The Shocking and Extraordinary Romance of the Great Sage

Zhang Guolao rode his donkey upside down and sang:

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, there will be an east wind and six livestock disasters, and if there is heavy snow and drought in the year.

If the weather is fine today, the farmer will make a fortune next year.

When Liu Xulu heard this, he hurriedly knelt down in the middle of the path, bowed his head and bowed. Mr. Yin Yang, Shan Pengsi, was also kneeling on the road, and several strong men who had lost their hoes were also kneeling beside him. The donkey quickly arrived in front of him. After stopping his hoof, he kept nodding his head to indicate that he was returning the favor.

Guo Lao got off the donkey and stepped forward and said:"Please get up quickly, no need to be polite." Everyone gathered around, and the village official Wang Tianli cupped his hands and said:"Old Holy Immortal, I have heard the holy name for a long time, and my ears are like thunder. We have hundreds of warriors in Sanzhuang. We are digging into the stubborn mountain that blocks the road, but it cannot be dug out. What can we do?!" Zhang Guolao listened without saying a word and just shook his head.

Zhuang Zhuang Liu came forward, bowed his hands and saluted, and said:"Old Taoists, they all say that immortal masters can move mountains and reclaim seas to relieve people's poverty. Please use your magic to help the farmers of Sanzhuang remove this roadblock. I am deeply grateful." The old man remained silent and paced back and forth.

Seeing that the two masters were requesting, Master Li was not willing to stand by and watch, so he stepped forward, bowed deeply, and said:"I, the three village masters, together serve thousands of farmers in the three villages, and come to ask the immortal master to spread his magic power." , how about moving this stubborn mountain?" Hundreds of strong men also came forward, and they all raised their hands and asked to move the mountain.

Zhang Guolao raised his head and smiled, saying:"It is not difficult to move the mountain, it is easy to move the mountain! You have to be ambitious to move the stubborn mountain! I don't have great supernatural powers, so there is no need to exaggerate the rumors."

Mr. Yin Yang stepped forward and bowed, and said:"Sir, During the Sui and Tang Dynasties, did you remember what happened on the Zhaozhou Bridge? Immortal masters can move three mountains and five mountains and place them on the cart. This must be something. If you are not an immortal, how can you move three mountains and five mountains?"

Guo Lao was speechless in reply, He changed his subject and said:"Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are wise and courageous." He then smiled mysteriously:"There is great knowledge in all difficulties, and aspiration grows in the midst of obstacles. If I can cast a spell easily, I can turn mountains and seas. It is tempered by plainness and loss. Therefore, I cannot move this stubborn mountain lightly. It is more meaningful for everyone to offer suggestions and take away this stubborn mountain."

Mr. Yin Yang said firmly:"Old immortal master, The owner of the third village asked me to take a look at Feng Shui, and everyone offered suggestions and suggestions, just to invite the immortal master. It happened that the immortal master arrived, why not? Why bother the fellow villagers!"

Zhang Guolao bowed his hands in a circle and said:" Folks, it’s not that I’m making things difficult for you folks. You all have heard of the miracle of seeking scriptures from the Western Heaven. Tang Sanzang in the East had vast magical powers and many disciples, who could soar into the clouds and mist and fly more than a hundred thousand miles. Why don’t you carry Tang Monk on your back? If you just somersault in the clouds, you can reach the Western Heaven and get the sutra back immediately. Why do you have to stumble step by step and experience every difficulty and danger?!"

Everyone asked the question, but they were all speechless. Mr. Yin and Yang rounded off and claimed:"It's just... I'm just checking this Feng Shui carefully, it's very difficult."

After hearing this, Zhang Guolao got on the donkey backwards and left slowly. Suddenly, I heard the music of fishing drums and Taoist lyrics:"

Moving mountains and moving hundreds of steps, a hero is coming, and he will give birth to three men for the honest family."

If from ten years to thirty, the cattle and sheep will be prosperous and the house will be prosperous.

Qinglong loses three places in the second quarter, and White Tiger loses in the house in the second quarter.

Every detail is distinguished, so don’t panic when looking at the tomb.

The latter dragon will not be prosperous and prosperous, but the former will be broken and killed.

It is difficult for a woman with an attached fetus to give birth, and a missed fetus will result in a crazy and paralyzed mother.

Chouweihaimaoyou has already branched, coming from the east bank and then turning to the west.

It is concluded that the middle-aged will be blessed first, and the wealth of the children and grandchildren will be unique.

The countryside is full of people, and the houses are full of gold and jade.

If you see the beautiful peaks in front of you, you can climb the ladder with gold and purple clothes.

If a businessman sells money to bring in money, the water will be divided into left and right sides.

Remove the obstacles that stand in the way, and your children and grandchildren will have plenty of food and clothing.