At this moment, on the screen of the light screen, they saw someone recognizing themselves, and the four of them did not hide it at all.
Then he made some moves and struck his iconic pose,
"That's right!"
"We are the sluts from the East, the South, the West, the North, and the four great sluts from the south of the Yangtze River!"
Looking at the extremely funny actions of the four people in front of me, as well as the hilarious slogans, sure enough, the whole sky instantly became lively, with barrages pouring in to comment on these four great villains in Jiangnan!
"Hahaha! I've been waiting for a long time, and finally I'm waiting for you, the Four Daphne Heroes of Jiangnan!"
"It’s funny to say that since ancient times, there have been heroes, both men and women, lame heroes and disabled heroes, but I’ve never heard of a prostitute! It seems that Master Xing is naughty again!"
"I remember when I first saw this paragraph, I didn't realize for a long time. Is there really such a thing as a slut in this world?"
"In any case, these four Jiangnan prostitutes can be considered a pioneering work. Just this title is enough to be remembered by people all over the world!"
"Speaking of which, I really don’t understand. Since everyone is a prostitute, what does it have to do with knights?"
"I have to say that the species of Yinxia begins and ends here. It is really shocking!"
"Judging from the movements of the four of them, it is obvious that they have been rehearsed many times. Sure enough, these four are all here to be funny!"
In the world of comprehensive martial arts, the audiences from various dynasties also burst out laughing when they saw this scene, almost out of breath.
There are all kinds of heroes in this world, but there is no such thing as a prostitute.
Especially this prostitute It’s really hard for people to speak the word, let alone say it.
And these guys in front of them actually call themselves Yin Xia?
Thinking of this, the audience of the Zongwu World were all speechless.
In the Yihua Palace,
Yingyue looked up Qing Qiong, watching the barrage flashing across the sky, blushed.
It wasn't that she had never seen a lewd thief before, but this was the first time she had seen one with the name of a lewd knight.
This thing could really become a knight. ?
"this.....There really is such a thing as a prostitute....."
"How could they do this....."
"These guys are clearly prostitutes!"
After hearing Yao Yue's words,
Lian Xing couldn't help but smile.
"My sister is right,"
"These guys are here just for Qiuxiang. They are not heroes, they are just prostitutes and thieves!"
Thinking of this, Lianxing smiled again, shook his head with some distress and said,
"Tang Bohu was so unlucky that he was entangled in pomegranate wine as soon as he came in."
"Just after getting rid of this, I encountered a group of lewd thieves again."
"Do we have to take action this time?"
Lianxing is still very curious about Tang Bohu's skills.
After all, from the scene where he used his inner strength to deceive the doctor from the beginning, it is not difficult to see that he is a master with deep inner strength.
When Yao Yue heard this, He shook his head slightly,
"It doesn't seem possible. If we take action now, it will be exposed."
"He would not do anything that was not worth the loss."
At the same time, in the North Li Dynasty, in Xueyue City.
Li Hanyi smiled again when he saw the four great prostitutes from Jiangnan.
This was something she never expected. There are still people in this world who claim to be A pervert?
Looking at the wretched looks on the four people in front of him, Li Hanyi paused slightly.
"These guys are so brave, they dare to break into Washington at night"
"Don't they know the consequences of being a thief?"
In the current world of mixed martial arts, there are quite a few prostitutes in the world of martial arts.
They are like Tian Boguang of the Ming Dynasty, and Yun Zhonghe of the Song Dynasty.
These are all people in the martial arts world who are afraid of them. Big lewd thieves, but these guys have long been notorious, and everyone calls for beatings.
It is not easy to survive in the cracks of various sects.
But the four major lewd knights in the south of the Yangtze River in front of us are different. These guys are dressed in silk and satin. So charming and suave, as if his life was pretty good?
Thinking of this, even Li Hanyi felt incredible for a while.
When Sikong Changfeng heard this, he couldn't help but clapped his hands and exclaimed:
"What a one of Jiangnan’s four most prostitutes!"
"This time I opened my eyes!"
On the other side.
On the black wood cliff, seeing the four prostitutes from the south of the Yangtze River appearing in the picture, Dongfang Bubai stretched out with a contented look on his face.
Her waist was extremely soft, even compared to the Victoria's Secret models. Not bad, just one look at it will make people obsessed with it and unable to stop.
But in the world of the Sun Moon God Sect, no matter how charming the leader is, no one dares to take another look.
Even if Dongfang Bubai wears nothing, everyone will He didn't dare to have the slightest idea.
This is the shock of the leader of the Demon Cult, and this is the terror of the female devil.
At this moment, Dongfang Bubai savored the barrages in the sky, with a slight smile on the corner of his mouth.
"Since they dare to call themselves Yinxia, does that mean they are all powerful?"
"Today, I want to see how these guys can get Qiuxiang?"
Immediately, under the gaze of the entire mixed martial arts world, the picture on the top of the sky slowly scrolled again.
In the picture, when Tang Bohu learned that the visitor was none other than the four most prostitutes in Jiangnan, he immediately revealed his identity.
"To be honest, little brother, I am the one who is known as the jade tree facing the wind that beats Pan An, the pear blossom crushing the begonia, and the little worm Zhou Botong!"
Before Tang Bohu finished speaking, one of them walked up and waved his hand, saying that he had never heard of it.
At the critical moment, the boss was still reasonable and slowly walked up and said,
"The little brother is even willing to take this kind of thing, so he deserves to be called a little nymphomaniac."
Tang Bohu accepted all the compliments from the boss and said that he had done worse things.
As soon as these words came out, the four sluts in Jiangnan were surprised again.
They never expected that when they came to Washington, they would actually do it. Can you meet someone with the same path?
When Tang Bohu saw this, he immediately took over the topic,
"I heard that you want to find Qiuxiang, why not let me lead the way?"
The boss sword Tang Bohu said this, and he also said very generously that he would definitely let you come first later.
In this way, after a few people simply summed it up,
Tang Bohu took the four most prostitutes from Jiangnan and started to go around Washington, about After several laps, the four finally realized something was wrong.
"Why are you going around and around without adding that little worm?"
Then the scene changed again.
Tang Bohu actually didn't want to lead the way at all. He just wanted to lure those guys away to save Qiuxiang and show off in front of Qiuxiang.
But when he opened the door of Qiuxiang's room and explained his purpose, he got Qiuxiang. A meal of ridicule.
Tang Bohu asked Qiuxiang, if he was really not interested in him, why did he smile mercilessly?
Qiuxiang said bluntly, even if he laughed, he was just laughing at him as a fool.
After hearing these words, Tang Bohu was disheartened. Leng, he was about to leave.
But he heard Qiuxiang muttering behind him,
"Is it possible that only Tang Bohu is considered a man?"
After that, Qiuxiang also read out Tang Bohu's poem
【Peach Blossom Temple in Taohuawu, Peach Blossom Fairy under Peach Blossom Temple, Peach Blossom Fairy grows peach trees, and picks peach flowers in exchange for wine money]
After hearing this, 9527 was instantly shocked.
Tang Bohu, who suddenly transformed into a brocade, fell into fantasy again.
He held a folding fan and walked up the stairs, exchanging poems with Qiuxiang as he walked.
【Others laugh at me for being too crazy, but I laugh at others because they can't see through it. I don't see the tombs of the heroes of Wuling, and I cultivate the fields without flowers or wine. 】
Seeing this, Qiuxiang was also shocked, but when she reacted, she saw that 9527 had climbed onto the cabinet.
In her opinion, when Tang Bohu's poem came into his mouth, it was an insult to Tang Bohu.
At this moment, Tang Bohu, who was full of nosebleeds, decided not to hide it anymore.
He immediately revealed his identity to Qiuxiang and said that he was Tang Bohu.
However, Qiuxiang didn't believe it at all, and then hit Tang Bohu with a cross stick, flying out, just sitting on the boss of the four adulterous thieves.
The boss was suddenly ridden like this by 9527, and he cried out in agony.
"What kind of little nymphomaniac is this? This is simply a big pervert!"
Soon, the movement in front of them naturally attracted the attention of Washington.
The four prostitutes did not dare to delay, so they took Qiuxiang and fled.
But before they could walk out of the door, they were stopped by Wu Zhuangyuan.
After a fight , , the four adulterers were easily taken down by Mrs. Hua.
The four fell to the ground, leaving only their last breath. 9527 was still among them and was regarded as an accomplice.
Qiuxiang even testified that she saw with her own eyes 9527 and these The lewd thieves were together.
When Mrs. Hua heard this, she was very angry and immediately said that she would chop up these lewd thieves and feed them to the dogs. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
But at this moment, Qiuxiang was hiding in her body Tang Yin's poetry collection fell down, and
Mrs. Hua was even more angry when she saw it. She bluntly said that secretly hiding Tang Yin's poetry collection in Washington was a capital crime.
However, in the face of Qiu Xiang's betrayal, Tang Bohu ignored the previous suspicion and stood up and said that it belonged to his younger brother.
Wu The champion was dissatisfied and asked him to take out his little brother immediately.
Tang Bohu humbly said that the little brother was himself.
After hearing this, Mrs. Hua immediately ordered Tang Bohu to be chopped up and fed to the dogs, but at this moment, Tang Bohu threw away the champion and
Using his unparalleled musical skills, Tang Bohu began to beat the wine glasses and earthen jars on the ground.
Along with the bursts of rhythm, Tang Bohu began his rap performance.
【Madam, I live on the edge of the city of Suzhou. I have a house, trees and fields at home, and my life is full of joy.】
【Who would have thought that Tang Bohu was ruthless and ruthless? He took over my old house and took over my land, and even took my mother away.....】
Then the scene changed again,
Tang Bohu's tapping speed became faster and faster, and with this sonorous rhythm, his accusation against Tang Bohu reached an unprecedented climax.
【He could only sell himself into slavery, earn money while studying hard, and vow to show his fame.】[]
【Killing enemies with hands is strong-willed~~~~From now on, Tang Yin's collection of poems will be with me, and I will remember that this hatred is irreconcilable. 】
Finally, amidst Tang Bohu's extreme blows, everyone gradually entered a wonderful climax along with this extremely rhythmic blow.
In an instant, not only the maids, but also Mrs. Hua couldn't help but praise her.
In the end, relying on his excellent talent, Tang Bohu won Mrs. Hua's trust.
Seeing that he was very talented, she kept him in the mansion to study with the young master.
Not only that, Mrs. Hua also gave him the surname"Hua". From then on, Tang Bohu had a new name - Hua'an.
Everyone in the Beiliang Prince's Mansion couldn't stop laughing when they saw the scene in front of them.
Although he met Sister Shiliu first, and then the four major prostitutes in the south of the Yangtze River, thanks to Tang Bohu's wit and cleverness, he finally averted the danger.
Not only was he fine, but he was promoted and reused.
But thinking about the scene that just happened, the entire Beiliang Palace couldn't help laughing.
Xu Fengnian lay on the chair and said with emotion,
"If you want to say that what I admire most, they must be the four most prostitutes in the south of the Yangtze River."
"Think about it carefully, isn't this my young master's dream to be a girl and a hero at the same time?"
"I have remembered these four prostitutes from the south of the Yangtze River!"
When Xu Fengnian said this, the girls couldn't help but blush.
Xu Weixiong was even more rude. He directly pressed Xu Fengnian's head and scolded her harshly.
Qingniao lowered his head and said with a slightly red face:
"`I have to say that this Tang Bohu is really talented and unparalleled."
"What kind of music is this? The rhythm is so good. I can’t help but listen to it......"
After hearing what Qingniao said, Sweet Potato also nodded,
"Yes, it sounds good and feels good."
Of course, everyone at this time could not imagine that this sonorous rhythm came from something called rock music in another parallel world.
But at this moment, Lao Huang stroked his beard and said with admiration:
"As the saying goes, good things come in many ways."
"It's much better to be the young master's companion and study boy than to be a lowly servant."
"Look at that Wu champion, he is not someone to be trifled with at first glance."
Immediately, the picture on the sky screen continued to rotate.
This time, after Tang Bohu became a study companion, his treatment was much better.
He put on new clothes, opened the door, and saw the two young masters of Taishi Hua who had been waiting for a long time.
See you Tang Bohu was so young and proud, so the two young masters were naturally dissatisfied.
Then they started to force Tang Bohu in different ways, but Tang Bohu said"imbecile", which made the two of them instantly break their guard.
Seeing this, the two of them joined forces one after another. Come up and recognize Tang Bohu as your eldest brother.
Just when Tang Bohu was about to lie down and enjoy the special services of the two younger brothers, the door suddenly opened and a middle-aged man who looked like a teacher walked in.
After walking in, he saw two young men. The young master was actually very polite to Tang Bohu, which made him very angry.
Faced with this guy who was trying to steal his job, the teacher was naturally not polite.
"Young man, if you are trying to steal my job from me, which path are you from?"
Before Tang Bohu could respond, the two of them started fighting each other.
"Haven’t asked for advice yet?"
"Teach and teach!"
"Ask first and teach later!"
"Teach first and please first!"
"Ask first and teach first!"
"Teach later and then please!"
At this point, Tang Bohu was speechless for a moment.
"If you keep telling me, I will teach you!"
Unexpectedly, the teacher looked angry and said instantly:
"I am originally from Sanshui. I was the chief teacher in Washington. Holding a white paper fan, which unit do you belong to?)?"
Tang Bohu said with a relaxed look,
"I am originally from Suzhou, and now I am a reading boy in Washington. I have a pair of red sticks with double flowers in front of my door."
Hearing this, the teacher suddenly burst into anger.
"Holy shit! Are you older than me?"
Immediately, in front of everyone, the teacher took off his shirt, revealing tattoos all over his body.
He took out the machete from his waist and gestured again:
"I have a blue dragon on my left and a white tiger on my right. The dragon's head is on my chest. If people block it, I will kill. If I block the Buddha, I will kill......"
But before he could finish the last word, the door was pushed open again.
This unexpected move caused the teacher to cut his own belly and ascend to heaven on the spot.
It turned out that the person who came was Taishi Hua, and he was naturally embarrassed when he saw the scene in front of him.
Fortunately, Tang Bohu came forward in time and said that the teacher was playing tricks on his own, but he just didn't get up.
Taishi Hua was deeply grateful for Tang Bohu's great kindness, so he promoted him to a senior accompanying boy.
By this time, Tang Bohu's status in Washington was rising steadily, and his treatment was completely different.
A montage of flowers flashed by.
It is not difficult for the audience to see that Tang Bohu and Qiuxiang are warming up and they have a good impression of each other.
However, at this warm moment, a piece of bad news came: Tang Bohu had been arrested.
Then the scene changed.
In the main hall, Mrs. Hua looked at the painting in front of her and confirmed that it was the authentic work of Tang Bohu.
Under the lobby, Zhu Zhishan, who had been trembling with fear for a long time, kept shaking and denying that his words were not those of Tang Bohu.
When people asked where these other paintings came from, Zhu Zhishan could only awkwardly say that they were stolen when Tang Bohu was not at home.
Mrs. Hua naturally refused to believe it, so she called Hua An.
After Hua An saw Zhu Zhishan, under his threat, Zhu Zhishan did not expose his identity.
The two cooperated for a while, and then they passed the test in a thrilling way.
However, Mrs. Hua had no intention of letting Tang Bohu go.
She said to Sister Pomegranate beside her,
"Pomegranate, take him down and take good care of him."
Then his eyes changed, and he smiled meaningfully:
"at your disposal....."
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