The Shocking and Extraordinary Romance of the Great Sage

The swordsman with the raised tail felt embarrassed and embarrassed, so he thought of how to maintain his reputation as a great swordsman, so he thought of giving each of his sons a prestige and courage to fight the donkey again. He declared in front of everyone:"Everyone, you know, this is not a loss. This swordsman will definitely win it, and the strength is still behind! I haven't used my special move yet, watch me fight it with my bare hands! My hands are like knives, and my feet are like clubs. , Killing this donkey is so easy!" Everyone was waiting, just wanting to see the result. Zhang Guolao knew what he was doing and was confident. He stroked his beard and smiled, feeling very happy, so he sang a ballad:

Duke Zhou's interpretation of the dream mentioned death, and his wife and concubines died when his knife fell into the water.

The master in new robes brings his wife to death, and the master in white robes summons his envoy to die.

The owner of Ou Yu died, and the owner of the courtyard died.

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Qiaowei didn't understand what the lyrics were about. He was a Westerner and couldn't understand the Jiangbei accent. He devoted himself to killing the donkey and selling it to make a lot of money. Everyone felt that the moon was bright tonight, and some lantern holders blew out the burning wax. They had never seen a donkey fight scene before, and they felt it was more attractive than watching a big show. Among them, a fluent speaker said:"Foreign swordsman, you brag too much. You keep saying you want to kill the donkey, but you don't even kill a hair on the donkey, and you suffer a lot. Quick Shi What a trick! Why is it so easy? Did you think of the trick only after you were defeated?" The public felt that what he said was reasonable, so they made a roar, and everyone spoke out, agreeing with Shicai's argument.

Ma Dou was so angry that his clothes and armor were only turned up, and he was pacing back and forth, up and down. Among the spectators, there were even more people laughing and laughing. He raised his tail a little timidly, fearing that he would be humiliated if he lost to the strange donkey again. If you can't kill the donkey and you can't sell it for money, how can you escape? The old shopkeeper will force me to pay for housing. Thinking of this, he gritted his teeth and made up his mind to kill the donkey.

Suddenly, the gray-white donkey raised its head and roared, with a loud and sharp voice and a fierce temper. It jumped and jumped, as if it was about to break free from the reins and come to bite Ma Dou. He tried to figure out what he meant, his expression was urgent, and he was a little angry. He really rolled up his sleeves and rubbed his hands, clenched his fists, and wanted to attack the donkey, but his heart was very weak and he was sweating.

Zhang Guolao felt that enough was enough, as it would not be worth it if he killed the swordsman with his tail raised. If it causes a murder case, isn't it an extraneous matter? Then he stood up to stop him and said:"This great swordsman, there is no need to fight anymore! It's a tie, no one can have the upper hand. If lives are lost and a joke turns into a tragedy, why bother?" Gaoqiao stared hard and said:"Humph! I won't give up until I kill this donkey! You white beard is just a big monster. You have tamed this donkey into a monster and weird. What kind of hand does it have to say that it is a draw? ? It's just a hoof! I don't care if it's a joke or a tragedy!"

Zhang Guolao warned:"Oh, you are still tough. A layman watches the fun, an expert watches the door. People, don't be disrespectful. Treat people or animals with a smile and kindness. There is also a way to reciprocate good things and good intentions. Harmony is precious, so why go to war and hurt people and animals." He raised his tail and said sternly:"Huh! You have your theory, and I have mine. You, the Eastern Plains, have a famous saying: People If you are not powerful, your body will not be expensive. If the fire does not burn, the mountains will not be fat. If you do not know how to welcome strangers at home, you will realize that money is the most important thing when you go out. If you have money, you can travel all over the world, but if you don’t have money, it will be difficult to move.…………I need money to treat my injury, and I need copper coins to stay in an inn. You old man with a white beard raised this donkey, and it hurt me badly. It can't get the money out of it, so you should compensate me!! Guo Lao laughed and said:"

Hahaha, I didn't just say that I just said it, you just kill my donkey and sell it for a lot of money." You can't kill it, so don't bother with it anymore. Have you regretted it?!"The swordsman with his tail raised was stunned and speechless. Everyone said that Ma Dou was wrong, and said various sarcastic remarks:

"If you don't keep your words, it's better to become an old crow"

"People die for money and birds die for food, why bother?"

"People don't tease worms, worms don't bite their hands"

"Follow good people and learn from good people, follow lions and learn to eat people"

"The tail is raised to the sky!"

"I heard that Westerners call you a foreign devil! ?"

"It's better to chop off the tail!"

"What an ugly cocked tail"

"Cutting off the tail is very painful, and you have to endure the pain to do it."

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