Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

Panda Novel

After losing the bet, Shen Gongpao was left in great anger. The moment he saw Chen Xiaobei asking him to send him a Red Envelope, he completely lost it. He had spent a great deal of effort to collect 30 pieces of Bad Luck Charms. Unfortunately, Chen Xiaobei had still managed to find a way to outsmart him.

Monkey King: Shen Gongpao, a promise is a promise! You are the one who said so! You said that you will send Xiaobei a 3,000-year-old Saturn Peach if he manages to snatch at least one Red Envelope! We are all watching you right now! Don’t try to go back on your promise!

Yanwang: Bro, don’t rush him! I believe that God Shen will not break his promise! He is not that kind of person!

Xiao Tianquan: You are right! God Shen is the star of Chanism! Everything that he does is for Chanism! Breaking his own promise is going to destroy his reputation! God Shen will never do that!

The three of them worked together to prevent Shen Gongpao from breaking his promise. If he refused to give Chen Xiaobei the Saturn Peach, that would mean he had brought shame to Chanism. He could afford to do that to himself but not Chanism. Things could get really ugly if the Primordial Lord of Heaven held him responsible for bringing shame to Chanism.

Shen Gongpao: Who… Who told you that I’m going to break my promise! I will never do that! Here’s the Red Envelope! Take it!

Ding!

[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Shen Gongpao! You have received a 9,000-year-old Saturn Peach! It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]

“What the hell? What’s going on? Is there something wrong with the system? How in the world did I get a 9,000-year-old Saturn Peach? Lady Qin, can you please pass me my cellphone?”

Qin Yitian nodded her head and passed back the cellphone to Chen Xiaobei.

“There’s nothing wrong with the system!!! There is indeed a 9,000-year-old Saturn Peach in my treasure chest! Has Shen Gongpao gone insane?! He promised to give me a 3,000-year-old Saturn Peach, not one aged 9000 years! There’s no way he could be so kind!”

Seeing that Chen Xiaobei was talking to himself, Qin Yitian was weirded out by him. On the other hand, Luo Bin and Lin Xue had no clue on what Chen Xiaobei was talking about as well. They just assumed that he was addicted to this mobile game and did not think much about it after that.

Shen Gongpao: Shit! Shit! Shit! I think I have just sent the wrong item to Chen Xiaobei! Shidi Xiaobei! Can you send me back the Red Envelope that I just sent you? I will send you a new one right now! @Chen Xiaobei.

Shen Gongpao: Shidi Xiaobei! Can you reply?! Please say something! @Chen Xiaobei

Chen Xiaobei: I’m right here! You didn’t send me the wrong Red Envelope! I did receive a Saturn Peach!

Shen Gongpao: Please check again! It’s really the wrong one! Just return it to me and I will send you a new one right away!

Chen Xiaobei: They are all Saturn Peaches. Why do you have to send me a new one?

Shen Gongpao: Stop acting innocent! I’ve just sent you a 9,000-year-old Saturn Peach by accident! That’s my one and only 9,000-year-old Saturn Peach! I need it back!

The entire group was shocked when they heard that Shen Gongpao had accidentally sent a 9,000-year-old Saturn Peach to Chen Xiaobei.

Monkey King: Is there something wrong with your brain? How did you accidentally send away something so precious?!

Yanwang: 9,000 year-old Saturn Peach! Even an Elite Deity can’t get it once a year! That’s indeed a huge loss!

Shen Gongpao: I didn’t lose anything! What I promised him is a 3,000-year-old Saturn Peach! Everyone heard that! I’m willing to give him a 3,000-year-old Saturn Peach but he must first return my 9,000-year-old Saturn Peach!

Chen Xiaobei: Shixiong Shen, I’m really sorry! I didn’t check the notification just now! I ate it immediately once I received your Red Envelope! There is still half of it left. Do you want it back?

Shen Gongpao: What?! You started eating it?!!!

Chen Xiaobei: You should know better than anyone that I need more lifespan and power, right? A Saturn Peach can do all that, which is why ate it without any hesitation!

Shen Gongpao: You did that on purpose!

Chen Xiaobei: You are the one who sent the wrong item and you want to blame me now?

Shen Gongpao: You bastard! I promised to give you a 3,000-year-old Saturn Peach, not a 9,000-year-old one! You have to pay me back now! If not, I will punish you by striking lighting on you!

Chen Xiaobei: Hehehe! I’m not from Chanism! You have no right to punish me!

Shen Gongpao: Hmph! I have the Divine Whip! I have the right to punish anyone that breaks any rules within the three realms!

Chen Xiaobei: You wish to punish me? Have you asked my Sifu about this?

Shen Gongpao: Chanism is going to rule during the calamity! I’m just following the heavenly rules! Not even the Prime of Tongtian can question me!

Prime of Tongtian: Is that right?

Shen Gongpao: Si… Greeting Shishu…

Prime of Tongtian: What did you just say? I’m giving you a chance to say it again!

Shen Gongpao: I… I’m saying that even though you are one of the Sanqing! I have evidence that this bastard broke the rules! Even the Ancestral Lord will support me…

Prime of Tongtian: Shen Gongpao! Are you trying to use the Ancestral Lord to pressure me?

Shen Gongpao: I would not dare to do so! I’m merely speaking the truth here!

Prime of Tongtian! Fine! Let me tell you the truth as well! The reason why you sent the wrong Red Envelope is because I have just used 300 Bad Luck Charms on you!

Shen Gongpao: Huh?? 300?? Bad Luck Charms?!!!

Prime of Tongtian: Why are you so shocked? Didn’t you use 30 Bad Luck Charms on Xiaobei? Using 300 of them on you is a fair move!

Shen Gongpao: You… You tricked me!

Prime of Tongtian: So, you can trick Xiaobei but I’m not allowed to trick you?

Shen Gongpao: I…

Prime of Tongtian: This is all your fault! Xiaobei has worked very hard to increase his luck in the human realm and you cleared all his luck with your Bad Luck Charm! You are an evil man! This is your karma! Losing a 9,000-year-old Saturn Peach is your punishment! You brought this upon yourself! If you are not happy, let’s go to the Ancestral Lord and talk about it!