Live Broadcast: The post-90s generation is raising a child against their will, which is outrageous

Chapter 142

Seeing that Tongtong was finally fooled by him,

Lu Yu suddenly laughed proudly.

In the live broadcast room, the audience was already overjoyed. Everyone was laughing so hard at Lu Yu's shameless face that they lost their humanity!

"Hahahaha, now I suddenly realize that it is actually quite good to watch Chen Aijun raising a baby. At least, Chen Aijun is not mad at me, but Brother Lu, he can really make me laugh to death!"

"As soon as I came in, I saw that this old cheater was cheating Tongtong again. He actually wanted to give away half of the snacks that Goddess Su Xue bought for Tongtong. How dare he say that! (cover face.jpg)"

"The key is that what he said makes sense, just like an old sow wearing a fierce mask, one after another, directly fooling Tongtong into fainting, hahaha!"

"Shen Ta Ma and Tong Tong are of the same age. Shen Ta Ma and Tong Tong are about the same height. Brother Lu, let’s show some respect!"

"Hey, people upstairs, just tell me what Brother Lu said, right?"

"Are the post-90s and post-10s generations separated by only one post-00s generation? Moreover, both of them are over one meter tall. Are they about the same height? So, what Brother Lu said is true! (dog head, jpg)"

"No, no, no, I'm going to laugh to death at Brother Lu's amazing logic. According to this, my grandfather and I are the same age, and we both live in the 21st century!"

"Hahaha, then you go find your grandpa's super senior, and it will be over if your grandpa can't beat you!"

"Brother Lu, I beg you to show some respect. If you bully a child like this, can you really tolerate it in your conscience?"

"Didn’t Brother Lu say that having children is meant for fun? If you don’t play, it will be meaningless!"

"Brother Lu was really hurt. He robbed Tongtong’s snacks and asked Tongtong to thank him. The key is, Tongtong really thanked him!"

"There is no way, Tongtong has no doubt about her father's identity as a magician! (face covering, jpg)"

"Tongtong is so miserable. If Goddess Su Xue is here, she might be able to help her deal with her father. Goddess Su Xue is not here, and Tongtong can't resist it at all!"

"Hahaha, hurry up, Goddess Su Xue, and show her that the snacks she bought for Tongtong will soon be snatched away by the devil’s father!"

"Su Xue!"

"……"

Seeing Lu Yu fooling Tongtong about snacks, the audience couldn't hold back.

The whole barrage was filled with laughter.

Many viewers even started thinking about Su Xue, wanting to show Su Xue how the snacks she bought for Tongtong were deceived by Tongtong's father step by step!

In fact, even if Su Xue was not in the audience,

Su Xue had already seen this scene.

She was sitting on the program team's special car returning to the studio, watching the live broadcast while rushing.

One second, she was so angry that Chen Aijun stole the patty from Tiantian's hamburger.

The next second, she was shown being cheated on Tongtong's snacks by Lu Yu, which almost made her laugh so hard that she almost fell off her seat. Fall off the chair!

Ha ha ha ha!

This guy who is a father really does not make people worry at all!

As soon as he walked away with his front foot, he unexpectedly came up with the idea of Tongtong snacks on his back foot!

Moreover, the reasons he mentioned were really funny.

Not to mention Tongtong, a five-year-old child, even she was fooled by Lu Yu and was stunned.

"What if Lu Yu was thrown into those places that engage in pyramid schemes?……"

"It is estimated that with Lu Yu's eloquence and brains, in less than two days, he will be able to reverse the plans of those pyramid schemes one by one and follow him!"

Su Xue couldn't help but laugh.

As for the fact that

Lu Yu cheated her out of the snacks she bought for Tongtong...

Of course Su Xue would not care about it.

To be honest, both Su Xue and the audience could actually see it. ,

Lu Yu and Tong Tong are completely enjoying themselves.

Lu Yu is teasing Tong Tong, and Tong Tong is also happy to be teased by her father.

On the surface, they are sharing snacks, but in fact they are in love. Killing each other, such a friendly thing,

Su Xue would not be stupid, and actually go to help Tongtong get the snacks back!

Besides, there are so many snacks,

Tongtong can't eat them all by himself...

In Su Xue While thinking this way, in the picture,

Lu Yu had completely convinced Tongtong and started to share the snacks.

Let’s start with those funny eggs.

"Tongtong, should you divide it or should I? I listen to you!"

"Let me divide it, Dad!"

Tongtong immediately said vigilantly,

"You like to play tricks, I'm afraid you will give more to you and less to me."

"Last time we shared the milk, you shared it wrong."

"You got seventeen bottles, but I only got seven." Tongtong was depressed when he thought of the last time he shared the milk. He agreed to share half the milk with each other, but he was there to watch his dad share it. But after the sharing, he didn't know what happened, but his dad had more than him. So much! Faced with Tongtong’s vigilance, Lu Yu felt dumbfounded.

"You kid, why are you still settling old scores?"

"If you say that, then I won’t let you, let’s use rock, paper, scissors!"

"Whoever wins gets to share!"

Lu Yu proposed to use rock-paper-scissors to decide who would share the snacks.

Tongtong thought about it, rock-paper-scissors was quite fair, so he agreed.

"Dad, come on then!"

Tongtong raised his little hand,

"rock paper scissors——"

The moment he finished shouting,

Tongtong immediately produced a cloth.

Lu Yu, on the other hand, quickly glanced at Tongtong's hand, and then stretched out his scissors a few tenths of a second later.

There is no doubt that Lu Yu won this round! Tongtong was so young, so naturally she didn't notice that her father was cheating again, and she suddenly slapped her leg in frustration.

"Ahhhh, dad, why!"

"Why do I never win when I play rock-paper-scissors with you?"

"Dad, I seriously doubt that you used magic secretly. Did you ask the magic pig, so you know what I am going to do?"

Tongtong said with a pout.

"How is that possible? It’s not like you don’t know that my magic power has been exhausted today."

Lu Yu smiled seriously and said with an idea,

"How about I give you another chance?"

"What a chance, anyway, I can't beat you with rock-paper-scissors!"

Tongtong said

"This time we won’t play rock-paper-scissors, let’s guess the number!"

Lu Yu said, putting a hand in his pocket,

"Guess how many fingers this hand in my pocket has?"

"If you can guess correctly, you win!"

"I can give you three chances!"

"……"

When Tongtong heard that he was guessing numbers, he became energetic again.

If you guess three times, you can at least guess it right once!

"Dad, keep your word!"

"Then you stretch it out, and I’ll take a guess when it’s done!"

Tongtong said eagerly.

Lu Yu immediately made some gestures in his pocket.

"Okay, guess!"

"Hmm, I guess...three!"

Tongtong thought for a moment and said directly

"Hahaha, wrong guess!"

Lu Yu took his hand out of his pocket and saw that he stretched out two fingers.

When Tongtong saw this, his face suddenly wrinkled in annoyance.

"Guess again."

Lu Yu put his hand into his pocket again.

"This time, I still guess three!"

Tongtong said

"Sorry, sorry, I guessed wrong again!"

Hearing Tongtong's answer,

Lu Yu took out his hand and took a look. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

This time he stretched out four fingers.

"This is your last chance. If you guess wrong again, don’t blame me!"

Lu Yu put his hand into his pocket again with a smile, made a few pretentious gestures, and asked Tongtong to guess again.

This time,

Tongtong guessed four, and the result...

As you can imagine, she guessed again. Wrong,

Lu Yu stretched out five fingers this time.

When Tongtong saw this, he was very annoyed and said that he was so unlucky that he didn't guess correctly even three times.

However, the audience in the [] live broadcast room was I would have been laughed out of my mind a long time ago

"Hahahaha, Brother Lu is such a talent. I discovered that he is really good at fooling children. He doesn’t repeat any of his routines!"

"It made me laugh. It’s true. If you have children at home, even if you don’t have time, you should take the time to watch this show and see how Brother Lu raises his children!"

"Just learn a few tricks from Brother Lu, and you can fool your own child!"

"The farthest road Tongtong has traveled in her life is her father's routine, and it will never reach the end!"

"Brother Lu's guessing number game is the same as the lottery. If you guess the number, he won't give you the number. Even if you guess right, he will make some changes before giving you the pocket, so that you become Incorrect! (dog head.jpg)"

"Upstairs, you are so brave, are you questioning the fairness of the lottery?"

"The lottery numbers are all randomly drawn. If you didn't guess it, you're just trying to force yourself here. The director of the lottery center can guess it so many times, which means you are still inferior to others!"

"Huh? I really don't understand. Why does Brother Lu know that Tongtong can't guess it?"

"Phew, brother dei, are you serious? Do you still need to explain this? Have you forgotten Brother Lu? He is a magician. He can pinch and count, and he will definitely make Tongtong fail to guess!"

"Hahahaha, I’m stupid to begin with, but you’re still teasing me, right? Bro, don’t listen to him. I’ll tell you the truth, it’s because Brother Lu asked Magic Piggy in advance and knew what Tongtong would say, so he I didn’t stretch that number on purpose!"

"Damn, your explanation is no different from not explaining it. Brother Lu, please give me a tutorial!"

"My God, this is so clever!"

"……"

On the barrage in the live broadcast room, there was constant laughter.

Lu Yu's tricks for tricking children also made many viewers say that they benefited a lot and planned to use it to amuse their own children.

In the car,

Su Xue was laughing again and again.

She was really impressed by Lu Yu.

He was so stupid.

She didn’t know what Tongtong would be like when she grew up and watched these videos again.

Wonderful expression. in the lens.

After two games of rock-paper-scissors and guessing numbers,

Tongtong was completely speechless and could only hand over the right to share snacks to his father.

"Dad, you may be wrong!"

"I can keep watching here!"

"If you dare to cheat, I will...I will let Aunt Su Xue kick your butt!"

Worried that his father would cheat when they broke up,

Tongtong gave Lu Yu a few words of verbal warning.

If his father dared to cheat, let Aunt Su Xue kick his dad's butt hard!

"Don't worry, Tongtong, when did dad ever cheat?"

Lu Yu heard this and said seriously,

"If I am really cheating, let alone your Aunt Su Xue kick my butt, I can just take off my butt and give it to her!"

"Can the buttocks be removed?!"

Tongtong touched his buttocks in surprise.

"Of course, when my father was in college, he had a stomachache and wanted to have a bowel movement, but he didn’t want to get up from the bed to go to the toilet.……"

"I just took off the buttocks and gave them to your uncle Junping, so he could take them to the toilet and poop for me!"

Lu Yu said as he piled all the interesting eggs in front of him.

"Okay, stop talking nonsense!"

"Look out, Dad is about to start dividing!"

"Don't wait until I finish dividing, and you say my division is unfair!"

"……"

Hearing his father's reminder,

Tongtong also recovered from the terrifying fantasy of Uncle Junping taking his father's buttocks to go to the toilet. He hurriedly opened his eyes and stared at the pile in front of him without blinking. Qifu Dan was afraid of his father and would cheat on him when he wasn't paying attention.

He gave him a lot but gave himself very little.

This time,

Tongtong was determined not to let this happen!

Just like that, under Tongtong's concentrated, vigilant, and wide-eyed gaze,

Lu Yu finally smiled evilly and began to separate.

"I'm divided, you take care of it!"

Lu Yu said, picked up a strange egg and placed it on his side.

"Me alone!"

At the same time, he picked up another strange egg and placed it next to Tongtong.

"You alone!"

Immediately afterwards,

"Me alone!"