Live Broadcast: The post-90s generation is raising a child against their will, which is outrageous

Chapter 143

"……"

Lu Yu was sharing the funny eggs there in a serious manner, while Tongtong stared at it intently. The more he stared, the bigger his eyes became.

It could be seen with the naked eye that dad's pile of funny eggs were obviously very interesting. It’s much more than what I got here!

Tongtong's little head was filled with big question marks.

It was clear that his father was getting points one by one, so why did he get more in the end than he was?! To be honest, the audience almost died laughing at this scene. Everyone never expected that Lu Yu could even cheat Tongtong by sharing something! Especially when Tongtong gradually became irritable, the audience couldn't stop laughing!

"Hahahaha, I am really convinced by my brother Lu when I ride on a horse. From now on, I won’t hold on to the wall when I go to the toilet. I just obey my brother Lu. This guy is really good at playing!"

"Good guy, Brother Lu doesn't think about anything else all day long, he just thinks about how to trick Tongtong, right?

"There are thousands of tricks, and Brother Lu accounts for half of them. His reputation as an old trickster is indeed well-deserved!"

"Official Anti-Fraud Center, come and take a look, your suspected fraudster from the last issue has started committing fraud again!"

"I am the god of the horse, Tongtong’s dad is the one, Lu Yu is the one, and my daughter’s dad is the other... You are sitting next to our Tongtong matryoshka doll right here, and after all the talk, it’s all up to you!"

"Isn’t that right? Didn’t you see that the number of interesting eggs that Brother Lu received was almost three times that of Tongtong! (cover face.jpg)"

"Don’t worry about who has more and who has less, just say Brother Lu’s division is right or not! (dog head, jpg)"

"It made me laugh so hard, Tongtong was so confused, he thought to himself, is there such a thing for riding a horse?!"

"Doctor: Your dad can still be saved……"

"Tongtong: Pull out!"

"Hahahaha, Brother Lu is really a cheater who changes his tricks every day. Watching him take care of the baby is really fun and you can learn a lot!"

"Upstairs, your son asked me to bring you something. He wants to ask you, who do you want to trick when you learn something from Lu Yu?"

"Phew, I’m the only one who thinks it’s funny that Brother Lu said that his buttocks can be removed, and then let Huang Mao take his buttocks to the toilet to defecate smelly! (cover face.jpg)"

"That’s right, we born in the 90s can indeed take off our buttocks!"

"Zundu Fake Du, I have only heard that every few years, boys have to take off two cute little balls and replace them with new ones. Can they also take off their buttocks?"

"I'm shocked, how can you still change it?!!"

"Hahahaha, stop talking, it’s already starting to hurt!"

"……"

Lu Yu's continuous tricks made the audience dizzy and burst into laughter.

Many people have lamented that the reputation of the post-90s generation is indeed well-deserved, and it is really a trap!

Look at how Tongtong was tricked.

It's so miserable.

I think the CPU is going to be dry-fired!

But then again, compared to Chen Aijun's behavior of secretly eating the patties in his daughter's hamburger and then pretending that nothing happened...

Lu Yu's aboveboard deception of his daughter would not only disappoint the audience. They found it disgusting, but the audience found it particularly interesting!

If nothing else, let’s just say that after a few years, when Tiantian and Tongtong have grown up, when we look back at this video... then, the mood of the two children will definitely be different!

Tiantian will probably be confused, irritated and speechless after watching this.

But for Tongtong, these videos are extremely happy and beautiful memories of her childhood, carrying her father's extraordinary love for her!

To put it more sadly, if Lu Yu dies of old age and is gone decades later , when Tongtong watches these videos again, she will definitely be the one who cries the most. She would cry and shout, wanting her father to come back, wanting her father to trick her like this again and trick her... Let's get down to business. While the audience was laughing on the barrage, Tongtong finally couldn't sit still in the picture!

"Dad, you, you, you are cheating!!"

"You got it wrong again!!"

"Look at how you have so much more than me!!"

Tongtong covered his mouth and screamed.

"That's right. What's wrong?"

Facing his daughter's protest,

Lu Yu said calmly,

"It’s not like you didn’t see it, I just divided them one by one!"

"Well, that’s not right either!"

"What you just shouted was, one for you, one for me, one for Lu Yu, one for Tongtong’s father, and one for my daughter’s father.……"

"I keep shouting, aren't you the father of Lu Yu and Tongtong, and the father of my daughter?"

"……"

Tongtong finally reacted and shouted in protest.

Lu Yu laughed, thinking that her daughter had grown up and it was no longer easy to fool her, and she actually discovered it!

However,

Lu Yu did not panic at all and said seriously,

"Although these are all me, I am not wrong. People have many identities. You can also think of a few more of your identities, and I will give you a few more!"

"Really?"

When Tongtong heard this, his eyes lit up, and he felt as if he had opened up a new way of thinking, and he said with an idea,

"Dad, this time, let me shout and you can share it, okay?"

"sure!"

Lu Yu agreed wholeheartedly,

"You shout, no matter how you shout, I will divide it how you want!"

"OK!"

Tongtong thought for a moment and then started shouting,

"Tongtong one!"

"Lu Yu’s daughter!"

"There is a kid named Lu Tongtong from the first class of middle school!"

In one breath,

Tongtong called out the three identities.

Seeing that his father actually gave him three strange eggs,

Tongtong was so happy that he started to think hard again.

"A little girl!"

"A little girl with pigtails!"

"The short one!"

"The younger one!"

"There is one person who goes shopping with Aunt Su Xue at noon!"

"Me alone!"

"Tongtong, you have gone too far!"

Lu Yu said dumbfounded,

"You are darker than me, you don’t want to give me any of them!"

"So what can you do? Who made you look handsome, dad? Don’t think that just because you are handsome, you can get the fun eggs!"

Tongtong said with a smile,

"The biological daughter of a super handsome guy!"

"Hahaha, Tongtong, I can’t refute your reason!"

"Just your words!"

"You deserve it and I'll give you the rest of these funny eggs!"

"……"

After Lu Yu finished speaking, he pushed the remaining dozens of strange eggs to Tongtong.

When Tongtong saw this, he immediately cheered,

"Thank you dad!!"

"You're welcome, because dad likes the way you tell the truth, come on, come on, say something nice again!"

Lu Yutian said in shameless anticipation.

"Tsk, I won’t tell you. You have long legs. Don’t think that because you are the most handsome in the world, I will listen to you in everything. I don’t want to flatter you, a man with abdominal muscles!"

Tongtong rolled his eyes and said loudly

"Hahahaha, Tongtong, who did you learn this from? That’s so good. If you know how to speak, just speak more!"

Lu Yu was amused and couldn't stop laughing at Tongtong's words.

"Dad, you have the nerve to ask me, who else can I learn from besides you?"

"Every time you make your mother angry, isn't this how you always coax her?"

Tongtong explained with a funny face.

"Hahahaha, Tongtong is so cute. Oh my god, how could there be such a cute child in this world? She is so good at it!"

Even Lu Yu couldn't stop laughing at Tongtong's words, not to mention the audience in the live broadcast room.

They were already laughing so hard that they couldn't stand up straight.

"There's nothing she can do about it. Who allowed her to have such an interesting father? Didn’t you hear what Tongtong said? She learned all this from her father!"

"Tongtong has been a little flatterer since he was a child, and his photos are very accurate. If I were Brother Lu, I wouldn’t want any of these snacks and give them to you. If there’s not enough, let’s buy more!"

"Haha, upstairs, do you really think Brother Lu wants to eat these snacks? He is just deliberately looking for fun to amuse Tongtong!"

"That's right, Brother Lu is raising a baby just like Zuowangdao. He is purely looking for fun and making himself happy!"

"Haven't you noticed that Tongtong's diffuse thinking is very impressive?" (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"Brother Lu asked her to tell her a few more identities, but she just said so much, my dear, I'm in my thirties, and I probably don't think as much as she thought!"

"Yes, it should be said or not, although Brother Lu is very cheating, but the cheating also has its advantages.……"

"His pitfalls can help open up Tongtong's thinking and make Tongtong's thinking become particularly active and not limited to those rules!"

"6666, I learned another trick from Brother Lu. If my girlfriend gets angry in the future, I will do the same to her, and I promise she’ll be fine!"

"Hahaha, upstairs, you are overthinking. When your girlfriend is angry, she is as hard to control as a New Year pig. Are you sure you can coax her?"

"The fish on the shore, the frightened donkey, the pig celebrating the New Year, and the angry wife are known as the four most unstoppable ones in the world! (cover face.jpg)"

"Hahahaha, it’s so vivid, and it’s absolutely right... I’m sorry, my wife called me, I’ll come as soon as I go, and I’ll give it a try again later……"

"Damn it, one person was killed, let’s have a feast!"

"……"

At that time, there were more than 35 million online viewers in the live broadcast room of"Two Generations' Daily Life of Raising Children".

The number of people online and various live broadcast data are constantly setting new records one after another.

Watching this scene in the studio, director Zhang Wenjun's mouth was almost crooked with a smile.

Of course, it's also possible that

Lu Yu and Tong Tong's joy caused them to smile crookedly.

Every time the camera turns to this side, not to mention the audience can't take their eyes off it, even he, the chief director, will watch it with relish and concentrate on it.

Just now,

Zhang Wenjun's cell phone rang, but he didn't answer it. He just glanced at it quickly and threw it aside.

I wanted to pee~ pee, but I didn’t pee,

I just kept holding it in here.

Prepare to wait for a while, and when the camera turns to Chen Aijun, he will answer the phone and go to the toilet.

Even he is like this, let alone the success that the audience can see.

Therefore, at this time, the live broadcast room can create such terrifying data.

To be honest,

Zhang Wenjun is pleasantly surprised, but he is not surprised at all. Just based on how interesting Lu Yu is to raise a baby, no matter how terrifying the data is, he can definitely deserve it.!

Zhang Wenjun even had the guts to resist, and wanted to give Lu Yu another round of money!

Of course, adding more money now is a bit too frequent.

We just asked Su Xue and Lu Yu to sign a new contract at noon...

However, there is no rush to add money, but send a red envelope to Lu Yu to make him look cute. For children, there is no problem at all if they go to have a big meal!

Moreover, when Zhang Wenjun sent red envelopes to Lu Yu, he never did so in the name of the program team. He simply sent the red envelopes as Tongtong's uncle, that is, Uncle Zhang. It was because he thought the child was cute. Give your kids some pocket money to spend!

At the same time, while laughter continued in the live broadcast room, and in the studio hall, the director team was also very happy.

In the picture,

Lu Yu and Tong Tong finally shared the snacks that looked like small hills. It’s almost done!

Only the last few dozen bags of potato chips were left, which had not yet been distributed.

Lu Yu took a look at these potato chips and found that most of them were cucumber-flavored.

Cucumber-flavored potato chips have become particularly popular in recent years.

Unlike before, the flavors were either barbecue flavor, original flavor, or cumin beef flavor......

Cucumber-flavored potato chips are extremely popular nowadays.

Many young people even go to the supermarket specifically to buy this flavor.

Lu Yu had an idea

"｀Tongtong, these potato chips are basically cucumber flavored. Just give them to me! Lu

Yu suddenly said

"ah? Why did you give it all to you, dad?"

Tong (Li Qianhao) Tong Zheng was so excited that he naturally didn't want to agree.

"Look at you, you have been given so many things, I only ordered so much, give me all the potato chips, isn't this normal!"

Lu Yu said boldly.

"Hee hee hee, Dad, this is not okay. I got these snacks based on my ability, and I didn’t ask for them from you!"

"So, let’s continue sharing the potato chips!"

Tongtong still disagrees, just like a greedy dragon, wanting to occupy more treasures.

It doesn't matter whether he eats it or not. He can also occupy it and give it to his father to eat, but when it comes to dividing it up, she wants to Being able to share more in my hands gives me a special sense of accomplishment!

Faced with Tongtong’s attitude, Lu Yu sighed insincerely.

"Tongtong, you misunderstood me!"

"In fact, there is a reason why I asked you to give me all these potato chips!"

"Look at these potato chips, are they basically cucumber flavored?"

"Do you know that behind cucumber-flavored potato chips, there is a pitiful, unforgettable, and heartbreaking story?"

"I'm worried that you will feel sad after eating these cucumber-flavored potato chips!"

"That’s why Dad thought, bring all these potato chips!"

"……"

Lu Yu's words made Tongtong tilt his head in shock and look at Lu Yu.

His eyes were full of confusion.

What does it mean?

Behind the cucumber-flavored potato chips, is there a tragic, unforgettable, and heartbreaking story?