Siheyuan: How many wives are reasonable to imitate the master?

Soon, Lou Xiao'e was holding a large chicken cage in her little hand, and everyone saw that it was really an old hen.

In the past, they remembered that there were three chickens in Xu Damao's house, one of which was a rooster. It was probably killed by Xu Damao and eaten.

However, two old hens are here now, and they can't crow. So whose chickens did the rooster crow just now belong to?

Many residents of the courtyard began to be confused. Xu Damao waved to Yi Zhonghai and asked him to perform an old hen's crow for everyone.

Yi Zhonghai's face became even more uncomfortable, and he immediately retorted:"What's wrong with the old hen crowing? Your Lou Xiao'e is an old hen who doesn't know how to crow, but I didn't see Lou Xiao'e laying eggs for you Xu Damao?"

Yi Zhonghai was angry. , and he immediately started to expose the truth. Lou Xiaoe was so angry that Yi Zhonghai cried.

Others said that Lou Xiao'e couldn't lay eggs, so forget it. As the head of the courtyard family, Yi Zhonghai actually ridiculed Lou Xiao'e like this, which made his daughter-in-law very sad.

Xu Damao was so angry that he was speechless. He could only look at Lou Xiao'e with his eyes widened, wishing that Lou Xiao'e would give birth to a fat boy now.

Lou Xiao'e's inability to have children has long been a joke in the courtyard. Now, Xu Damao's scar has been removed by Yi Zhonghai, and Xu Damao is even more annoyed.

"You are still crying, why do you have the nerve to cry? How could I be blind and marry an old hen like you who can only cuddle a nest but not lay eggs? Zhao

Ergou came to Yi Zhonghai and touched him with his arm:"Hey, sir, if you give me ten yuan, I will definitely let this old hen lay eggs.""

Yi Zhonghai didn't expect that Zhao Ergou would take the initiative to talk to him. Today, it was because Zhao Ergou didn't give him face and was unwilling to let him and Qin Huairu leave first.

Li Jianmin who came over just then was caught. Now When Yi Zhonghai saw Zhao Ergou, he wanted to go up and take a bite. He ignored Zhao Ergou's intention.

Zhao Ergou was not in a hurry, but said slowly:"Master, just now you said that the rooster crows is because of the old hen in Xu Damao's house. of? You are forcing Xu Damao to wear small shoes.

If you deliberately embarrass Xu Damao, in the future, who will think that the great master will convince others with his virtue, then the great master's prestige will be gone."

Yi Zhonghai lowered his voice after thinking for a while, and discussed with Zhao Ergou:"Your brother, you brat, can you really make an old hen lay eggs?

I'll give you five dollars if I can, but we have to agree first that if you fail, I won't give you a dime."

Zhao Ergou saw that the old man had taken the bait, and Zhao Ergou nodded:"You just have to wait and see. When I was studying in school, I learned some common ventriloquism. I can make two old hens crow at the same time."

There is a reason why Zhao Ergou took the initiative to make peace with Yi Zhonghai. He wanted to steal more of Yi Zhonghai's pension money.

Another point is that the two old hens in Xu Damao's house cannot crow. In case of suspicion, Someone deliberately caused trouble and suspected Zhao Ergou, which would not be fun.

Zhao Ergou came to the chicken coop and started whistling directly to the old hen in the chicken coop.

This is also a kind of imitation. Zhao Ergou just imitated the crowing of a rooster. He figured it out on his own, and now he is using it.

Many people don’t know what Zhao Ergou is doing. Even Lou Xiaoe looked at Zhao Ergou in disgust. She thought Zhao Ergou This was to make fun of the old hen, mocking her for not being able to lay eggs.

Lou Xiaoe was about to get angry when suddenly, the two old hens in the chicken coop began to crow over each other. The two old hens seemed to be competing, one after another. It was so loud that the residents of the surrounding courtyard were all surprised.

The uncle really hit the mark. Not only did the old hens in Xu Damao's house crow, but they also crowed two at once, which was an eye-opener for everyone.

Yi Zhonghai finally breathed a sigh of relief and smiled for the first time. He said:"Xu Damao, you lose, when will I wrongly accuse a good person?

As long as I see your old hen is still there tomorrow morning, I will do it myself and I will never show any mercy to you again."

Xu Damao looked ugly and wanted to kill these two hens now. Then he heard Lou Xiao'e crying, and Xu Damao became even more crazy.

【Host, if you make Xu Damao’s old hen crow, you will be rewarded with twenty attribute points.】

【The host, Xu Damao, cursed the culprit's eighteenth generation ancestor in his heart and rewarded him with five eggs.】

【Host, Lou Xiaoe cursed five times in her heart, fuck you, uncle, and rewarded him with a bottle of sesame oil]

Zhao Ergou smiled, could this be the hard work of interacting with animals? Zhao Ergou was very satisfied, he came to Yi Zhonghai and signaled to the uncle Give me the money quickly.

Yi Zhonghai was in a good mood. Although Zhao Ergou had made ten yuan at once, which made her feel a little bit pained, he still felt very relieved and his majesty was still there.

Zhao Ergou took the uncle's ten yuan and said again:"Master, today you and Qin Huairu messed up about the broken shoes. The residents of the courtyard don't know it yet." As soon as

Zhao Ergou finished speaking, Yi Zhonghai He immediately covered Zhao Ergou's mouth with all his strength. He wanted to tear it apart now. Zhao Ergou had such a bad mouth.