The Great Thief

Translator: Exodus Tales  Editor: Exodus Tales

Lu Li brought quite a few people to help.

There were two islands on this side of Southshore. Everyone split up to search, and very soon, they found Narain’s plane wreckage on an island. However, Lu Li looked all over and still couldn’t find Draconic for Dummies. On the contrary, he found an extortion letter.

This extortion letter was very long. In summary, it said, “We’ve already taken your book, dwarf. If you want to see it again, you’ll have to do as I say.”

Lu Li handed the extortion letter to Narain.

“What is this?”

The previous love letter almost made Narain have a breakdown. Seeing that Lu Li had brought a letter again, he was already trembling with fear.

“An extortion letter.”

“What the hell? Lemme have a look,” Narain’s said angrily as his face began to turn red. “How dare they! How dare they rob me! They’ll find out what happens when they push a dwarf’s buttons.”

“You could only jump up and attack at their knees,” Lu Li thought disdainfully in his heart, but on the outside, he asked, “Master, what do you plan to do?” as if he was also angry against a common enemy.

“Ah, how about this? I’ll give you a bag full of stones, and you’ll be responsible for delivering the goods…” Narain said, having very quickly thought of an idea.

“Master, they require you yourself to be the one doing that. The difference between us is just too much,” Lu Li said, gesturing at their heights. Even an idiot could see that a Night Elf and a dDarf were different.

“You don’t have to worry about this – put this on and you’ll immediately become like me,” Narain said, taking out a head covering and a long robe. “You can bring the stones with you and go to Winterspring to do the handover. When the time comes you can take the chance to teach them a lesson. Let them know what happens when they provoke a Dwarf.”

“Yep, they’ll definitely regret it,” Lu Li said with certainty.

The two tools that the Dwarf gave to Lu Li weren’t considered equipment, but rather, were decorative tools. After Lu Li put them on, he turned into a Dwarf, and the equipment on him was disguised as well.

In order to protect against any overwhelming enemies, Lu Li also brought with him two teams of Thieves.

As long as a Boss didn’t appear, the average enemy could do nothing against a group of Thieves at this level.

However, when a small plane came into Lu Li’s field of vision, he was dumbstruck.

The Thieves were at a loss when it came to this sort of air unit.

“Narain, aren’t you gonna say hi to an old friend? Who are you waiting for?” came a distant shout from the plane above. This person’s voice sounded like their throat was being clenched, and was typical of Dwarves and Goblins.

The figure in the plane was evidently a Dwarf.

“Oh, this is the thing you’re after,” Lu Li replied vaguely.

The other person knew his name, so evidently, they were somewhat familiar with Narain. There was probably a relatively high chance Lu Li would blow his cover. This chain of quests was really just too long. In his past life, he only had a rough look and simply couldn’t remember how to complete it.

“Who are you? You’re not Narain! Do you think you can fool me, elf? Could it be you haven’t heard of me, the greatest criminal in Azeroth? Orangutan 2, give it to me!”

At this, a giant mechanical orangutan fell from the sky and headed straight onto Lu Li.

Lu Li could only toughen up and take up his enemy’s challenge. What he didn’t know was that this Orangutan 2 was rather weak. He didn’t even have to call for support before he finished off the opponent.

After this, the dwarf in the plane began to drop bombs.

These were considered relatively ordinary bombs, much less effective that the ones Lu Li had, so they didn’t pose much of a challenge.

Although Lu Li wouldn’t be killed, he also couldn’t attack the Dwarf flying in the sky.

At this, the dwarf, angry out of embarrassment, shred up the Draconic for Dummies book and even threatened to scatter it all around so that Narain couldn’t piece it back together.

“What, you failed!?” Narain was shocked.

He thought that Lu Li was exceptional. After all, he was able to accomplish great feats like finding a 500 pound chicken, so why would it be hard for him when it came to blackmail?

“Dammit, it was a Dwarf like you, and he was also flying a plane,” Lu Li complained, before describing the whole process, including what the Dwarf looked like.

“Oh, I underestimated this book-grabbing guy. If I haven’t guessed wrongly, that should be my former former best friend. Oh, he’s probably my worst enemy at the moment – Doctor Weavil. He also studies engineering and he’s starting to play around on his part now. From your failure today, Weavil’s ruined my book. How are you still going to save the world, my big hero?”

As expected, he was a damned Dwarf!

And also, who the hell was that former, former best friend!?

He former best friend had knocked him out, then taken away his divining glasses, and that former, former best friend also hated him to the bone. It turned out the meaning of a diehard best friend was

someone who wished that you would die hard.

“He ruined your book, I’d think you wouldn’t be happy about it at all,” Lu Li said.

“Nonsense, that damn Weavil!”

Narain had been reminded and he started to grow angry yet again.

“Divining, master, you’re a divining master,” Lu Li said, really wanting to give him a knock on the head. He pulled off Narain’s divining glasses hanging in front of his chest and stuffed them in his hands, urging him, “Quickly, divine out where he is. I’ll avenge you!”

“Yes, hehe, Elf, you’re really too clever. Let us see where he is.”

Narain wasn’t taking pleasure in calamity anymore. If he could find his former, former best friend, he was still happy to help.

Narain took out a bunch of tools then got to work.

His divining process was different to those Troll Shamans. He used different apparatuses and medicines, making various constructions on an old stained map.

After a long while, when Lu Li thought he was just doing random things, Narain lifted up his head. Using his dirty hands to wipe the sweat on his forehead, he panted, “Alcaz Island – an island at the east of Theramore’s Fall. Do you know that place?”

“Yep, wait for my good news,” Lu Li said, nodding his head and choosing to believe him.

Bringing a group of people with him, Lu Li quietly got close to the island.

Not long after they went onshore, Lu Li found Weavil’s aircraft and his claws in a few small huts.

The biggest hut had two levels.

Lu Li quickly found Doctor Weevil. This guy was really amazing. Not only did he use a bomb to immobilize his opponent, but he also could use some sort of brainwashing device to control Lu Li’s teammates. What was more amazing compared to other engineers was that those who were controlled by him had their attack strength increased by 500%, their attack speed increased by 100%, and their casting speed increased by 75%.

However, Weavil’s contraptions ultimately amounted to nothing. After he was taken out of the room and beaten to death, they found the first chapter of Draconic for Dummies on him.

Lu Li was originally thinking of bringing people up to Alcaz Island to finish him off, but if he did it that way, it would look like he had too much foresight.

Since it was the first chapter, then there was a second chapter…

He didn’t know where the remaining ones were thrown.

The aircraft in the doorway was evidently the final dream in engineering – you sat and drove it, and it was the type where two people could sit. You could bring a girl to go for a spin, but it was used by Doctor Weavil to scatter a book, taking revenge on his former boyfriend.