Playing the role of Keqing at the beginning, I made the whole network fall in love

Jiang Xiaoyu also felt a little hard to explain.

But judging from the dense barrage in the live broadcast room, it does have a program effect.

She regained her composure and continued to read:

"Then I got home, rushed into the room as soon as possible, unzipped my pants and took out the fish"

"I found that besides water, there was some yogurt on it……"

"At that time, I felt very magical"

"Because the fish is still a little warm and it is still trembling"

"It's a bit like...like that feeling of rolling your eyes and losing focus afterward.……"

"I could have let the fish go, but I didn't"

"Because I feel I am responsible for the current state of this fish."

Jiang Xiaoyu frowned, reflecting the text in his blue eyes. The more he read the black and white text, the more...

No, the more he read, the more perverted it became!

"No...why don't I understand the logical relationship between these two paragraphs?"

"What do you mean, you could let the fish go, but you didn’t because you felt responsible for the fish?!"

"Letting it go is the biggest responsibility, right?!"

Jiang Xiaoyu's tone was slightly excited, and the anti-gravity hair on his head swayed.

"Let go of aquatic products. Doesn’t it smell good if steamed?"

"Or is braised a bad thing?"

The content of this writer is a bit too outrageous.

However, the audience in front of the screen was even more excited than she was.

【Fish: Thank you!!!】

【You're talking like a fish is pregnant with a baby.……】

【I'm going to clean my ears... How can I eat fish in the future?!】

【Who gave me a pair of unheard ears? I was about to eat grilled fish.……】

【Don't be too ridiculous!! People can't, at least they shouldn't!!】

【……】

After Jiang Xiaoyu calmed down for a while, he frowned and continued reading.

"Then I washed it clean and took a bath for myself."

"There was a small refrigerator in my room at that time, so I put it in"

"Then……"

"You know, men are always interested in holes the size of bottle caps.……"

Jiang Xiaoyu couldn't help but complain:"I don't know!"

"Why does this main manuscript like to use words like you know so much? I haven’t changed that much.……"

She originally wanted to say pervert, but she didn't think it was good, so she had to change her mind.

"Such an outrageous idea!"

After she finished complaining, she continued reading

"Suddenly I had an unusual idea……"

"A decision was made that went against the ancestors."

When she read this, Jiang Xiaoyu had already vaguely guessed the next plot.

She frowned and said:"Then……"

"You know, I just use it every time I need it"

"Just like that, again and again"

"This process lasted for almost a week until the fish started to stink."

【Xiaoyu frowned the whole time, and I also frowned in front of the screen hahahaha!】

【Or is Xiaoyu so well-informed? I was rolling on the bed laughing so hard, how could she hold back her laughter? ?】

【Today's young people are really good at playing, and they do it again and again……】

【……】

Jiang Xiaoyu held his forehead with his hands, finding it difficult to look directly at the submission.

She originally thought those operations were heavy enough.

Unexpectedly, it lasted for a week!

Again and again!

She clicked her tongue in disgust:"You're just playing around with unlimited firepower.……"

She scrolled down the picture and continued reading:

"Then, my dad found out about it"

"I still don’t know how he was discovered. Maybe it’s because he noticed something was wrong with me."

"He followed the fishy smell to my refrigerator, and then discovered the fish."

"I remember I lied to him at the time, saying that this fish was not mine, but that a friend of mine gave it to me as a prank."

"But my dad obviously didn’t believe it and told me to throw it away, so I had no choice but to throw it away."

"To be honest, I was very, very sad at the time……"

The author even added a crying emoji behind this sentence.

When Jiang Xiaoyu thought about this, he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"This fish should have been lost long ago!"

Now that the fish has been lost, the next plot will not be so outrageous, right?

Jiang Xiaoyu blinked and continued reading:

"Although I lost it, this fish really left a deep impact on me"

"So much so that I am now in my twenties, and sometimes when I chat with my dad, I still think of that fish."

"Then, the most important thing is……"

"Every time I reward myself, I think of that fish"

"From then on, those little Sakura Country teacher movies were no longer useful to me."

When I wrote this, the author of the article Photoshopped it at the end of the sentence.

【ps. Even the short movie about Teacher Sanxia won’t work. Of course, I also watched beautiful Chinese and domestically produced ones.

Domestic plots tend to have a hundred flowers blooming, which is good. I've also seen cat ladies, and even the Cowherd and Weaver Girl in the Chinese Valentine's Day special edition, but unfortunately there's no fish-shooting one.……】

When Jiang Xiaoyu saw the PS at the end of this paragraph, the expression on his face could be said to be wonderful.

She understands.

People's xp cannot be generalized. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

After all...

When manpower is limited, XP has endless places...

Black silk or white silk?

Cat girl or fox girl?

Or do you want both?

But... aquatic creatures like fish are not spared. Is it too much?!

Couldn't this elder brother understand?

Why isn't anyone taking pictures of fish?!

Although if this kind of behavior is placed in the second dimension, it is not impossible to anthropomorphize the fish... such as Shirahoshi, Mero, Xinhai, Aguia, Seto Akira, etc...

But this is the third dimension!

That’s outrageous!

The barrage was also a big shock

【I can't understand it, but I'm shocked……】

【I finally know who the audience for Disney’s new movie"The Little Mermaid" is!! The main purpose of this article is if you see this barrage of mine in the live broadcast room, go watch it directly!】

【Well... the author can also watch"Mermaid in the Sewer"……】

【Fear...not fear of fish, but fear of the lower limits of human beings caused by fish.……】

【……】

Jiang Xiaoyu took a deep breath and continued reading.

"I actually don’t like fish, I mean I don’t like eating fish, as for meat... I prefer medium rare steak"

"However, fish has an inexplicable attraction to me"

"Every time I reward myself, I remember the first time I stuffed it into my crotch. I will never forget it."

"I hope this fish can go to heaven……"

"That's pretty much it, my story is finished."

After reading the last word, Jiang Xiaoyu felt relieved, and his expression became visibly relaxed.

Even his frowned eyebrows finally relaxed.

This incredible story was finally over!

If it hadn't ended, she wouldn't have dared to accept it. What more outrageous plot will happen next!

But just when she slid down and was about to say a few words, she found that there was another sentence at the end!

She read slowly:"If this submission is selected, I think There should be many people criticizing my behavior in the barrage.……"

"I have only one thing to say about this."

After Jiang Xiaoyu saw the last sentence clearly, the expression on his face instantly changed from a relaxed state to a look of confusion.

The anti-gravity stick above his head also swayed, as if there was a big question mark silently.

She was blue Her colored pupils even acted out what it means to dilate when stimulated.

She frowned and read out the last sentence word by word.

"You are not a fish, you know the joy of fish……"

This last sentence left Jiang Xiaoyu completely speechless.

And she just finished speaking.

All the fans in the live broadcast room were laughing their heads off.

Originally, everyone thought that this matter was enough to defy heaven.

Unexpectedly, this guy also said"I am not a fish but I know the joy of fish" at the end.

Completely maximize the effect of the program

【The whole room burst into laughter. Is this what Zhuangzi meant by this sentence? ? ?】

【Fish: Happy, so happy!】

【After Squidward and the dolphins, everyone in the aquatic family has a new"object of persecution""……】

【I'm already worried about whether someone will learn this operation after watching this live broadcast.……】

【I remember seeing a similar one on Tieba about ten years ago and saying it would be very comfortable to use. Another brother thought of trying it on a snake. I don’t know if I actually tried it in the end. It was an eye-opener for me!!!】

【So…what makes a happy fish? I want to know which kind of fish can be happy together. After all, helping fish is the foundation of happiness!】

【Judgment!! Send this author directly to hell!!】

【……】

Jiang Xiaoyu looked at the manuscript and felt a little nervous.

Even if she considers herself to be a top"fun person".

She also had to admit that some of the"fun" had exceeded her upper limit.

While she was"shocked", she also lamented the infinite possibilities of carbon-based organisms... from the Fiji Cup to various pictures that challenge the limits of human imagination and endurance.

For example -

Fat Tiger with white silk stockings, Big Star with white stockings...

I'm going to come in with any other little husbands.

Boiling Yangyang, please push it.

When Jiang Xiaoyu saw this, he already realized how different humans were on the topic of xp.

But no matter how perverted she had seen in the past.

None of it is as impactful as this"real experience"!

The author's narration seemed sincere, sincere and eloquent, with almost no signs of fraud... He explained to everyone in the live broadcast room the truth that"there are people outside the world and there is a world outside"!

And when everyone thought that humans were perverted enough... he told everyone loudly - humans are neighbors with no limits!