on the right path at critical moments. "

"Instead, I went out to fish~"

"Then you must be curious how this wind god will touch the fish."

"Here, there's an interesting picture. "

"After reading it, you should understand. "

As he spoke, he picked up the mouse and started to control it.

Soon, a new video appeared in the live broadcast room.

【Barbatos Dog Stealing Incident】

......

Mondstadt, high in the sky.

Wendy was expecting it after hearing the words in the light curtain.

He also wanted to see what interesting stories would come along.

And when he saw the title of the video, the smile on his face froze.

"Stealing dogs?"

"Barbatos, do you still like to do this when you're fishing?"

Dvalin's face suddenly turned strange when he saw it clearly.

Hearing this, Wendy suddenly came back to her senses.

Then he quickly denied it.

"Slander, slander!"

"Light Curtain, he slandered me!"

"Dvalin, you know, I, Barbatos, what a serious man!"

"How is it possible to steal a dog?"

He Wen someone has always dared to do it!

I've never done this thing before!

This is too improper~

However, when Dvalin heard this, he looked suspicious.

"Are you a serious person?"

"How do I feel like this is something you can do?"

After all, this is the one who even the rock god dares to tease.

Stealing dogs?

It doesn't seem like a big deal!

Wendy wanted to say something when she heard this,

But then the curtain began to move.

So the two also paused their discussion and quickly looked over.

At the same time, so do the rest of the chat group.

I watched it with excitement, curiosity, melon eating, disbelief and other moods.

......

In the light curtain, in the picture.

In the background is a street in Inazuma Castle on Narukami Island.

Wendy stood there, in an eerie pose of a hilichurl shaman.

Grab a dog with your right hand.

The dog is barking non-stop~

His body swayed slightly from side to side.

It looks extremely abstract~

...

【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Kamisato Ayaka: Huh, why is it Inazuma again?]

[Yoimiya: It seems that His Excellency Fengshen and Inazuma are really related~ (laughing and crying.jpg)]

[Hu Tao: He's got a dog in his hand!Did he steal Inazuma's dog?]

[Yingmei: The case has been solved!It turns out that this is the truth about Wendy's arrest!]

[Barbara: Well, do you think Lord Barbatos's movements are a little... Something weird?]

[Noelle: Huh, really! It doesn't seem to be a human movement, but it's a little familiar......]

[Amber: Isn't this the hilichurl shaman......]

As a Scout Knight, she was familiar with the monsters outside.

So it was instantly recognizable.

"Lord Barbatos made a shamanic gesture to steal the dog......"

"That's too off-the-beaten-hearted, isn't it?"

The corners of Amber's mouth twitched.

......

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