"No looking at mobile phones. Wang Xiaoya roared.
Wang Xiaolun retracted his hand that wanted to touch the phone quietly:"It should be Monday!""
"I've only been home for two days and I'm already feeling stupid."
"It’s Friday today!"
"You're the only one who's still going to college?"
"You are still taking the 211985 test. I think you are going to take the sweet potato test."
"Look, I won’t beat you to death today."
With that said, Wang Xiaoya raised the mop again.
She finally found a valid reason to beat him.
She also wanted to use her cousin to pressure her.
As long as the elder sister wants to beat her brother, she can find a reason no matter what.
Wang Xiaolun's heart is so full He was complaining endlessly. I am afraid he is going to die today.
A brutal beating from his elder sister.
Xiao Waishang clapped his hands happily on the side. He was very happy to see his uncle being beaten.
The audience felt stupid when they heard Wang Xuan curse. Zhang Shuyue was also dumbfounded.
She looked at Wang Xuan from the corner of her eyes. She was full of resentment.
She was right about every word, but the eight hundred yuan was just gone.
The most painful thing is that the news was only broadcast for ten minutes.
Eight hundred yuan in ten minutes, Isn’t that one hour, four Ren six?
Thinking about it in her mind, Zhang Shuyue’s scalp exploded.
Although her heart felt cold, the news still had to be broadcast.
Zhang Shuyue:"When I go home during the Chinese New Year, what I have to say is those unknown relatives"
"You don’t know him, and he doesn’t know you either, yet you still call him uncle or aunt."
Wang Xuan:"Looking at your age, you are pretty good."
"I'm afraid that if you are a child under ten years old, your parents will ask you to call him uncle."
Zhang Shuyue: What kind of memes is this?
A child under ten years old still has to be called uncle?
Is this true?
Zhang Shuyue has lived in the city since she was a child.
Those memes about fried cow dung were seen on the Internet.
Isn't this true? I really don’t understand why a ten-year-old child is called uncle.
This causes a short-circuit in the brain.
It almost explodes.
Zhou Bo’s live broadcast room is getting more and more popular.
The barrage is rolling quickly:
"Damn it, my mother just came to ask me what day it is today"
"It was so dangerous, I almost got scolded."
"Thank you so much for watching Wang Xuan’s news and doing your homework in advance.""Looking at my mother's expression, it seems that there is some data waiting for me to spit out."
"Brother, let me tell you, you can’t stop a mother who wants to scold you."
"Without this excuse, there will be another excuse"
"Tomorrow you will be beaten with a broom for stepping in the door with your left foot first."
"Watching the news about Wang Xuan is so devastating"
"If you're not careful, you'll get beaten."
Netizens were chatting, and then they heard what Wang Xuan said about going home to celebrate the New Year and calling relatives.
The barrage exploded:
"Good guy, a ten-year-old child has to be called uncle. Is this true?"
"impossible?"
"I am from a rural area and my family is very big."
"When I was ten years old, some people in their twenties would call me uncle."
"And now that we meet during the Chinese New Year, you have to call me"
"Just because I am the elder in the family"
"Damn, that’s not cool."
"Don't mention it, I'm relatively junior in the village"
"Last time I went to the store to buy cigarettes, I saw a very beautiful girl."
"I thought she was the one for me, so I ran to add her as a friend, and then my mom told me that I had to call her my aunt."
"Damn it!"
"Laughing to death"
"Even my aunt dared to do it!"
"Your ancestor's coffin board can no longer hold it down"
"The issue of seniority is really so evil."
Netizens were dumbfounded.
Zhang Shuyue was still confused.
Wang Xuan had no choice but to continue broadcasting:
"In rural areas, seniority is always a mystery"
"You don’t know whether the child being chased and fed is your grandfather or grandson."
"I don’t even know if the person you are changing diapers is an elder or an ancestor."
After Wang Xuan said these words, Zhang Shuyue couldn't stand it anymore. She laughed straight away.
She suddenly felt that being confused was so happy.
At least, she wouldn't be deducted.
After laughing, she quickly stopped her expression.
Immediately, there was a scene in my mind of coaxing a child and calling him grandpa.
I couldn't help but laugh again. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
This time it was four hundred yuan again.
This time It’s really sad.
Be happy, you are indeed happy, at least you can laugh.
It’s really sad because you were deducted money.
Live news is also a kind of torture.
Zhou Bo:"A few years ago, I even went to the hospital , waiting for my uncle to be born."
Netizens in the live broadcast room:" Damn it"
"Really want to die laughing"
"So during the Chinese New Year, should you give him a red envelope, or should he give you a red envelope?"
"Is there really such a thing?"
"Why don't I believe it?"
Zhang Xiaowei brought his girlfriend home.
He experienced the happiness in the news.
His cowshed became clean.[]
There were a lot of chickens in the yard, and chicken droppings were everywhere.
Now it has become spotless.
Even the door has been replaced.
The threshold was originally very high, but now it is directly replaced.
Good guy, this is obvious, let Zhang Xiaowei's girlfriend see his full sincerity.
Zhang Xiaowei slept on the newly bought big bed, which was a pleasure.
I was awakened by the noise in the yard in the morning.
He and his girlfriend had to get up.
Zhang Xiaowei’s girlfriend is Shen Weiwei.
When I came out of the bedroom, I saw several children playing in the yard.
A few adults were sitting and chatting
"Wow, you are so beautiful!"
"Like a fairy sister."
Seeing Shen Weiwei coming out, the two children immediately ran over.
Children's praise is the most deadly.
Are children's words unbridled?
Children can't lie, so everything they say is true.
This made Shen Weiwei's novelty immediately better. :"You're so good, sister will bring you some candy."Speaking, Shen Weiwei touched the child's head.
"You have to call me uncle."The voice of Zhang Xiaowei's mother immediately floated over.
Shen Weiwei turned her head and looked at her future mother-in-law with a confused look on her face.
"That one has to be called aunt, and that one has to be called uncle."
Shen Weiwei was immediately dumbfounded.
These two children are less than ten years old, right?
Do you still have to call them uncle and aunt?
What is the situation?
Shen Weiwei's brain went offline.
When she saw Zhang Xiaowei coming out, she quickly asked for help. Looked over
"Yes, you have to call me aunt and uncle."
After seeing Zhang Xiaowei nodding, Shen Weiwei burst into tears.
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