The Shocking and Extraordinary Romance of the Great Sage

Those who hold various positions are proud, arrogant, and arrogant, and there are many discussions. One or two of them flicked their hats and made wishes, flattered each other, smiled and boasted. Sun Wukong and Hua Xiaomei used invisibility skills, and Li Yi could hear clearly. How could a small official find out? The more Xiao Mei listened, the angrier she became. There was hatred in her eyes, and she secretly said to Wukong:"Bribery is justified, and the ghost will not leave! The more corrupt a person is, the faster he will die! There is a dark side to the honest government of the Tang Dynasty! Such corrupt officials will be hurt. Wear the pain as a medal, but the dog cannot change its habit of eating shit, so we should teach you a lesson!" Wukong said:"Exactly. Look at how I play with these rotten beasts! It's a good show!"

The Great Sage plucked some vellus hairs, recited a formula, and blew his mouth. Wonderful energy, the cry"changes"! I saw the hair on my palm turning into wasps, and a swarm of bees flew in the air, stinging and bribing officials separately. In the courtyard of the government, these county magistrates and officials were chased by Beezi and ran away with their heads in their hands, turning into a pot of boiling porridge.

But see: the fierce runner hits the wall, jumps, climbs and somersaults.

Those who are afraid of stings will develop swelling on their heads if they touch the pillars.

If the shoes slip, the feet will be in the air.

If a wasp bites a person, his face will be swollen like a fat official.

It's like being hit by a crossbow and hiding a trap, and escaping after a big defeat makes people laugh.

Half the swarm jumped over the wall and flew into the backyard. After chasing and biting the officials just now, Ruan, Fang, Miao County Magistrates and their subordinates were so frightened that they ran away, and many of them were bitten with swollen heads.

Hua Xiaomei smiled and said:"Play well, bite hard! Make it more poisonous! It's fun and good-looking! These parasites will surely reap the consequences. If they don't teach you a lesson, it will be unforgivable." Wukong smiled and said:"Just kidding about parasites""My son, it's fun, I still have magic. The officials who are playing dogs make me laugh so hard. Wonderful! Wonderful! What a joy! It's so funny to laugh." Xiao Mei said:"It's past noon. It's time. The young master is still waiting, let's go find his wife quickly." As Wukong nodded, he and Xiao Mei used another invisible technique, passed through the pavilion corridor, and flew away.

The two immortals were walking in hiding when they suddenly heard a female voice calling for help. They were struggling sadly and the tragic sound was heard. The Great Sage's golden eyes glanced around and saw men and women fighting in the Jin Mansion. The Great Sage took Xiao Mei, cast the invisibility spell, came to him, and hid in the dark to watch.

But see: traitorous officials are like tigers and wolves, and beautiful women are busy hiding.

The king does evil, who wants to be a lamb?

Women cry in agony, and corrupt officials laugh.

Rape is simmering, and the devil's heart and black hands are growing.

This fifty-year-old man is none other than the governor of Beibai; the female is none other than Shisheng's wife, Yunshi. The previous officials praised Mr. Bei while he was doing official business. They were all flattering and flattering. Indeed, in front of us, it's just the opposite: Beibei can't do business honestly, but rapes women of the common people, is shameless and animal-like.

Wukong saw Beibei looking like a tiger, wolf, and ferocious beast, so he pounced on her, grabbing and pressing the beautiful girl Yun Yinmei. Yun hid everywhere, and after breaking free, he was grabbed again. Yun was angry, murmured angrily, stretched out his hands and slapped Liangji, which made Beibei furious. Beibina could bear such a beating, so he took out the dagger hidden in his sleeve and went to assassinate Yun to see if Yun's life would be saved. Hua Xiaomei put her fingers together, used a trick, lightly tapped the dagger, and shot it like lightning. With a bang, the dagger was hit into pieces and fell to the ground. Beibei was so frightened that he thought the Yun family had some magic, and shouted:"Monster girl! It turns out you can do sorcery!! You actually smashed the sharp knife into pieces."

At this moment, Wukong transformed into a Yun family and stepped forward. Tease Beibei. Hua Xiaomei had already escorted Yun Yinmei, and Yunshi was hiding out. The great sage transformed into Yunshi and greeted him with a smile, which made Beibei jump into a tiger's face, but he missed every time and bumped into the bed, causing his nose and eyes to be bruised and swollen. The Great Sage hid under the bed and called her affectionately. Beibei refused to give up and went under the bed to hug her, but instead he picked up a bundle of straw. Beibei was so frightened that his liver and gallbladder burst. He roared and screamed:"There is a ghost... there is a demon... a demon... someone is coming! Drive the demon Yun out of the door!"

This is wonderful. The housekeeper leads the nursing home and many thugs, all armed with knives, come to take orders. Hearing Beibei's order:"Quick! Drive the demon Yunshi out of the house! Get out of the house quickly!!" At this time, Wukong returned to his body and had already hid in the dark. Hua Xiaomei has given away his wife Yun. The housekeeper and the guards escorted Yun Yinmei to the door of Bei Mansion. After driving her out, they closed and bolted the door tightly.