Playing the role of Keqing at the beginning, I made the whole network fall in love

As Jiang Xiaoyu finished speaking.

The barrage is all about"Ruozhi""、"Words like"silly roe deer".

And it's the kind of comparison between the author's boyfriend and Funina.

【Asking these questions, working as a bartender at Ruozhi Bar... I feel like it's time to investigate the case with Funina~ Let's go on a 50-50 basis!】

【I'm laughing so hard hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Gan!-】

【Hahahahaha, this is a question I searched ten years ago!】

【When I clicked on the live broadcast room, I thought I was in the wrong place... I accidentally entered Ruozhi Bar!】

【You're right, this is Fufu's live broadcast room, isn't it Ruozhi?】

【Don't let him search these things, let him be wise, you will find that your boyfriend has been admitted to the hospital (dog head)】

【……】

Jiang Xiaoyu curled her lips, and she could see all the barrage of complaints.

She snorted softly:"At least I don't know where the little monster's body went!"

"Have you seen Pacific Rim? It’s very clearly acted in it!"

Jiang Xiaoyu held the mouse, crossed out the picture, and continued to read the next article.

The gloves on her hands were two different colors, white and black.

Just like the colors in her eyes, they were also different.

And the gloves It was as if it was tailor-made for her, with the size card just right, outlining her slender fingers.

Jiang Xiaoyu then read a few more submissions.

The storylines were all exciting.

For example - the curiosity was tickled, and the The rolling pin used by my mother to make dumplings was put into the soft intestine and could not be taken out, resulting in social death... I became a cybernetic female Bodhisattva on Little Blue Bird 288. As a result, one day I was added as vx by my classmate and lived happily together...

But!

Everything! There is no harm without comparison.

In front of the first heavyweight player Wanyu Brother, it is not enough to watch!

At least the stories of the other few happened in the human category!

Compared with this Wanyu Brother Get up, it's so serious!

Jiang Xiaoyu's live broadcast lasted until about ten o'clock, and then went off the broadcast.

After the broadcast, she sat lazily on the chair, not wanting to move at all.

Today's story submission allowed her to see the human nature Diversity...

After a while, she stood up and stretched.

But the place where her limbs can stretch is very limited.

Because the little suit she is wearing is cut exactly according to her figure. It is very close to the body and looks very elegant..

She was about to change into pajamas.

When she took off the innermost shirt, the softness that had been restrained popped out.

Jiang Xiaoyu looked down at the proud curves and couldn't help but sigh.

Who makes the water god flatter......

I had to wrap it up a little!

It was also embarrassing for her!

She put on a light blue silk pajamas, which looked very suitable for her short blue hair.

After reading the heaven-defying manuscript all night, of course she had to Treat yourself with something to eat.

So

Jiang Xiaoyu made a spicy crayfish by himself.

The tender meat of the crayfish is elastic when you bite it, and the delicious juice quickly spreads in your mouth, leaving you with an endless aftertaste.

Jiang Xiaoyu was passing the time while peeling the shrimps. She started using Douyin.

Now, not surprisingly, her name is on the hot searches on all major platforms.

And every time she browses several short video platforms, she will see clips and slices of her live broadcast tonight.

Especially about The one who plays Fish Brother.

She can get two views out of ten videos!

And the data of likes and comments are pretty good.

Things are already getting worse...

After all, everyone is always interested in this kind of weird and unnatural behavior. The behavior was talked about with great enthusiasm.

All the group chats were spread... and even developed into a meme!

Jiang Xiaoyu never expected it.

Originally, fishing is a hobby with a large audience.

Although it seems to be a boring"sport", But it has a very strong technical nature and a rather profound knowledge system... which has made countless people addicted to it!

There is even a saying——

"What kind of woman do I want? I just want to fish!"

But after tonight's story, the sanctity of the romantic sport of fishing has since been given a special meaning...

This meme has even spawned several emoticons.

The most popular one is one that Jiang Xiaoyu wanted to contribute at the time. When asked, she had a complicated expression on her face.

Someone put a big question mark on the p next to her.

Funina, who had a complicated expression, looked a little cute and cute.

But she also deeply expressed the feeling of"When I show this The expression is not that I have a problem, but that you have a problem"... and this emoticon quickly replaced the"subway grandpa" looking at his mobile phone at the speed of a rocket.

Moreover,

Jiang Xiaoyu was most worried about It happened too!

When she was reading it, she was wondering if someone would be itching to try it after seeing this submission.

After all... the Internet is far more magical than she thought!

And the facts have proved it..

Her idea was right!

It turns out that some people really have such a high"enthusiasm" for"aquatic products"!

On the post bar, a post titled"When I wake up, there is only regret!" appeared.

In just a few words.

It tells the story of how an adult, after seeing what happened with"Brother Playing Fish", couldn't control his curiosity and impulse, and had a strange incident with a carp... maybe because it was too detailed. And against the sky, this tutorial quickly disappeared in the wind along with"404"...

Only some netizens' complaints and comments are left, and traces of this tutorial's existence in the world can still be seen.

Everyone even passionately discussed in the post which fish should be used!

【I want to help fish for fun, can anyone recommend a variety?】

【Black bass have no teeth. They use suction to catch food. Instead, the surface of fresh freshwater fish secretes fragrant mucus.~】

【Push me up!! I have been raising fish for 20 years. Never use black sea bass. It not only has teeth, but also many!

Highly recommend carp! (Click to view the picture) Look at the carp, this mouth shape~~ is simply the chosen fish!! It has absolutely no teeth and it comes with its own lubricant!! Without teeth, they really use their super strong suction power to eat!! (To read cool novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

In short, be sure to use the right fish.~】

【……】

In the comment area, Jiang Xiaoyu saw this fish farmer who worked tirelessly to popularize science and fish structure-related knowledge for netizens who lack physiological understanding of fish...

Even her hands that were peeling shrimps stopped.

She didn’t understand, but she was shocked!

Does this issue really need to be discussed?

Even the famous popular science blogger she often reads -

Infinite Light.

Because of this incident, a video was released overnight.

The first paragraph at the beginning is

"My private messages exploded tonight. Many netizens asked me whether such fish have teeth."

"I didn’t know what this was going on at first. Is there some kind of fish tooth delicacy that has recently been developed?"

"As a result, after asking around a lot, I found out……"

Jiang Xiaoyu was even more speechless.

She often watches videos on identifying popular creatures on the Internet, and identifies various water monkeys from time to time.

But because the two people belong to completely different types of tracks.

She never thought about cooperation or anything like that. result!

Unexpectedly, there was a linkage for the first time!

It's so dreamy!!

But Jiang Xiaoyu's shock was quickly overshadowed by a new piece of news.

She came across a design sketch drawn by a self-comfort supplies store, indicating that a fish-shaped Fiji cup was about to be launched.

She stopped sliding her hand over the video, and her pupils instantly dilated a lot.

"Is there anyone making a product with this look?!"

"Who wants to buy this thing?!"

"Who is the audience?!"

"It’s not like this to play tricks, right?……"

A big question mark appeared in Jiang Xiaoyu's head, and he was completely speechless.

However, this video has received as many as 30,000 likes and 4,300 comments.

She clicked on the comment section out of curiosity.

The first hot comment

【Restore? Can you gut a fish? 】

When Jiang Xiaoyu still thought that this matter was just a joke.

This was the first hot comment with 10,000 likes, completely dispelling her last vestiges of fantasy.

Everyone in the comment section.

Not only want to buy.

Others have given detailed suggestions below.

Teach manufacturers how to change the structure of fish to greatly improve the user experience...

That's it.

No one can stop aquatic products from officially entering human xp options...

Jiang Xiaoyu lowered his head and glanced at the spicy crayfish in his hand.

Suddenly it doesn’t smell that good!

She couldn't help but think of the last time she cosplayed with Tifa.

Although it is said that Tifa is the leader of 3D.

But in fact - there are more people searching for"Mario" on the P site than searching for"Tifa"!

Even the legendary leader of the 3D zone, Jerusalem, could not compete with the stupid plumber from Italy...

Since Mario can do it... the astringent object seems to be less so if he changes it to a fish. Unbelievable……

"hiss……"

Jiang Xiaoyu took a breath of cold air.

People can't!

At least it shouldn't be!

If she thought about it any longer, she would not be able to look directly at the crayfish in her hand!

Jiang Xiaoyu turned off his mobile phone and concentrated on solving this midnight snack.

After eating quickly, clean up the mess, wash your hands and take a shower!