Seeing the scene of two people competing against each other in front of them, the barrage in the sky became dense again.
I have to say that this scene is a common memory for many people.
Even most of the jokes about Xiaoqiang back then started from here.
"You have prosperous wealth, and I have Xiaoqiang. It’s really hilarious!"
"Raise a cockroach as if it were your own flesh and blood, and give a white-haired person to a black-haired person, haha......Don't mess with readers, because you never guess what they will say!"
"At this moment, I just want to see the expression of the boatman who fell on the cart. If the old man can't bear it at this moment, wouldn't it be revealed?"
"Absolutely amazing! There are so many things in this world, but there is still something so miserable? And in order to win, he even risked his life!"
"I remember when I was in junior high school, all the boys in our class could memorize this line, and even the Chinese class didn’t have this effect!"
"Speaking of which, the tradition of calling cockroaches Xiaoqiang seems to have come from this period, right?"
"Who dares to be worse than me? Not only Mr. Xing, but also Sister Shiliu on the side was shocked. Is there anyone in this world who can compare to this?"
"It can be said that this is the only time Tang Bohu met his opponent and the only time he lost to his opponent."
At the same time, when the audience from various dynasties saw this scene, they were dumbfounded. In the Ming Dynasty, inside Wanmei Villa,
Lu Xiaofeng looked up at the direction of the sky and couldn't help laughing.
"Ha ha! This Tang Bohu is so interesting!"
"Lu thought he could come up with some clever trick, but he didn't expect it to be a cockroach?"
"Fortunately, this guy also acted so sincerely that I couldn’t stop!"
Tang Bohu like this on the light screen really opened Lu Xiaofeng's eyes.
What kind of talent is this? He is simply a little hooligan!
There was also a scene where the two were competing against each other, which made Lu Xiaofeng laugh.
"Lu has been traveling around the world for so many years, and has seen people competing with each other with swords and internal strength, but he has never seen anyone compete with each other miserably!"
"After seeing this scene today, I have to say that Lu has become more knowledgeable."
Hearing what Lu Xiaofeng said, Ximen Chuixue couldn't help but smile lightly.
"This section is really unexpected and makes people laugh."
"This young man is really like this, but he still has to compete with others?"
Hua Manlou was also amused by the dialogue in the light curtain.
Although he couldn't see it, it didn't prevent him from making up these scenes in his mind.
"In all these years, this is the first time that Hua has heard of someone being compared with others."
"This Tang Bohu is even more unbelievable. He actually recognized a cockroach as his son?"
"It seems that he really risked everything in order to get into Washington."
Hearing this, Lu Xiaofeng simply shook her head,
"If it's just for Qiuxiang, it's definitely not worth it."
"Let me see, this winter fragrance is much more beautiful!"
"Even Lu couldn't understand why Tang Bohu had to sell his body to bury his father when he could just sneak into Washington with his skills."
In Yihua Palace,
Yaoyue's face turned slightly red when she saw the scene where Tang Bohu sold his body to bury his father.
Only then did she realize how crazy men can be for women. She actually found someone to act in a play and sold her body to bury her father?
The most important thing is Yes, the two of them sang together without any flaws at all.
Where had Yao Yue seen such a thing before?
Thinking of this, the redness on her cheeks deepened and turned faintly hot.
"this....."
"This guy really does everything he can to get into Washington!"
"With a cockroach......"
At this point, Yao Yue really couldn't speak any more.
In her opinion, cockroaches are cockroaches. How can there be any saying that a white-haired person gives a black-haired person a gift?
But at the same time, looking at Tang Bohu's serious expression, she couldn't help but want to laugh.
I have to say that in this film, Tang Bohu touches the fragrance of autumn, it is really exquisite.
Seeing this, Lianxing couldn't help but cover her mouth and said with a soft smile:
"I think Tang Bohu also heard the conversation between the two. There is only one servant missing in the Washington Palace."
"If he gives this opportunity to others, he won't be able to get in."
"Lian Xing felt that maybe it was because of this that he had to compare with others."
Speaking of this, Lianxing sighed again and said,
"Speaking of which, it was really tragic for a young man whose family of six died overnight."
"He obviously won, but the man died."
The Great Sui Dynasty, within the Yinkui Sect.
At this time, Wanwan was dumbfounded after reading this paragraph.
"ah......How could it still be like this?"
For a moment, even the Holy Maiden of the Demon Sect didn't know what to say.
The two men who were competing against each other finally had a result after one person and one stick.
One had his arm disabled, and the other directly took his life. Bo,
Wanwan had never expected such a tragic ending.
Then, looking at Tang Bohu and others in the barrage, Wanwan couldn't help but sigh,
"These guys are so interesting!"
"Where is this?"
At this moment, when the whole mixed martial arts world was talking a lot, the whole sky was seen, and the picture suddenly changed again.
On the picture, because the young man was too fierce, he directly knocked himself to death with a stick.
What an act. Tang Bohu, the only candidate, naturally entered the Washington Palace smoothly.
As soon as he entered, before Tang Bohu had time to be happy, he saw a burly man and a group of people barging in.
When the servants saw that the newcomer was a newcomer, they directly said nothing. He went up and pressed Tang Bohu down.
Immediately, the burly man stepped forward and said to Tang Bohu,
"From today on, you are a low-level servant in Washington!"
"9527 is your lifelong code name, start working!"
And at this moment, accompanied by bursts of cheerful music,
Tang Bohu in the picture was wearing the clothes of a servant in Washington, and finally started his career as a low-level servant.
He held a broom in his hand, raised his legs and ran away, While cutting corners while working, he peeked around to see if there was Qiuxiang.
It was just like the scene during the training of the Flying Tigers, but this time he accidentally bumped into Wu Zhuangyuan.
Wu Zhuangyuan was an easy-going person, but he only fined him a thousand Push-ups.
When the champion of martial arts read out,"1001, 1002.1003......"At that time, the entire mixed martial arts world was not filled with laughter.
This martial arts champion is as good at comedy as Zhu Zhishan!
Why is there so many talented people in this movie, Tang Bo Hu Dian Qiuxiang?
Then the scene changed again.
Tang Bohu and a group of servants were grilling meat.
Tang Bohu was holding a brush in his hand while flipping and roasting the chicken legs.
Only this time, his brush was dipped not in sauce, but in real ink.
He was holding a piece of paper in his hand and was secretly drawing Qiuxiang's appearance based on his own impressions.
Just like when everyone was about to laugh, the screen continued to rotate, and this time the scene was of Tang Bohu swiping away the feces.
I saw him holding a small brush in one hand and a small dustpan in the other hand, sweeping the dog shit on the ground into the dustpan.
Although he was a hundred reluctant, he was just a low-level servant who had just entered Washington, so he could only hold his nose and do it.
Just when he looked hesitant and felt life was worse than death, someone stepped on his hand.
It didn't matter if he didn't step on it. With one step, Tang Bohu's hand actually stepped on the dog shit.
And just when he was about to have an attack, he heard a burst of female laughter coming from the small courtyard not far away.
This is none other than Mrs. Hua's personal maids flying kites.
When Tang Bohu saw it, he suddenly felt that the time had come.
Then the sword lifted up the stone and pierced the kite at once.
The kite was punctured and could no longer withstand the wind, and fell to the roof.
Just when the sisters looked anxious, Tang Bohu appeared at the door at the right time.
"Sisters, may I ask what happened?"
"9527, our kite fell on the roof, can you help us get it down?"
"But as a low-level servant, I am not qualified to come in."
Hearing this, Dongxiang stamped her foot,
"Whoever treats you as a lowly servant, we just treat you as a dog."
Tang Bohu was speechless again.
The most talented man in the south of the Yangtze River was actually regarded as a dog?
But after a while, he walked in, climbed up to the roof, took the kite, and put it in his arms.
But then At this moment, Tang Bohu fell into fantasy.
He imagined that he fell to the ground and was picked up by Qiuxiang. The two took the opportunity to confess their feelings to each other.
Thinking of this, he squatted on the roof, smiling with sweat all over his face. Almost crazy. (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
When everyone saw this scene, they also had indescribable embarrassment on their faces.
When Qiuxiang on the side saw this, she gritted her teeth with hatred.
She already regretted it a little. I bought this guy into Washington.
Just when Tang Bohu let himself fall from the roof according to the imagination in his mind, who knew that what caught him was not a gentle body, but a pair of very strong arms.
When he opened his eyes , Look, I saw that the person hugging me was none other than Wu Zhuangyuan!
At this moment, Wu Zhuangyuan frowned coldly,
"Boy! I heard you were secretly painting her portrait! Yes or no?"
Tang Bohu's face was covered with sweat and embarrassed.
"I have painted countless paintings in my life. I wonder which one you are talking about? Without saying a word, Wu
Zhuangyuan put his hand directly into Tang Bohu's arms and took out the portrait.
"Look what he drew!"
"He actually painted our graceful, graceful and beautiful Sister Pomegranate into this picture of virtue."
"I have to open your eyes and let you see what painting is."
After that, Wu Zhuangyuan took out a cartoon and showed it to the surroundings.[]
After everyone admired it, they vomited one after another.
And Tang Bohu could not escape the bad luck. After everyone vomited, he received another severe beating.
The servants were ruthless, but the maid who couldn't play with the kites was even more ruthless.
At this moment, watching the scenes constantly skipping in the screen,
Huang Rong on Peach Blossom Island could no longer hold back any longer, and she bent over with laughter.
"Giggles......"
She pointed at Tang Bohu on the roof and kept laughing.
"What a beautiful idea this guy has!"
"He is just a low-level servant, but he still fantasizes about accomplishing something good with Qiuxiang?"
"This Tang Bohu is so interesting! It’s so much fun!"
Although Huang Rong is very young and has little experience, she also knows that this kind of thing is simply a fantasy.
No matter how good a servant is, it is impossible for him to marry Mrs. Hua's personal maid.
A maid like Qiuxiang who has been carefully cultivated , the overall treatment is not worse than that of ordinary ladies from official families.
Such women have more or less aura of wealth, and will almost marry into wealthy families in the future. At the very least, they will be a concubine.
Where can such a person go? Is it something that a low-level servant can covet?
Zhou Botong in the dungeon held a piece of dogtail grass in his mouth and nodded.
"This kid is really indescribably innocent!"
"Even if Qiuxiang is willing, Mrs. Hua is not willing!"
"Moreover, the imperial master at that time was much more important than him, the most talented person in the south of the Yangtze River...."
Then the painting style changed again, and it came to the evening in a blink of an eye.
In the picture, Tang Bohu appeared and headed towards where Qiuxiang was.
As he walked, he said:
【Fortunately, I tried my best to protect my face.】
【My handsome appearance was preserved】
【I'll find a chance to express my love to her tonight】
【See if Qiuxiang is passionate about me? 】
However, before Tang Bohu finished singing, he saw an iron fist suddenly swinging over, and his vision was blurred for an instant.
Tang Bohu felt his eyes hurt and looked confused.
"who!"
Sister Pomegranate, with heavy makeup on her face, appeared in front of Tang Bohu like a ghost.
Then, a familiar voice sounded in his ears.
"She is my sister Pomegranate who is extremely beautiful and admired by thousands of people."
Tang Bohu covered his completely swollen eye and said bitterly:
"It's you? I have no grievances or grudges against you?"
Before he finished speaking, Sister Shiliu swung another punch.
Tang Bohu couldn't dodge and was punched in the other eye.
In an instant, the handsome face that he had managed to protect was beaten into pieces by Sister Shiliu. Panda face.
Tang Bohu looked helpless, and then asked Sister Shiliu why she beat him.
Sister Shiliu suddenly became excited 903,
"Because you deserve to fight!"
"Now everyone knows that you secretly drew pictures of me and had a crush on me!"
"How can I have the face to see people? I, I just want to die!"
Looking at the honor of Sixteen Swords, Tang Bohu endured it for a long time and expressed that he had no objection.
He thought that Sister Shiliu would give up, but unexpectedly she turned around and became fierce.
"Of course you said it!"
"Because you want to die with me and become a pair of mandarin ducks with the same fate!"
"I bother! I'm not ready to accept your love yet?"
When Sister Shiliu said this, Tang Bohu was even more speechless.
He didn't like the eight women in the family, let alone Sister Shiliu. Just because
Wu Zhuangyuan has a special taste does not mean that I, Tang, have a special taste too!
Thinking of this , Tang Bohu explained helplessly:
"Sister Pomegranate, you have misunderstood!"
"In fact, I respect you as much as I respect my mother!"
Tang Bohu tried his best to speak in a tactful and popular way, but I don't know if Sister Shiliu didn't understand or what happened.
After hearing Tang Bohu talk about his mother, he reacted extremely and was very excited!
"What! You actually said that you fell in love with your own mother"
"Such a rebellious and unscrupulous thing is really exciting!"
Seeing this, Tang Bohu didn't know what to say at all.
Seeing this, Sister Shiliu rushed forward immediately
"come! I haven't tried it yet!"
He pulled Sister Shiliu off, and Sister Shiliu was lying on the ground, muttering something in her mouth,
"Stop talking and do it!"
"Work hard! Don't pity me for being a delicate flower!"
Looking at Sister Pomegranate lying on the ground, Tang Bohu couldn't tell the pain. He originally wanted to find a chance to capture Qiu Xiang, but he didn't expect Sister Pomegranate to come out halfway.
As a result, the plan changed and he could only wait for another day. Continue.
Just when he was about to find an excuse to run away, he saw a nimble figure suddenly descending from the sky in the small courtyard.
This figure was impartial and landed on Sister Shiliu.
Where had Sister Shiliu ever experienced such an impact?
On the spot Passed out.
After the four people landed, they looked at Sister Pomegranate lying on the ground and couldn't help but look with contempt on their faces.
"What a shame to see something so disgusting when you first come here!"
Before Tang Bohu could react, three other figures flew into Washington instantly.
Tang Bohu was caught off guard and was captured. When several people saw this, they also started talking,
"Boss! I heard that the four fragrances of spring, summer, autumn and winter are all as beautiful as flowers, especially the autumn fragrance, which can kill people!"
"Qiuxiang will naturally be left to her eldest brother...."
After several people discussed it, they looked at Sister Shiliu and Tang Bohu who were lying on the ground and had passed out.
"Then boss, what should I do with this pair of losers? kill him?"
The boss waved his hands slightly, then smiled and said:
"This couple of bitches can be considered as kindred spirits, so just knock them unconscious."
Just when one of them was about to take action,
Tang Bohu had an idea and asked:
"Could it be that these four are the four most famous prostitutes in the south of the Yangtze River?".
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