Entertainment: We asked you to perform in the audition, not to ruin the show!

Entertainment: We asked you to perform in the audition, not to ruin the show!

娱乐:让你选秀,没让你砸场!

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A group of contestants were frantically selling their misery, and Cheng Bin suddenly changed his style when he came on stage.

Cheng Bin: The most painful thing for me is that I almost got into Qinghua.

He Jiong: How did I miss it?

Cheng Bin: The college entrance examination started at 9 o'clock, and I got up at 10 o'clock.

He Jiong: 6... You must have been very depressed at that time?

Cheng Bin: Depressed? It was panic! Wouldn't my life be over if I went to Qinghua? Fortunately, I had already received the recommendation of Beijing University.

Everyone: Fuck the grass!

He Jiong: Then why did you come to participate in this program...

Cheng Bin: The staff said it was 200 per episode, and I said I could get these 200 from you... I had to pay more!

He Jiong: You came after paying more?

Cheng Bin: I have a bottom line. How can I give up money just for a little face!

He Jiong: What is your dream?

Cheng Bin: Become a top star with a daily salary of 2.08 million!

He Jiong: Uh... what else?

Cheng Bin: Everyone in the circle is talented and speaks well. I like it here. If they look ordinary, it's called atmosphere. If they have poor acting skills, it's called insensitivity. If they sing badly, it's called full mic dedication!

Netizens laughed like crazy. We asked you to audition, not to ruin the show!

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