The Shocking and Extraordinary Romance of the Great Sage

Ma Dou was not afraid of people's jokes, but this was the first time that so many people laughed at him. He felt really embarrassed and sulked. Zhang Guo smiled and said:"You are a Western swordsman, and you should be a chivalrous and righteous man, but you are so boring." After saying this, he beat the fishing drum and sang smoothly:

Birds all climb high branches, and single flowers bloom in season.

Rivers are not blocked by stones, and human relationships are not distanced by distance.

When working in human resources, you should have determination, why be helpless and narrow-minded.

If we are destined to meet each other thousands of miles away, if we are not destined to meet each other, we will not know each other.

The raised tail was even more harsh and said sternly:"Whitebeard! Why am I bored? It was all your fault, old man, otherwise, that donkey would have been killed by my sword." Zhang Guo stood in front of the crowd, twirling his beard calmly, Said:"How unreasonable! Why do you still use Lao Piao to do evil? When I was not there, you suffered a big loss and were played by a donkey. Everyone has bright eyes. You can't fight this donkey or kill it. It's obvious. In full view of the public, how can we hide it or turn it upside down?" Ma Dou said sternly:"My sword and shield are precious instruments. They stick together and are difficult to separate, so they cannot be pulled apart for a while. If there is another one, A sword or some other weapon will definitely kill this donkey!"

Suddenly, a warrior carrying a bow and arrow and a scabbard came out of the inn. This knight is in his twenties and stands as tall as an iron tower.

The traveler cupped his fists and saluted Zhang Guo, and said respectfully:"Old senior, I would like to say this: On the rivers and lakes, the road is facing the sky, and each side walks half way, why bother to fight endlessly." Guo Lao smiled and said:"That makes sense. Does the knight have a good name?" The warrior raised his chest and said proudly:"My surname is Zhuo, and my first name is Yingshan. That is Zhuo Yingshan." As he said that, his fingers were numb and he said sternly:"You, a little Western bastard, are so unreasonable and so disrespectful to the old Eastern people that you keep pestering them.!" With his tail raised, he did not bow down, nor was he afraid. He shouted loudly and said sternly:"Xia Zhuo, it's not that I am making trouble unreasonably, but that his donkey hurt me viciously. He is the owner of the donkey, why doesn't he pay me to treat the injury!?

Zhuo Yingshan said in a high-spirited manner:"Don't be ridiculous! I heard the argument just now and I know it all. You can't pull out the sword. I have a sword and a bow, and you can't kill the donkey." If you don't believe it, I can give it to you." Ma Dou rolled his eyes and realized his trick, and said:"Okay, okay, I'll lend you my bow and arrow and give it to you first. If you don't believe it, you can't shoot the evil donkey to death!" Zhuo Xia smoothly pulled out the bow from his back. , took three more arrows from the quiver and threw them to Ma Dou to catch them. It turns out that Zhuo Yingshan already knew the details of Senior Whitebeard. He knew that his name was Zhang Guo and that he often rode a donkey backwards in the rivers and lakes. Moreover, the donkey he rides is a divine donkey. It can travel eighty thousand miles a day and cannot be killed by anyone. Zhuo Xia turned around and held his hands in his hands, saying politely:"Senior, please forgive me for being bold and arrogantly inciting the donkey to be shot. Please make your decision, master!" Zhang Guolao smiled and said:"Haha, you can kill or shoot how you want, it doesn't matter. Just do it. Let’s see if he has such a great ability." After listening to this conversation, dozens of spectators became even more interested in the excitement. Few left, but more guests came to watch the next scene.

He raised his tail and didn't care about hurting his life. He uttered arrogant words and shouted:"Old master, don't regret it! Take this bow with this sharp arrow and shoot it at the fatal spot. You will definitely kill him!" Zhang Guo said sternly:"No need. Shiver, do it quickly!" As soon as he finished speaking, he had fully drawn the bow, approached the donkey, aimed at the donkey's eye socket and fired. Just hearing a whooshing sound, everyone thought they would shoot the donkey blind, but when the donkey raised its head, the arrow flew into the air and hit the tree.

Ma Dou took two more arrows and strung them, drew the bow accurately, and shot hard at the donkey's chest. The arrow hit, but it could not penetrate the flesh. It was like hitting a copper wall and an iron wall, falling to the ground and being trampled into several pieces by the donkey's front hooves.

When everyone saw it, they applauded and cheered, and some whistled to cheer up. They all praised the donkey and praised it for its magic.