Otherworldly Evil Monarch

Panda Novel

“Cough, cough, I have five pregnant already… Big Brother, I heard you have quite a few on your side? Mother’s spoilt with happiness these days. Mo Xie’s pills are really amazing…” Dongfang Wen Jian rubbed his nose and said with some embarrassment. However, his words could not conceal his excitement.

“Indeed ah, I have seven little ones on the way now… Haha,” Dongfang Wen Qing laughed proudly, followed by a long sigh, “Mo Xie, that brat, the methods he gave are good, but it’s really a little too tiring… Although the women aren’t very heavy, but they’re still a hundred something jin, and it’s an hour everytime too. We also need to keep doing the chants throughout; it’s really tiring ah… It’s not like I only have one, ai, there’s so many wives… but no matter what, it’s still worth it.”

Dongfang Wen Qing swiveled his hips energetically, round after round, his eyes filled with a little admiration as he looked at Dongfang Wen Jian. “Second Brother, you’re a few years younger than your older brother, looks like you’re indeed more energetic… your waist isn’t even aching at all?”

“Tiring? Heavy? Chants?” Dongfang Wen Jian cocked his head with confusion. “Big Brother, what are you talking about?”

“Hm?” Dongfang Wen Qing looked at him with annoyance. “It’s the thing that Mo Xie said, the secret method to make babies…”

“#%#%%……¥¥#¥%” Dongfang Wen Jian was completely speechless. “What secret method? Isn’t it just eating the pills?”

“Ah? … What?!”

Dongfang Wen Qing was in the middle of his exercise when he suddenly stopped. His body froze like a puppet on the ground,and his head turned around slowly. Suddenly, his hand shot out and he grabbed Dongfang Wen Jian by his shirt and gritted his teeth. “Second brother, what did you say? What did you say just now?”

Dongfang Wen Jian jumped in fright as his body was lifted off the ground. His eyes glistened with fear. “I… I… didn’t say anything ah…”

“Say it clearly!” Dongfang Wen Qing seemed like a bomb on the verge of exploding. “Say it one more time!”

“Say… say what?”

“You’re still acting dumb in front of me… Damned thing… You better tell me properly now… What did Mo Xie tell you that time about the method…” Dongfang Wen Qing lowered his voice and spat the words out through the cracks between his teeth…

“There… there’s no method… He just gave a few pills… Take a pill every day, and refrain from any bedroom activities for half a month, after that… I was completely cured…” Dongfang Wen Jian screeched in a wronged manner as his two legs kicked wildly in the air. “Big Brother, let me down quickly, cough cough… I’m going to choke to death…”

Puu!

Dongfang Wen Jian fell heavily to the ground, rolling and crawling for several zhang as he gasped for breath. Turning around, he saw his elder brother standing completely still, in the exact same position as just now. He was simply standing there without a single movement, like a statue…

“Er… Big Brother, you… are you okay?” Dongfang Wen Jian asked tentatively.

“SCRAM!!!!!!!”

Dongfang Wen Qing roared angrily, his voice long and loud, reverberating through the mountains continuously and scaring countless beasts away! Dongfang Wen Jian immediately turned tail and fled…

After a long long time…

A blood-curdling scream suddenly rang out from where a little statue stood. “Jun Mo Xie… AH AH AH AH!!! You little… brat, you bastard thing… you little sissy doll… AH AH AH AH AH… If you’re not… I must… I… AHHH!!!”

Following the wretched cries, a series of loud banging sounds rang out, as though someone was thrashing and smashing things crazily… It was only the next day that everyone discovered that the entire garden… not to mention the flowers, trees, and fake mountains, not even a single blade of grass was left on that area…

The old madam was currently fiddling with her fingers excitedly, making some mental calculations. In just a few months time, she would have an extra set of grandchildren to play with… the Dongfang Family will no longer have to worry about having a lack of descendants…

Endlessly relieved!

Hearing the savage roars from the garden, she could not help but roll her eyes with annoyance. “How did I give birth to such a dumb son? To think that it took him so long to find out… This son of mine is truly a bit slow… Ai, those lasses are really slow as well; is it really so difficult to make a few sets of baby clothes?”

Just thinking about it caused her to beam with happiness as she mumbled to herself. “This is really great, the house will be filled with happiness in a short moment. This is all thanks to Mo Xie ah…”

***

Back to the present, Jun Mo Xie left immediately on the second day after leaving behind the “sacred movement sets and chants,” along with Mei Xue Yan and Dongfang Wen Xin. After stepping out of the Dongfang Family, he began to head home…

The thing that Jun Mo Xie needed to consider now was how to deal with Blizzard Silver City!

Now that he was finally out of the desolated lands, he finally saw that the pugilistic world was in a state of complete chaos. Everywhere he walked was filled with great unrest…

On the way back, Jun Mo Xie and Mei Xue Yan discovered a large number of people from the three Holy Lands. Their numbers were much more than the 90 people from the last time…

From the looks of it, the revenge of the three Holy Lands was already unleashed at full force; not only were they going to deal with Mei Xue Yan, they also needed to deal with Chu Qi Hun!

Along the way, discussions about the heroics of Chu Qi Hun and songs about the Supreme Assassin Chu could be heard. The pugilistic world was bustling with activity and the name Chu Qi Hun was hanging on everyone’s mouths! The Supreme Assassin Chu Qi Hun had become a heroic figure and his image was extremely glorious. He was now a name known by every household and every person on the streets!

With each passing day, as long as there was no news of the three Holy Lands successfully killing Chu Qi Hun, the entire pugilistic world would continue to grow increasingly impressed!

Chu Qi Hun, right now, was the undisputed number one idol for many youths in Xuan Xuan Continent!

His name was awe-inspiring, sky-rocking, and earth-shaking! It was like the first sound of thunder on a clear summer’s day, rumbling endlessly and filling the entire sky!

His fame was further propelled by the folk lores, poems, and songs created about him which spread through the continent with great popularity!

A man needs be like Chu Qi Hun, awe-inspiring and matchless throughout the world! Looking disdainfully upon all, who could stand shoulder to shoulder with him—ancient or modern? An outstanding assassin in a league all of his own!

These were the earliest three sentences that had first gained popularity. Later on, some geniuses went ahead and added four more sentences to it:

“Killing his way through the Holy Lands after massacring the mortal world;

Slaying Supremes after slaughtering his fill of thieves and rascals;

Elusive Immortals, Blood Ocean, Great Golden City;

All turn into weeping ghosts under his blade without exceptions!” ¹

The first time he heard this poem, Jun Mo Xie was in the middle of a meal at a restaurant. With a loud HA , a half-chewed piece of deep fried dough cake spurted out of his mouth, drawing a beautiful arc as it flew through the sky. After that, he simply grabbed his stomach and roared with laughter…

Dongfang Wen Xin furrowed her brows with displeasure. How could the young master of an upper class family behave so boorishly in public! But just as she was about to scold her unruly child, she saw the prim and proper daughter-in-law of hers. Mei Xue Yan was also giggling madly before descending into full-scale mad laughter. If not for her demure feminine outer appearance, her image would be even more exaggerated than Jun Mo Xie’s…

“What’s going on? What are you all suddenly laughing about?” Dongfang Wen Xin furrowed her brows and asked.

“Noth.. nothing HAHAHA… It’s… HAHAHAHA… nothing…” Jun Mo Xie tried to exercise some self control, but his body shook heavily, and he simply laid flat on the table and lost himself in his laughter. The dishes and cups on the table vibrated and clanged loudly as he laughed…

As the main person involved in the matter, how could he not know how Chu Qi Hun’s fame came about… It was the effect of being used as a scapegoat over and over again, with the severity of his crimes growing more and more notorious! First, the crime of offending a Supreme, then a Holy Land. At the start, it was only one Holy Land. Now, it had grown to three. Even worse, he couldn’t even remove the crimes if he wanted to… That was the worst tragedy…

To bear so many crimes innocently, if he still didn’t get famous, something would be wrong!

At this moment, the three were travelling as low profile as they could, and they had donned some light disguises to avoid attracting any attention. After all, they had Dongfang Wen Xin with them this time, and they couldn’t afford to have any mishaps. This was different from when it was just him and Mei Xue Yan traveling together. If there were any dangers, they could always easily escape…

The three Holy Lands were on high alert right now, and they had no choice but to reign in the sharpness of their blade!

Dongfang Wen Xin was a mother of three and her real age was over 40; with some other factors added in, she should have looked somewhat frail and dishevelled by now. But due to her 10 years long coma and the nourishment of the little tree, her looks actually remained in how they were 10 years ago. Her beauty was largely unchanged, and she even exuded the classy grace of a middle-aged woman. Her gentle eyes and eyebrows added an extra delicate and demure look of a young girl to her face.

Although she wasn’t an unparalleled beauty of a generation, she was still extremely beautiful and heart captivating. With her son and daughter in law accompanying her, it caused her mood to soar. On top of that, her heart had been reignited with hope, causing her entire person to look much more energetic. If she did not don a disguise, her beauty would instantly draw attention from all directions. How could they hope to maintain a low profile?

Mei Xue Yan was a country-toppling beauty, one of a kind under the heavens. If she went out with her original looks, they would probably be hounded by a pack of love-crazed pursuers. Although they were not afraid of this kind of stuff, it would still be upsetting to the mood. Besides, even if they did not bother about the other stuff, the people from the three Holy Lands would find them and start hunting them down. There was naturally no other option but to proceed cautiously.

The group traveled through a small town. Jun Mo Xie had come through this way before, and at that time, it could be said to have been nearly deserted. There was basically nobody traveling here before. But this time, it was filled with people coming and going and was incredibly bustling. It was as if he had arrived at a different town!

It turned out that during this period of time, due to the commotion stirred up by Chu Qi Hun’s fame, the entire pugilistic world had become more bold and adventurous. Even this little town was no exception. Numerous people came and went, and it was seething with activity.

As they exited the town, the group continued forward for a distance. The snowfall was growing heavier, and Jun Mo Xie hurriedly led the way into a small inn at the side of the road to temporarily get out of the wind and snow, out of consideration for his mother.

This little inn was situated in an extremely out of way area. Their business was usually extremely poor, and with the wretched snowy weather as an obstacle, they had even lesser customers. But unexpectedly, the little inn that was on the verge of closing down due to poor business over the past few years was suddenly flocked with customers this year. Fortune rolled in generously…

One could see that the appearance of the super idol Chu Qi Hun had directly improved the economy and spurred public spending…

Something like this had not happened in the world for several thousand years. The moment news of Chu Qi Hun came out, a lot of those cultivators who were bored till their nuts ached suddenly found themselves with something entertaining to do. Speaking crassly, the people running about and joining in on the hype and gossip were much more dedicated than even the paparazzi on Earth… With such a large snowstorm and in this kind of freezing temperature, even paparazzis would not come out…

Gathering news from everywhere and spreading them, rumors emerged in an endless stream; everyone was chasing wind and clutching at shadows, making groundless accusations without regard. They created stories like hot buns out of the steamer; countless different versions of the legend flooded the pugilistic world, with only one element constant in all of them. The main character, Chu Qi Hun…

For instance, “The Generation’s Greatest Assassin, Chu Qi Hun and the Three Holy Lands: The Story Which Must Be Told!”

“The Absolute Insider’s Story behind the Three Holy Lands’ Pursuit of Chu Qi Hun—It all started because of a chicken’s tail feather?”

“The Three Holy Lands’ Rage: The Supreme Assassin Forced to Roam the Lands Lonelily as a Wanderer—Who is the supreme beauty granny dropping tears behind him?”

…

The stories grew like a raging fire, spreading from one person to ten and from ten to a hundred, traveling through a myriad of rivers and thousands of hills…

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