Playing the role of Keqing at the beginning, I made the whole network fall in love

Jiang Xiaoyu frowned, his blue eyes filled with uncertain emotions.

The expression on his face clearly said"This is hard to judge"!

Tired, destroy it!

Jiang Xiaoyu crossed his arms across his chest, inevitably showing a bit of disgust.

"Although I support people being free to do whatever they like……"

She changed the subject

"But in this case...have you seen a doctor?"

Does this still need a trial?

If she hesitates for even a second, she is disrespecting the fish!

Jiang Xiaoyu clicked his tongue:"It can be seen from the manuscript that the author has no intention of repenting at all."

"In the end, he even refuted that everyone is not a fish, but he knows the joy of fish.……"

"There is nothing to judge, just go to hell"

"Any objection?"

She looked at the screen with her blue eyes.

A barrage of"going to hell" suddenly floated on the screen.

Occasionally, there were a few"The crime is not worthy of this"."、"respect blessings"、"People can at least try"……

But netizens who still think he is guilty occupy a large area of ​​​​the barrage.

【Who has any objection? ? This is too awesome! People like this will only make rice expensive when they live in this world!!!】

【Hope everyone knows that fish is for eating, not for eating……】

【If he hadn't said the following sentence:"A fish can only be happy if it's not a fish"... I can still think about whether to let him go to hell!!】

【Tell me, will someone use this and then release it again, which will disgust other people?……】

【The Fish Lovers Protection Association strongly condemns!! Why would you do such a cruel and inhumane thing to a fish?!】

【Fish: You might as well give me a good time!!】

【……】780

Jiang Xiaoyu chuckled:"It seems that no one has any objections."

She controlled the mouse and pasted a picture of a red seal of going to hell on the manuscript.

"Chapter 1, the trial is complete!"

"The first article is so valuable, the next one won't be even more...unbelievable, right?"

Jiang Xiaoyu was vaguely worried.

After all, the first article was already explosive enough.

She was afraid that if she read a few more articles, she would be overwhelmed.

Jiang Xiaoyu's blue eyes reflected the words on the screen, and he sighed softly.

"Can the master of the Rebirth Hall come to Fontaine to open a branch?"

"After the death sentence, I just went to the Hall of Purity for a one-stop operation"

【OK, OK, support! Logically speaking, the business of Shengshengtang in Fengdan is definitely better than that in Liyue. The Water God has been sentenced to death and sent directly to Shengtang!】

【Is there really no business for Walnut? I thought she was the only person in charge of funerals in Teyvat?】

【Let's go to Daozuma and open a restaurant. Aren't Yunxia Palace and Heguan both customers? ?】

【When Hutao saw the order sent to Liyue from Fontaine, he was stunned!】

【Hutao: There is a big reward at the Rebirth Hall on a regular basis! Buy one get one free! Buy two get three free! Buy more and get more!! The second one is half price!!】

【……】

Jiang Xiaoyu looked away from the barrage and returned to the document.

"Okay, okay, next article!"

She clicked lightly and opened the next manuscript.

"Just the night before yesterday, I discovered a big secret about my boyfriend……"

Jiang Xiaoyu raised his eyebrows:"Big secret? How big a secret?"

Human beings are always keen on eating melons most of the time.

Jiang Xiaoyu's eyes lit up when he saw the word secret.

She had a vague feeling that something was not right.

But still with curiosity, I continued reading.

"Let me start by saying that my boyfriend and I have always had a very good relationship. We have been together for three years and are about to get married. This is the background of the story."

"That night, after we finished playing games and went to bed, he suddenly turned over and picked up his phone"

"The action is very fast. With a click, the phone screen lights up!"

"I wasn't asleep at the time, so I woke up when the phone light came on"

"While pretending to be asleep, I secretly looked at him with my peripheral vision. He first quietly checked to see if I was awake, then paused for a few seconds to make sure I didn't respond, then dimmed the phone screen before continuing."

"A woman’s keen intuition tells me that something is wrong with him!"

【Is it so abnormal that he was cheated? ? I feel sorry for the sufferer for a second!!】

【Is there a possibility that I simply don’t want to wake the author from sleeping?……】

【Is it a revenge story about a boyfriend who cheated on her? ?】

【At first I thought the last article was about fishing!! So...this manuscript will definitely not be that simple!!】

【……】

Jiang Xiaoyu glanced at the barrage and had the same reservations.

If it were really a love-hate revenge incident, Song Qiqi probably wouldn't be chosen...

She continued to read:

"At that time, I thought that I would soon find evidence that my boyfriend had cheated on me."

"A lot of pictures flashed through my mind at once. He was hiding that I was with another woman, and they might have been together for a long time."

"He was in Cao Ying and his heart was with Han, but in fact, he and I had long been apart from each other. No wonder he was completely absent-minded when we played tavern war chess before going to bed. It was obviously a sure win, but he played with a robot and scratched the big monkey. In everyone's face, we lost."

When Jiang Xiaoyu read this, he couldn't help but complain.

"Your boyfriend is indeed quite absent-minded."

She picked up the water glass on the table and drank some water to moisten her throat before continuing to read.

"At that time, he was probably already thinking about how to chat with the little goblin on the phone in the evening!"

(cdec)"The worst case scenario is that maybe I am the mistress!"

"But then I thought about it, we have been together for so long, I still know his character very well, and this has never happened before."

"Maybe he has been under too much pressure at work recently, so he is absent-minded."

"So I just kept waiting and waiting……"

"Wait for him to put down his phone and go to sleep. After he falls asleep, he secretly unlocks his phone to see what he was doing just now."

【Okay, okay, just hook up a dad, right? I feel sorry for your teammates for a second! 】(To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

【Seeing this, there is definitely something wrong with this mistress’s boyfriend!!!】

【To give some popular science to those who have never played 1o1, this operation is equivalent to fighting ice monsters in Genshin Impact, but cutting out Barbara and opening e, freezing herself!】

【……】

Read the best part right away.

Jiang Xiaoyu also suppressed the smile on his face and sat up straighter.

"I opened his phone and found that the last software he used was Qiandu"

"When he clicked on it, he found that he was searching on Qiandu to find out where the body of the little monster killed by Ultraman was.……"

Jiang Xiaoyu frowned, his blue eyes filled with suspicion.

So... there is so much foreshadowing, just to show this to everyone?!

The last time she was so speechless was the last time... and the barrage couldn't help but burst into laughter.

【After waiting for a long time to see the revenge of the suffering master, this is the result? ? That's it? ?】

【It turns out that men never grow up! My son is in third grade and he searches for Ultraman every day!】

【Good question, so where are all the little monster bodies?】

【Of course it was taken back by the prop team (dog head)】

【As we all know, there is nothing that cannot be eaten. I suspect that it was eaten by people from Huacheng!】

【Didn't Ultraman always carry monster corpses and fly into space? I guess I'm still in space!】

【……】

Jiang Xiaoyu continued to read

"In addition, he also searched……"

"Who would win in a fight between Australian lobster and Alaskan crab?"

"Do elephants get stuffy noses when they have a cold?"

"What do aliens generally like to eat?"

"What is the meaning of watermelon besides being eaten?"

"What would the pig think if it knew that braised pork ribs were so delicious?"

Jiang Xiaoyu finished reading in one breath, frowning.

She couldn't help complaining:"I didn't expect your boyfriend to be born, he is quite curious!"

"What does it have to do with him if the seafood family fights? Of course...he can also communicate with the fish guy in front!"

"There is also an elephant with a stuffy nose. A stuffy nose is just a stuffy nose. Does he have to blow his nose with toilet paper?"

Jiang Xiaoyu's chest rose and fell, and he was bulging with anger, and his delicate little face was even more tense.

The author's boyfriend's mind was a little too strange, wasn't it?!

She was completely speechless.!

Many viewers in front of the screen also expressed that they had never been so speechless in their lives.

【So your boyfriend searches you while you are asleep, is he afraid that you will laugh at him? ?】

【Damn it, I also searched whether elephants get stuffy noses when they catch a cold. I really want to know.……】

【Damn it, even a woman likes to search for these. I'm still confused about whether the beautiful country has seen aliens.……】

【Aliens like to eat strawberry-flavored ice cream. I bought a UFO popular science book and wrote about it!!】

【There is evidence that your boyfriend may have cheated on you with Ultraman, an Australian lobster, or an Alaskan crab, or of course, it could also be an elephant with a cold. You'd better break up!】

【……】

Jiang Xiaoyu took a deep breath and said:

"I think what your boyfriend has to consider now is not whether he goes to heaven or to hell."

"It’s a matter of whether he can be discharged from the hospital!"