Live Broadcast: The post-90s generation is raising a child against their will, which is outrageous

Seeing that his daughter was so curious,

Lu Yu did not hide it, but sighed again and said seriously,

"Cucumber-flavored potato chips are, in fact, the biggest tragedy in the world!"

"How can you make good potato chips cucumber flavored?"

"So perverted!"

Lu Yu said and asked Tongtong again,

"Tongtong, do you know what materials potato chips are made of?"

"You know, it’s potatoes!"

Tongtong said without thinking.

Whether it's potato chips or French fries, they are all made of potatoes. Tongtong has known this for a long time.

"That’s right, it’s made of potatoes!"

Lu Yu nodded and continued,

"This is exactly the sad part of it!"

"Think about it, how long does it take for a potato to grow from a small potato seed to a mature potato that can be made into potato chips?"

"Dormant period, germination period, seedling stage, sprouting stage, potato forming stage... the fastest and fastest, it also takes 60 days!"

"If time were slower, it would take about 100 days to grow up!"

"During this period, it has to go through wind and rain, make sure not to be eaten by bugs, and work hard to grow and absorb nutrients.……"

"You said, was the growing process of Xiaotuo very difficult?!"

"If you're not careful, it might not grow!"

"He died in the ground"

"……"

Lu Yu's words made Tongtong nod.

When his father said this, it seemed true that it is not easy for a small potato to grow into a big potato.

Seeing that Tongtong understood,

Lu Yu continued,

"It was not easy, it took a lot of hard work, and went through ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties, and it grew from a small seed into a big potato.……"

"But what's the result?"

"Just when it thinks that it is going to become a successful potato, a potato that can stand out and conquer everyone's taste buds with its delicious taste, it proudly says"The power of beans, three sections, don't bully potatoes when they are poor"……"

"An accident fell from the sky and happened suddenly!"

"Someone actually jumped out and turned it into a cucumber with a swish!"

Lu Yu said aggrievedly,

"They are obviously potato chips made after cutting potatoes into thousands of pieces!"

"But the taste turned into cucumber flavor!"

"All the hard and dirty work was done by Tudou 647!"

"The last thing that was praised as delicious turned out to be a cucumber!"

"You say, I'll let you say, if you were that little potato, would you be hurt or not?"

"It's like, you played God of War with my PS5, day and night, and finally killed the last big boss for Kratos, but Mr. Kui turned around and said, Thank you for your hard work, Lu Yu!"

"After hearing this, are you going to faint from anger?"

"For another example, you performed very well in kindergarten, being obedient and well-behaved. Teacher Zhao said,"Tongtong, you are great. Come on, Teacher Zhao, give me a kiss!""

"You were happily preparing to go there, but as a result, I ran ahead of you, and your teacher Zhao suddenly rewarded me!"

"Just tell me, are you angry, Tongtong?!"

"……"

Lu Yu's words were so impassioned that they made

Tong Tong dumbfounded. It took her a long time to realize what she said, and her little face showed deep reluctance and anger!

"Dad, you are right!"

"This kind of thing sounds really irritating!"

"Little Potato is really pitiful!"

"I finally grew up, but I was turned into a cucumber!"

"If I were Little Potato, I would be so angry!"

"……"

After Tongtong finished speaking, he looked at the pile of cucumber-flavored potato chips in front of him.

His big eyes were filled with sympathy and pity.

Especially the two examples given by his father made Tongtong resonate strongly with Little Potato's tragic experience and fate.

Seeing this, Lu Yu suppressed a smile and continued to strike while the iron was hot and said,

"So, Tongtong, do you still have the heart to eat such a miserable little potato?"

"Potato chips made from potatoes taste like cucumber. This is the greatest disrespect and humiliation to small potatoes!"

"Tongtong, you are so kind and cute, you must be very intolerable, right?"

As soon as Lu Yu finished speaking,

Tongtong nodded vigorously and pushed all the potato chips in front of Lu Yu.

"You're right dad!"

"I don’t want to disrespect Little Potato!"

"I don’t want any of these potato chips anymore, I’ll give them to you!"

"I will never eat cucumber flavored potato chips again!"

"That's right (agfg) Tongtong!"

Lu Yu accepted all the potato chips with a smile and praised,

"Tongtong, if Little Potato knows your thoughts, he will definitely be very moved!"

"Because you helped it keep its last dignity as a potato!"

"I'm here for Xiaotuo. Thank you in advance!"

Lu Yu said, seriously raising his hands and giving Tongtong a fist.

Tongtong was so flattered that his little face turned red with excitement, and he pressed Lu Yu's fist.

"Dad, this is what I should do!"

"You tell Little Potato not to be so polite!"

"Haha, okay, I will tell it with magic when I turn around!"

Lu Yu laughed and agreed.

At the same time, the cameraman on the side was already laughing so hard that his lungs were about to explode!

If possible, he really wanted to put down the camera first and run away Go to a place where no one is around and have a good laugh first!

Hahahahaha!

This is really difficult!

Seeing Lu Yu fooling Tongtong there, the cameraman has a kind of thing, the big bad wolf is fooling The little white rabbit's sense of sight, one is bad and pus, the other is innocent and pitiful... The cameraman is so suppressed, not to mention the audience in the live broadcast room!

On the barrage, there are already explosions When the pot was cooked, bursts of laughter, like the mushroom cloud produced by the explosion of an atomic bomb, soared into the sky!

"Hahahahaha, before I heard Brother Lu say this, I never thought that a pack of cucumber-flavored potato chips could actually make me laugh like a dog!"

"I'm covering my face. Brother Lu is so talented. What kind of brain circuits does he have? How did he come up with such an outrageous explanation? It can make people laugh to death!"

"Hearing this, Little Potato is indeed quite pitiful. No wonder he said it was a tragic story at first, hahahaha!"

"I heard Brother Lu say that someone jumped out and turned the little potatoes into cucumbers with a swish. I couldn't hold back anymore. It was so picturesque!"

"The third stage of the power of God stepping on Ma Dou, don't bully Tudou... Hey, is it possible that a little potato still wants to join the Yunlan Sect and defeat Nalan Cucumber?"

"I can't help it. Director, please switch the camera to Chen Aijun first. Let me go there to get angry for a while, and then switch back. Otherwise, I will really die laughing, hahaha!"

"Don't say it, don't say it. After listening to Brother Lu's words, I really feel that Little Potato is so pitiful!"

"Shi Xiaolong should especially understand Xiaodou's feelings. During the filming of"Eternal Dragon Sword", he suffered all kinds of sins, and Su Youpeng was responsible for everything he enjoyed! (cover face.jpg)"

"Hahahaha, your example is not as good as the one given by Brother Lu. Brother Lu still wants to let Teacher Zhao kiss him and become a shameless thief!"

"Tongtong: I will protect Little Potato’s dignity!"

"Stop talking, stop talking, I will never be able to look at cucumber-flavored potato chips again, it’s so outrageous!"

"……"

In the live broadcast room, there was constant laughter.

Everyone laughed miserably at Lu Yu's outrageous remarks.

Everyone knew that he was clearly deceiving Tongtong and trying to defraud Tongtong of his food.

But unfortunately, you can't tell what he said is wrong. He turned a little potato that had worked hard to grow into a cucumber flavor.

This sounds really funny, and the little potato is very pitiful.

Many viewers said on the barrage that in order to protect the dignity of Little Potato, they would never buy cucumber-flavored potato chips again.

Of course, all jokes aside, (if you want to read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

While laughing, many viewers also had strong admiration and worship for Lu Yu.

From a certain point of view,

Lu Yu is really , so good at taking care of children!

The same food, if it were Chen Aijun, he would have directly used his father's dignity to strictly prohibit Tiantian from eating it.

Even if the child is allowed to eat, he will give repeated orders and use all kinds of speechless tricks...

But looking at Lu Yu, when the purpose is the same, he can use various other methods to gently persuade.

It will not hurt the child's mind, but it can also keep the child's innocence and fun, and actively hand over things.

This operation is really hard to accept!

In another special car of the program team,

Xiaoran was expressing such emotion when he saw this scene.

Thinking about Chen Aijun's various behaviors before, and then looking at how Lu Yu coaxes his children, there is really no comparison.

I don't know how big the difference between the ways of raising children is for the same father!

If Tiantian was born in a family environment like Lu Yu's and became Lu Yu's daughter, her current character would definitely be the same. She would not be such a low self-esteem and timid person, but would be like a child, innocent and happy!

To be honest,

Xiaoran felt a little jealous of Tiantian and envied Tongtong.

If possible, she really wanted to suggest to the directing team to see if they could discuss it with Lu Yu, so that he could do a favor and play with Tiantian for two days.

In this case,

Tiantian must have been happier than ever during those two days!

Just when Xiaoran was thinking about this, in the picture,

Lu Yuye and Tongtong finally divided up the pile of snacks.

After dividing up, the two took the empty plastic bags and began to clean their trophies.

After cleaning,

Tongtong put all his trophies into the toy cabinet.

Lu Yu also carried the few bags of snacks he was given to Tong Tong, who regarded them as treasures

, and carried them to the small study. He even locked the door of the small study because he was worried that Tong Tong would steal his snacks.

When Tongtong saw this, he was not to be outdone.

He also closed the door of the toy cabinet tightly. He also found a poster and pasted it on the cabinet door, for fear that his father would steal his things.

This funny scene made everyone burst into laughter when they saw it again.

At the same time, some people were laughing, and many viewers fell into reflection after seeing Lu Yu raising the baby.

Especially those parents who are usually strict and impatient with their children, they feel many things that directly touch their souls from Lu Yu. They usually always blindly blame their children for not being close to them, blaming the children for not caring about them, and not actively sharing any fun things with themselves... But now it seems that the fault is not the child, but the child. It's because I didn't treat my children as friends at all from the beginning. You don’t even consider your children your friends, so why should your children consider you a friend and get close to you? In a shopping mall, in front of a store selling women's clothing, a middle-aged man was sitting on a seat at the door, deep in thought while watching the live broadcast on his mobile phone, while waiting for his wife to buy clothes in the store. Women know everything about buying clothes, and the efficiency is simply mind-numbingly slow. Unlike men who buy clothes, they find a store and look around. If they think the price is right and they like it, they just buy it and go home after buying it. But this is not the case for women when buying clothes. Even if they don’t like the dress very much, they still want to try it on. In the end, they try it on for a long time and still don’t buy it, so they have to go to another store to look around again. In short, it is as slow as you want. No, the middle-aged man has been watching the live broadcast for a long time, and his wife hasn't come out of this store yet. After another ten minutes, his wife finally came out. As expected, her hand was empty. After such a long time, she didn’t buy anything.

"Come on, husband, let’s go to the next store!"

The woman said with a smile.

"Uh-huh."

The man nodded and patted the little girl next to him who was eating roasted sweet potatoes.

"My daughter, let’s go and move the battlefield!"

His daughter is three and a half years old this year.

She has a pair of braids and looks very cute.

Her daughter is usually very obedient and well-behaved.

The only thing that makes the man more depressed is that his daughter likes to be held by adults as soon as she goes out.

She, especially in crowded places, would have to be held by herself as long as there were too many people. The middle-aged man felt very speechless about this. He had criticized his daughter many times, but she still did not change. He had to give her a hug. No, when he held his daughter's little hand and followed his wife to another store, he just squeezed into the crowd. Before he had walked a few steps, his daughter started to pester people there again. Got it

"Dad, give me a hug!"

"Dad, give me a hug!"

"I am afraid!"

"dad……"

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