Siheyuan: How many wives are reasonable to imitate the master?

"Sir, the sound of the rooster crowing just now seemed to be coming from Xu Damao’s house. It was very noisy. I have to go to work tomorrow."

"That’s right, Xu Damao is so unethical that we can’t sleep. They are a very solid couple."

"Something's wrong. When I first came out, I heard something from Zhao Ergou's house. After the first uncle came out, the rooster stopped crowing."

Many people looked at the uncle with admiration. Even Yi Zhonghai himself was very strange. Could this be the rumored domineering spirit?

Yi Zhonghai's expression became colorful, and he immediately looked at the noisy crowd. I looked around inside several times, but didn't find Xu Damao or Lou Xiao'e.

Yi Zhonghai waved impatiently,"Would any of you call out Xu Damao? In our courtyard, except for their two chickens, no one else has them.""

"Okay, Sir, please wait here for a moment, I'll knock on the door right now."Liu Guangtian ran out immediately.

When Zhao Ergou saw Yi Zhonghai coming out, Zhao Ergou stopped imitating the rooster's crow, because he had achieved his goal, and then he just had to watch Yi Zhonghai make a fool of himself.

Zhao Ergou Ergou was still thinking that since Yi Zhonghai was back, Qin Huairu must also be back. How about giving her a surprise later?

Soon, Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e came out. When they saw Lou Xiao'e in pajamas, Zhao Er The dog's eyes lit up again.

This woman looks good in anything she wears. She looks so beautiful. I like it. I don't care if I let Lou Xiao'e wear pajamas to show me in the future.

Xu Damao yawned. Originally, he didn't want to come out, but when he heard Liu Guangtian He said that the first uncle asked him to question him, and he had to tell the truth. Therefore, Xu Damao looked at the first uncle very strangely.

Just now, Xu Damao found that when the first uncle was walking, the distance between his two legs was very large, so he gave him a It feels like the uncle is afraid that something will break?

How did Xu Damao know that this is all the work of Zhao Ergou. If Yi Zhonghai hadn't taken some medicine when he returned home, he would probably be swollen by now. Seeing that Xu Damao didn't speak, Lou Xiao'e, who was standing next to him, touched Xu Damao with her arm and asked him to solve the problem quickly and go back to sleep.

If Xu Damao hadn't been drunk today, Lou Xiao'e wouldn't have accompanied Xu Damao out, or would have stayed in bed The big bed is comfortable.

Xu Damao discovered that Yi Zhonghai had problems walking. Yi Zhonghai also discovered that Lou Xiao'e also had problems walking. Lou Xiao'e walked a bit like a penguin in a book.

She had to sway from side to side when walking, which made Yi Zhonghai unable to help herself. He laughed and said to himself, this Xu Damao is really good at playing.

After Lou Xiao'e prompted him, Xu Damao asked:"Master, why are you calling me when you don't sleep at night? Don't you go to work tomorrow?""

It's okay if Xu Damao didn't say that. As soon as he heard the word"go to work", many people looked at Xu Damao with hatred.

If it weren't for the uncle here, they would have wanted to go up right now and beat Xu Damao up. This guy still has Do you know you have to go to work tomorrow?

Yi Zhonghai said with a gloomy face:"Xu Damao, I don't care what you do with the two chickens, kill them tomorrow.

Otherwise, don't blame me for not showing any mercy to you. When the time comes, I will personally divide the meat of the two chickens among the residents of the courtyard."

When I heard that the chicken could be divided, many residents in the courtyard looked at Xu Damao with expectant faces, wishing that Xu Damao would refuse to kill the chicken tomorrow on the spot.

Then, the first man would do it himself, and each family would be given a piece of chicken and put more A little Chinese cabbage is also a good meal. As soon as Xu Damao, who was drunk, heard that his old hens were going to be divided, he suddenly sobered up. Isn't this a frame-up?

"Master, you are wrong to say that. We have two old hens at home. We have been reluctant to kill them and eat them. We just keep them to lay eggs for my wife to nourish her body.

Master, you really made me gain knowledge today. This is the first time that I, Xu Damao, have grown up and heard that old hens can still lay eggs."

Many residents of the courtyard couldn't help but want to laugh when they heard Xu Damao's words, but when they saw the gloomy face of the first uncle, they had to hold it back.

Yi Zhonghai immediately scolded Xu Damao:"Xu family boy, I am the first uncle. , I said there is a rooster in your house, that means there is a rooster, okay, everyone should leave."

Everyone knows that Yi Zhonghai feels that he can't get off the stage anymore. He just finds any reason and causes extremely embarrassing farce to the people he contacts.

Some people even found that Yi Zhonghai kept winking at Xu Damao. If Xu Damao didn't drink today, it is estimated that this The matter ended unhappily.

The key was that Xu Damao drank, and he was too drunk. Xu Damao and Yi Zhonghai were competing, so he gave an order to Lou Xiao'e next to him.

"Wife, go ahead and bring the chickens in our chicken coop over and let the uncle show you how our hens crow."

Lou Xiao'e also had a little conflict with Yi Zhonghai today. After hearing Xu Damao's explanation, she didn't hesitate and went to pick up the chicken coop at home.