I took a loan to work, and I misled the central station.

Miraculously, Jiang Xiong was not angry this time.

Still a little bit impatient, thinking that when I go back to my hometown in two days, I will take my putty and fry the cow dung and give him a good education.

Some cried, some laughed.

Only Zhang Shuyue cried.

After all, the news had only been broadcast for a few minutes, and I laughed twice, and the four hundred yuan was gone.

Everything it brings to the audience is joy, and everything it brings to itself is pain.

Gather your emotions, keep a straight face, and continue broadcasting.

Zhang Shuyue:"During the Spring Festival, it is a rare long vacation."

Wang Xuan:"Everyone can play with peace of mind."

Zhang Shuyue:"Cherish the rare long vacation."

Wang Xuan:"I guess everyone is playing stupidly!"

Zhang Shuyue: Where am I? What am I doing? Why are you scolding people all of a sudden?

Although Zhang Shuyue didn't laugh this time, her brain was shut down.

I couldn't react for a long time.

Ding: Congratulations to the host, the mouthpiece is successful and you have gained 120 points.

Wang Xuan felt quite comfortable listening to the system prompts in his mind.

I didn't hear Zhang Shuyue's voice for a long time, knowing that the child must be confused again.

Wang Xuan quickly continued:"I asked you what day it is today, do you know?"

Zhang Shuyue was confused at first.

Then I couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Then I realized that money would be deducted from the show, and I was shocked again.

Then I couldn't help but laugh again.

Who can understand?

Now the eight hundred yuan is gone.

This is breaking the rules.

Zhou Bo’s live broadcast room is still noisy:

"Let me tell you, frying cow dung is not outrageous."

"I used firecrackers to blow up bottle caps before, but I always felt that it was not good."

"Then after seeing the fireworks, I came up with a bold idea"

"I secretly brought my fireworks to the yard in the middle of the night, and then put a wooden board on them"

"Light directly"

"Then the wooden planks were directly blown up to the height of one and a half floors~."

My dad just came home from playing cards. As soon as he walked to the door of the yard, the wooden board fell down and hit him directly on the shoulder, almost decapitating him.

"That night, the whole village heard my screams"

"Good guy, all I can say is good guy"

"What an outrageous person is this to do such an outrageous thing?"

"My special code is really funny"

"Your old father left you alive, he is your true father."

The barrage in the live broadcast room was still scrolling rapidly.

Then I heard Wang Xuan's comment about being stupid during the Spring Festival.

The barrage exploded instantly:

"Damn it, it’s true!"

"What day is it today?"

"Without looking at my phone, I really don’t know."

"I've been on vacation for half a month, how do I know what day it is?"

"Really stupid"

"I suspect Wang Xuan is spying on me"

"This news is so disturbing."

"Who can tell me what is going on?"

"The news is broadcast, why are you still cursing people?"

"The key is that I can't refute it"

"I know what day it is because I only have three days off"

"I'm still at work."

Zhou Qin is a college student.

He eats and sleeps at home every day.

There are a lot of New Year's goods at home.

If he wants to eat rice, he goes to the hot spot in the kitchen.

There are also many dishes in the kitchen.

He is playing games while lying on the bed. The mother opened the door and walked in.

Seeing her playing the game seriously, she became very angry:

"It seems that you are doing nothing every day." (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"Just lie in bed"

"Look at other people’s children"

"Look at you again!"

"Which family has children like yours?"

"Everyone is stupid"

"Still in college?"

"You might as well drop out of school and go to the construction site with your dad to move bricks."

Zhou Qin was dumbfounded by the spray.

She ran in and sprayed:"Where am I stupid?"

"You don’t admit it, do you?"

"Put your phone down and let me ask you a question."

Zhou Qin put down her phone and looked at her old mother.

"What day is it today?"

Zhou Qin was stunned. She thought about it for a long time and didn't think of it.

Just when she was about to take a look at her phone, she was scolded by her old mother:"Did I let you look at your phone?"[]

"Tell me, what day is it today?"The old mother asked again.

Zhou Qin was stupid again and couldn't figure out why his old mother suddenly asked this question.

"Mom, why are you asking what day of the week it is?"

"Prove that you are stupid?"

"Come on Monday!"

"Show me a good look, today is Friday?"

"He also said that he was not stupid!"

"If a student doesn't even know the day of the week, is your brain still useful?"

".Lying in bed every day, the mattress will be marked by your lying on it"

"Do you still look like a human being now?"

The old mother has been holding it in for more than half a month, and she finally found an opportunity without going crazy.

Zhou Qin was immediately dumbfounded by the spray.

Her mind was in chaos, and the only voice in her ears was the old mother's voice.

She was sprayed half the time. It took Zhou Qin a long time to react:"Mom, where did you learn this? You are stupid if you say you don't know the day of the week?

The old mother who originally stopped became even more angry when she heard this:"It's on the news!""

"Take a good look, you're on the news now."

"How I gave birth to a kid who was on the news."

Zhou Qin was stupid again.

Why is the news broadcasting this?

She suddenly thought of a possibility. She quickly put on and took off her shoes and ran to the living room.

The moment she saw the TV, she finally confirmed her idea. (Good luck to Zhao)

It is indeed news about Wang Xuan.

Only Wang Xuan can deceive fans like this.

Zhou Qin returned to the room, lay on the bed, and was no longer in the mood to play games. The more she thought about it, the more angry she became.

I couldn’t help but pick up my phone and send a short video:

"I played games while lying on the bed and played well."

"Then my mother suddenly ran in and scolded me, saying that I was so stupid in my sleep."

"Did I say I'm not stupid?"

"She asked me what day of the week it was"

"You won’t let me look at my phone score yet"

"How could I know this?"

"Then he was scolded again"

"I asked her where she learned it, and she said it was from the news."

"I ran to the living room and took a look. Sure enough, it was the news about Wang Xuan."

"Good guy, Wang Xuan, you can't do this."

"Are you specifically trying to trick fans?"

This simply made netizens laugh crazy:.