"Ergouzi, what do you want? What on earth are you going to do? My uncle actually doesn’t have much money left. Do you want to leave some pension income for him?"
Yi Zhonghai is so smart. He can tell at a glance what color of shit Zhao Ergou squats down to poop. He just wants hush money.
Zhao Ergou smiled, stretched out five fingers, and The old man breathed a sigh of relief and immediately took out five yuan and prepared to send Zhao Ergou away.
Who knows, Zhao Ergou said loudly:"Master, you are sending away to beg for food. After all, you are stupid. But I'm stupid, I said fifty yuan."
Yi Zhonghai almost couldn't stand still. Zhao Ergou is so vicious. How dare he speak and shout out fifty yuan for hard work?
Yi Zhonghai finally saw it. Zhao Ergou was deliberately retaliating. It was because of him that he embezzled the pension. Yi Zhonghai was so angry that he wanted to scold his mother.
"My son, you are also in trouble. How about we pay in installments? Can I give you five yuan every month? Even if the uncle consults with you."
Zhao Ergou shook his head:"Master, I'm not young anymore, and it's time to find a woman to live a good life. If you find me a wife who can pay the bride price in installments, I will agree to your request."
Yi Zhonghai only felt that his internal organs were about to shift out of anger. This Zhao Ergou was really insidious. How could he feel like he was being beaten passively?
Yi Zhonghai stretched out three fingers:"Master, too. Poor old man, we'll pay you thirty yuan a price. You have to promise to take this secret into the coffin."
Zhao Ergou sneered and refused to agree. He directly added thirty yuan to the price:"Master, the friendship price is eighty yuan per discount. If you don't want to, I will spread the word to you. Don't blame me then. Didn't remind you."
Yi Zhonghai was just about to speak when he saw Zhao Ergou preparing to add more money. He didn't dare to bargain, so he decided to make a deal with Zhao Ergou.
The moment he got the money, Zhao Ergou's eyes suddenly changed. It became cold, which made Yi Zhonghai feel that something was wrong?
Just when everyone thought that Yi Zhonghai had the upper hand this time, Zhao Ergou came over with his arms on his shoulders.
"Brother Damao, let me tell you something new. Today, a highly respected man from our courtyard was dating the young widow Qin Huairu in the old warehouse, and was caught by the deputy factory director.
You all don’t know that the two people were playing a fancy game at that time. Even the warehouse was lit with small whips, pepper water, and candle oil."
The moment Zhao Ergou walked into the crowd, Yi Zhonghai yelled,"No, this brat is very cunning. It was clearly a fraud just now, and it was extremely abominable. No wonder he had a bad smile on his face when he came. Sure enough, Zhao Nothing good will happen when Ergou comes. As soon as
Zhao Ergou got the money, he actually didn't have any spirit of contract. In a blink of an eye, he exposed Yi Zhonghai's background and all the residents of the courtyard started talking about it.
"Hey, I said, Ergouzi, you are not the one who started the fight with us, why did the first master get involved with Qin Huairu? Don't you know how to be dazzled?"
"What Zhao Ergou said seemed to be true. Didn't you see that the first man seemed to be vomiting blood and it never stopped? Zhao
Ergou smiled:"That's not a mix-up. The first master and Qin Huairu were clearly involved in breaking shoes and immoral things. The first master just picked it up easily."
Do you know why I don’t dare to walk faster? That's because He Yuzhu was beaten violently. Didn't you realize that He Yuzhu was not in the courtyard tonight?
If you don't believe it, ask the second uncle. Look, the second uncle came. The second uncle was also at the scene. He Yuzhu showed off a kitchen knife, and there were two of them."
The second uncle, Liu Haizhong, had an old hand behind his back and glanced at Yi Zhonghai, who was lying on the ground with more air coming out and less air coming in. He was mocking you in his heart. You deserve it.
How old are you? You still think about women. Is this what men pursue? ? Unlike my second uncle, who only strives to be a high official in his life.
It is already late at night, and even if Yi Zhonghai is vomiting blood, he has already been carried home by the residents of the courtyard, ready to be sent to the hospital for examination at dawn.
【Host, you blackmailed Yi Zhonghai for 80 yuan and rewarded him with five bottles of canned meat.】
【Host, if you vomit three liters of blood from Yi Zhonghai, you will be rewarded with five kilograms of apples.】
【Host, you have completed the hidden mission and will be rewarded with an upgrade of the imitated character.]
No matter how many rewards there are, there is no final reward. It is so comfortable. You can upgrade the imitated character. This is so unbelievable.
Who should I upgrade? So far, the people Zhao Ergou has imitated include Yi Zhonghai, Qin Huairu and Xu Damao, and the other one is Rooster Crow.
Of the three characters, only Xu Damao was an accomplished imitator. The rest, Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu, were just beginners. Zhao Ergou was a bit in trouble.
He really wanted to directly imitate Xu Damao and improve it to perfection. When the time comes, Zhao Ergou will not have a yin and yang face when imitating Xu Damao, but the real Xu Damao.
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