I JUST WANT A PEACEFUL LIFE
636 The Endless Pork
"It seems the chefs are useful for occasions like this." said Jason while seeing the chefs work professionally.
"Well, you have no idea. For them, whenever it is Anna's meal time, it is the same as wartime. Usually, they stay at the Royal Palace since Anna mostly stays there. Since the Royal Princess Palace gets destroyed, they will stay here for now." explained Angus.
Jason didn't reply and looked at the chefs cutting all the pigs precisely. At a glance, it seems pretty chaotic since everyone keeps moving around without stopping. Still, he finds the chef's work is very methodical and orderly.
During this moment, Angus notices Aunt Hersha carefully inspecting one of the pigs. Since he checked them before, Angus knows nothing is wrong with the pig, but he still lets Aunt Hersha do her own research.
'As the head branch of the number one information guild, Aunt Hersha may notice something. Well, I hope it is not a troublesome thing.' thought Angus.
"Aunt, did you notice something?" asked Angus.
"No. It is a completely healthy domesticated pig, albeit too big for an ordinary one. Still, nothing unusual." said Aunt Hersha solemnly.
Hearing this, Angus starts to notice something.
"You mean... That giant pig could produce much food without any side effects?" said Angus.
"Probably. We still didn't know anything about that giant pig. For now, the pig it produces has great quality meat and is very healthy. It is very suitable meat for consumption." said Aunt Hersha.
After a while, they begin a large barbeque party with many pork meats as the main ingredient. Since the meat is too much, Jason gives it to everyone in the manor.
Angus also didn't mind it as these meats will only end up inside Anna's bottomless stomach. It is better to share it with others.
During this time, Mira also joins the fun and eats on her flying pillow. However, she feels something is missing before calling someone.
"Darren." called Mira shortly.
Suddenly, Darren appeared before Mira, wearing a clean lab coat and holding a glass breaker. In a split second, he changes his clothes into his butler one before bowing towards Mira like nothing is happening.
"Master, is there anything I can help with?" asked Darren politely.
Mira didn't reply and only glanced at the giant pink pig.
"Ahh.. I see. Master already found The Endless Pork. Would you like to have it with the usual drink?" asked Darren.
"Mm." nodded Mira.
Out of nowhere, Darren takes out a liquor bottle before pouring it into a glass and giving it to Mira. The sudden appearance of Darren was also noticed by everyone. However, no one dared to approach him since they could see he was the subordinate of Mira.
"Master Darren, I am glad you could join us again." called Angus.
"Ahh… Young Baron Angus, I apologize for my absence lately. There is still much work to be done in our kingdom." said Darren.
"No problem. I hope you can take this chance for a breather. Anyway, did you know anything about that giant pink pig?" asked Angus.
"Of course. Well, it is one of Master's creations." said Darren.
"Mm?" responded Mira from the side while tilting her head in confusion.
"Ehem... To be exact. It is a by-product of the Master's action. As I already told you before, many people were hostile towards the Master in the past. My Lady often used her power during that time to destroy those pesky things."
"By some miracle, this pig was always near the battlefields and survived the destruction. After a while, it mutated into this giant pink pig that could produce endless big pigs. We called it The Endless Pork." said Darren.
"Porky Porky!!" retorted Anna from the side.
"Yes, it is Porky Porky now." replied Darren warmly.
"Such a creature exists?! Why do I never hear about them?" chimed Aunt Hersha in surprise.
"It is because this pig is the nature breaker. Its existence is against the laws of nature, but it is not strong enough to threaten the world. Hence, the world will slowly reject its presence until people like the Master find it." said Darren.
"You don't need to worry about Porky Porky. Although an ancient creature, it has a lazy and docile nature. Hell, it couldn't even intentionally hurt a small ant. Moreover, it is also a good solution for Lady Anna's bottomless appetite." added Darren.
"True. However, I still find it strange. Even if it has a very long life and has a long life span, why does no one try to kill it?" asked Angus.
"Because you can't kill it using ordinary means. Its soft pink skin is truly magical. It releases a series of big pigs whenever something hits its skin hardly, magical or physical. In other words, it is impervious to ordinary attacks or spells."
"Still, it didn't mean to make him completely invincible. Only a certain unique attack could hurt and kill it. However, no ordinary person could produce such an attack."
"I believe these people would find Porky Porky alive more useful than death. It is practically an endless source of food." explained Darren.
"Hmm.. Make sense." said Angus before stopping Anna from stealing Mira's liquor bottle.
"Ehh… Just a sip. Please! Please!!" said Anna.
"No. You are still too young." retorted Angus sternly.
"Boohoo… Meanie Angus. Ahhh.. Anna almost forgot. Big sis! Big sis! Give Mira some roasted pork meat." said Anna excitedly.
Jayna didn't think much and gave the newly roasted pork to the tipsy Mira. As usual, Darren's special liquor is powerful and could even make Mira drunk with just a few sips. Mira didn't say anything and just received the pork meat while lying lazily on her flying pillow.
"Errr.. Master Darren, are there any side effects from eating the pork meat?" asked Angus as he noticed Mira was more sluggish than usual.
"Well, it certainly has side effects. But it is a good one. The meat will magically produce a satisfying effect on anyone that eats it. In response, our bodies will get a little bit sluggish and drowsy. Still, it is nothing that couldn't be fought off." Darren said.
"In other words, this pork meat is the most delicious pork for everyone regarding the race, right? Jason, stop eating. We have so many things to discuss." said Aunt Hersha as her eyes turned into gold coins.
As a businesswoman, Aunt Hersha could see an opportunity from this pork. Angus could only shake her head as Jason gets dragged inside by Aunt Hersha.
"What about the endless pork? Does it need to consume or intake something?" asked Angus.
"Nahh… As I said. Its existence is breaking the natural law. So, it didn't secrete and excrete anything. It also couldn't eat or drink anything. All it needs is just lazing around to produce dozens of big pigs." explained Darren.
"Such a mythical creature. Fortunately, it couldn't hold any power. Otherwise, who knows what it will do." said Angus.
"True. However, I still need to warn you, Young Baron Angus. Porky Porky's existence is breaking the natural law. Hence, if you decide to keep it, you must be ready to face problems later." said Darren.
"Young Baron Angus, I will not lie to you. Many people and kingdoms are already trying to possess Porky Porky in the past, yet only get destroyed and are left with nothing. I think the lack of its information in history is the true proof." warned Darren solemnly.
Hearing this, Angus glances at the snoring giant pink pig. Then, he looks at Anna, who is unusually silent and stares back at Angus. He knows this is the rare moment when Anna is not playing around.
"Anna, should I keep The Endless Pork?" asked Angus.
"Anna trusts Angus' decision." replied Anna shortly.
"Hmm? Why?" asked Angus.
"Porky Porky is kind. But Porky Porky is not Angus and Big sis. Anna didn't mind not getting pork meat from Porky Porky. Anna doesn't want to cause Angus unnecessary trouble." said Anna.
"Hmm… Will Porky Porky give me trouble later?" asked Angus.
Anna didn't reply and blinked her eyes while tilting her head a few times.
"Mmm… probably." said Anna uncertainty.
Noticing Anna's vague response, "Then, which will cause more trouble? You or Porky Porky?" asked Angus with a smile.
"Huh?! Stupid Angus. Of course, it is Anna. Anna is the best!! Porky Porky is nothing compared to super great Anna." said Anna proudly.
Like already expected such an answer, "Then, I will keep Porky Porky. Besides, your appetite has grown too much lately. It may cause famine in the kingdom during the food shortage or crop failure season. It is better to keep Porky Porky as emergency food." said Angus.
"Yay.. Yay.. Angus is the best. Anna could eat Porky Porky meat everyday." said Anna happily.
Then, they continue their barbeque party. During this time, Darren also shared some of the pork dishes recipes with the group of chefs for Anna. Jason also returns with Aunt Hersha with a dejected look. Angus is sure his eldest brother's soul is almost leaving his body.
'It seems Aunt Hersha didn't hold back when negotiating with brother.' thought Angus.
The party continues until late in the night before everyone returns to their place. Fortunately, the drunk Mira didn't do anything dangerous and disappeared out of nowhere. Darren also followed his master after a quick farewell with everyone.
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