As the scene changed again,
Tang Bohu and Ruhua in the distance actually started fighting.
Tang Bohu was a master of martial arts, but others didn't know it. Even if he faced Ruhua who was half a head taller than him, Tang Bohu could still handle it with ease.
During the push, he pushed Ruhua under the bridge.
There was a"plop" sound, and everyone else realized that something was wrong.
The other three people hurried over and asked Tang Bohu what happened.
"what the hell!"
"Brother Tang, you are too harsh."
Tang Bohu's face was full of resentment and he couldn't help but cursed,
"He wants to rob, this dead demon!"
Hearing the word"shemale",
Zhu Zhishan couldn't help but look happy, threw the fan in his hand to his teammates, and threw it down.
On the other side, Wen Zhengming turned out to be a little unhappy,
"He got the upper hand again."
Tang Bohu was speechless for a while when he saw this.
How come his teammates are more weird than the other, and they even like shemales?
The matter passed quickly, and everyone didn't take it to heart and continued their trip to Jiangnan.
Soon, the four of them When I came to the street of Suzhou Mansion,
I heard the sound of gongs and drums, and a team of people and horses were slowly approaching. If I looked carefully, I saw that it was the cavalry of Taishi Hua’s wife.
The cavalry team was mostly made up of maids and maids, and only a handful of grooms.
The maids were dressed in brocade and satin, and were indescribably gorgeous. At first glance, they looked like ladies from a wealthy family. The grooms were beating gongs and drums as they walked, seeming to tell the people of Suzhou that a big shot was coming.
At this time, beside the street, In the turbulent sea of people, four heads finally squeezed in.
They were none other than the four talented men who had just finished killing the dead demons.
Seeing the grand cavalry in front of them, the four of them were amazed.
"I asked who it was, and it turned out that Mrs. Hua brought her maid to offer incense!"
"I heard that all the maids in Washington are as beautiful as heavenly beings, especially Qiuxiang, who is even more incredible."
Tang Bohu looked excited, looking back and forth among the crowd,
"Which one, which one is it?"
Seeing that Tang Bohu didn't know who Qiuxiang was, the other three people immediately called out Qiuxiang's name.
As the shout rang out, a woman wearing orange brocade in the motorcade slowly turned back and smiled.
Tang Bohu saw this and asked I don’t feel anything.
To be honest, if Qiuxiang is so beautiful, she is not as good as the eight wives in her own family!
After all, anyone familiar with this scene knows that among Tang Bohu’s eight wives, there was one who played the role of Chun Thirty. Mother.
Looking at Qiuxiang in front of him, Tang Bohu had no expression on his face.
"This is very ordinary, nothing wrong with it. When Wen
Zhengming saw this, he immediately corrected:
"Brother Tang, you don’t know something. Women are like flowers. They need to be set off by green leaves to show their charm."
Immediately, the other three gathered their strength and shouted towards Mrs. Hua's motorcade:"Beauty!"
Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, several women in the motorcade immediately turned their heads.
In addition to women, there were also several men with blushed faces.
These men and women all looked crooked. It's uncomfortable.
Not to mention, in this comparison, Qiuxiang is undoubtedly the most beautiful one.
At the same time, there was another barrage of bullets flying across the sky.
"Pity! It is said that Qiuxiang originally planned to ask Zuxian to come, but unfortunately the price was too high, so there was no way....."
"yes! In this drama, if we really want to talk about appearance, Qiuxiang might not be ranked in the top five?"
"Guess why the second time I called beauty, only Qiuxiang, but the other spring and winter fragrances?"
"I have to say that these four talented men from the south of the Yangtze River are really good at picking up girls. They are just right in picking up girls."
"Especially the last word"beauty" really freezes the years and amazes all living beings."
"But for the brother upstairs, as someone who has been there, I have to add that although Qiuxiang’s facial features are not very outstanding, she has a good figure! Just turn off the lights, you know....."
"That's true! This is definitely the experience of people who have been there. No matter what, body shape always comes first."
Seeing the scene in front of him,
Yan Shisan shook his head slightly and sighed slightly.
Like Tang Bohu in the picture, this Qiuxiang obviously disappointed him.
Although he didn't read or watch movies much, he couldn't understand it better.
The rumored Qiuxiang has bright eyes and white teeth, and is as pink as jade. She is a rare and graceful fairy.
However, although the Qiuxiang in front of her is good-looking, she has a touch of earthly tackiness.
This feeling makes Yan Shi San didn’t like it very much.
He paused and said with a confused look on his face,
"It seems like the immortals were right....."
"There seem to be quite a few women here who are prettier than Qiuxiang?"
He thought of the eight ladies of the Tang Mansion, as well as Dongxiang and Chunxiang, who had just appeared and had a chance to catch a glimpse.
But Yan Shisan didn't care. He was more concerned about Tang Bohu's martial arts and his enemies. What state of his martial arts had he reached?
What is the strength of their enemies now?
In the end, will these two people fight to the death?
At this moment, when Yan Shisan is hesitating, the four of them have already made up their minds.
They must take advantage of Mrs. Hua to offer incense and the maids are there. When giving alms outside the temple, go up and eat some tofu. Just do it, and then the scene changes again, and four beggars in rags and rags appear instantly.
However, although the four of them have changed into beggars' clothes , but the aura is still the same as before.
With the same generous steps and the same enchanting expressions, the four of them blended into the crowd.
At this moment, outside the temple, while Mrs. Hua was offering incense, the maids seemed to be well prepared , they took out the steamed buns and food they had prepared in advance and distributed them to the poor people nearby.
Seeing the maids getting bigger and more beautiful, Zhu Zhishan couldn't help drooling.
And the four talented men were lurking not far away Let’s discuss countermeasures.
Tang Bohu said firmly:
"When the next opportunity comes, rush in and go up to search!"
Seeing that the maids were surrounded by beggars, they couldn't use their hands and feet at all.
Upon seeing this, Tang Bohu gave an order, and several people rushed out like wild horses.
However, due to insufficient preparation, Tang Bohu was stepped on by everyone at this time. He looked slightly embarrassed.
Just when he was at a loss, he saw a steamed bun had been handed to him.
The person who handed him the steamed bun was none other than Qiuxiang.
Looking at Qiuxiang's gentle smile and his big sister With such a caring expression, at that moment, Tang Bohu's heart melted.
As a burst of exciting background music sounded, Tang Bohu's soul also sublimated.
It was as if he had been born so long and grown so old, and he felt love for the first time..
Decided that he would pursue Qiuxiang.
Tang Bohu immediately disappeared and changed into the clothes of one of the four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River.
At this time, Qiuxiang was offering incense alone, and he saw her kneeling in front of the Buddha statue with a pious look on her face. How it looks makes people happy.
Tang Bohu stepped forward, pretending for a while, and suddenly Qiuxiang shook out a bamboo stick.
He wanted to take this opportunity to tease Qiuxiang, but unexpectedly he was kicked away by the monk in the temple. Come out.
When he woke up, he realized that Mrs. Hua’s cavalry had left long ago.
In desperation, Tang Bohu came to the dock, took out a piece of silver, and randomly found the fastest boat.
On the screen, the boatman looked thin He took the silver and said proudly,
"Young Master, you really know the goods. There are so many ships but you chose mine. I am famous for being fast."
Tang Bohu took a closer look and was instantly startled.
He saw that the hull of the boat was completely submerged in the water, and the bodies of the two of them were also half submerged.
Tang Bohu shouted,
"Your ship is sinking!"
"Didn’t I say that sinking sinks quickly?....."
"Stop making trouble, I'm in a hurry, brother!"
"I can tell by the look on your face that you are chasing Qiuxiang"
"how do you know?"
The boatman ignored the water that was up to his neck and said calmly:
"I've seen a lot of wealthy young men like you, but just walking around in front of Washington DC is nothing more than tofu on a hemp rope, forget it."
"So what's your trick?"
"You have to find a way to sneak into Washington."
"Then just teach me two tricks, please." (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
"There are tricks, it just depends on whether you can get on the road or not!"
"Listen to big brother in everything!"
"All ears....."
At this point, the lake finally reached the top of their heads, and they sank into the water.
Seeing this scene in front of him,
Zhou Zhiruo in the Emei Sect finally couldn't hold it back and laughed softly.
I thought that this film Tang Bohu Dian Qiuxiang would be like those old dramas, telling the story of the Yingying Yanyan, the talented man and the beautiful woman, separation and reconciliation.
But I didn't expect that the whole play would be full of tears, but instead of crying, I would burst into tears laughing.
Especially the part where Tang Bohu was looking for the boatman made Zhou Zhiruo and Sun Xiuying grin from ear to ear.
At this moment, Sun Xiuying nodded, covered her mouth and said:
"Senior sister, this Tang Bohu and the boatman, they are so naive"
"Look carefully, this is really a happy and simple life......"
Hearing this, Zhou Zhiruo nodded with a look of agreement.
I have to say that in this play, a kind of pure innocence can be seen everywhere, [] whether it is Tang Bohu, Zhu Zhishan, or even the boatman's character in the play has this kind of taste.
This kind of innocent feeling has never been felt by Sun Xiuying and Zhou Zhiruo, who are disciples of Emei.
There are intrigues and bloodshed in the world, but only the innocence in front of them made the two of them feel envious.
After a while, Sun Xiuying looked at the completely sunk boat in front of her and couldn't help but become worried.
"Senior sister, do you think Tang Bohu can really catch up with Qiuxiang?"
"Mrs. Hua is so cruel, and Qiuxiang doesn’t seem to like him either......"
Although she was a disciple of Emei and a monk, Sun Xiuying could not help but be curious.
After all, she was the same age as Zhou Zhiruo at this time, they were both eighteen or nineteen years old, when girls were in their first love years.
Hearing this, Zhou Zhiruo also smiled gracefully and then said:
"This is naturally extremely difficult for ordinary people."
"But don’t forget, this is Tang Bohu!"
On the other side, Master Miejie saw the scene in front of her and was really dumbfounded.......
Not serious, really not serious!
How could you do something so unserious?
Can this boat sink halfway through?
Thinking of this, Master Miejie couldn't help but sigh,
"This is too ridiculous."
At the same time, the scene changed again.
In the scene,
Tang Bohu and the boatman had already gone ashore. The two changed their clothes and began to discuss countermeasures.
According to the boatman's instructions, the boatman must first pretend to be dead, and then Tang Bohu will appear again. Playing the role of selling one's body to bury his father.
Such an operation may attract the attention of the Washington government. Out of pity, they took in this homeless orphan who sold his body to bury his father.
This was after the boatman had attracted so many wealthy young men. It is based on absolute experience.
In Tang Bohu's view, this strategy is obviously no problem.
The two people pushed the cart and walked all the way out of the gate of Washington.
As they walked, Tang Bohu also gave instructions:
"Say it first! I'll beat you to death later and you won't be able to move!"
The boatman nodded,
"But as promised, you said you would give me all the money from the sale, so you are not allowed to cheat!"
Tang Bohu sighed,
"Why! With your wisdom, can I fool you?"
"That's true!"
After that, the boatman fell sideways and landed on the bus. He looked no different from a dead body.
Seeing that the time had come, Tang Bohu also knelt in front of the Washington Palace and shouted loudly:
"Neighbors, come quickly, we have just released the Dutiful Son Auction!"
"You can come and take a look if you don’t want to buy!"
As soon as these words were spoken, the door of the Washington Palace was opened.
It turned out that Qiuxiang and an extremely ugly woman came out.
This woman was none other than the unforgettable Sister Shiliu.
Sister Shiliu asked who Tang Bohu was. Tang Bohu answered the sentence fluently without any flaws.
Sister Shiliu was so kind-hearted that she couldn't help but say:
"Our family happens to be short of a servant, I think......"
But before Sister Pomegranate could finish speaking, the next second, another young man slowly came over pulling a cart of six corpses.
On the cart, six corpses were arranged neatly, and they belonged to a family.
They had been dead for a long time, their entire faces were pale, and there were even blue spots on their faces.
The young man who was leading him was coughing up blood while walking.
"I'm so miserable! Sell yourself and bury your whole family!"
"Girls, please take pity on me. All six members of my family died in one night."
"I have tenth level of tuberculosis now, half for sale and half for free, so just buy me....."
Seeing this, Qiuxiang couldn't help but feel pity, and hurriedly said to Sister Shiliu,
"You see how miserable he is, why don't we just buy him."
Seeing that the two young ladies changed their minds, Tang Bohu couldn't bear it at this time.
He stepped forward, stood in front of Qiuxiang and Shiliu, and emphasized again,
"Sisters, I was here first! Qiuxiang said with an eager expression,
"It's not a matter of first come, first served at all....."
Sister Pomegranate nodded and said in agreement:
"That's right, six people died in my family, and you only had one death, 3.1. I also want to help you, but I'm really embarrassed."
Tang Bohu then said,
"But I'm miserable too"
"Look, I haven’t cut my nails these days, and they are full of black mud. Isn’t this miserable enough?"
While the three of them were talking, they saw the puppy in the young man's arms struggling a few times, and then stopped moving.
When the young man saw this, he collapsed instantly. He quickly picked up the puppy and couldn't help crying.
"Prosperity! Prosperity! Why did you die?"
"You have been with me for so long, and you have been affectionate and loyal to me. But until now, I have not even given you a full meal. I am really sorry, Wangcai."
After that, the young man covered his face, lay on the cart and cried non-stop.
At this moment, a cockroach quickly crawled past, and Tang Bohu shouted to be careful.
Shiliu Qiuxiang and the two hurriedly backed away, and in the panic, they were trampled to death. He caught the cockroach.
Tang Bohu had an idea, and the actor was instantly possessed.
He grabbed Xiaoqiang's tentacles and felt as if his parents had died. He instantly felt pain.
"cockroach! cockroach! What's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang!"
"Xiaoqiang, you can't die. Xiaoqiang, you and I have depended on each other and shared the joys and sorrows for so many years."
"I have always taught you and raised you as if you were my own flesh and blood. I never thought that today a white-haired person would give a black-haired person a gift!"
After that, Tang Bohu also imitated the young man's behavior and cried heartbrokenly.
When Qiuxiang and Shiliu sister on the side saw this scene, they were not anxious anymore.
They wanted to see what the two guys in front of them were doing. Who was worse off?
Immediately, the two people who refused to give in met each other and began to compete with each other.
The young man showed his hands full of abscesses, and
Tang Bohu knocked off his own hand with a stick, saying that he was worse off.
And the young man Then he punched himself in the head,
"Do you dare to be worse than me?"
"I can even risk my life, who dares to be worse than me?" ps: Thanks to the boss [Ordinary Love Reading Novels] for the monthly ticket, and the boss [I’m naive] for the reward, thank you!.
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