Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

Panda Novel

Shen Gongpao: You? The king of luck? Hahaha! According to what I’ve predicted, I don’t think you are going to get a single Red Envelope today! If you even manage to get a single item today, consider me losing the bet!

Chen Xiaobei: You losing the bet? What’s the punishment going to be if you lose the bet?

Shen Gongpao: If I lose the bet, I will send you a 3,000-year-old Saturn Peach!

Chen Xiaobei: Damn son! Shixiong Shen! You are really very generous!

Shen Gongpao: It’s too early for you to celebrate the victory! What if you can’t snatch a single Red Envelope?

Chen Xiaobei: I will do whatever you ask me to do!

Shen Gongpao: Fine! I want your Dragon’s Edge if you fail to snatch at least one Red Envelope!

Chen Xiaobei: No problem! I’m fine with that!

Shen Gongpao: Hehehe! You are going to lose the bet this time!

The reason why Shen Gongpao was so confident that Chen Xiaobei was going to lose was that he had used 30 Bad Luck Charms on Chen Xiaobei earlier. This Bad Luck Charm had been personally crafted by the God of Bad Luck, Shaoba Xingjun himself.

The last time Chen Xiaobei used it on Shen Gongpao, he had managed to make Shen Gongpao accidentally slip a Celestial Item into the Red Envelope. Other than a fast reaction, luck was a secondary factor that determined how many Red Envelopes one could get.

Knowing that Chen Xiaobei would eventually lose the bet, he had prepared himself to embarrass and humiliate Chen Xiaobei after receiving the Demonic Dragon Apocalypse from him. The time to redeem himself from the past shame had finally arrived!

Shen Gongpao: Let’s cut the crap eh! Next, let’s kickstart the Red Envelope Snatching Session!

Chen Xiaobei: Hold on!

Shen Gongpao: What do you want to do?

Chen Xiaobei: Let me go and wash my hands to boost my luck!

Shen Gongpao: Wash your hands? Hahaha! Sure! Go and pray to your gods! Shower! Surround yourself with incense! Nothing is going to boost your luck!

Chen Xiaobei did not reply to Shen Gongpao after that.

“Lady Qin! Can I ask a favor from you?” asked Chen Xiaobei.

“Childe Chen, just say it. I’m ready to do anything for you! I’m willing to sacrifice everything to settle anything you for you!”

“Err… It’s actually not that serious. Relax! I just need you to snatch some Red Envelopes for me!”

“Snatch Red Envelopes? What do you mean by that?”

“Later the picture of a Red Envelope will appear on my cellphone’s screen. I need you to use your fastest speed to tap on it!”

“Tap the screen… Does… Does that mean anything to you?”

“This is just a mobile game! I win if I snatch the most Red Envelopes! I’m playing this game with my friends, so losing will definitely bring shame to me!”

“Erm…”

Rendered speechless, Qin Yitian did not expect a godly doctor like Chen Xiaobei to be so childish.

“The game is about to begin! Please do your best! This is the best way to repay me!”

“Alright! I will do my best! But, why are you asking me to do it? I’m still a newbie…”

“This game is all about luck! I can feel that you are luckier than me today!”

Earlier, Qin Yitian had just killed thousands of wicked people. That would mean a huge amount of merit points have been granted to her. In other words, she would get really lucky within this period of time. That was also why Chen Xiaobei asked Qin Yitian to snatch the Red Envelopes on behalf of him.

Shen Gongpao: Where is he? I’m not going to wait for him anymore! Let me send my Red Envelope first! Then, everyone else can drop your Red Envelopes after me!

“It has begun! Snatch them! Snatch them!” shouted Chen Xiaobei.

Ding!

[Congratulations! You have snatched Shen Gongpao’s Red Envelope! You have received 11 Spirit Snake Bone Strengthening Pills. They had been stored inside your treasure chest!]

“Damn! Lady Qin! You have a fast hand!”

Chen Xiaobei: Shen Gongpao has sent a total of 100 pills into the chat and I managed to snatch 11 of it! I’m getting really lucky here!

Shen Gongpao: What the f*ck?! How did Chen Xiaobei manage to snatch my Red Envelope?

On the other hand, Qin Yitian was still tapping the screen with lightning speed in a very calm manner.

Ding!

[Congratulations! You have snatched Monkey King’s Red Envelope! You have received 5 Leopard Muscle Strengthening Pills. They have been stored inside your treasure chest!]

“Double kill!” shouted Chen Xiaobei.

Shen Gongpao: What the actual f*ck?! How did Chen Xiaobei manage to get a second Red Envelope?! This is not possible!

Ding!

[Congratulations! You have snatched Chang’e’s Red Envelope! You have received 3 Gyokuro Bone Healing Pills. They have been stored inside your treasure chest!]

“Triple kill! Wahahaha!”

Shen Gongpao: What the actual f*ck is going on right now?! Did Chen Xiaobei just manage to snatch three Red Envelopes?! The Red Envelope Snatching Session had only just begun!

Ding!

[Congratulations! You have snatched Yanwang’s Red Envelope! You have received 5 Black Cloud Blood Cleansing Pills. They have been stored inside your treasure chest!]

“Quadruple kills! Lady Qin! You are too good!”

Shen Gongpao: I think I must have used a fake Bad Luck Charm on him!

Ding!

[Congratulations! You have snatched Xiao Tianquan’s Red Envelope! You have received 3 Combat God Muscle Strengthening Pills. They have been stored inside your treasure chest!]

“Quintuple kills! Lady Qin, you can do it! Two more and we are done! Hahaha…”

Shen Gongpao: ……..

Ding!

[Congratulations! You have snatched the Prime of Tongtian’s Red Envelope! You have received a Heaven and Earth Cauldron. It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]

“Sextuple kills! It’s my Sifu’s Red Envelope! This is great! Lady Qin! You have done me a great favor today!”

Chen Xiaobei could not help but give Lady Qin a big hug.

“Childe Chen, if you don’t let me go, I won’t be able to snatch more Red Envelopes for you!” scolded Qin Yitian with a reddened face.

Immediately, Chen Xiaobei let her go. The Red Envelope Snatching Session had almost come to an end.

Shen Gongpao: I can’t believe the Prime of Tongtian joined the snatching session as well! Why didn’t I get to snatch his Red Envelope?! It’s always Chen Xiaobei! Did I just put a Bad Luck Charm on him or a Good Luck Charm?!”

Chen Xiaobei: Shixiong Shen! Time to send me your Red Envelope!