I took a loan to work, and I misled the central station.

"Good guy, my eyes are red from being scolded just by looking at this."

"This is really sad"

"I have to remember what day of the week it is"

"Otherwise, my mother would find me later, ask me what day it is, and scold me."

"Thanks for blocking the gun for us first"

"Doesn’t Wang Xuan specialize in cheating fans?"

"Not just cheating fans, but also cheating fans’ sons"

"Laughing to death"

"My next door neighbor couldn’t find cow dung to fry, so he took his kids to fry dog ​​poop."

"I also had putty all over my head and face."

"Killing me"

"Being chased and beaten by his wife with a broom"

"Don’t read Wang Xuan’s news, and don’t let your family read it"

"Otherwise, I really don’t know when I will be unlucky."

Wang Xiaoting feels comfortable during this time.

Because her eldest nephew no longer bothers her.

Her eldest nephew has an uncle who is in the third year of high school.

He has finished his classes and gone home.

Of course, children still like to play with boys.

Wang Xiaolun He is Xiaoshuai's uncle.

He is also the cousin of Wang Xuan and Wang Xiaoting.

Xiaoshuai is already four years old, an age that even dogs despise.

Seeing everyone setting off fireworks and firecrackers, he pestered Wang Xiaoting to lead him. He puts

There was no other way, so Wang Xiao bought some fireworks and firecrackers to play with his nephew..

I lit the harmless fireworks and let my nephew hold them.

Watching from the side to prevent my nephew from burning his hands.

The little nephew had a lot of fun.

Running crazy on the road in the countryside.

Wang Xiaolun also regained some feelings.

Set off firecrackers and look for things to explode everywhere.

Finally found a cow dung on the roadside.

He was immediately happy.

Slowly inserted the firecracker.

And there are still several at once.

The outside of the cow dung is already dry, so it won't explode without a few more firecrackers.

His nephew was playing not far away with several children of the same age, and Wang Xiaolun ignored him.

Focus on playing with your own firecrackers.

After lighting it, he ran away quickly.

After running for more than 20 meters, I turned back and saw my nephew not far away, appearing next to the cow dung.

He was immediately stunned.

He just opened his legs and ran back.

It's not that the cow dung will explode on my nephew, but that it will hurt my nephew.

But it was already late.

Several explosions (bdff) in succession frightened the nephew and he sat down on the ground.

A big lump of cow dung hit my nephew directly in the face..

After a long time, my nephew burst into tears.

He picked up the cow dung from his face with his hands and got it all over his body.

Wang Xiaolun was worried about other provinces and didn't bother to laugh.

Then he quickly picked up his nephew.

After checking that his eyes were not injured by the firecrackers, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Then I couldn't help laughing.

Although the big lump of cow dung on his face was removed by Bala, his face was still dark.

"Woohoo, stinky, stinky"

"Mother!"

My nephew was irritated by the heat. He was struggling in Wang Xiaolun's arms and clamoring for his mother.

"OK, I'll take you to find your mother."

Xiao Shuai's mother Wang Xiaoya was playing mahjong with Wang Xiaoting.

She happened to be at Wang Xuan's house.

Wang Xiaolun hugged her nephew and walked over.

As soon as they reached the door of the house, everyone heard the child's cry.

Then Wang Xiaoya ran away quickly came out:"What's wrong?"

Only when I walked in did I see clearly that my white, tender and chubby son had a dark face.

"Woohoo, mommy stinks."When Xiaoshuai saw his mother crying, he became even more embarrassed.

Everyone couldn't help but ran out to watch. Wang Xiaolun was a little embarrassed and didn't know what to say.

Wang Xiaoya stretched out her hand to call her son over.

Then she smelled a stench taste

"Damn it, is there cow dung on this face?"

"What happened?"

Now I didn't dare to hug my son. I just put my son on the ground.

"My uncle used firecrackers to blow up the stink, and then it hit my face."Xiao Shuai said with sobs.

Wang Xiaoya's mouth twitched crazily:"Is this your special code to be your brother-in-law?"

"I thought he was playing far away, but when I lit it, I realized he was next to me."

Wang Xiaolun was a little embarrassed. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"Okay, okay, let me get some hot water and give him a wash!"Wang Xiaoting smiled as she fetched hot water from the kitchen.

She washed the cow dung on Xiaoshuai's face.

Then she took off her coat.

She asked Wang Xiaolun to go to the house and get a coat.

Mahjong must continue.

"When he comes over later, block the door for me. If I don't beat him up, I won't be his sister."Wang Xiaoya looked at her beloved son's chubby face and couldn't bear to kiss her.

Wang Xiaolun came back with his coat.

Then Wang Xiaoting and the others blocked us.

"Special code, you are the only uncle"

"After the Chinese New Year, I will shave your head in other provinces"

"Don't think that because you are taller than me, I can't beat you."

Wang Xiaoya took the mop and started beating her.

She had already lost money.

She just beat her up to vent her anger.

There happened to be a TV in the living room.[]

It happens to be the CCTV channel

"Sister, calm down and listen to my explanation."Although Wang Xiaolun is over 1.8 meters tall, he is still quite frightened when facing his elder sister who is 1.6 meters tall.

This is the suppression from the bloodline

"What else can you explain?"

Wang Xiaoya raised the mop and started beating her.

"Sister Xiaoting, help me."Wang Xiaolun started running around.

At this moment, Wang Xuan's news had just started.

Then came Wang Xuan's evaluation of childhood.

"Listen, your childhood is incomplete without exploding cow dung."

"listen well"

"This is what my brother Wang Xuan said"

"I am taking your son to experience a complete childhood."

Wang Xiaolun shouted quickly.

Wang Xiaoya stopped and tilted her head to look at the TV.

For a moment, she really didn't dare to do anything.

Mainly because she had a shadow on her cousin Wang Xuan.

Wang Xiaoya was also a restless person when she was a child..

When I was studying, I was a little girl.

Otherwise, I wouldn’t have stopped after finishing junior high school.

I often hung out with a group of gangsters.

I saw Wang Xuan several times, and then he was beaten severely by Wang Xuan. He kicked me hard on the butt..

I went home and told my dad, and then my dad kicked me hard again.

"Your brother cares about you and you still tell me that he is not your brother. He doesn't even bother to look at you."

My father was mainly trying to scare me, but this cousin really beat me up.

At that time, the school gangsters didn't dare to play with Wang Xiaoya.

Wang Xiaolun breathed a long sigh of relief when he saw his sister stopped.

Then everyone heard the news about Wang Xuan being silly during the Spring Festival.

Wang Xiaoya showed a sinister smile on her face:"Brother, I want to ask you a question, what day is it today?""

Wang Xiaolun: Damn it, I'm dead today.

Brother, I won't let you cheat me like this...